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I heard Thierry Anthony Martial chop bench pass termite...

We'll not take it...

To be fair... that he thought of this... omo... e deserves a pat on the back... I don't think I would have thought of this in a very long time... it's dangerous... yeah... but come on... this is badass!!!

OP... you did not make sense at all...

I don't understand...

Manure fans: LVG is a Fool for not Playing Martial in the middle. He's a Striker. Gignac comes on for Giroud...

The police believed that woman...?! wow!!!

Spain007:
It's a female deer...Duiker got horns.

Uncle... Google the various species of duikers... thank you... google the hornless ones, the giant ones and the smallest ones...

Oh... the ones with spots too... shallom!!!

For everyone asking for the name... it's a DUIKER...


Cc: jstrollet...

I missed your pics... but just so you know... some people... Like me... like them big...

MrProducer:
What about FIVE ABUSIVE WORDS YOU MOST NOT SAY TO YOUR HUSBAND, NO MATTER THE QUARREL
Every time wife this, wife that, girlfriend this, girlfriend that.
We are human beings too. Not aliens from Xandar.

Five...

or 999 abusive words you should not say to your husband/boyfriend... even to another man...

Lagusta:
1. You are very stupid

2. You dont know anything

3. You can't do anything....

4. You mates are driving big cars you are here driving Camry

5. Look at this small boy....

6. Most men outside are better off than you...

7. You are such an unfortunate fellow....

8. Like mother like son....

9. If you don't give me money I know where to get it.....

10. Please don't touch me, I have a headache (and the stuff under is rising and falling like the naira-dollar dichotomy....

Oya wetin u talk now

Nailed it...

Frankiss44:
The gutter isn't there for you to channel your waste bathing water. The primary purpose of the gutter is to control flood when it rains. Most people that channel it to the gutter are mainly in rural region. You can't stay in Urban areas and be thinking of channeling your waste to a nearby gutter. It either goes straight to the soakaway or a septic tank. And to think of it, what is hygienic about channeling your waste to the gutter?

are Wells dug in a septic tank vicinity safe...?

DJHANDSOME:
you no dey sleep!

Woke up for sahr...

svydo:
You can treat her well while still being intimate with her. Show her some care.
Leave her soon though if you can not love her.It is obvious you do not love her and can not marry her.
Love can not be forced.
Always treat any women you meet right,not because you will gain but because there is more happiness in love and care than in hate.

Plenty women wrappers on nairaland... what happen...?

SmartThief:
thats very wicked of you man....you dont have to be like her other boyfriends you know? i thought you are now a responsible person? why not be like one...than letting the devil in you to consume you...DONT HURT THAT GIRL!!!

Another woman wrapper spotted...

LasoulMacuby:
Just shaking my head. . . She disgraced you because you deserved it. All this long story will not change the fact that you are a weakling to hold a grudge so long against a woman.
If u know what some of us have passed through in the hands of women, urs is a childs play yet i have never prayed for the downfall of any of them. I even render assistance where need be.

Yeah... definitely a woman wrapper syndrome...

PhantomD:
she brought herself back afterall the guys she's bleeped after you, now you're made and she wants to make a fool of you again, she will brag to her friends about getting u back, that no matter what u will still kill yourself over her. she deserves whatever she gets, most ladies believe they deserve a good life just for being female, they whitewash you and expect you to forgive and forget just like that...whatever man, it's your call and it's already made.

Na so...

PhantomD:
does any guy deserve waht she did to him?

I tire Ooo...

DJHANDSOME:
No girl deserves this sort of treatment


please forgive and forget

Woman wrapper spotted...

@OP... anyway, anyhow you want to deal with your ex that bleeped you up initially is allowed...

edoyad:
But him no be Engerlitch na

All of them be brothers.... nah the same manna born them...

You seem to be the only one complaining...

Ramsey chips in a few goals here and there... but is he more efficient than Özil...? First off... Ramsey's final ball/pass is dead or generally too heavy... and facing goal... he's always thinking of himself... if he scores a goal in a match... he's already blazed 5 shots over the post...

Sheer creativity, team work, and most important final third passes... Özil best Ramsey... fact is... Ramsey can't lace Özil's boot in 10...

MrDojo:
Bro Ramsey is a good player but the guy is just too inconsistent that's why a lot of people don't like him....

It's two ways...

1. To be fair to Ramsey... He plays better in the number 10 role...

2. Typical of English players bar a few like Bale and Rooney... He won't adapt to a change in his position... Ramsey won't stick to playing 7 (Wenger put him there to accommodate Özil) exposing Bellerin time and time again... he won't stick to 4 exposing Per... how many times Ramsey don bust go front... lose the ball we concede a goal from that reckless act...? I've lost count

[quote author=DolaPat post=47104396][/quote]I thought you were scared it might turn out to be a monster... I'll just keep him for you...

DolaPat:
My GSD bit my neighbour and his kid this morning, because it got agitated and was carelessly left off its leash by my maid, my neighbour has been treated with his son, but i am so worried, because the dog has been acting lik something else since the incident this morning, its barking, growling and i can almost even say howling lik a wolf, i am scared first and foremost because of the myth that once a dog tastes human flesh and blood, you have to let it go, by selling it off or killing it, i am so very unhappy, because any pet lover knows how dear a pet can be to the heart, my dog is a very lovely dog, and this is a first incident, the rabies vaccination was due last month,i have spoken to my vet, and she says the dog will stil be rabies free.
The vet has tried to calm it down, but its still very nervous at the moment, so she advised that we grind valium in its meal, to sedate or slow it down a bit. Please Advise me people.
please advice me on what you all know on dog bites and their temperament after, and can it still be domesticated. Thank you

you leash it up alot... If its too much of a burden for you... I can take it off your back...

Pluto werey ... made FrontPage on nairaland without being a member... hahaha... make I screenshot am... send am to my padi...

Yeah... I know Pluto...

teshyberry:
But she still get face small!

But she still dey lie nah...

When Ronaldo took the first penalty and scored...

Messi:...

bykebyke:
Was already expecting the article,after they wrote one about him not taking Penalties first that pained Madridiots.

Goal.com,anywhere an ass is,they pucker up and kiss it.

Hahaha... C.Ronaldo looking at Messi like...

MsGlobalwonder:
angry?

At the post or the poster...?