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AsmauDanjuma:
Bros I've been trying to puzzle out this your signature oh. If one of the cigarettes was lit, they could've used that one to light the others, if none of them were lit then how did throwing one overboard turn the boat into a giant cigarette lighter?

Think of the weight...

Salaam Alaekum yo!!!

foolinlove:
The inverse also applies. Behind every broken woman is a man who broke her.

nah una do am pass...

Blackfire:
i may be wrong, but almost every god forsaken heartless player/ casanova u see today was once a good guy.

Some women create the monsters they see today.

Like i said i may be wrong.

Maybe 75% players were once the Mr. Nice guys... So you aren't entirely wrong...

Some girls are like "since he's too good for me let me ruin it for another..."

and when we started she was the perfect girl... That's what baffles me... How can this same girl change like that...

Certifiedbillio:
meanwhile I never said I want to date her

nice come back...

Uefalona no reach south america... All those barca and messi fan boys go clear comot for this thread...

joseph1832:
Source of income, means of livelihood, and the likes.

he's a IndecentStar... People pay $10 to subscribe to his videos...

Source of income... Explained.

Self explanatory... except you don't know what Alomo is... then I'll explain...

Hahaha... e go funny die...

LTSHANGY:
Last season's wonder happens once in a blue moon.. The Manchester sides are going to decide this season's winner.. Mark this space.

like last season...?! hahaha... joker...

LTSHANGY:
I just can't guess who they cleaned the seat for this season. The blue or red side of Manchester?

like they did last season...

p.s:

can someone tell that Ademanure to quote somebody and stop being a pussy...?

Lagusta:
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzxxxx

I wish I was tho....

dey whine me nah...

Amelian:
Am not new here.. And not plus size... Just chubby

I see...

crotonite:
I hv seen many.

where...? Nigeria...?!

forreelinc:
Yea they exist they are called transgenders man

hahaha... nice one...

Lagusta:
I forgot to say that she is married.....

Why do I have a feeling you're keeping her to yourself...?

Blackfire:
i know one of my ex who still call me till today... Do u believe i enter onitsha from ibadan, this girl called me and started flirting.

How she got my new number? I don't know. How she knew i was in onitsha, i don't know.

One thing with people like me is i don't know how to love or hid my feelings... I dive in who heartedly.
This girl saw that, and been a rich spoilt kid, she toyed with my heart, insulted me at any given chance... Me i respect myself and move on with my life...

Fast forward 5 years later... She wants me. Hell no.

Allah... same here Ooo... infact nah this same ex no make me sabi love again... I don carry my cross dey go... after two years, she finds me and tells me she wants to be friends...

I treat her like I would treat a female friend... no regular calls, text or chats... you get nah... no dates sef... she notices... tells me she doesn't like it... I say no problem... I try to adjust... I wasn't feeling it... I just left her hanging... I cannot come and kill myself and die...

She knew I wasn't looking at any other girl... even announced to the world... final bus stop... that thing in their head just activated...

e pain me ooO... I no go lie... but... I learnt a very valuable lesson... when it's time to settle... just give one girl belle... she stays... fine... she goes... all join...

Once upon a time when men were boys... I jonzed too many times...

if I'm correct... I jonzed around ten to fifteen chicks... I didn't know... mostly down to inexperience... they wanted the D... and me I just wanted to talk about tales by moonlight...

They left hints and all... but the Jew in me was deeper than an Israelite...

But now way jungle don mature... make we end am there...

Blackfire:
problem with ladies who wants to be loved is, when they finally find someone who loves them, they become confusingly confuse.

Sometimes i wonder 'why do fools fall in love?'

My ex is a very good example... the moment they know you're looking at no one else... that thing in their heads activates...

No girl mentioned me on this thread... it is well...

Amelian:
Cos people around u, mr patrick feels fat ladies dont get married and no man in his right sense will marry a fat lady for love.
Well they are so far from the truth.. Fat ladies do get married and they are wooed like slim and average girls. God created them, so God have men willing and eagerly ready to marry them.
If not, ask Tunde and wunmi Obey... U think say na moi moi?
The love is real.

Are you new on nairaland...? everyone knows I'm into plus size women on here... are you plus size...?

lekkie073:
better u don't play than turn a liability to ur team..
xhaka....liability
giroud.....liability
ozil.....liability loading...

LMAO... how do you survive with this sort of reasoning...?

Best player of manure United this season can't even make the first 11 of his national team... another bottling player...

chrisley024:
No wonder they're also known as Arsenal bottling club.

Between manure and Tottenringham... who bottle pass...?!

Congratulations to France and Anthony Martial who's been awarded Man of the bench... against the Republic of Ireland...

Lagusta:
I have a lady friend who drives better than me (and I mean that "need for speed" kinda driving) and she talks about sex very explicitly and she is a doctor....

And yeah, very truthful too

I'm interested...

foolinlove:
Yes, I exist. You're welcome.

you just lied...

cruzita:
yes they exist

Thank you for being truthful and not claiming to be one...

Shay you want the honest truth...? Or make i lie give you...?

Do girls mean what they say...?

Are they kick ass drivers...?

Bring it out... are you impotent...? hahaha... that one got me...

Me think the baby was a stillborn... I could be wrong... but that's what I think...

Are stillborns buried or dumped...? never seen the grave of a stillborn before... #JustThinkingAloud