₦airaland Forum

A-40:
@Islander
There are a lotta freaks on Nairaland.So just relax your mind sit back and enjoy the freak show its no fun if you let it get to ya

Ok Boss!

Jackal:
@ Islander,

I am right behind ya.
You can't be more right about the latest roach to emerge.
He was all over me ass some few months back on the sports section.
Always seeking me attention at every given opportunity . . . .
I can bet me mortgage the nincompoop is someone we know very well.
Maybe this is the right time to take 8 out of his 9 lives.

Yes ooo. Bunch of jobless, donkeys, They go around robbing people of their hard earned cash then go to the nearest cafe to make a mockery of themselves.
Is it by force that I have to like you? I choose my friends in life and NL is NO exception.
So ALL Islanders Haters can eat shit and die,

Cowardice is such a terrible disease,

We know who they are Boss. Too ashamed to show their faces, so they create multiple usernames, Desperate mumus

Warm up Boss, just tickle me if you need help, I am just a click away,

Let's show them how Jack and Jackal roll!!

, All the cowards with their fake ass ids afraid of one "old granny"

LOL, jackal where are you oooo,

Asshole, let me enlightened you, This Diva Islander is still very much in her 20"s

Asswax, grow some balls and come out of your covering, No need to hide, I promise NOT to bite, ROFLMSAO, ruff ruff Rover come back yarsey,

Jackal:
@ Islander,

Leave the cretin alone.
He is an attention seeker . . . .and may also be on HEAT like a billy goat.

I just peed on myself, brb need a diaper change ,

Boss that was harsh man, blood cloth

toba1909:
You're a big fool,i don't give a fucking damn about you. Moreover your club losting to Bolton doesn't mean you should sound like someone who ran out of a psychiatric. Infact you're mad to have said i am insane, is fistfighting not far better than making wrong accusations about officials? slowpoke

How dare you call my Boss a fool? boy you better recognize and stop hating. Don't let me explode like a volcano on you now,

A-40:
@Islander
Keep your cool sis besides who is messing with you anyway? Sounds like someone wants to get hurt

One stupid ass area boy who really has not a clue what he is getting himself in. Now he's constructing fake emails trying to bring me down. His gayass better come clean and stop faking it, or else I will help him out of his closet

Ok. Boss you work on that while I wait for the roaches to make some naira so they can resume their positions at the Internet cafe.

I will be back on Sports as soon as am done dealing with these misfits ( heading out in a bit sir, have to get some stuff for Mama)

Hectic! Hectic! Hectic!

Still getting over all the hustle and bustle of it all, Relaxing a bit, then off to business( No work today, but I have a class in 2 hrs)

@Boss Jackal and my co-Boss A-40
There is a "requent" poster on this thread who have been getting into my personal life. Please warn his ass because I will spread out his dirty laundry here for all to see who he really is. I am f.ucking tired,

Jackal:
@ Islander,

Say no more!!!!!!!!!!
I have seen enough on the tube meself.
Beautiful islands in pristine condition!!!!! I am drooling already.

Now lets flip the script . . .
What about Crocs, Alligators, Sharks, Anacondas and em dangerous animals?
Are u hiring a tour-guide or ARE YOU THE TOUR GUIDE?

Chicken . Ok, Naaaa none of the above, Barbados has "green" monkeys, but they are only into ladies

We are not planninig on visiting the Berbice in Guyana, so no need to be worried about gators or the likes,

No you don't need a tour guide, We are large "if you know what I mean ), My family can close the entire island down just for you Boss ,

Anything you wish, just ask, Islander will make the call, and so shall it be

opensource:
At times its not just about resting your hands on the keyboard and putting something down @ Islander lets put sentiment aside u need see naija*girl in person , I am sure you will appologize.
For me I know someday Islander would come to [b]differentiate even from a distance Angels from Clown .[/b]and for Naija*girl ouch you too decent for all those words

ROFLMSAO, what if I told you I met Angelina Jolie (yes saw her in Central Park in June with her kids) and she didn't impress me? What makes you think a common area girl like Horse face will change my mind?OLOL

Don't need to see a horse faced, uncultured puppy to know who she is, Bleach cream didn't help this case. Maybe she should resort to the wig thingy too. LOL,

No dear, unfortunately, I know the difference, and Nairaland is over populated.  See how easy it is for me to reel them in on my line? LOL, Only fools will fall for that, I just llove doing what I do best, ROFLMSAO

PS. Thanks for the imput though, nuff respect 

Jackal:
@ Islander,

I havent decided where . . . .I have heard so much about em places.
Vinny, Dominica, Virgin Islands, St. Lucia, Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados . . . .the list is endless.
I am spoilt for choice here . . . . .which of em is the most interesting?
Promise to take me where Jack Sparrow was nearly eaten by em savages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now we are talking, That's exactly where I am from, LOL, It's beautiful.

Well the islands are very close to each other.So we would be able to see most of them.

We start like dead center, say Antigua and make our way down South. When we are done, providing you still have energy reserved, we can go North to finish the tour.
Barbados is very flat, limestone in nature, as opposed to SVG, St. Lucia,Dominica( mountainous due to it's volcanic make-up) They are all different yet very similar, One thing they all have in common is beautiful, hospitable people, Down-to-earth and jovial.


( shhhhh, The Southern Caribbean is much more beautiful. Less American Influenced, thus the natural habitat is very much in tact,

[quote :Dbe the most populous assembly of roaches . . .
The last head-count is about 3 dozens . . . . Reminds me of the Vietcongs and the Skinnies in Mogadishu.
They don't die easily so keep shooting . . . Dont hesitate to spray fire and use your ammo wisely.[/b]As per orgasms . . . . .I rest me case.
Even Le Chacal as a boss can't stop his favourite employee from doing her thang.
You had me in stitches there . . . . having orgasms after spewing venomz on peops?
[b]Are u this violent?

[quote][/quote]ROFLMSAO, well i will do more than spray their asses, I will drench them with my secret mixture(LOL)

Violent? well let's just say I hate people who get involve in wars that do not concern them ( Look at the USA) I ginne die,

On a more serious note though, let me know when you are ready to Island hop, We would love to have ya

Naija*girl:
i mean losers like that 10 yr old who like her username should be
quarantined on an island.ma kid bro is way mo mature than that idiot!

Bitch you came here too, ?

No bleached up, Edo hoes like you cannot afford to spend a minute on my beautiful island, 

Stink yahoo woman bitch, Ugly premature rat.

Your hungry ass haven't had anything nutritious since the neighbour pitited you and your other 6 underage siblings some soup,

BTW, lolol did your naira run out? ROFLMSAO

Jackal:
@ Islander,

Hey Amigo,
What is cracking here?
You seem to have your hands full these days . . . . .
Please squash this beef . . . .
At this rate, u will finish all the ammo in me arsenal.
When are u taking me to St. Vincent?

LOL, Ok oo Boss.Well I squashed one cockroach who happens to have a group of followers. Anyway, the followers have been craving for a piece of the action for weeks, and you know your Island girl loves to deliver ,

Ok don't forget the Grenadines Papi, how can you?

Well Carnival is next June-July, So get fit, we will wine for all who dead

PS, Islander the Diva is here to stay, I just love when I am being hate on, It gives me an orgasm .LOL

Baby girl ( what's up? How was your weekend?)

I wish that situations weren't what they are, Maybe things aren't really meant to be,

Naija*gal:
ma grandma's dead.she died this year
i'm going to call on her to torment u for the rest of your pathetic life!
you're now officially jealous of me because i'm what u want to be but never could!
islander now u look like fried lizard,if u[b] try to bleach u'll look like a
disected cockroach.[/b]

Oh lard I ginne die, :DNo Islander doesn't need to bleach.( thanks to my grandma.) I was born with it, Maybeline has nothing on moi,

Call your grandma, and while you are at it, Ask her why she never gave your mother her correct dad.Old Nappyheaded HO,

jealous of a jobless, internet cafe hopper? I can see you are out of your 'cotton-picking mind', LOL

Naija*gal:
@islander well clap for yourself,u are such an achiever!
laugh out loud @yourself u freak because your headin towards disaster
u kno what your xmas gift should be? major deliverance.
look @ a pig callin me horse face.if your boyfriend saw me
he would dump u in a milisecond u disease.don't worry in your next life
u may look as pretty as ma neighbour's pup! u wish.
@moondust,i'm havin a blast love!

LOL, Naija I have seen you. You look just like a common area girl in Lagos, Nothing special ( don't get carried away because the losers here have been fooling you about your supposedly beauty)

I can help you out in that department.

1. you need a whole new wardrobe, thrash those cheapass "Rainbow" look-a-like

2. Some oatmeal and honey will help scrub away those rought edges on your horse face.

3. We can use boards to flatten out the forehead, such an elongated look doesn't fit well with dark people,

4. I will train you to step in heels as opposed to those "sneakers" LOL,

5. I will enroll you in an after school program, If you must impress when I am done adjusting the attire, you must be able to speak properly,

PS, NO heifer, I am here rolling over,
Islander just love to bring out the true colours of all the pretenders.ROFLMSAO

ROFLMSAO,

Hollandis, no goat I am not a professor, They don't make enough, I enjoy the finer things in life, Their $35,000 per year is what I spend in 4 months,

@Horsey, Why are you mixing me up with your grandma?? No we don't need to sleep around, we make enough money to ensure our sanity stays in tact,
PS, If only you see what this "old" lady looks like, you would wash that cheapass jerri curls( LOL) and that bleach cream off that long ass face of yours,

Naija horse face, you call staking out in a musty smelling internet cafe a done deal? LOLOLOL,

Well I am home, in the comfort of my home, on MY own lappy ( about to hit the gym) before seeing my 3 clients for the day, ( yes I work, and have a very rewarding career) Will pity you a Christmas gift, horsey,

Naija*girl:
i'm makin a wish for islander the lost soul.may she be mo mature,mo confident
n have a better attitude so she can get married ,else she's going to be all alone
n when she's all wrinkled up ,with no hair n teeth,n nobody by her side she's
going to say "what the heck!i still have ma millions n ma attitude" afterthat she dies !

what a sob story! change u poor f_k or u'll die a wretched,lonely,old miserable freak!

why don't u correct him,english proffessor!

I gave up dunce, couldn't correct all your blunders, opps! Ebonics is not my speciality.

No loser, no need to wish all the above for me. You see I choose money over all that you tried tirelessly to post,

And when I am wrinkled as you stated,. I have enough $$$$to go under the knife. LOLLOL.

PS, Horse face, desist from "whoring" around the Land, You Notorious skettel,

hollandis:
Islander is always angry and suspicious without cause--I think its more of paranoia . people who have a paranoid personality. are

suspicious
hypersensitive
cold and aloof

She actually thinks she's a worker ,and no one else works ROTFLMFAO,rich girl ,millionaire
YOu have delusional paranoid disorder
probably parkinson disease is afffecting

soooory i can't type 4 now
let me let out some steam and laugh ;Dagain and again
she is a worker,and no one else is
i am ready to lambast you ,but i[b] cat [/b] type and laugh

Correct those blunders, then let's rumble bat!!

Naija*gal:
dumb ass doesn't even speak proper english.

You are such a cracked LovePeddler, so get your ass out of the internet cafe,

Hollandis aka Na wa, Look asshole, What Islander makes in one week you and your crew will steal a whole month and would still NOT be able to see that a month.you.

Even the Health care workers here make much more than your yam-planting father does. You and your losers wished you knew what I do for a living? LOL,

@Niaja horse face
You little skettle, I will be waiting. You should have stayed in school instead of f.ucking every boy in your village,,, just deplorable command of the english language, such a shame,

PS> I am about to get something ready for lunch, brb fools,

Naija*girl:
don't even start with me because i don't have your time.
i have seen your posts n i can see your cravin for attention
if u like insult me with a whole thread,i wont be suprised
because i've come to the conclusion that u have major low self esteem.
please go c a shrink because u need serious help,overgrown baby
let me get ma laptop back n i'll have time for u.

ROFLMSAO,
Yes heifer you have been trying for weeks to get a piece of me. Who the f/uck called YOU?  Look snotty nose you have not a clue what you are getting yourself into///So bring it on HOrse face,

Low-esteem? LOL,  Isn't it amazing how you people can know so much about someone you have never met. Just like your goat friend who claimed he has tapes of moi, I ginne die oooo.

No I have very self esteem I have and enough money to feed you and your crew, Now f.uck off weasel,

PS, NO I am a shrink. lol,

Do I know you

Of course, stay mutted,

I wish this biartch wouldn't start something she is NOT about to finish,

Naija*gal:

You have better do that,

@topic
Muy feo

Chiogo baby I see you and Neelsel have the same taste when it comes to jeans , hmmmm that's why I love you girl