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Romance / Re: Pictorial Difference Between The Wife Of A White Billionaire Vs That Of A Black. by Ishilove: 3:08am On Feb 18
Bookhub:
she is into showbiz
Is she the only one in showbiz?
Food / Re: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by Ishilove: 3:06am On Feb 18
naptu2:


It's not! It's a sugar bomb.
Maybe we ate different bread then, because those Ghanaian ones I ate in the 90s were very bland and uninspiring to the palate
Food / Re: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by Ishilove: 3:03am On Feb 18
sukkot:
looks delicious. where can i buy this now ?
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It's not. Completely tasteless

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Family / Re: If A Woman Has All She Desires In A Union Can She Remain Happy Forever by Ishilove: 2:56am On Feb 18
sukkot:
those are aberrations. In a perfectly healthy woman it’s 27.3 days.
Now I know you're trolling. 'Aberrations' indeed πŸ™„
Business / Re: Lagos Govt To Relocate Computer Village To Kantangowa, Abule Egba by Ishilove: 2:44am On Feb 18
Are they still on about this relocation? It's been years and they are still going round in the same circle
Family / Re: If A Woman Has All She Desires In A Union Can She Remain Happy Forever by Ishilove: 3:08pm On Feb 17
sukkot:
some would say women being Luna creatures , a woman’s cycle is 27.3 days like the moon. The menstrual cycle is the Luna cycle. So women are Luna beings. From which the name lunatic is derived, so maybe innately women are not created to be stable. It is your job as a righteous man to stabilize them
This is not true. It can be as short as 21 days and as long as 35, and it varies from individual to individual.

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Family / Re: If A Woman Has All She Desires In A Union Can She Remain Happy Forever by Ishilove: 3:06pm On Feb 17
sukkot:
πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Hehe I hear ya Ishi but you have to at least admit that a good percentage of women want to be kept on their toes. You have to mix it up. Women like bad guys. It is what it is
This is a myth, you know. I don't know any woman around me that likes bad guys. I don't like bad guys.

All the women I know like men who give them peace of mind and are easy to handle.

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Family / Re: If A Woman Has All She Desires In A Union Can She Remain Happy Forever by Ishilove: 1:32pm On Feb 17
sukkot:
that mane Rilwayne said most women are weirdos and confused beings 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Perfect answer though. I rock with your answer with my full chest. Give β€˜em a mixture of everything to keep β€˜em on their toes . Werey today and calmness tomorrow.

But see some men just don’t like acting and playing all these games. They just want to be who they are at all times be it being nice all the time etc. I guess those men remain on friendzone permanently lol
This is a symptom of bipolar disorder. If he displays this kind of nonsense where I am, I will quietly and emotionally disconnect myself from him, before physically kicking his mentally unstable ass to the curb

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Governor Sim Fubara Gifts Super Eagless Nwabali N20m, And State Honour by Ishilove: 1:25pm On Feb 17
robosky02:
Elsewhere


Akwa ibom Governor celebrates Ekong
Success has many friends, but failure is an orphan.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Governor Sim Fubara Gifts Super Eagless Nwabali N20m, And State Honour by Ishilove: 1:24pm On Feb 17
robosky02:
Other photos

Jose Peseiro and Finidi George were also on ground
I had no idea Finidi George is so tall. Wow
Properties / Re: Is This A Wise Decision? Please Advice by Ishilove: 12:58pm On Feb 17
Heh. See as Jennyclay dey use una catch cruise. When you realise she is trolling 95% of the time, you will stop getting provoked at her comments.

The real reason she is trolling is because she is responding to the inherent misogyny on Nairaland. When you have mosdii, savedday and co on one hand, you have their female counterpart Jennyclay on the other side of the divide.

Talk crap about women, she will talk crap about men. Equal opportunity crap talking 😁

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 7:47pm On Feb 16
Jeferious:
Hmmmm....na final consumer go hear am shaa
That's the domino effect of increased taxation. Ordinarily you don't increase taxes when an economy is in recession. You rather cut taxes to stimulate business activities. That's what they call 'tax breaks'. Then when things normalize you reinstate those taxes.

In Nigeria, we do the exact opposite and expect magic to happen.

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 7:22pm On Feb 16
Jeferious:
Yes. Only tailoring goods
40ft container 6m-7m, 20ft container 4.5m-5m when ex rate was still 757. Now that rate is hitting 1,600, e go don nearly add like 2m on top
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 5:34pm On Feb 16
Jeferious:
full load?
That means the only items in the container will be goods. No vehicles
Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Ishilove: 10:43am On Feb 16
DohFahSo:

Pele o, you that you're not a simp. Mtch. All these secondary school children be doing the most. Don't EVER talk down on a man appreciating his wife again. Never again. If not, I will find you. Oya go and read for your UTME exam.
Buhahahahahahahahah!!! Busted!! cheesy

See the fool kidding himself, jumping all over the thread like a cricket and calling himself "rich and successful".

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Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Ishilove: 10:40am On Feb 16
OZIOGU1:
To all the small boiz here, this is me appreciating same woman in November last year during our 10yrs anniversary....A simp like me can never pretend on a public space, who knows my helper may just be somewhere around...to all yee painers grin no get BP coz of me, na my wife we dey here oo no be your own...allow me to enjoy my simp.
This is so beautiful smiley
Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Ishilove: 10:35am On Feb 16
Nonexisting:
Everything you said is okay except calling him a simp. Inside peace shows on the outside and sometimes can be expressed. I am always careful to call a married man simp because he may have a daughter and a good wife. There's nothing wrong in simping for your daughter and your wife especially if she is a good wife and gives you peace. In this case, the man is saying the wife takes care of his home with little resources he provides her and that she also makes everybody happy in the home. What else can a gentleman ask for? A good wife should be honored and if giving her some authority especially in the areas you're clueless on is simping, I approve it.
I can see you are finally growing up.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 10:33am On Feb 16
Jeferious:
How much tailoring goods dey pay?
Full load? Or with vehicles?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Attitude Because I Didn't Celebrate Valentine by Ishilove: 3:35pm On Feb 15
Kids dating kids

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 3:33pm On Feb 15
Jeferious:
Ishibaby, you work at NCS? As in person go come dey clear 40 feet container with #20M based on this rate wey I dey see so?

Omo, na war go settle this madness very soon
It depends on wetin you carry inside the container. There is no limit to how much you can pay for clearing.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 10:07am On Feb 15
Yesterday's rate below.

These people are scammers. Official NCS rate is #1,444, but behold the jigbiti going on underground.

Nigeria is imploding

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 1565/$ In Parallel Market by Ishilove: 10:05am On Feb 15
Meanwhile, the Nigerian Customs are using a completely different exchange rate for duty.

This is today's exchange rate used to capture a duty payment

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Romance / Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by Ishilove: 2:44pm On Feb 13
Bellotelli:

The perpetrators could Christians, don't you think?
Christians don't wear the hijab, neither are they named 'Khadijah' (who was the first wife of the muslim prophet).

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Crime / Re: Policeman Loses AK-47 With 60 Rounds Of Ammunition While Watching Super Eagles by Ishilove: 8:57am On Feb 13
cheesy

Wahalurrrr. He just armed one more criminal grin

He needs to report that weapon stolen because when it is used to commit a crime, he will be implicated

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Romance / Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by Ishilove: 8:47am On Feb 13
Which kind of fuckery is this?? Pun intended.

If these "friends" were to try this rubbish in a mosque, they'd be lynched. Bloody bovine, illiterate hypocrites

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Business / Re: Access Holdings Names Bolaji Agbede As Acting CEO by Ishilove: 8:33am On Feb 13
kkins25:



Interesting...
Believe that crap, you'll believe anything. That post was edited and it has been yanked off Facebook since.

Be mindful of the things you believe on social media

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Business / Re: Shyngle, Wigwe's Dad Was Head Of NTA & His Mum Was A Nurse by Ishilove: 12:49am On Feb 13
GloriousGbola:


Bloggers gonna blog. They will suck his corpse until it is dry. Unfortunately for them the man seems to have been a disciplined drama less man.

Otherwise by now they would be giving audience to one baby mama or the other
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It is still early. We may still witness some fuckery yet
Business / Re: Shyngle, Wigwe's Dad Was Head Of NTA & His Mum Was A Nurse by Ishilove: 11:59pm On Feb 12
The only new thing in this article is his parents name and occupation. Every other thing is just rehashed info

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Food / Re: How Much Is This Loaf Of Bread In Your Area? (pix) by Ishilove: 9:21pm On Feb 12
JulianBond007:
Twins Faja bread 900/1400
Queens Meal biggest size is 1600 as at last time I bought.
And the annoying thing is the size has gotten smaller

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Ishilove: 12:36am On Feb 12
Haakeem:
e no go pain us sha because we would literally troll on ourselves and leave small for them.
Abi?

Who cares about the cup sef? Cup wey be like iron condemn. E no even fine. Mscheeeew πŸ™„
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Ishilove: 11:15pm On Feb 11
We go collect dragging on social media πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Herbert Wigwe Dies In Helicopter Crash In California by Ishilove: 10:25pm On Feb 11
MasterTeeUSA:
Think of WorldCup for Americans lol...buying adverts ain't for small businesses lol

They should have cancelled their VIP reservations...

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