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One of the many reasons religion should be banned completely in Nigeria. Imagine the nonsense from both the so called prophets and the idiotic woman

...and daddy and mummy G.Os, Bishops, Apostles, Pastors and the rest are walking freely in Nigeria. Who curse us?

Which one is piss study again my people?

Esunsun

BarrElChapo:
You’ve said it all ! Him and he’s gang all of the devil, it’s painful cos people will swallow the message hook line and sinker without critically thinking about it, I’ve been there once, never again.

inspite of their obvious/never hidden manipulative tendencies to squeeze from their gullible followers of every resource they have, with them also not really waking up to this manipulation, it leaves me to conclude that these so called pastors are up to something, they could be using diabolical means to render the followers completely unsuspicious

BarrElChapo:
I wonder what 5000 foodstuffs would have been like in 1997.

I wonder too
This man is a devil

Mr Pastor, you can lie oooo. A1 in lieology!
Daddy G.O and Bishop Scammers, you both should please take it easy with all your mentees, they actually take after you. All these nonsense they pour out from their gutter mouth are products of intense mentorship they receive from you.

Thank you

I see Mr Marcaroni or Falz becoming president come 2027

See who is talking; GRANDMASTER!

What's the difference between your style of raking in billions every service hour and theirs?

Oga go and sit down. They have watched you do same over time and they mastered the art.

Sir, u too dey lie!
When will you repent?

No Nigerian politician is a saint.
Before election, they can pretend for heaven and earth to be anointed one. Once the election be over, Kai walahi, shege banza go follow am. Obi go and sit down Tinubu did more than this before election. All na public sympathy Una dey find. Awon were gbogbo.

Almighty God, if truly you exist and hate sins, please send your wrought against belly-called nonsense-preaching and deceitful/fake messengers who are destroying your image in this world. Very many of them are in Nigeria. We plead you act as fast as possible because they have destroyed a lot of saints and led them astray.
Thank you lord.

1000Capacity:
Why is that guy shouting Jesus.
Naa Jesus dey chase people

that how bad the mentality of some people have been messed up
with religion. Shouting jesus to come and do what?.

Goal.....

Chelsea 2 up

Weldone boys

Christopher Nkunku

CaptainZubi:
So you don dey chop your wife before you got married ?

yes na, i must test the 🎤 microphone before use

I did had my bath together with my wife during dating days but day one after marriage, I no longer found it fascinating.

autonomous22:
That’s hash on a man of God

where or who is the man of God in this case?

PlasmaTV:
Just watch as people jump on this and call all pastors false, however same people will turn a blind eye when pastors do CSR, give to the needy and do the work of the government.

Funny humans.

The article below was written in 2017. Read it,digest it and use your head before you start throwing stones at the church. Selah.

1. For many years, Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) has been feeding the poor for free especially during her Retreats - Bad for news.

2. Deeper Life builds a #3 Billion Naira Church facility to cater for her teeming multitudes-(The Church comes under attack for not giving the money to the poor by people who probably have never cared for others) Good for news!

3. Redeemed Christian Church of God develops a forest into a sprawling city (Redemption Camp) at no cost to the government helping to decongest Lagos-(No one is interested) - Bad for news

4. Christ Embassy inspires and sponsors hundreds of youths talented in the music ministry-Bad for news.

5. Churches establish universities ensuring that many otherwise jobless academics are gainfully employed - Bad for news.

6. Covenant, JABU, BIU and Landmark Universities are among the 10 cheapest private universities - Bad for news.

7. David Oyedepo Foundation now gives about N500 million annually in her 24 year old scholarship scheme to indigent students-Bad for the news.

8. Covenant University in less than 20 years ranks amongst the top universities in Africa ahead of many much older Nigerian Universities-Bad for news.

9. Pastor Adeboye and wife build rehabilitation centre in Epe for youths overtaken by drug addiction - Bad for news.
10. Adeboye and Oyedepo clock 50 and 35 years in marriage respectively-Bad for the news.

11. Pastor Chris gets divorced - news goes viral.

12. Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards, Buchi, Samsung, Joe Praize all inspired by Pastor Chris-Bad for the news.

13. Daystar equips 20,000 kids as they return to school-Bad for the news.

14. Bishop Oyedepo subsidises transport fare in hometown to #20-#50 per trip-Bad for the news.

15. RCCG builds 80km road connecting Ikorodu with Redemption Camp/Lagos-Ibadan Expressway-Bad for the news.

16. Oyedepo builds #100 million Townhall in Omu Aran-Bad for the news.

17. Ayo Oritsejafor gives cars, money, Keke, sewing machines, grinding machines to the poor-Bad for the news.

18. Oritsejafor receives jet gift-(He must sell and give the poor)-News goes viral.

19. Winner's Chapel in FACT does NOT own 4 jets-(This is not good for them)-Bad for the news.

20. Pastor Adeboye flies to Zambia, Botswana, CAR, Rwanda in private jet-(He should have flown Nigeria Airways (sic)-News goes viral.

21. Winners Chapel 's gift consignment largest ever received by Rwandan Government - Bad for news.

22. Winners Chapel Accesses Koma Hills with provisions - plants school, church- Bad for news.

23. Olukoya, MFM provides cars and cash for 1st class graduates in Unilag yearly - Bad for the news.

24. Prisoners testify of how Church missionaries led them to Christ, became better citizens-Bad for news.

25. Winners Chapel gives provisions, food, cash to Osun workers after being owed 8 months salary by State Government - Bad for news.

26. Christ Embassy feeds thousands of children daily in her Inner City Mission Scheme (who cares)-Bad for news.

27. Red Cross commends Oyedepo for largest consignment of welfare aid asides government since Nigerian Civil war (who cares)-Bad for news.

28. Landmark University operates largest scholarship scheme among Nigerian private universities--Bad for news.
29. Bishop Oyedepo sits in Church owned jet (Perhaps he should be standing)-News goes viral.

30. MFM invests heavily in football-(who cares)-Bad for news.
31. Living Faith Church under investigation in UK - News goes viral.

32. Living Faith Church commended for financial integrity by UK authorities after probe, named as a good example for other NGOs-Bad for news.

33. Nigerian Churches attract largest number of tourists to Nigeria - Bad for news.

34. Nigerian Churches infrastructural development among highest in Nigeria-(who cares ) -Bad for the news.

35. Nigerian Churches now the foremost player in education at all levels in Nigeria-Bad for news.

36. Covenant University generates her own electricity - Bad for news.

37. Faith Oyedepo 'paralysed'-News goes viral.

38. Faith Oyedepo totally healed -Bad for news.

39. Christ Embassy provides succour for tens if thousands in Haiti - Bad for news.

40. Sierra Leonean President thanks Winners Chapel for relief package to citizens - (who cares) - bad for news.

41. Oyedepo jets out to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ghana (he should have driven a car or ridden a donkey like Jesus)-News goes viral.

42. Deeper Life spends #1.2 Billion on overhead bridge to stem traffic (who cares)-Bad for news.

I've gotten a lot of mentions because of my post. This is probably the most times I've been mentioned on Nairaland. People have insulted me and called me names.lol. I care little. You need to STOP attacking pastors and churches. The church has done more for Nigeria than your government ever has. The church has built free school, hospitals, roads and given foodstuff to citizens,even Muslims.
Stop attacking the churches. For every bad pastor,there are hundreds of faithful,good and righteous pastors. Celebrate the good ones too!!!
I rest my case.

you are defending these pulpit bandits. The money they are using in doing all the rubbish you quoted here came from where?.. is the money from the private purse of church owners?.. please reason well.

...and the award for the best lairs in the world goes to all Nigerian pastorprenure.

Congratulations to them

Oga please stop dishing out lamba to your gullible followers sir. Enough of the damage you people have done to our mental reasoning. You dish out lies effortlessly just to continue milking your mumu followers. Imagine how you find telling lies very easy. Na wah for u oooo!. Who owns what you call church's money?, Who owns the church, who controls how the money is expended?.. You are all conscience-less. The billions you claimed to have in your possession today came from where sir. Well, I'm glad I don't belong to your church.

Pastors are celebrity armed robbers

judatech:
God at work!

The effect of the hard drug they took made them slept off.

Honestly I never asked God to creat me. Now, when I die, my loves ones would morn and grief. He should had just left me alone.

Abati is a giant Elephant of African forest while rufai is an house rat waiting to be trapped and burnt

Good news, you think everywhere is like Nigeria where yahoo boys buy very expensive items without any verifiable income source other than duping and scamming innocent citizens. It's only those yet to fall victims to them that will see nothing absolutely criminal in their chosen career path.

Ningishzida:
World War 3 is about to begin.

The previous World Wars were Wars that started because as a latecomer in the struggle for African Colonies, Germany had to settle for just four territories, called “protectorates,” in Africa: Togo and Cameroon in the west, German Southwest Africa (today's Namibia), and German East Africa (today's Tanzania, Rwanda, and Burundi) in the east. This made Germany angry at the UK for taking the Lions share. Yet, our forefathers were the ones who still went to fight for their Colonizers out of ignorance.

Please African Leaders, learn from history and stay out of this war, let the Colonizers destroy themselves.
Fighting for any of them won't make them respect or see us as Africans as equal Humans. We need to use this opportunity to rearrange our Continent and destroy the Quack Countries that these Colonizers created to make it easy for them to divide and rule us due to our different Culture and Traditions.

it shall be well with you. Happy Sunday

Obi, keep quiet!
You are a typical Nigerian politician.
That is how you all behave.
You are all lairs and deceitful.
This your sudden show of love across the country is a political move to sell yourself to the electorate. before the election.
Before the last election, you did not do much of donation and visitation here and there. You are doing this now to increase your popularity. So keep that your dirty mouth shut.

Can any of the biggest pastors in Nigeria like the General overseers, Big Bishops owing big churches and others be arrested even if it's obvious that they are fake and only after money money money?

Congratulations my dear sister. You have taken the best decision. Simply enjoy your freedom from religious slavery.

England, the owner of king James version of the bible is not ranked among

That means Nigeria alone has more than 5 million official yahoo men/scammers/fraudsters. No wonder the country is daily moving backward.