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[quote author=greencard post=62617765][/quote]Wisdom!

912:
Do you need a prophet to tell you that you are just a side nigga

She is more concerned about what the guy would do if she takes the dp down than she is about what you, your family, friends and village people combined would do if she leaves the dp.

Hahahahahahah!!!
Yesssuu!!!
Oodon'minit!!

TheHistorian:
You have started this your whyning.

Nah you be boss nah.

Lord knows I aint lying.

oldfoolnigger:
Not what u are thinking jare


u had better stand up on ur feet oo otherwise some folks might misconceived ur 'virgin' intention and whisky u away to all these churches that use brooms to deliver mad people... Hahaha.


I greet u strongly strong boss

Hahahaha..
Kai, u re too interesting!!
I greet u too my realest.
I dey miss this guys Oo.
Rursh, Ajet, bobola, condomsir, thehistorian...and many others. u guys should turn up biko.. Atleast because of me.

48noble:
I will b minding my business on dis ur pun escapade

Thank u bro!!

oldfoolnigger:
my boss

*patient walks in.

patient: Dr,my head is burning me greatly. what could be the cause?

*Dr issis diagnoses the patient

Dr issis: ur ailment is not far from headingscholothology


Very soon you and all my MBBS guys here will start witnessing this in una lives.

lmao.



nairaland za oza room is Bae.Hahaha.


let me come and be going

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Headingscolothology
It shouldn't be wat am thinkin'
Baaaad human!!!
I postrate for u boss, tell me wen to get up**
Kai, this guy eeh.

48noble:
na mistake?

Pun intended bro!!
Not a mistake...
There is something they call "sarcasim"
U sabi am?

Folks planning to disgrace english language come 2018 jamb..
Dont let go off THEHISTORIAN!!
He's my "best book" in that aspect.

oldfoolnigger:
48noble ,I caught you...I'm already on my duty post

Loolss.
U never seize to crack me up..
Na so I go catch u for za oza room on nairaland..

Salarys:
D

Reason: if you can’t put up with something or bear something, then it is said to be negative.. Smell is negative while the rest options there are positive.
I stand to be corrected though

Correct answer bro.
The concoction alone in that sentence cef suppose ring a bell. Lols.

boyejo123:
sir why is the area=0.5*1000
I think they said ONE OF THE THIN FILM FORMS 0.5m,find the thickness of that ONE THIN FILM and not all,pls explain sir

Son, that's not what the question said..draw ur chair closer.. I have whisky with me.. Take some.
Now.. Read the question again..

If 1000 identical drops of water equates to a total of 500kgm^-3
And thesame 1000 drops eqates to a total mass of 5x10^-4kg
What total area will thesame 1000 drops of water equate to if one drop of that 1000 = 0.5M2...

Wen u answer this..then u find ur thickness.

Now, in practical term, if u go ahead and find just that "one thin film" the size of the surface area u'll get will not match the density and mass of 1000 drops. Because the density and mass u are given is for 1000 drops and not "one drop"
In anycase, if u want to find for just "one drop" u have to reduce the density and mass given to follow-suit the size by dividing the density and mass by 1000.. Before finding ur thickness.
Thank u.

[quote author=boyejo123 post=62572247]sir why is the area=0.5*1000
I think they said ONE OF THE THIN FILM FORMS 0.5m,find the thickness of that ONE THIN FILM and not all,pls explain sir[/quot]
Modified.

DrAuthentic:
What amount of current would pass through a 10 Ω coil if it takes 21s for the coil to just melt a lump of ice of mass 10g at 0o C if there are no heat losses? (Latent heat of fusion of ice = 336 Jg-1 ).

Bro, use I2RT = ML.
Oya, solve.

boyejo123:
sir I prefer answering physics calculation than physics theory, the exam I did this year (jamb), I had less than 13 calculations in physics, rest are theory, I ended up scoring 43 in physics, I was amazed because I didn't expect that much,since they didn't gv me what i like,
Is this a problem?
Won't it affect me again?
I notice i easily memorise formula and remember quickly, but when am reading stuffs like Waves, photoelectrons etc,I easily forget.
am experiencing this only in physics.
what should I do to be at least GOOD in answering theoretical questions?
cc ISISs Thehistorian Erflog

My guy.. Get a small note book (say 20 or 40leaves) as u read, u jot down good points.
At the end of the day, u find out it is easier to cover over 85% of anyakowa or okeke (whichever suits u) within one day with ur small note that contains rugged bullets than going through the big textbook. This helps normaly wen it is a day or two to ur exam as it keeps theoritical stuff fresh in ur brain. +, ur small notes can be carried arround easily as u can at anypoint in time rush to wat u struggle to remember.
Thank u.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
op.......we the vaseline crew endorses you as awa chairman

Serves boss doublewahala Ororo, to be poured on the head of awa new charman!!

DOUBLEWAHALA:
op.......we the vaseline crew endorses you as awa chairman








my future chairman please lemme serve you

Runs to bring Ororo!

Pes13:
Another guru here.

We share from one annointing sir.
Nice thread!!
Will storm u guys real hard once am done with UNN.
Book my space abeg.
Gracias.


..pes13, I see ur love for upcommn 2018 smashers. God bless u.

JoeClef:
Sir, in case of next time, use the appropriate word. What do you mean by "tricky?" What do you guys gain from slander?

The only accusation I know will hold water on me on this forum is if you say: this guy is fond of using every single opportunities to advertise his product.

What do you expect from a business oriented young man? Keep quiet and watch? Do you know this particular thread has done some good things to our business already?

1. some guys just registered on our site and
2. some just asked for our account details to make payment.

What is tricky here? Most of you Nigerians think everyone is a criminal and a lair. It's sad.

Don't let evil thoughts cloud your mind. If there is any bad thing you know I have done on any woman here, please let everyone know.

Do you think I have intentions of meeting anyone? Don't you know I haven't even met a single Nairalander and not even in the mood to meet anyone. I'm only been friendly and I go for what I want—do the same. I'm keeping them for business reasons.

The future is in your hands—don't blame me, Sèùn, or the government tomorrow. Choose your words wisely.

Oodon'minit!!!

sirjentul05:
Bruda hw can I join d crew? Bt na liquid soap or morning fresh I dey use do my own, not vaseline

Dont worry, u wee grow..
I started with shampoo too!!
Buh look at me now..

Therock5555:
When my blokus dey here dey waste for nothing, make she come meet me jare

BTW any man that claims he cant satisfy his woman sexual urge is a learner, sex is not all abut chucking prick and whining waist. I wish i can open a sex school/clinic sef

Lazy man/boy/guy

Oodon'minit!!

I need epp!!
Lying with a frnd (fresh lasgidi chick), konji dey hold me buh I no know hw I wan start..She just changed into a short gown infront of me 5mins ago.. She refused using the bathroom to change.. "does it ring a bell" ?
I no know if konji dey hold her too..
Am scared, I no wan con make move now mk she come use me shine..
Advice needed ASAP!!!

ChewingStick:
kolo

I greet everybody here!!
My name is ISISs.

Rukkydelta:
I don't do boyfriends
And by the way do you know if I'm asexual?

Whether sexual or asexual, u wee still reproduce (be it binary fission or conjugation)
Bottom line; u still need to be bleeped in a wholesome and godly manner! .

Ucheosefoh:
I have read more than 20 of similar stories on daily mail UK alone this year and all happened in USA.
I don't know if they just sex swear for female teachers over there.

Reason y I want to go to US by all means and start high school afresh.

Thebrightest:
Some women are just heartless.
Imagine the trauma the students would be by now...
Nawa o!

Oodonminit!!
Who trauma wan affect, the boy abi the father of the boy.. I dnt derstand.

frenzyduchess:
The way people carry sex on their head like its the oxygen the need to breathe baffles me

Udon'minit!!!

Papi112:
Sir was this your first jamb

Oooh.. Now I understand u.
Full details would come once I gain admission to medicine, Atleast make me ma get story to post too once I get medicine.

Buh to ur question, no, its not my first.
I got 282 last year.

Nltaliban:
If only Ui can sign me, I'll convince more than half of 2018 jambites to pick ui as first choice.

Vc!! Do the postume calculations about 500,000 candidates multiplied by #2,500


We will buy Malibu club as our distance learning centre.

Loolss.

Papi112:
Sir your first jamb??

My first jamb did wat?
Am confused.