naptu2:


Sukkot makes Nairaland so interesting.

Like, seriously. He is a class act

Funny thread

GloriousGbola:


PSA.. dont reply just trash

Very correct. Thank you

Myrepublic:
They use this to illustrate cheating girlfriend a lot. The way you will drive your car carefully, that's not the way someone else will drive it.. They will rough handle the thing for you.. You're lucky this is a real car,and its still repairable. But if it was your girlfriend, the damage can never be fixed,when another driver press on her gas..

Learn not to give your girlfriend ,oh sorry. I was saying learn not to give your car out next time.. Them no dey see frd. Most people you call frds are jealous of you,and na ur downfall be their happiness..

Shey na woman be your problem? Na so 'girlfriend' full the post, as if that is your biggest concern in life.

myami:
money bring bitches, bitches bring life. Ishilove take note

What am I supposed to take note of? Your disrespectful comment?

Which rescue?? After dem don pay ransom 🙄

joseph1832:
Ooohhh yeaaahhh should suffice.

You big teddy bear, you. See you forming hard man, but you're just a big softie

armadeo:



I've downloaded it some time back. I'm still yet to click it.

Awuaman was fun. Maybe because nick like Jason mamoa. He really just plays himself in all his movies. Easy going

Is it out for download?

I'm becoming wary of movies analyses here. Many are subject to individual tastes and you just may end up missing out on a great movie because someone doesn't like what you like

joseph1832:
OH really. Lemme download and see for myself then.
Oohhh Joseph is more like it.

Mscheeeew

joseph1832:
nah. "You either die a hero or you live long enough to slay more pussies". Remember, "with great power, comes great bitches". 👌

Hian. Joseph 🙄

joseph1832:
What do psychopaths evolve into, a Saint? I'm totally lost.

I'm yet to see the movie though, I'm hesitating. Still finding it hard to finish Saltburn.

The character didn't start out as a psychopath. He evolved before our very eyes

armadeo:


Thank you for your service. We appreciate your sacrifice.

I completely and totally disagree with his analysis. I enjoyed the movie and watching the main character evolve was quite an experience for me.

The movie should be titled "The Evolution of a Psychopath"

They are many like that going around intimidating people and entering free vehicle

Lift

Usual run off the mill heist movie, but very entertaining

Doolove:

I wish I could, but he has a very strong hold over me, I always go back to him no matter what, I have guys rolling on the floor just to get my attention but I just crave his attention.

You kuku no get self respect.

When your eye clear you will haul your ass back to where you came from and leave someone who has no respect for you.

NikoDeBonAmi:
If your ex invites you to their wedding, what would be the perfect gift you will give to them as a wedding gift?

Nothing. I will go there to eat, collect souvenir, dust nyash and comot.

noobody:
It's in Nigeria we consider beef/chicken/fish as luxury.

Abroad,protein is very important,
Steak is usually served as a main course meal and also you also see food served with loads of protein and just little food as the side.

Doesn't make it healthy. That's why they have a high number of obese people in those please

Beverlyjean:


Did u even read the story.. most of u are just tinubu certificate carriers ...

Says someone writing like they went to night school

lanre316:


Agba = Grandmaster
Awo = Occultic Powers.

Okay.

Beverlyjean:


And then he asked her to leave his house which she refused and fight started.... or did u skip that part...

She is his guest. He was the one who invited her over and throwing her out late in the night to face uncertainties on the road because she no gree nack na senselessness and wickedness. Abi you no reason that one?

sylve11:


Na wa

As in ehn. Wetin person no go read for this Nairaland

Neddyogu:
There are several plausible explanations for this discrepancy;

1. The initial hemoglobin genotype might have been done too early hence the appearance of AA. Let me explain. Fetuses in the womb don't breathe air like we do. But they need oxygen too. So hw do they get their oxygen? Of course from the mother's blood stream. But then they need special hemoglobin to efficiently extract oxygen from their mother's blood. This special hemoglobin is called Fetal hemoglobin or HbF. HbF has a way of extracting oxygen and delivering same to the baby's cells to keep function in an efficient manner. However, HbF and Hemoglobin A (HbA) do have similar charge/ mass ratios and almost identical molecular weight, so their migration patterns are similar on hemoglobin electrophoresis setups esp at alkaline pH. This gives the impression of AA when there may be other abnormal hemoglobins. In other words, HbA and HbF look alike. This is the reason we don't test children less than 2years for hemoglobin genotype. So ur fiancee might still have had fetal hemoglobin roaming around her bloodstream at the time of the initial testing.

2. Secondly, maybe a clerical error or some other kind of error did occur.

Oh boy

baralatie:

Em🤔🤔🤔
Aunty ishi🤠🤠
Where did the no come into this case
Because she said yes and everything was going to plan o🤷🤷

She later said no and that's where the wahala started. Abi you didn't read the entire story?

This man killed himself. No means no. Why did he insist on fighting with her??

MrPresident1:


How did you know he's lying, have you attended Guru's church before?

How do you know he isn't lying?

sukkot:
Omo Karo ojire . Ndigbo this thing is not by mouth. Who pass you pass you hehe

lil friendly tribal banter. Y'all don't get in your feelings now . Let ya boy catch some fun

Onijogbon

Only in Nigeria. Smh

FeliciaOja:
Guru Maharaji is fake guru

This is Nigeria, A rich rituàlist will use his powerful connection to arrest a poor journalist for exposing them.

The truth will definitely come out

People just write crap because they can and have Internet connection. Who has he used for rituals?

Y'all just accuse without evidence and when hand touch una, na so una go dey cry victimisation

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Heavy occult man lol

Lies from the pit of hell. Na so una go dey cap wetin una no know

lanre316:


More than that sef.

He the Senior Jagaban Agba awo of agba awos.

What does Agba awo mean?

ChybuzzDD:


She's not the sole owner of the child and can't be the sole decision maker for him

This general female's possessiveness with regard to children needs to stop.

We hear you sir.

Op, as I was saying, keep that child with you till he finishes secondary school to avoid stories that leave the eyes misty.

EreluRoz:
It can change, a good moderator is needed here.

A very good and firm person

💯