fkj950ax:
This post ought to be removed from NL.

Check engine light comes on because the cars electronic detects an anomaly.

It's better to correct that anomaly, FIRST before all this forced methods of getting check engine light turned off.

You haven't mentioned one problem a car might have or one way to repair this problem.

How about Cold Starting in the Morning, Battery Running Down, Incomplete Combustion / Sotty Emissions, Swerving to one side when braking, Headlights looking to the heavens...

These a common problems Nigerians fave and can be resolved at home if you explain the HOW TO and Parts Needed...

My check engine light was on and i contacted my mechanic who after scanning said the catalyst was bad and said it would cost me 25k to fix. I said 'odi mma, make i wait tilll they pay salary'.

I came to work later, parked the car but the car wont start after work. My colleague came and opened the hood and said the battery head was not tight enough and that it was clogged with salt. They dashed across the street, bought another battery head, fixed it and the car started.

I noticed that the check engine light was gone and it has been gone for like 4 months now. I drove the car from Lagos to Enugu and back over the holiday cum weekend still no check engine light annoyingly and horrifyingly popping up to make you feel like the car is gonna grind to a halt the next minute.

Summary, there is sense in what the poster wrote.

betterABIAstate:
Common sense should tell fashola that this trip is a waste of time and money. You can't visit a thermal power plant without first visiting the coal mine. How will you get power without coal?

Clueless govt.

Anumanu, did you check the details of his itinerary for this trip?

Too many children wandering about on Nairaland.

[[s]quote author=hungryboy post=43758888]1)NIGHT BUKA- selling garri and soup, rice or fried yam, plantain,potatoes and fish in the evenings[/s]

[s]2)NIGHT CABBIE- Driving taxi in the evenings after work[/s]

3)NIGHT ASHAWO- e dey self explanatory nah,just find one roadside were dey always dey busy stand, one money miss road go come talk price carry you go hotel go cure konji[/quote]

Just go to Quilox and other elite nightclubs and she is sure of making at least 30k/night. or go to a strip club like Ocean Blue, she will make at least 50k/night.

ganja for right hand and shekpe for left hand later them go say make i contribute money for kidney transplant

huntax:


Yes I do.... The foot bridge isn't the problem, people stand by the road waiting for buses, thing is, she wasn't hit because she was crossing the road.

Do you know that people leave the service lane and enter the high speed lane, i can bet you that this madam was not standing on the service lane. take a second look at the picture.

huntax:

Did you read the article at all? The driver lost control and skid off the road to hit her on the side walk... Side walk... SIDE WALK

do you know this road at all?

Big lie. This could have happened to any other packaged food or beverage in bottles, cartons or cellophane.

Dont just call out cans only.

if she only used the pedestrian bridge but the devil that called her to a party blocked her eyes, ears and brain. Now look at the end result.

Look at his ogogoro face.

Hope he doesn't sleep off and fall down from the earth mover only to turn around and blame PMB and Amechi for his stewpidity.

Sleep sleep governor.

AVRecruit:
Many women have turned State sponsored divorce laws into a lucrative business. Find a well to do man or a man with potential, after several years or a decade, file divorce. You get to keep his house, alimony and child support payments, half of ur future income goes to her while she sleeps with other men!

im not sure what the laws are in Nigeria but guys wise up, only do traditional lest u part with ur landed property and union bank shares!

For white wedding just call pastor to pray for u.

My brother is a living witness. he is practically working for the woman and her boyfriend as i am typing this.

Gbam including my own

no boyfriend, no husband and no children... what do you want her to do?

GTB

Most annoying, frustrating, toutish, irresponsible, inhumane and unprofessional bunch of retards they call customer service people.

GTB Agbara branch is worst of them all.

I have since withdrawn every penny i had with them and anywhere i see GTB i go feel like dropping a heap of grenade upon their building.

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So this old haggard cougar was the best he could find?

So disappointed in this mumu Don Jazzy. Smh

She be learner? I was at Cnergy yesterday with boo and we saw how one girl had gone in with about 4 different men in less than 3 hours.

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yhemisog:
I experienced exactly almost same wiv ma EOD 03 too, a friend adviced i change d exhaust, and on getting 2 my panel we discovered d catalyst had burnt or probably not even there at all . This was exactly what caused the outrageous fuel consumption. The guy opened it up and added some iron netlike kit inside it. Lo nd behold the consumption stop instantly. Try this bro it mite work 4u. My car is sound now , i nor dey sweat inside a.c. again d fuel consumption almost give me stroke.

Please give me your mechanic's contact

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Acidosis:
This man is more concerned about his career as a MINISTER,


I pity the future of Nigeria

Suicide rope still available FOC

Grab your own length NOW!

Who go stay awake watch that one... witches from them village abi?

God bless President NwanneMadu Buhari the Ozo Uwa Ndu 1 of Anambra, Otiri Jonathan Mmuo 1 of Bayelsa

Linda is an Olosho.

She warmed the beds of people like Amechi, Akpabio, Rochas and Sullivan.

I am sure she charged someone like Akpabio 500M to bleep her without rubber.

That's where the money came from.

Quote me anywhere.

[quote author=sabi99 post=39076534]see what a girl like u just posted......try to say positive things for once....may God help develop ur mindset[/quote

Swerve

Everything about Omotola makes headline on Nairaland. I wouldn't be surprised to read something like Omotola sucks her husband's d!ck head one of these days.

Huh?

TruthisGOD:
Nigeria is hospitable because you have not lost any family or relatives through Bokoharam insurgency. My neigbor lost his only brother , a medical doctor through Bokoharam insurgence, i lost a friend, a corper during post election violence when goodluck won. Don't be insenstive in your assesment because fate has not played a hard one on you.

And you think all these tribal rantings will bring them back?

The best you can do is to change your address to #AK47, Sambisa Forest and help curb the insurgency.

3JS as in 3 Junior Students... where did they get the money?

I hope their parents were aware.

This is child abuse.

Rayce but why?

Who is she?

I can't remember seeing her or interacting with her before.

Is she one of the ministerial nominees?

If it's not Orijin it's not Orijinal.

And if it's not Panadol it no fit be like Panadol.

#Yunowhatamsayin

Gerrara here

Sheet mehn

Halla

Touchforfree:



Mouth-running is all U've gotten.

Labelling tribes with ur trash that you called comment is all you can achieve.

We know ur †¥Þ3 indeed.

Please forget that man. He has never left his village for once. Civilization made it possible for him to have access to the internet and his first landing happens to be Nairaland.

I am a full-blooded Igbo lady who schooled in the North, ABU, Zaria and presently works in Lagos. By virtue of my job description, I can be in Ilorin today and catching the next flight to Jos tomorrow.

I see every part of Nigeria as a home because sometimes I don't even know where I might be pitching my next tent.

And I must comment that our Nigerians are most hospitable people I have seen around the world.
Forget all these e-bigots spewing tribal thrash.

Seeing the likes of Kachukwu, Fashola and this guy on #thelist I can only but say may Chukwu Abiama preserve and protect President NwanneMadu Buhari the Ochi Udo 1 of Nigeria, Enyi umu ogbe 1 of Enugwu ato Ebenebe.

Never been so proud of being a Nigerian like now.