Seun:
I'll say "I'm so sorry, but thank God we've been practicing abstinence".

What would you do if Nairaland goes commercial tommorrow?

I will look up to being a moderator

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toh

RIP Nnwaikpe

Mechejy:
from which tribe is this soldier first? he is not fulani or hausa

he is a yoruba boy Olabode Babatunde Hammed by name

Nwaikpe where art thou

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Rip Nnwaaikpe

juwonloo:



Mr otedola can I be taking good care of your clothes
ama Good drycleaner,
Holla me

, . namesake me am oluwajwonlo

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Rip nnwaikpe

Davindal:
Kai! Bloggers can lie eh!! All these paid publicity for 5 mins fame.

I didn't say she can't. I know female colleagues who are as fearful as civilians, though we have amazons in heart amongst us: but this very one is a lie.

ubanka!!!... we??! who is ur father... whc intake r u!!! clown!!! arm of assumption kawai

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abiodunalasa:

It has bin every 2years since 2014. So it may or may not continue.

nagode.. so afta did of 2018 it's till 2020

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I second u bro. with this you are my artyman

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MrSuama:


Army don't conduct exams before shortlisting names for SSC, you are most likely to come across mini exam during the board interview if somehow the computer that selects names funnily decides to pick your name. Unfortunately that same computer has refused selecting my name for years, it even went as far as changing my L. G. A from Bauchi to Okrika in 2016. Nevertheless tighten your relationship with God if you really need this job,

Hmmm

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abiodunalasa:


Even Bachelor degree in Yoruba is admissible in SSC... need to mention a wonderful course such as Agric.

But if Agric is among those advertised under DSSC... I will advice you to take that thats if age is no longer on ur side.

I'm a fellow perspective too... Victory to us!

Nagode

Mundawo Lafia... now in d group

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HeWrites:
Lol, we know how funny African parents can be and Nigerian parents most especially, the video below captures the reaction of a Nigerian Mum to the dreadlock her son @Davidboomin got.

Twitter usrer @Davidboomin who shared wrote;
“Y’all so today I took off my durag and my mom saw my twists for the first time…”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/see-mothers-reaction-to-her-sons.html

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small time dem go take ur mum picture do meme... y must u use d picture of such exclamation

2chainzz:
skoolz ke ? You're not my skoolz na, Mogadishu bn, Arm of service ?

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arm of question... lol.
c conclusion ooo....
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Burmese bn fa...

2chainzz:
NDA is 17-21 and who told you it's not easy, when I entered nobody helped me.

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.oga sir skoolz ne?... whc bat?

gbosaa:



You haven’t even applied or passed selection and you are here undermining the rank of a WO. That’s disrespectful. Do you even know what a WO does and how important he is? How are you sure you’d scale through?

Like I said, in an more organised environment, your suicide attempts will appear on your medical reports.

I don’t know how it’s done in Nig. In some countries, the army will normally send forms to your doctor which he has to complete about your health issues, once that’s done, you’ll be given a date to attend selection. If you pass, you’ll commence training.

Don’t compare military with your school or neighbourhood fraternity.

I believe there are lots of members of Nigeria military here to answer your questions. I don’t work with Nigeria military and I do not have the knowledge and authority to answer questions about them.

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Nagode bro. u r free to advise him to d extent yhu know... u need know authority to answer if u know well... lot of us r even not actively online... I got ur back...

AdmiralPato:
IP

"Cadet members" .. You think it's your village union.. Bat!

. . . something.... let dem feel it..

CaptainStephen:
Cadets are plumming

. . . something like that... plumming is for boys

chat2deen:

Pluming 101. Thank God I was never a clown.

. . . standard.. . c diz baba....

DonBobes:


I was moved to quote u cos of ur topic.
Now in d NDA our seniors told us lik WEN U GO FOR BREAK, WE SHULD RELATE LESS WIT OUR CIVILIAN FRIENDS LIKE WE USED TO B4. LET OUR PARENTS SEE D NEW US FROM THE MILITARY PERSPECTIVE. WE SHOULD MAKE OURSELVES SEEN. At the end our seniors wuld say DO SO WIT STEALTH . Dis is now left to us to grasp. So wat d cadets did is wat we call CHAWUS. Just to Cause a scene dats all. because if I told u wat dos young chaps passed thru to get der, it's called CONFIDENCE JOB.
I remember my own story were my coursemate had issues in his state dat time and wat did he do. While we were in NDA he came to me n told me & begged me to follow him to his state den to deal wit d STRONG MAN #ALAGBARA in his area (because DOS DAYS I LOVE TROUBLE LIK FOOD, not now dat m a real Christian), i planned all. He payed for my flight to/fro his state, I will not mention d state because 1 of d people der culd b here on NAIRALAND today. We got der. U need to c wat happened dat day. A whole street CLOSED DOWN. D ALAGBARA (STRONG MAN) on d street was brought out n whooped in and out. U need to c how he was crying & c how d passers by kept hailing us to deal wit him. Long story short, we left him n we dispersed afterwards to our various homes. We were not up to 6 dat time n a whole street was silenced for hours.
So na dey r on der own mak dem use der senses

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Skulz ne?...
something like that.... cadets are plumming

MrsNwaAmaikpe:

person way brain enter default sef don gt wife.... attention seekers everywhere