₦airaland Forum

viviangist4:
winners

FOLYKAZE:
What was GEJ doing when he was in Government? Bootlicking their ass?

CyberTerrorist:
,..He is high on wet Oshogbo weed..Remeber this is harmattan and the efficacious of Oshogbo weed has gone astronomically high ..Chai the zoo has suffered. Anyway, proudly from Bia..

viviangist2:
True Talk

oluvick:
Word

madridguy:
GEJ, HERO IN CURROPTION.

Keneking:
past tense or present tense

HungerBAD:
That's a lot of money.

As long as they agree to return what they still have, and agree to some jail time, I think they will be okay.

All their properties, bonds and shares around the world, plus those bought with names of wives, children, friends, phony company names should be seized by the Federal Government.

alcmene:
They keep saying the country is broke,

while the fulani president and his mumu deputy are busy wasting the country resources on meaningless journey.

FOLYKAZE:
Democracy is dulling.

I want to believe the counsel to the accused thieves is aware of the charges before showing today in the court. The course of preparing is timewasting. We need quick judgement because we have someother things to attend to

winetapper:
Hmm

chocolateme:
Weird indeed

chocolateme:
Ok

chocolateme:
thanks plenty

chocolateme:
Yes please tell him.
That man has contributed to some of the unhealthy matters this country is facing and he still manages to extricate himself from the whole mess without being mentioned in the news or anywhere.
I wonder what is playing drums for Obasanjo from the forest.



FTC
Chocolate cream

chocolateme:
Hmm too hard to believe yet.
Even though he makes us laugh to forget our worries, he still has his own worries and burdens that laughter alone cannot lighten.
May his family be consoled and may he rest in perfect peace.

Beremx:
I want to really know how much Jim Nwobodo was given.
Was the bleached fuckktard given money to buy more bleaching creams?

I remember Jonathan's words during his presidential campaign.

"HOW MUCH DID JIM NWOBODO STOLE?"

ISpiksDaTroof:
I know you might not be too educated, but have you ever heard of "Conflict of Interest"?

Olypeppy:
so you trash it?see your mouth...ngwa clap for yourself aturu.you're feeling funky.so you no fit dash out .

abokikhalifa:
your fathermama. son of olosho

Trioxocarbonate:
As usual, attacking the massager and not the massage.

arresa:

abokikhalifa:
stupidity is when you ar still supporting pdp after 16 years scamming nigerians

Descartes:
Buhari, the Goberchev of our time

noblezone:
Yes oooooo!.

I mentioned Bayafra (Make una take am like that, I no wan another BAN), na so the Emperor of Nairaland, sent his "EFCC" after me.
Na so they come catch me for one thread, then arrest me, then come banish me from"streets" of Nairaland called "politics".

Na today my ban end oo,,


So, I come dey celebrate!

I don send Ebuka (my nairaland avatar of an assistance) to go arrange for Nkwobi and Ugba with some fresh fruits for jollymentals.

Dear Nairalanders, I am so happy oooo.

Make I gist una.

During my ban, the wind of "CHANJI" blow my side no be small.
A client of ours required an item, the item they come from oversea country them.
So, na so I carry laptop for my bed, come connect to INTERNET.
Fiam, I don reach "Oyibo land", carry my Naira Master Debit Card, make I pay as usual.
Na so them sama me,

"Payment declined" with one ugly error code.

Na so, I confuse because info we I put dey "Kworet" (I don dey learn to speak like our "oga" for top)
Na so I come confuse finish, come turn to SSS, abi na DSS or na BSS, come do investigate for the matter.

Una know wetin happen?

Hahahahahaaha.

Chanji don change everything oooo.

"You cannot use your Naira Debit Card" to make online payment for other currencies like US Dollar anymore.

Na im I come laugh eh... I say this "chanji" dey "sweet" ooooo.
So many businessmen are stranded. Their business life is being strangled. That na Chanji.


Now, Nigeria dey prosper, abi na lie I talk?

I never pay for thing ooo, but I know worry. I know say Our Presido go soon share money for us na.
All those money we Dasuki and Jona thief, go soon reach our hands.
We no go stress ourselves for business any more. Who no like better thing.

To all "Progressives", as oga don dey kill my business, make una remember me for una paradise ooo.

I know say all of una don dey jolly, dey happy as Naija don better.
Soon, fuel go sell for N40 per litre when them remove subsidy.
US Dollar go soon become N1. This one wey e hit N260 on friday, na wayo.
Boko Haram "Structure" attacks don end na, na only "Unstructure" own dey.
The one wey dey cause problem na Structure own, this unstructure type no get wahala.
In fact, anybody wey die for Unstructure own, na heaven straight.
Some Nigerian students wey dey obodo oyibo are stranded as their families no fit pay their fees.
Make them all come back home, make we join hands make Naija "great".


Ebuka! Ebuka!! Ebuka!!!
Ngwa come put some MUZIK, make we jolly, Nigeria don better.


To all Wailing Wailers, make una no vex, I still be full member (make una no replace me for the executive oo), but I just wan join "progressives" jolly small.'

AS oga for top wan kill my business, I wan shift ground so the money from National Cake go reach man pikin.

Efery bazy chant Chanji.

NgeneUkwenu:
lalasticlala at least this is not Ben Bruce!