₦airaland Forum

dbabs500:
Since 7 days now, she dey try seduce me, i nor gree Bleep, im just telling myself, what kind of fake life person wan dey live so, i am with a woman that at least i know she's effing someone, because she has not been caught red-handed its all 'lets continue our normal life' but me nor sabi pretend and the fear of contracting disease and also spiritual misfortune is now on the high for my mind. Winter dun come, who i wan dey nack, the depression just start now again.

Nlanders what would u do

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She is afraid that she might be pregnant and want to pin it on you. She will go on pills. STI should be your biggest concern at this point.

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Why do Nigerian architects lack creative imagination?

It is high time they investigated to ascertain if Nigerian educational curricular is from Temu or not.

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Last last the corporate headquarter will be auctioned off to Seyi.
Like play like play Capital Oil went into oblivion.
Taking long-term Business loans in Nigeria is crazy—high interest rates and
one bad government policy away from insolvency. Obijackson is still alive but
we know that rarely do Nigerian wealth enter second generation. It will be worse
for this new crop of “Instagram” billionaires that only borrow to market clout.

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There are no written laws or guarantee that an irresponsible person would change because s/he becomes a parent.
Some men sexually abuse their daughters. Some mothers love-vendor out their daughters. Some men physically abuse
their sons. Some mothers verbally abuse and psychologically damage their sons.

There may be some plausible reasons someone may despise her parents.


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SpencerForbes:
Due to brain drain, we've lost a significant number of professionals. While they're making notable contributions in other parts of the world, our country is left grappling with the consequences of this talent exodus.
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There is no brain drain in Nigeria. The country operates a system in which there is no accountability and no desire to excel. Everyone wants to collect salary for doing nothing. Give those knucklehead professors in our universities some grants for research, they use it to buy high priced SUVs.

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If he is as important as he deludes himself, he wouldn't have been asked to come for reinterview.

They just reminded him that he ain't any different from the next poindexter.

Imagine regarding the ability to travel to another country as a social status.

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Glimpsetv:
Controversial singer Portable has shown off a shrine he set up in his home in a now-viral video, and it has stirred a lot of reactions online. On a shelf in his house containing various items, a Quran was also spotted placed beside the shrine objects.

Portable, who has previously been seen praying in a white garment church, has once again raised questions among fans about where he truly belongs. Watch the trending video and share your thoughts in the comments.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiV7pt0IQ4U?si=9fZU6x72LEynK7k8

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I guess it is not bad when people build their houses and place an effigy of a white woman and a whiteman on the cross. They are all molden or carved images. What's the difference between that and what Portable has in his house? All those chastisizing Portable are suffering from mental slavery.

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A lady that bills a man really loves him. She is indirectly teaching him how to be a good liar. Billing is one thing, collecting is another. Promise and fail exist for good reasons.
As Burna Boy promised that lady a Lambo, collected something and disappointed her, did he die? Say Yes to every request but do nothing.

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AqualinaXYZ:
Make una dey mumu dey buy land and houses for Lagos




Una body go tell una

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Just like the MMM losers, those who advised them were tagged envious.

Lagos is teaching them lesson by fire or by force. I see nothing tribal in the demolition. It is a case of Lagos government vs. stupid people---people who are stupid enough to keep buying and developing in Lagos.

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BougieBaddie:
A man bringing awareness both locally and internationally is playing to the gallery? Until this man, a good number of folks never understood that Christianity in Nigeria is under attack. Oga emotionless security man, lend your voice where it matters and stop downplaying this man's first hand experiences.

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How does talking about his death fix anything? He should advice his people to be security conscious, stop unnecessary gatherings and relocate to a safe place. As if the international communities don't have enough of their problems. We have seen how much they helped in Ukraine/Russia and Israel/Palestine. By the time they take notice and start decades of talking, millions or thousands will be dead. How does that help anyone?

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buttlover:
Seems the monkey lost it's way to our uncomplicated building, we chased it up to one of the room and send it to its ancestors.

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Which city and state?

What caught my attention is the covered gutter and drainage system. Impressive!

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They applied the same principle of "mistake" that Fulani terrorists use to overrun communities. A taste of their own medicine?

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Emotions do not provide security. He should stop playing to the gallery. He will only be one out of many if his wishes come to fruition and nothing will change.

Many apostles and disciples fled from persecution.

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Why are they crying more than the bereaved?

Were the Nigerians not warned about muslim-muslim ticket considering the history of the party and the Presidential candidates? Nigerians are not kids. They made a choice and should be allowed to enjoy the dividends of Democracy they chose. Why save those who don't want to be saved?

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Touchy topic.

According to the Bible, God created Adam and Eve (ie one man and one woman). But then, God sure did love polygamists and adulterers like Abraham, David, Jacob and even freaking Solomon.

Monogamy is white men's arrangement for legal reasons. Since white men rule the world, it makes sense that they call the shots and the rest follow. The only concern is when those indoctrinated into it try to convince others that it is the best as if they know any better or have a choice.

Why do you think traditional marriage is not recognized until you perform church or court wedding? It is because they made the rules. They really pushed the envelope by trying to convince others that man/man or woman/woman marriage is ok contrary to Biblical principles. As expected, the followers cheered on too and say it is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't be surprised that a few years down the line, they will convince people that marriages between men and trees are ok. Heck! They show the world cunnilingus, anal and other perverted sexual practices and they became generally accepted. What can you do?

In summary, you don't know who you are. You don't know what's best for you. So sit back and wait until the white men gives you a direction in life. Teacher don't teach me nonsense.

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[quote author=ThroneNGamez post=137252759]https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1982401154312028221?t=yzlMc5HVDun2W0tITUCpZA&s=08[/quote]/

Who goes to clubs from October - December?
Who walks the streets at night from October - December?

Be ready with bail money. Law Enforcement officials use this period to raise money aggressively through unnecessary and illegal raids. Expect more.

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cutecommend:
It is possible to see the best spouse for you after you are Married, but you just have to love the one you are already married to and move on.

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The grass always looks greener on the other side...until you get there.

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Does it matter?

The message is loud and clear. People are not happy. Abacha lived in paranoia until his demise. Tinubu will be suspicious of anyone, anything and any place henceforth. That's not good for his mental health.

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I asked the question before. How did a Spanish man become the President of an African country? Propaganda packaged and delivered to the African mind is always an easy sale.

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Kemetian:
''We've Enjoyed Nigeria So Much!

Everything has been above our expectations.''

- Middle-Aged Black American Ladies from Atlanta In Lagos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdgF5p2OGEQ

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Are they living in Nigeria or on a visit?

Why won't anyone enjoy Nigeria on a short visit? It is a vacation. The fun comes from the expenses---$500 for 2 weeks? Sign me up. To fully understand Nigeria, one has to be there for at least 2 months to understand what's Nigeria.

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Cultism or not, what happened in the SE were exactly what IPOB threatened that they would do. That's why it was convenient for the criminals to use the same language as IPOB, assuming they are different. Who would dare to find the truth? A lot of the criminals captured testified that they started out as IPOB, then deviated and went rogue. Whose fault is that? Whoever armed them in the first place is culpable.

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guobe:
A grass Cutter daily pay outweighs an assistant directors salary in Nigeria.
If you are okay with that feel free to raise a post on nairaland and praise it to high heavens.shalom.

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Apparently , comprehension is not your forte.

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They have every right to mock him.

Actually the only people I feel sorry for are the ones who see Nigerians in distress and try to help them.

Isn't obvious that God is intentionally punishing Nigerians? What other plausible explanation is there
for the kind of people that live in that hell hole?

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guobe:
Do your maths,people do earn 30,000 pounds in UK monthly.

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Just as some people do earn N10m monthly in Nigeria.

Are we talking about such high earners here?

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Wike is right.

When it comes down to it, if necessary, he will be subpoenaed to appear. Then MNK will interrogate him under oath
since he chose to go pro se.

That's all.

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guobe:
The salary for the month for state civil servants that have worked for 15 years is barely 200,000 naira which is less than 200 dollars which is the amount earned by someone clearing grass in a day in UK.

Once the civil servant gets his salary at the end of the month, he goes depressed as the money can't take him home.

Due to high cost of rentage, he joins contribution of 80,000 naira for 10 people, and this money is for the Landlord at the end of the year.

He gives his wife 60,000 naira for feeding and the wife grudgingly collects it as it is impossible in this present economy to survive with that amount.

He spends on transportation, he also has dependants like his dad and mum and siblings and also hospital bills for his family and that of his parents.

The salary he was receiving 10 years ago has more value than the present salary as naira was stronger then.

The future looks very bleak for the civil servant as there is no more gratuity unlike before as it is now contributory saving as it is what you save is what you will be paid when you retire.

No wonder Directors are now quitting their duty post and travelling out of the country because they see no hope.

Nigeria we hail thee.

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Anyone earning equivalent of N2m per month in UK will fall into worse depression than the civil servant earning N200k/month in Nigeria. Go figure! One bad trip alone to a mechanic will set someone in UK back to equivalent of one year salary in Nigeria. 1 month rent in a 2-bdr apartment will get 1 year rent in good places in Lagos.Numbers alone do not tell all the stories.
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AnambraPeople:
https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2025/10/24/apams55-why-nigerians-are-scared-of-funeral-undertakers-apams-ceo/

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Honestly, do you want to see this face in your dream?

Undertaker or not, the man looks scary

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Chimookigwe:
Stellar, not Stella.

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Thanks for the correction. I appreciate.

I am sure if you read closely enough, you may find other bad spellings or bad grammar.

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Some Nigerians japa abroad to earn better. The Nigerians in Nigeria will sometimes mock them that they are slaves in foreign land.

It may seem that "free" people in Nigeria are worse than the "slaves" abroad that they love to hate.

Slavery in Nigeria? They provide their own security, water, healthcare. They drive on bad roads. Government only exists on paper.
Slaves in plantation in the era of slavery fared a lot better than Nigerians now. In their very presence, their votes are being
manipulated and they can't do squat. The only solution for them is incessant prayers and fasting hoping for miracles because help appears divine.

So what advice can one really give to people in such condition and delude themselves that they are living when infact they are only existing?

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Moroccoguy:
If we are to go by this, the man deserves the appointment.

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The profiles and CV/resume' of Nigerians rarely tally up to their performances. Stellar profiles; mediocre output.

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The details of his operations were not specified.

But if it is a Ponzi scheme, he should be granted bail unconditionally. He deserves a National Award for showcasing the unlimited gullibility of Nigerians with money.

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You will be surprised that it is easier to see a European leader than a Local Government chairman in Nigeria. They don't have god complex. On normal daily activities, they don't move in 20 cars convoy as if heading to a war front.

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