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Movingcoil:
This snakes are just much here, I don't normally kill them just thAt this one crossed the line. I released these ones when I caught them.
I just noticed that I released a viper back in backyard.

OP why do you handle snakes like this na

[quote author=obiak4 post=47274310][/quote]Hmm only you beaten by three snakes and stung by a scorpion. Do you live in the jungle?

And you held it by its head like that

frozenSun:
BBM.?

Nope

frozenSun:
Hope for the Best and Plan for the Worst.

have we spoken before?

I don't think so

OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP

How many times did I call you? Are you just realising like me that in this life we are surrounded by strangers whom we thought to be our closest friends? I recently got my own shocker. I saw someone I thought I knew, turn into a stranger and a beast before my very eyes. I'm still getting over I and God just gave me my biggest breakthrough from that incident a few hours ago. So I tell you from experience, never expect much from people. Hope for the best but expect the worst. A fellow nairalander gave me those words. He said that way I cannot be surprised by anything. He said do not let your happiness to depend on anybody but yourself. But do things for people, make them happy, that way you too will be happy.

My dear it has happened it has happened. Pull yourself together and move on. I know God hates divorce but I wouldn't want to hear a story that touches the heart as a follow up to this one, where one person killed the other.

If I were the one, I'd transfer those files to my own storage without her knowing. Act the part of the unaware husband so she doesn't suspect that you know what you know. You need her to be uunsuspicious for you to be able to act cordinatedly and calculatedly. Look for an excuse to call members of both families together. Make duplicate copies of those recordings. Then when everybody is together, use a good device that is very audible to play those recordings.

When that is done, take the matter from there as the spirit leads you. You can come back and open another thread. I hope I'll see it. Send me an email via my siggy if you need to. I'll respond

geraldmezi:
wen u want money d most der z no easy out but dnt giv up on ur fait cos money comes 2 does wu veliv it

Is this a remix?

These Abo.ki women are growing mind I tell ya

I pray she doesn't misuse and overuse the knowledge

One question for the OP. Is it a male Ora female. Cos the dress does not portray [it] as a female with that structure. I feel that had she won something less body restrictive, [it] would have passed as a female.

I'm not smiling after reading this. I feel there's something unwell about her

A huge joke. Because somebody died. What will happen when he's being laid to rest?

Peace MASS death transit

A. Yes

Real copy cat. They now display other peoples' pictures on social media for free because the people are ignorant of their rights. Smh

alizma:
though you aren't interested in long stories, just try and go through this

In love, an Aquarian must retain a certain
amount of independence. It is unwise to give
an Aquarian the feeling of being trapped. An
Aquarian can involve themselves in a sexual
relationship without getting too emotionally
involved and attached. Friendship is a key
component of romantic relationships with the
water bearer. Often attracted to enigmas and
mysterious types … closed books whose pages
they enjoy finding a way to open up and read.
A mystery intrigues the water bearer and can
be rather arousing for an Aquarian-born.
These highly social creatures make friends
easily, and are most likely to be friends with a
partner before they are lovers. In love, Aquarius
is tolerant and generous. They give as much
freedom as they expect to have, rarely nagging
or harping repeatedly about a mistake that was
made. They are often reluctant to commit,
although once they do they are very loyal and
devoted partners.
Aquarian woman are great partners because
they are so tolerant, easy to deal with, slow to
take offence and are never jealous or
unreasonable, never clinging or overemotional.
She simply asks for respect of her privacy,
which is one of the most important things to
her and a little independence to go about her
many interests. Although the Aquarian male
may not jump quickly into an emotionally
involved relationship, once he commits he
views it as a very serious matter. He looks for
a friend as well as a lover.
An idealist who believes in true love, Aquarius
searches for a best friend and soulmate in one.
The water bearer is a brainy, funny and
charming soul who is magnetic and
fascinating. The distant glamor of an Aquarian
attracts like a magnet.
Aquarians have a romantic streak … expect the
unusual, blending with a futuristic, refined
classical style of romanticism.
The eleventh sign adores intellectual
stimulation. The meeting of the minds will
often precede the meeting of bodies. A loyal
and loving sign, most Aquarians are eccentric
creatures. They are different and they are
drawn toward others who are different too.
They love a mysterious type, someone to figure
out …
Humanitarians, Aquarius can become fixated in
loving mankind rather than one person,
however if the right person comes along
Aquarius will fall in love quickly. Although they
are friendly with many, the water bearer enjoys
few close and intimate relationships.
In love, Aquarians are full of surprises … fun,
exciting and filled with the unusual. They see
beyond the superficialities of appearance and
accessories into the minds of their partners.
For an Aquarius being in love means a deep
connection with their partners minds, with
frequent and lively intellectual conversations.
Loyal and generous, they never quibble over
petty matters.
The water bearer is not only different, perhaps
even a little strange and unusual at times, they
need to be outside of the crowd. They like it.
Love with an Aquarian will be exciting and
different, unusual and charming.
Ruled by Uranus, the planet of freedom, mental
studies and electricity, a relationship with an
Aquarian is filled with interesting and unusual
people, situations, ideas and conversations. It
may be electric …
An Aquarian love will be interesting and
intellectually stimulating. Some Aquarians find
sexual intimacy more important than others,
however most are enthusiastic about
lovemaking. A strong mental connection is
important regardless. An Aquarian is usually
experimental and quite adventurous. Naturally
curious, sex can become an exploration,
revealing hidden depth and places of intrigue.

90% true though. I give it to you

alizma:
it got a lot to do with his emotions and his perception of what a relationship should look like thereby influence his level of commitment to relationship.
for example, one who sees relationship more as a partnership will be more committed to the relationship with the a mind set that it is as good as he has failed should the relationship fails and with this kind of mindset, such persons will likely bear a lot of injuries to keep the relationship moving hence can be easily perceived as being desperate and taking for granted by his/her partner

Okay can you tell me my own? How I will treat a relationship and respond to a breakup? My birth month is February, 14th precisely

predatorX:
Are you serzly asking "the witch-doctor of NL" that question?

Yeah educate me.

timonski:
They say helping people in need will actually help you out of ya depression.
Plz I am having extreme financial challenges here in school and I really need your help. I would appreciate anything.
Incase you are willing to help, here are my bank details:
zenith bank plc savings account
2110748137
Ezekwe Okezie Kelechi
cannot receive more than 20k at once, thank you

This is a no brainer

alizma:
were you born in October or June?

Haba. What has his birth month got to do with this?

Hmmm OP what can I say? I just got my own shocker about 2 hours ago.

OP, just take heart, you can never force a relationship to work. If its really your kind of thing, it will just work itself out. I think since she is really sorry about cheating on you, yet she still cheats, then youve got yourself infatuated and not love(D).

If you force it, she will be bearing your name and still not understand why she finds herself cheating when she loves you. She'll just realize there's something she's missing that's not in you that she sees in the other guy(s) she dates.

Just let go. Its better now than later.

The answer is obvious. Our very own Genny

Me thinks she's been taught how to wear a good genuine smile not that by-force smile she was always wearing

Mr president, how many industries have you built by keeping your stance?

The naira has depreciated to an all time low in your one year of autocratic rule than in the 30 years you speak of.

When I thought I had heard it all. Imagine! RIP to the dead sha but that was an arrant show of......you know what......

Had you not played on the self pity line- "widow" so much, I would have been more instinctively inclined to believe that your side was the whole truth or at least 90% of it. Now I feel like I will have to hear your brother's own version because I mean, you look at it, a mother that bore him for 9 months? First take out the self pity line and ask the same question. Damn my mum has been separated for so long and my dad died last year but I've not been in the habit of attracting pity to myself in ordinary circumstances with the "fatherless" line neither has my mum ever stood up as a widow or stuff like that in church and nobody even remembers those facts around us often.

Op are you by chance from Akwa Ibom, Calabar or environs? I've had a personal encounter with a family from there and it wasn't funny. When they unite against a girl who is not their tribe, this is how they stage their storyline

Had you not played on the self pity line- "widow" so much, I would have been more instinctively inclined to believe that your side was the whole truth or at least 90% of it. Now I feel like I will have to hear your brother's own version because I mean, you look at it, a mother that bore him for 9 months? First take out the self pity line and ask the same question

She is now hiding her face

His face kinda reminds me of Shrek

And the guy traveled all the way from Nigeria to the USA to pose like that in a pic? Smh

Man like you slap you, come dey cry dey tell stories that touch the heart. Is it because you are wearing a guard uniform that you should have such low self esteem? Or its because its a well known person that you didn't slap him ten times immediately. What nonsense! After the first slap you should have at least raised your hand to his face let it be that he docked and gave you a second one then, you couldn't have missed his face the second time and that should been at least 3 slaps for every 1 he gave you.