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She sef. If na that kind shape take her Man from her then she has to examine herself.

chigoizie7:
So, where is d typo in the question?

He was about writing eleven and space finished on the 1st line and he moved to the 2nd line.


Remember, this is mathematics not english.

There is no special constructions in maths, u just have to look well so that u will see everything there is to see.

-2*4/-(-2) can be written in so many ways that can confuse u, and that is the idea, "to confuse u"

You no say na candle we been dey use for school. Pardon my poor brain.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, it is not a typographical error.

It was done on purpose, another way of writing 1 is 2/2.

If its 2/2 will anybody complain? That one is staright foward na. This one is a typo biko

We were always told by exam invigilators to ignore any question with a typo that made the question to have multiple possible answers. For anybody to attempt the question is the first test of his knowledge. Then that person will be given an outright bad.

Is it not cold water that's she's running over the baby? For a sink with only one tap head, I bet that its cold water. If there were two tap heads, one will be hot and then other cold.

Who uses cold water on an infant that young? In that bathing position? Haba! Come on! She coulda spared a few minutes to heat up the water. . Would she have done that to her baby?

I blame whoever dumped that child. For crying out loud, after bearing the ridicule of an un planned/unwanted pregnancy, the pain of child bearing, why not just kukuma keep the child with you, let it suckle from you. How will you suffer finish and throway?

Thank God for the good Samaritan. May His children never lack help.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, go back to the question, this time, slowly.

1+1+1+1+(1

1)+1+1+1+(1

1)+1*0+1 = 30

1+1+1+1+(11)+1+1+1+(11)+1*0+1


Check where I fixed brackets, there are no plus sign between the "1"s.

Ehen, its not our fault na. It should be a bonus answer for their obvious typographical error. Is that the standard way of writing eleven?

chigoizie7:
Lol, go back and check well.

1+1+1+1+11+1+1+11+1+1*0+1=30



11 appeared twice,


Well, the trick was superb, just look well, u will find out that it is not "1" all through, there are "11" in two places. Courtesy of the "construction".

Abeg show me the 11s

What for

Iko5000:
Mods, did you read the OP story before making it front page . [size=20pt][/size]

Certainly not

aventura:
How old is this nigga

He looks too young for the age they're writing o

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OP if you try am. I go know say you be confirmed coward. See person. Even men with the highest testosterone levels still have child bearing issues when the devil wants to be funny or when their faith is being tried. Your challenge is just what it is....a challenge. How you respond to it is what matters. Try to look out for medicals solutions that's all, even if its herbal. Find live and enjoy love. I mean love with understanding.

For y'all saying another baby mama loading. I betcha Flavor cannot babymama that one. See as tears of joy sef no look fine on her.

How come Jona dey fat like this? Na Nigeria problem been dey suck him blood?

Her face looks Luke she is the corpse. And padded like corpses are padded Herr in Africa where we lay them in state and change them severally

aku626:
Shock As NASS Moves To Scrap NNPC, DPR, PPPRA
By Midat Joseph, BY TORDUE SALEM

The current move by the National Assembly to scrap the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR), the Petroleum Products Pricing and Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) and the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) through its new version of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), Petroleum Industry Governance Bill (PIGB) has sent shock waves across the oil industry.

National Assembly’s version of the controversial PIB clearly recommends the dissolution of the NNPC, DPR and PPPRA.

Part three (3) of the Petroleum Industry Governance Bill, 2016, anticipates in section 4 subsection 1 that “from the date of the commencement of this Act, without further assurance, the Commission shall be vested with all assets, funds, resources and other movable and immovable properties which immediately before the commencement of this Act were held by the Petroleum Inspectorate, the Department of Petroleum Resources and Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency.

“As from the date of the commencement of this Act, the rights, interests, obligations and liabilities of the Petroleum Inspectorate, Department of Petroleum Resources and the Petroleum Products Regulatory Agency existing immediately before the effective date under any contract or instrument or at law or in equity shall by virtue of this Act be assigned to and vested in the Commission.”

The section adds that “any such contract or instrument covered by subsection 4(a) of this section shall be of the same force and effect against or in favour of the Commission and shall be enforceable as fully and effectively as if instead of the Petroleum Inspectorate, Department of Petroleum Resources or the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency, the Commission had been named therein or had been a party thereto; and the Commission shall be subject to all the obligations and liabilities to which the Petroleum Inspectorate, Department of Petroleum Resources and Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency were subject immediately before the Effective Date and all other persons shall as from the Effective Date have the same rights, powers and remedies against the Commission as they had against the Petroleum Inspectorate, Department of Petroleum Resources and Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency immediately before the Effective Date.”

When the Bill is passed into law, the new commission would also play advisory role in advising the minister of Petroleum Resources on policy, laws and regulations.

“The Commission shall administer and enforce policies, laws and regulations relating to all aspects of petroleum operations which are assigned to it under the provisions of this Act or any regulations made in pursuance of this Act or under any other enactment,” it states in part.

The new commission will also “monitor and enforce approved standards for design, construction, fabrication, operation and maintenance for all plants, installations and facilities utilized or to be utilized in petroleum operations, in consultation with the Ministry of Environment, ensure adherence to applicable national and international environmental and other technical standards by all persons involved in petroleum operations.”

The commission is also expected to establish, monitor, regulate and enforce health and safety measures relating to all aspects of petroleum operations, keep public registers of all leases, licenses, permits and other authorisations issued by the commission or the minister and any renewals, amendments, extensions, suspensions and revocations thereof.

The Senate also seeks to empower the commission to “monitor the activities of the holders of leases, licenses, permits and other authorisations issued by the Commission or the Minister to secure and enforce compliance with the terms and conditions thereof and carry out enquiries, tests, audits, investigations and any other undertakings deemed necessary for performance of this responsibility.”

If the provisions of the legislation make it into a law, the listed agencies will either be dissolved or lose relevance.

The PIGB is believed to be a National Assembly version of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) which has been before the National Assembly since 2005.

Kaduna bans sale of petroleum products in jerry cans

The Kaduna State government yesterday announced the ban on sale of petroleum products in jerry cans across the 23 local government areas of the state.

The state government took this decision at the end of the State Security Council meeting at the Government House, Kaduna.

A statement by the governor’s spokesperson, Samuel Aruwan, said the Security Council took the decision based on the on legal and security considerations, compounded by the environmental hazard petroleum products in jerry cans could cause.

Noting the difficulties and hardship occasioned by the current petrol scarcity, the Council appealed to citizens to remain patient, as the state government was working with the NNPC and other agencies to cushion the effects.

The Council also observed that the unsafe handling of petroleum products during periods like this had been associated with fires, destruction and fatal consequences for innocent victims.

The Council further warned those engaged in sabotage and illegal sale of petroleum products in the state to desist with immediate effect.

The Security Council also directed the arrest and prosecution of anyone found violating the ban, and the outright confiscation of any petroleum products found in their possession.

“Residents of the state are urged to help uphold and enforce the Kaduna State Petroleum Products (Anti-hoarding and Adulteration) Law of 1992 This law empowers a task force to ensure that petrol is sold in a safe manner, and imposes a financial penalty on violators.”



[http://leadership.ng/news/515533/shock-nass-moves-scrap-nnpc-dpr-pppra

Summary pls

Holyman3:
His reply to the Aboki is the biggest punchline for the year.

What is good for the good is good for the gander indeed.

It is gender not gander

seangy4konji:
I will give her my ATM pin. My deeds,my heart and everything I got.

I will love her till eternity even if she cheats on me. I would love her till death do us path.

Abi u know know what's uphmmm.

Hairy is my fetish so if you ain't hairy? We cNt deal and if it semi hairy?i tell my ladies to let it grow. Olonsho weh no get hair self I Jo fit knack.

Ohh boy you need to knw what Sean is talking about. Navel hair,chest,assss hole?thighs everything full. Ask me anything I will go steal to give.

God bless the hirstute ladies. Your reward is on earth and heaven cos God lives the natural beings. It's in vogue now leaving it all.

Can you put a pic of you? Cos this is the only comment on this thread that has made sense. And no its not about the ATM part. Its the love part and love of nature

hollandis:
When issues of importance should be gracing the front page ,you are obsessed with a man's obituary .

I hope everyone is obsessed with your obituary like wise

Please modify your comment. Its fearful

Now we're talking.
How visitors go come your house come dey beat you? Tufiakwa

iamodenigbo1:
maybe bubu should takeover the ministry of power too

You want our already dabarud power sector to collapse completely like our economy?

Don't they have the devices for that?

Na to begin run na. See o. I no dey stupid na. You no go even see my back

chichriso:
Please which school did you attend?

E no even know school road

SycophanticGoat:
Point of correction, Wike only killed a great lizard and not a lion...

Chai lwkmd

And the lizard of Ubima slithered away

Me likey. Justice served

HungerBAD:
Wike why?

With all the Billions of the State Money you deploy for Political Killings, you still cannot build a good drainage system in your State?what a shame of a State.

Hunger why?

See his tear tear boxers. Instead of him to say he changes his boxers once every four years, he said his wife tears his briefs. Mtschew.

O boy. Is it normal.