Which dstv

channel please

Uyo no do them again. They are not raiding a village like mkpat enin to seize android phones . How low efcc has fallen tueeh. These people wey chase all young car owners comot for uyo

Your president is a drug lord
This is just the genesis

See wetin one man dey thief

What are they scared of?
The wicked run when no one chases

Nigerians will soon be buying 2006 corolla cars with 10m like Ghana

Mogajunior:
Calm down. No Nigerian man gives a woman 20kdolls for just sex.

Lol. This one no dey current. Men dey buy gals houses of 100m. Wetin be 20k

IyaebeTheGreat:
Kini big deal? But You Dy chat with Nengi and others for DM. You better keep shut before we open your book 🤣

His type don't do dm. They call your manager. Fly you to their knack house in Monaco. Hit it and send u back with 20kusd

kingthreat:
My guy you're not yet governor. Let your democratic term start first. By the way, hope you have the money to pay for the works. Taxation of substandard goods won't raise the IGR of Abia.

Lol. Labour party will teach you guys governance. Just wait. No be to appoint ministers after one year be dis

Beverlyjean:


U really think united , this dead united will beat city in FA Cup final... lol...City will win by at least 3 goal difference

Utd fans really think they have a squad
Energy drink cup really made them think they are back

Demurray:


Shitty team? You will say it again on the 17th of May when both legs might have been concluded. Till then

City will finish the tie in first leg. Ucl luck no dey happen every season.
Benzema pulled it off last season this season he is not that form again

Demurray:

No be money Chelsea dey spend this season? Where it carry Dem go?
Abeg give it to Pep joor, nobody does it better than him .
Hala PEP GUARDIOLA!

That's what the losers always say to water down pep achievement
Chelsea has spent 600m in on season. And they can't kill a fly to save their life. If it was pep that spent such they would remind us daily.
After all the billions utd spend over the years. Why Dem no dey like city.
City don't just have money. They have tactics and they sign class players who their world class coach improves.
They don't throw funds on average players like Anthony and sancho

Arrogant fans refusing to recognize domination

RealEzee:
Madrid says hi,Pep will overthink it and fall to Don Carlo.

Madrid?
The one castellano rapedd?

LeeSmart:
If only man city could give me more than 1 goal in this match then my 256k is sure, gonn do 10k giveaway to 3 persons each... Halland i the count on u oo.

E go come

Exposed1:
England called others farmers league. Spain sent guardiola to turn EPL to farmers league league and I am loving it. England own talk too much no be say them sabi play ball self. Anywhere belle face ballers. May lampard and Maguire never happen to you...

U dey mind them
Guardiola will win 10 epl before he leaves and 5 back to back epl
Overhyped clowns with average players like maguire

Kukutenla:

As Madrid na groundnut seller

Which Madrid
The one wey Dem dey use do training

001Lagos:

National politics that has not better some people's life after many years of holding unto power

Abegi

I wonder how Katsina looks after years of have president
They make it look like the south and south and SE will regret supporting obi. As if poverty won't continue flogging them up north

If she fit go western country like U.S she go hammer

Igbo people are the most patriotic in naija
Take that from an Aks person

Diligent1:
If I have the opportunity of having this amount, I will first buy a land and build a room and parlor self-contained then the remaining amount will be invested into my passion business.

This one think say cement na 500 naira. Land for my village sef no be 1m

Djele:
Honda and leg problems na 5 & 6

Una go just dey spread old news
Which model?
Hope no be those ancient hondas u dey call Honda

Drey1:


Lol. They don see una finish. How una dey pay dollars for rent for ghana? Shey nah dollar dem dey spend there ni. I no understand again o. Ghana sef dey form Behind. Just see us finish for Nigeria sha. Nah our leaders I blame sha

When a course in UPSA
Japa after 3 months
Accra not for the weak. Lekki is cheap for where Accra dey

emmaodet:



What really made me scared of Ghana was when a friend rented an apartment at Kasoa which is outskirt of the capital Accra and he paid 9000 Ghana cedis for a 2 bedroom flat and that was in 2016. As at then, 9000 Ghana cedis was 900k naira.
Omoh, I was shocked.
It is like someone paying 900k in Ifo or sango Otta which are outskirt of Lagos, now imagine what people are paying in central Accra.
I don't even know how they pay such rent because it is a very very poor country with very poor salary scale so I wonder how they get to pay those house rents.
Even Nungua where I schooled, to get a one room for rent for 30k /30 cedis na with beta beta abeeeeg
Just imagine one room for 30k per month

I rented a self con in east legon at 500$ a months

Lewiseze1988:
Learn how to drive,that's the fastest way for u to survive.drivers wanted nationwide

Best advise.

All they have is light
Nothing else
Very expensive country
All my friends who went there ran back after months

Normal.
Just avoid the staff with bomb azzz In Your new job and your good

He shud rest. At this point all he offers a club is media attention. No longer results.

Almost collapsed man u before he was evicted

Ronaldo after Madrid is nothing.

KidKonnekt:
This president looks like a waiter

Well buhari looks like a ghost
While the inec select looks like a medical experiment with injections everywhere

Dines with Kings
Lord this is the life

Oyindamolah:
850k in Lekki

That one na shared duplex. Shared kitchen. Very nonsense place

Lindajames1010:
...
Bro I'm also in lokogoma....
Aroun efab...

Self cons go for 500k in that efab