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mukina2:
shee . .sheee . .she knew  how much just how much that  ,  . . . . . .ermm ok . .lemme calm down
na gareth bale go kiss you for dream . . iseeee 

I know I know.  Pele nau.  I would have to take someone out too if they associated me with that toad too o jare.  Whatever his name his.  Naijababe knows how to hurt a person.  But you'll get her back.  She tends to be forgetful and starts letting her guard down quickly.  Just don't do permanent damage sha. 


I might start my video-spamming now. After the Santana piece, I'm in the mood for guitar greats.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU0MF8pwktg

mukina2:
devil punish persin

next time lady i own a gun . .it shoots to kill

Oh dear! Please forgive her o. She's not much but she's all I have. Yes o, I will miss her lots.

This will be the result:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXp413NynFk

Katsumoto:
Isale,

Can you post the syntax for embedding videos?

For taking my test; there is a video I want to dedicate to the ladies. One of my favourite tracks from one of my favourite artists?

Here's a Youtube link:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXp413NynFk

Click Insert Image ikon [flash=200,200][/flash]

Then, place the link address in the center

Remove "w-a-t-c-h-?"

Remove "=" and replace with "/"

You can adjust the screen size from 200,200 to maybe 500,420.

Sorry for the delay.

naijababe:
With pleasure. Mr Naijababe unable to resist the wonderful awori charms

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I should have known.  A manly girl lusting after a girly man.  Does he borrow your earrings too.  Ouch!  

mukina2:
You Are a Newborn Soul

You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.
Nonconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.
Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.
You have an upbeat [/b]spirit and you like almost everything.
You [b]make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.
Impulsive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.

this things can lie most of this nor be true

Which part is not true?  All of it?    Take it again and answer truthfully this time.  

AjanleKoko:
Why the heck would I wanna know what kind of soul I am?

Duh!  It's not really your soul SOUL.  It's just a gimmick.    It's the narrative that is interesting.  They just gave it a catchy title.

Is Mukinatudeen gonna take the quiz? That's 1 2 3 4 many people that have wimped out of taking the Soul Test.

Ajanlekoko
Ola Olabiy
Blacksta

Who else?

ArmyofOne

I'll think of more people

Is there a Mr. Naijababe? I don't believe ya. Post his picture.

naijababe:
I thought I was the abnormal one, u are the normal one, no?

Oh, yeah!  I forgot!  Dumbarse test got me forgetting how awesome I am.  

Katsumoto:
Damn, Isale scored higher than you. You have to start working on yourself.

I know, right?  .  Ain't that a bleep?! And half my answers (for the imaginary boyfriend) were made up too.  Look at this Scottish-Naija person.  How did Mr. Naijababe ever succumb anyway?

Bogus test. But I'm cool. Slightly shaken but not stirred.

naijababe:
^ I'll sleep soundly tonight, I'm normal after all  

A tacit acknowledgment on your part that I, Isale, AM NORMAL?  Is that your admission, madam?  Please answer for the record.  I am begging ya.

No one has to tell me this, okay?  I freely acknowledge I would make a better wife than girlfriend.  Eff the girlfriend role!  It don't mean crap to me! 

"You are 45% perfect as a girlfriend!
You're about average. Let him make the calls more often, he may feel slightly intimidated. Give him more control over the relationship. You may be going out with him too much, or too little."

ragdollz:
Meanwhile, I am drawing special pictures for these men who need visual aids to make their pick

(As if I wasn't descriptive enough the first time!)

You did fine.  Those that haven't answered probably aren't going to.  Shy folks all around here, you know.  

That's my guess sha.

Me myself, I'm dreading anticipating eagerly awaiting this (graphic?) questionnaire from Katsumoto.  He's insinuated twice that the prudes among us better cover their eyes.  Thanks for the warning o.

Kilode,



Be decisive, you "gigolo"!  I'm the NERD, Raggie is the TOMBOY, Naijababe says she's a tomboy, but as the below picture shows, she is the ultimate BARBIE.

There's your choices.  Pick! Now!

By the way, didn't you once ask me to marry you, or was that in a dream?  hahahaha.  (Kilode is running away as fast as his agbalagba legs can move.)   

Are you ready for the (MY) answer? 


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[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg8500832#msg8500832 date=1307811870]Oga Katsumoto no blame me o, I want to enjoy like my Grandather.

Raggie must post pictures for verification.[/quote]Coming up. 

Do it, Rags!

Anyway, I am also ready for the result.

ragdollz:
Lol. Yes ooh isale "mama" gee,

OMG!  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! 

Rags,
Are you saying the result is based on your very arbitrary evaluation of us particpants?  hmm.  Knowing how you do an eye for an eye, I will expect to be sabotaged. 

At least, when I post a test, the result is generated by the very impartial website, not by moi.    Anyway, go on with your bad self.

Seriously, do you really have months and months free time to raise heck in the UK?  Have you considered visiting Naija or USA in that time?  I know lots of volunteers that will host you.  Just say the word. 

:::Thinking of hard-up NLders desperate to open up their home to perfect (feminine) strangers; only one comes to mind, but Rags doesnt need to know that  :::

igbo boy:
. . . Ah ah if pesin no fit talk about Yoruba people on nairaland what else do u want me to talk about? Tele tubbies? Nna biko no delete my post again, na beg i dey use beg u.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=683792.msg8472220#msg8472220 date=1307453392]hey my friend,stop deleting my posts and stop sending me threat messages again.[/quote]

That was too funny.  No offense. 

OAM4J, Take it easy o.  Anyway. it is not just words that should be moderated; something should be done immediately about the blessed NLder that persists in blinding us with his giant colourful indecipherable posts.  Please and thank you.

OAM4J:
Hey! I hope you are not taken that comment abi na question personal o. Na so we roll and kid ourselves o, nothing dey. trust me. You only need to read more pages to know.

Only humour-challenged Epetodo boys would not know that was a joke.  SMH  Ragssy got it.   

Oh Meeeehnnn!.  I guess I'm too subtle.  Did anyone surmise that the answer is "3" (Hot Nerdy Girl)?  Sheesh!  Do I have to hit you all over the head?

By the way, OUCH!  Raggy baby, the ice is broken o.  No holds barred from now on. 

ragdollz:
Heyy, so I give a few girls the double-take once a while.

Did I call it?  Or did I call it?  LOL

Anyway, so why're you buzzing around Katsumoto so much if you're. . . . ?    

Your Emotional Intelligence

Emotional IQ Test - Abridged:
http://cl1.psychtests.com/bin/transfer?req=NDF8Mjk5OHwxMzYzNDA2fDB8MQ==&refempt=

Overall results
59

Your Emotional IQ is in the average range. Essentially, you're able to recognize and deal with your own emotions and those of others in a reasonably effective manner. This is likely evident in your ability to relate to others, express your needs, and maintain a satisfactory level of emotional health. Since your score is in the mid-range, however, you are not taking full advantage of your potential. By learning and practicing new skills and more effective ways of dealing with people, you could increase your EIQ. After all, we can always improve our communication, ways of relating to others and resilience. The benefits will be numerous, including stronger relationships, a more successful career and better emotional health. Most of all, you will be an all-around happier person.

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A day later:

Overall results
80

Your Emotional IQ is excellent ? much higher than average in fact. This means that for the most part, you are able to express your feelings clearly in appropriate situations. You are optimistic and positive, and adapt well to altering circumstances. You are comfortable with yourself, and you know and appreciate your talents and strong points as well as your weaknesses. You are able to motivate yourself, and find the energy and the strength necessary to complete what you need to do to reach your goals. You are one of the resilient people who bounce back after major drawbacks, survive hardship without bitterness, and still manage to empathize with others. These skills will certainly bring you long-term benefits such as stronger relationships, better health and personal happiness.

OAM4J:
^ Take panadol for your headache and make a choice jor

Somebody is craaaaannnnkkkyyyyyy. 

ola olabiy:
I want them all. It's called variety.  

ola olabiy:
I'am sure you represent 2.

Let me guess: barbie and nerdie.

Beautiful legs.

ola olabiy:
Seriously oo, na your legs be dat?

ola olabiy:
Abi nau. Ma ko'ja mi Olugbala, ki n se orin akun'le ko oo.

Luv them all. But, prefer 1 and 3.

ola olabiy:
Your man dey enjoy oo

Ola Olabiy, A Legend in the making.   Nairalanders salute him.

ragdollz:
@Survey

Thanks to kazza/k-moto-k/kkk/kung-fu guy/katz/ka-boom!

  Not in the USA.    Not so loud.

ragdollz:
Which one will you prefer to approach:

Lady 1: "barbie"
---She's dressed to the nines, perfect make-up, expensive jewelry, designer suit and shoes. Obviously a corporate type. Sexy as hell too.

Lady 2:"tomboy"
She's more casual, nothing but lipgloss on but cute with it, fills out her jeans and tee nicely. Hair all tousled like she just got out of bed. Walks with a certain careless swag that makes u know she'll easily deck u if u pinch her bottom.

Lady 3: "nerdy"
Pretty-eyed behind those her black-framed glasses perched at the tip of her nose, she's got a book under her arm and is in nothing but a sundress cos she can't be bothered to dress up just to go out. Cute as a button and not a pinch of make-up on.  Looks intelligent and interesting - but not interested. As in, doesn't notice you exist tho' u're virtually staring at her really nice legs


___ok, that's the roll call. Which would u pick? And I'm not giving results till a good number have made their choices known. Don't want to influence your pick esp when u know what your choice reveals

Now that we all realize that there is only one true (hetero) female in this lounge. . . I will give the correct answer to the question:

I can be 1-Barbie anytime I feel like it; people think I am 2-Tomboy; but I'm most often 3-Nerdy. 

So, now I'm supposed to think like a man, and pick one?  If I am a nerd, do I want someone just like me?  Or someone opposite of me to complement me, which is the norm, is it not?  mmmm hmmmm.  I'm getting a headache.  Sorry, I don't like chicks, but this two below do. 

ragdollz:
the "barbie" . the "sexy as hell"? that's the kind of girl I'd like because
1. They're independent, confident
2. They generally know what they want and go for it: ie, they just might approach YOU

So that's my pick if I was cos I'm into chicks

naijababe:
Most definitely the baggy sweats - hubby no need to see me in leather skirts  .

You're a man, baby. 

ola olabiy:
Seriously oo, na your legs be dat?

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=461478;type=avatar[/img]

I will have time later for this. LOL

Naijababe is a dr##k.    She might as well get the TGIF Happy Hour started early.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

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ragdollz:
You go to the store; there's this gorgeous black leather mini-skirt and there's a cool pair of baggy sweatpants. You like both but you can only pick ONE. Which would it be, the skirt or the sweats??

I don't want to be a spoiler, therefore I shall participate fully in this awesome survey!

I will choose the mini-skirt.  But! . . .

I wouldn't be able to wear it outside, but there's no reason my husband shouldn't be able to enjoy seeing me in it.   

Slap me five!  Up high!!   

A change is evident.  The jury is still out on the overall improvement to the site.  But OAM4J is definitely making his contribution to this section.  As long as he takes it easy on our passionate posters.

Please don't go wild with the Banning Stick and Delete Button oh! 

OOAAMM44JJ,
You are shameless!  I want you to know, I was too embarrassed to even read the whole shenanigan you people were up to in that thread.  You're making people nauseated when they're supposed to be eating.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-451442.2624.html

Sample questions from "What Kind of Soul Are You?"
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/

1. Which is the most like you?
  a) "I feel content to be wherever I am at any given moment"
  b) "I dream of the perfect mate even though I am disappointed again and again by people"
  c) "I love a challenge and strive to conquer at all costs"
  d) "I naturally take charge of most situations"
  e) "My main focus is relationships, family, and social gatherings"
  f) "I am very social - I call people even if they don't call me"
  g) "I like company but feel I can be just as happy doing my own thing by myself"
  h) "I need the opportunity to try out new and innovative ideas"
  i) "I find that I often try to see the best in someone"
  j) "I often wonder if the grass may just be greener someplace else"
  k) "I love to philosophize and intellectualize things"
  l) "I think of myself as positive and outgoing, especially in difficult circumstances."

6. If you become a great success, it will be because:
  a) You're willing to take a risk if there's a big reward to gain
  b) You're totally balanced - stress doesn't phase you at all
  c) You are totally creative and always thinking of new ideas
  d) You are intense about achieving your goals
  e) You are trustworthy and honest
  f) You're bright, and you love a good challenge
  g) You're excellent at planning and strategizing
  h) You never give up - no matter what
  i) You are good at energizing and motivating others
  j) You always have to be number one, no matter what
  k) You are good at solving problems and don't get tied down in details
  l) You are ambitious and a good worker

8. Your ideal (Soulmate) is:
  a) Able to let you be the center of attention
  b) Is realistic and down to earth
  c) Confident, strong, and totally loyal to you
  d) Protective of you but never controlling
  e) A strong soul, who encourages and admires you
  f) Brilliant and determined
  g) Sensitive and on your wavelength
  h) An optimistic, happy person
  i) Accepting, caring, and responsible
  j) Independent and tolerant of all your flirting
  k) Outgoing, charming, and family oriented
  l) Moral and committed to you

ragdollz:
Omg @ ISALE GAN GAN!!!
. . . (your Visionary Soul looks like a safer bet )

My Visionary Soul is too close to a Dreaming Soul.  Hence, not contrasting enough.  And you Traveler Soul should stay away from Old Boring Souls and Hunter/Warrior Souls.  If with the former, you'll end up running away with the garbage man; if the latter, you guys will kill each other.  You need a Dreaming or Retrospective Soul so you can kick them into gear.  I've said my own. 

ragdollz:
You should hear what I call my dad

LOL.  Nice to have another daddy's girl around.  Remind me to do something neat on the thread for Fathers Day (June 19 - USA). 

I back up my swag in height and size .

We might have similar build then. 

Katsumoto:
Na me be that, abi?

Ornery = Mischievous.  That's all. 

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg8489920#msg8489920 date=1307663480]MPD  [/quote]Kilode, Are you Alj Harem?  I love that guy.  I wonder if it's you or maybe even DK, since he speaks hausa.  I don't think Harem actually speaks Hausa though. LOL