₦airaland Forum

Ruke1991:
I.am tired

1) Beans - snipper or dangote cement
2) Palm oil - red dye + water
3) Fried Plantain chips - either transformer oil to save cost or vegetable oil+nylon to make it shiny
4) Fufu - klin ie detergent or to ferment cassava in hours instead of days
5) Kpomo - formalin to preserve
6) Ice fish - industrial dye - I believe i have eaten this strange taste fish twice
7) unripe pineapple and banana - ripening in hours with chemicals
mango ripening overnight by pouring inside smelly gutter waters


Besides, Nigerian yam, beans banned across Europe for containing excess pesticides used by farmers without proper measurements.

End result today is kidney and liver damage. People now die 40 to 50 years because of these. Just two generations ago our ancestorsived up to 100 and 120 years

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And when you finally get sick, dem go use fake or adulterated medication finish you patapata.

Nigeria na direct entry to grave. No wonder average life expectancy of a Nigerian keeps dropping every year.

Any man born in 1999 must know that Democracy don collect half of his life expectancy

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Misery loves company. When you complain to folks who are secretly jealous of your achievement, it is akin to handing them a loaded gun.

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Contrary to popular opinion, I think Tinubu is the hero here for outsmarting millions of people who claim to be highly educated. If a blind man beats you in a table tennis tournament, who do you blame?

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They should have at least waited to get alert first.

E get why.
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Skydivine:
And you believe the whole story? What if the car dealership is creating this rage bait to sell the car?

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Either way, 2023 C-class with 37k miles is not worth N80m. Just saying...

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greatiyk4u:
As the question goes, if you find yourself in this situation who are you going to serve the only remaining meat in your pot of soup?

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Anyone who can afford only one piece of meat shouldn't be having visitors

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aariwa:
What result did tinubu use in getting admission into university of Chicago? Why is he scared of posting it ? Why did he remove from his INEC records certificate from the secondary school he claimed to have graduated from but which secondary school was actually built 3 years after the date on his secondary school graduation certificate?

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He went to US in the era when one could travel with a relative's passport and visa. Your birthday was what you thought. Your real name was whatever tickled your fancy. What fingerprint? What face recognition technology? Infact, advent of modern technology sure changed a lot of things.

Forgery is just a fad that turned out to burn him at the tail end of his life. That's all.

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She should have defined olosho.

These days the lines are very blurry.

Infact it is safest to assume she is one until proven otherwise.

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[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140219082]

I’m not one of those girls that when men takes them out they will be acting considerate, if you take me out I will make sure all your money is drained before leaving

— lady to men pic.twitter.com/iNm9qXq8ar

— ChukwuNonso✍️ (@Mazi_Chinonso1) August 1, 2026

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She is right.

I don't see her holding a gun.

Who is culpable here? The man who refuses to look in the mirror to stare at the biggest slowpoke.

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Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQh84NzXYVY?si=YGpCkp3n4plX4siP



Source: https://gtvdaily.com/ph-car-dealer-calls-out-female-tiktoker-over-alleged-fake-%e2%82%a680-million-mercedes-benz-gift/

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The dealer is very senseless.

Why make life easy for the ever-gullible Nigerian masses? They believe anything and everything. Why kill the phantom joy?

I pray that MMM comes back to finish what they started. Wait! The pastors are already doing a good job at exchanging hope for cash

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iwaeda:
People who are not from Kwara are supporting evil, should KNOW, Tinubu will not rule forever..

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Why would anyone care when the same victims will receive one carton of indomie tomorrow and start singing "On your mandate...blablabla"?

Let their government sort them out.

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Everyone understands the simple statement except rabble-rousers who are seeking attention.

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How many people still use or care about their souvenirs after 1 week?


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Wedding is over!

Let marriage begin

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Bwala, Omokri, FFK and Kenneth Okonkwor will fit right in


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What good are titles if they cannot be abused by Nigerians who by the way, in most cases, cannot defend those titles?

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Perhaps they should divert attention to Nigeria. Let's see our military capabilities. especially with those Tucano air bicycles.

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Funny thing is those stuck in Nigeria mock those abroad that they are slaving away in foreign lands.
Is there any prison camp bigger than Nigeria? Slaves are better treated than the "indentured servants in perpetuity" of that Royal Niger company named Nigeria

People complain about NPF and the mistreatment of Nigerians forgetting that NPF is a glorified prison warden established to ensure compliance not for services.

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nlfpmod:
Man publicly proposes to a lady he sponsored through university, only for her to reject him at her graduation amid a crowd of onlookers filming the scene.

The moment a man who trained a graduating student in the univeraity revived the shock of his life while trying to propose to her .

Guys be careful pic.twitter.com/tXUHskSScJ

— AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!! (@engrICO2015) July 29, 2026

But was the slap necessary? The slap makes it look like a skit.

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Kudos to the lady!

Don't marry a weak man.

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Rapmoney:
I have noticed this trend in many Nigerian universities, and it is gradually becoming a norm. I wonder what the purpose of this uniform madness is.

Very soon, MSc and PhD students would be required to wear uniforms. Uniform should be for students in specific departments or faculties, and it is even suppose to be for specific days when practical or field work is to be done. Now, every department in most Nigerian universities wear uniforms everyday.

The photos below are from one particular university in Nigeria.

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Laudable development. Those against it can bypass higher institutions and go straight to prostitution and armed robbery.

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Genetical predisposition to stroke, our high carbohydrates diet and enormous amount of self-inflicted stress by acting against our interest (a case of you think say you dey do me, you dey do yourself).

I dare say that about 80% of people in Nigeria are walking dead. Do not engage in physical fight no matter the level of provocation. Do not get involved in any sleepover escapades. You go explain tire.

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The best update in Nigeria is pointing out the direction to flee. Jesus will come down and fix the country

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Newyorkitis:
So after the woman choose the man that she wants to end up with, the man will take it up from there financially?
How does this makes sense?

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Because the man expressed interest first.
If she proposes first, the man runs for the hills.

If you ask a woman out, the bill is on you. A particular man is only one of the options available. Her choice; her bliss or her pain.

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Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

There's this question I want to ask. Please can a woman choose a man whom she want to marry? Because there was a time I kept chasing my ex and she told me that I shouldn't pressure her,that shes the one who has the power to choose but I think she was wrong. From my own perspective so far,I think and believe it's a man who has the ability to choose the kind of woman he wants to settle down with and the time to do so.


So ,my brethren,what do you think about it ? Does a woman has the ability to choose the kind of man she wants to settle down with?

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A man proposes; a woman chooses.

If he turns out a poindexter or worse a loser, she is culpable.

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Nonsense!

This man should stop chasing shadows and give potable water to the residents. Nigeria remains a 9th World country if the residents of the "Fastest Improving State" still buy water in buckets and jerrycans from water tankers. What year is this? 1966?



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bigpriik:
They are all chasing after rich guys and the rich guys are only about 15% of the population,imagine 90% of ladies chasing after 15% of men, meaning once you hammer as a guy you have about 50 ladies eyeing you for relationship or marriage,very very beautiful ladies
some are decent ,some are freaky and all of them are willing to give you the only thing they have to offer which is towtow my brother commitment go dey hard for you because you have so many options you become confused.
The guys they always go after are guys that have many options and by the end of the day he will choose the best among them and dump the rest.
No matter how broke you are as a guy it is easier for you to find love and happiness than an average Nigerian lady they are damn depressed

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Nigeria will be El Dorado if rich men make 15% of the population. They are not up to 5% of the population. Even among salary earners, what percentage do you think earn more than N500k/month?

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With the Hookup culture en vogue, marrying a lady above 28 in Nigeria carries astronomical risks. If she is above 30, the man should be tied and taken for psychological evaluation unless he is poor and she is rich. Her money will make such grave sin pardonable.

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yaroinside:
Peller is 21 and Jarvis is 25 years old, can this relationship work?🤔

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I give them 5 years tops.It will be 10th wonder of the world if it lasts that long.

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It is fair to assume that the organizers of BBN are in collusion with Nigerian government.

Just like the Roman Empire and circus shows, this always comes up when election is around the corner
to entertain the impoverished masses while their destiny is being destroyed.

Genius! Tinubu and APC will have the last laugh.

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Rapmoney:
I am usually amused when I see their so-called fans fighting themselves online. VDM fans Vs B-Lord fans, Ghe Ghe's fans Vs Saida Boj's fans, Peller's fans Vs Cater Efe's fans. What a life!

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You forgot the Pentecostal crowd that are ready to kill for their pulpit bandits if called out.

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The University still needs a lot of work especially on the power side of it to power the operations.

Meanwhile, his new bearded look is much better. I guess he went through a makeover. He doesn't look
stressed any longer.

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People let go of Santa when they come of age but this heaven/hell format continue to be propagated by even adults. SMH.
Most people have never read the Bible to understand what life will be like in heaven. Of course it should resonate with the sufferheads. But wearing white garment, singing praises to God forever is one hell of a boring thing to do. You are going to move from your face-me-I-slap-you to a golden mansion? Seriously!
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