₦airaland Forum

RandDigital:
All thanks to "SA whites" - the accent and quality of education

See them. Dem don dey claim wetin dem reject

joseph1832:
If a man wakes up and decide to do paternity test, it means the woman have given him more than enough reason to question the parentage of the children. Bottom line, men don't just wake up and conduct paternity test.

My dear, some foolish ones who have swallowed poisonous red pill can just wake and do paternity test o

Acidosis:
I know, right...

My sincere condolences on your loss, my dear. May God comfort you...

MuslimIgbo:
Lol
You the dafts know yourself.
You always identify yourselves. Always triggered by the truth.
Weyrey

Since you have already called your mother daft and useless, I am not surprised you are also calling her werey as you kuku no get home training. I pity, she think sey she get pikin, not knowing that the pikin is abusing her on the internet

If my husband does a paternity test on our children behind my back, I will sit down to evaluate our relationship. If I check my own end and determine that I have not given him a cause to be doubtful of my fidelity, ohhhhhhh, there will be hell and brimstone in this house. WTF is wrong with married couples these days??

psychologist:
I first saw this news on vdm page, they said the court gave him a government lawyer, I think they are lawyer for those that can't afford one.

Whatever the case maybe, why sentence someone to death for a crime where no life was lost and all the stolen items recovered?

If the court gave him a lawyer, then why will he agree to the prosecutor's request to deny knowing the robbers? It's either his lawyer is totally useless or there is more to the case than meets the eyes

abatically:
According to vdm, who visited him in prison, the case is more complex. Vdm said he told him after they caught the robbers, the prosecuting lawyer came to meet him in prison and told him they only way they could help him was if he denied ever knowing the robbers in front of the judge which he agreed to do. So when they got to court they asked him 'do you know these guys' and he said he didn't know them. That's allegedly by the way. If this is true then he has really implicated himself. But death sentence? That is harsh since there was no report of anyone dying from the robbery.

I thought states appoint state defense lawyers on behalf of people who have no legal counsel? This case is one kain

simpleseyi:
Wetin the wife do? Don’t judge until you listen to both stories. That’s why I am wait to hear from Satan before I pass my judgement on his disobedience to Babanla Baba.

What if the man discovered that all his children are bastards?

In my culture, when a woman dies she is returned to her family to be buried. That's because we are only loaning her to you. She is not yours to maltreat and turn to a punching bag or display your wrestling skills on.

See ehn, I don't care what this woman did. What if something really bad had happened to her in the course of the smack down? Internal injury? Paralysis? Death?? I keep saying it that the world will not be big enough for I and anybody who harms my siblings or children, both male and female. If they are misbehaving, leave them to us their family, we will treat their fvck up in our way. If you are tired of the marriage, feel free to kick them out of the house. But never ever harm a hair on their body because I and my family members will exert terrible vengeance on whoever makes that mistake.

Intact we gave you, intact you must return them. There is absolutely no excuse for domestic violence, and this applies to both genders.

PlanetZero:
Keep it up...until you land in prison

God bless you. That's how he has been going around writing rubbish on the forum, thinking he is spewing wisdom, when in actuality, he is exposing himself as a misogynistic psychopath

MuslimIgbo:


Lol

What the man did is very bad but sometimes, ONE CAN'T HELP BUT TEACH ALL THESE DAFT GENDER A GOOD LESSON.

We men usually know our boundaries, IF I KNOW I CAN'T BEAT YOU AND DON'T HAVE ANY TRICK OFF MY SLEEVE TO DEFEAT YOU, I'LL NEVER CHALLENGE YOU. This is why boxing and all these professional fighting has WEIGHT CATEGORIES. YOU CAN ONLY FIGHT YOUR SIZE.

On an average, men are physically stronger than women. Even an average guy will beat a professional female boxer any day and time.

Why do some women challenge men knowing this fact? IS IT NOT STUPIDITY?

SHE DESERVE ALL THE INJURIES SHE GETS FROM SUCH CHALLENGE.
USELESS PEOPLE

My warm regards to your mother and all your female relatives who are part of the 'daft' and 'useless' gender.

illicit:
Wow

May his soul RIP

I know that smell

So I wasn't imagining things after all.

I don't want to ever perceive that odour in this life time, ever again.

sageb:
Nostalgia
I remember that DJDOLA's family members wanted the funds donated by TEHN to be used to build a house.
@Ishilove, did his family build the house?

I don't think so, although I can't be too sure because I sort of stopped following up after DJ was interred.

lereinter:
Not all money are hard earned na

I concur, because I don't understand why someone will hustle for money, come dey spend am on top one yeye girl's nakéd picture

Do I sight Sukkot arguing with Kobojunkie?

Sukky baby, you are on a very looong tin 😂😂😂

Money no dey, money no dey, yet people are still spending their hard earned money on rubbish in this balablu economy

When there is life, there is hope for a better tomorrow. It will be the height of foolishness to commit suicide because you fear arrest

I've been to a mortuary twice in my entire life. The first time was many years ago, during my service year in Ondo. I had gotten a lift from a doctor friend and on the way home, he wanted to stop by his clinic to quickly do some things. We had to pass through the mortuary side of the clinic to get to his office (or maybe his business was at the mortuary office itself. I forget now. It is such a long time ago).

I remember staring at what looked like a statue, on a podium, in the middle of the compound. The 'statue' was 'painted' very dark, almost black, wore black sunshades, and donned a white lab coat. It was positioned to face east.

I turned and asked my companion "who is the statue representing?" I am a curious person and always want to know the history behind statues and artifacts.

He looked at me askance, chuckled and replied "that is not a statue. That's a dead body."

Omo, I was shocked to my bone marrows. Shocked and horrified.

He went further to explain that old unclaimed corpses with no form of identification are sometimes displayed in this manner with the hope that someone who knows them might just happen to pass by (how anyone will be casually "passing by" a mortuary beats my imagination). When decomposition can no longer be slowed down because of its exposure to the elements, they bring down the corpse and replace it with another unclaimed, unidentified body.

Doc invited me to come in to the mortuary for sightseeing. I vehemently refused this morbid invitation and was so glad when, an hour later, he finished up and dropped me at my house. I was traumatized for days and had to call my parents to report myself. My mum was unhappy with me and said I should never ever step my two legs in such an environment again. I am just not ready for that side of reality, and I never will be, even though it is an inescapable destination for all humans.

The second time was about 8 years ago, if my memory serves me right. I went with two Nairaland representatives of the The E-Helpers Network (TEHN), r231 and Mynd44 to Idi Araba hospital mortuary. The body of a nairalander who died from cancer, DJDOLA was going to be handed over to his family for burial. DJ was going to be interred that same day because he was a Muslim, and since TEHN had been raising money for his treatment, they were going to sort out the payments and other modalities with his family members.

Richard and Mynd went in, and I opted to remain outside. My mother has warned me about any mortuary waka, after all. Besides I just don't have the heart, and I never will.

While I waited, a sharp waft of rottenness drifted to my nose where I sat a little distance away from the entrance. This smell represented the deconstruction of the human being, the odoriferous evidence of crumbling shells that were once animated living things.

Mynd later told me that I was imagining things because the corpses are well preserved, but I know I wasn't imagining that... stench. You can imagine once, but not twice, and that smell came to me twice in 10 minute intervals. r231 also insisted that there was no such smell, but he is wrong. They are both wrong.

Beneath the antiseptic funk of the mortuary lay the pungent truth that I am not ready for, and will never be ready for.

Acidosis:
I want to write about my experience, but just thinking about it gives me chills. I can't.

Talking about it is the first step to freedom

So this Precious Eze has finally bring arrested? This dude is notorious

I don't know any body on this list. Seriously

abduleez1:
Lol, so you sef dey fear??

I will boldly and shamelessly admit that yes, I dey fear 🥺😁

abduleez1:
The Wailing..........9.9/10
(Korean)


Now this is what you call premium horror storytelling at its PEAK!!

It is intense, gritty, gripping and a chilling take in Asian folk horror.
It's a story about a Korean village that starts experiencing weird mürders and chaos when a strange Japanese man starts living with them. A man must do what it takes to save his daughter after she seemingly becomes the next victim and make sense of the whole thing.

It blends different tropes and themes and turns it on its head with shocking twists. Something that turns out being a zombie plague, slowly devolves into a possession story, then a ghost story and then a demonic manifestation with elements of Christianity and Buddhism rolled in, now throw in pristine psychological térror.
The result is a perfect blend of some of horrors best tropes held in a tight and complex writing vision. It's the best writing I've seen in a horror movie in a long while.

Its also very ambiguous and confusing as things evolve especially in the third act which I must say is the strongest third act I've seen in horror. This wild tale takes you through Asian folklore, you might miss some things and context if you ain't paying close attention to details. It has the best twist and fine writing the genre has produced.

One thing I love about this movie, is how it took its sweet time on character development on the various characters. Makes it more personal and involved compared to Hollywood. Even the "big bad evil entity" has the best writing and development I've seen the genre produce. The "great evil" also has a personality, a method to the m@dness and not the familiar supernaturally just evil for evil sake I've been used to. The stakes were higher. The editing amplifies the tension to the maximum.
It's more refined as this doesn't rely on jumpscares to scare you. It will genuinely creep on you slowly.
The cinematography, the sound, the rain, the set, the environment and the air is filled with dread you don't know what to expect. It's unpredictable!


If you're not enmeshed in the horror genre, this will spook you real hard. Especially for a Nigerian with similar traditional or supernatural beliefs.
This one promises to really fvvk y'all up.


This is the best horror movie I've ever watched hands down. Bruh, these Asians and their horror films don't joke and don't dwell on overused tropes unlike Hollywood. Asian horror are superior to Hollywood horror movies. It's probably in TV shows I can say Hollywood turns up big.

Don't know why I been sleeping on this film for years. This is a MASTERPIECE!! Automatically one of my favourite horror films, if not the ONE.
One of the few films where I wholeheartedly embraced the long runtime.

E seun.

I'll pass.

Tenks

naptu2:
Like I wrote above, that user loves going from section to section to create havoc and then he'll blame the mods for banning him. This is him using his Graciex3 account (pretending to be a female) to complain about the religion section mods in 2013. This is because the mods there refused to allow him create havoc in that section. Just read what other users of the religion section had to say about him.


https://www.nairaland.com/1438996/logicboy-tells-why-he-left

You can also check out his activities in the Islam For Muslims section and you'll see why he created the Maccantstopme account. Look at the ban history in all those accounts and see how many times they've been banned, how many mods have banned him and in how many sections he has been banned. How come all moderators (from different sections) are against him (only him)? That should tell you that there might be something wrong with what he's doing.

Timeless and classic

Tallesty1:
Good evening Helinues

You won't see him on a thread like this. That one has sold his soul to the devil

mindtricks:
Nawa o.
Why will an oldie like you say something like that.
Those are heavy words.

You focused on the first sentence. What happened to the remaining sentences?

panafrican:
One the several Niger-Congo languages stretching along the Atlantic coast.
Never tell your language when you are on the war front with the White man. He will learn it and spy on you.

And pray tell, what is the name of this language?

IrepChrist:
It is only those that loves God and want to sincerely see his ministry move forward that will see nothing wrong with tithing.. You are not required to pay tithe under the doctrine of grace, yes it was a law. But Christ encouraged that we continue to pay tithe but we must be obedient to God's will and expectations for our lives.

I WILL CONTINUE TO PAY MY TITHE BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE CHRIST GOSPEL PROPELED BY MY GIVINGS.

Tithing is scriptural, but the way church leaders of this era are placing so much emphasis on it is worrisome. I'm a faithful tither, but the level it is being taken to makes me wonder exactly what the motive is

Why so much emphasis on tithing??

joseph1832:
Prove she picks fights allover Nairaland. Wmpy ass kid.

Don't mind the troll. He thinks everyone is like him