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My mom is, but my dad dies 5 yr ago


are yours?

I love Eucharia, I think she is a very good actress.  My favourite movie of her is one in which she was Desmond's mom and had an affair with his best friend played by Kalu,

I am disgusted though by her attire. She dresses like a "ho" on 42nd st, Apart from that I think she's great,

I forgot to wish Slitty and Ralvy Merry Christmas as well. Do have a glorious season and may your dreams materialised for the coming new year,

LOL, I have ofcourse,

Do You?

slitty:
@islander, where have you been? missed you

@ topic
sweet lander

lol, I was in the "slammer", Didnt you hear? , how have you been dear? Well I am good, cold but good, How is your Christmas shopping coming along? Send me my gift, or I will bite you,

dont know what is riffer,


Are you an alcoholic?

lol, Cha dis ah one wicked thread yo no, mon just to rhatid tired now fo post,,,,but ah marning me go com back an add me piece, till den, nuff lov for the sistren Almond

anusule:
nope

ROFLMSAO, WORD!!!!! I am yet to see what is so beautiful about Ini Edo, she's just a plain looking jane with hair on her chest, lol

Toyin ooo, I did no such thing


@topic
Toyin-dumpling

ROFLMSAO, No Almond my dear, I[b] aint no Yardie ooo, I am from down south, closer to Barbados, st. lucia and Grenada [/b]
@topic


Merry Christmas to all my foes, I forgot to mention before, Islander will be back in 2008

toyinrayo:
@Islander
thank you. . . am sure going to have me a merry Christmas. esp, since am traveling.

you have a merry christmas and stay out of trouble. . .no fighting on Christmas day o. leave the stress of nairaland behind. . .lol
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année et que Dieu vous bénisse ces temps de fêtes : Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and may God bless you this holiday season

toyin baby,
NOTHING can make me spoil my Christmas, especially since I will be home with family and friends, I will be having a blast wouldn't remember NL until the stress of 2008 really kicks in .

Merry Christmas to you too dear and do save some food for me ooo,

@Moody,
Thanks baby, you know your Island mama loves you to bit

Let me take this opportunity as well to extend Season Greetings to all my Nairaland friend and foes as well. May this season be filled with glad tidings and may the reason for this season be celebrated.

My prayers for you guys in this coming  new, is that may God find favour with you all and grant you the desires of your heart,

Moodylady and Cute ass, awwwwwwww. my 2 baby sisters. I love uno bad bad( even when we are fighting,   

Pataki my buddy, well I know we have the "warppest" relationship on earth, Fighting this moment then laughing the next, Variety is the spice of life, and why our relationship is so damn special, all the haters can go eat shit,

Debo, well you know how it goes between us, BUt we are still pals and that's the most important thing, You understand my craziness,

Chiogo, Ronnie and PTBnaija, you girls are just wonderful, Always looking out for your Island mama, 

Coco my cous, what can I say?? hmmmmmmmmmmm. even the devil dressed in Prada cannot destroy BLood,    .love you girl,

Ayefele aka Star, even though I wish to strangle you at times, you still crack me up, Enjoy your Christmas shining Bobo,

TOH, well we have had our ups and downs, but at the end of the day, i must admit you are indeed a very cool person. Happy holidays to you as well,

Almondjoy, my Sex therapist    , I know my husband is going to thank you for more than one thing   

Siena, how can I forget you? You are the rain on my umbrella,

Tafari my mentor, you  are such a good soul, May all your dreams become realites this coming year,

Dr. Ferlie, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, my other insaned half, even though you abandoned me in the middle of mating season, I still have love for you oo, 

Kula shaker, 2old4that, Crazykid, Jaybaby, ,,Haven't seen you guys around for a while. Pray all is well, My love to you as well,

Ralvy and Busta, the 2 newest members to my Limited NL family, God bless, love you to bits

And how can I go without mentioning my  JACKAL,    , ermmmmmmmm. I will reserve your comments for       . Just promise to stay under my Umbrella,    Enjoy yo Christmas yo hear me buoy, I will be bringing back black cake, sorrel beer and 99% over-proof for you,

To all my other peeps here, FELIZ Na vidad,       

cumpleanos Feliz, may you live to see many more.

BTW, why are you making a thread to wish you a Happy birthday? lol,

mrpataki:
Thinking never judge a book by its cover. Thinking I never knew I could know Islander to be a lovely person behind all the nairaland charade you puts on the forum.

shhhhhhhhhhhhh. papi, only the chosen few get to experience this

!@topic

Thinking about my Acoustics finals and whether or NOt my Filtering device would be choosen to be displayed at the MOMA,

Amen to that Papi

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Thinking about roti, pelau, the beach, Mama, my cats, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,can't wait to land,

Nikey girl

Thank God for favours, and for wonderful friends, and for that special person ( you know who you are )

9 days before I see my mama and go scuba diving again, yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

ronnie-slimz:
i have got a 9c cousin hurr wiff moi



wdyh?

I have a "cut-ass" for you, , Where have you been?

@topic
I have a swollen thumb, WDYH?

Papi you are up? LOL, we have gist to yab, give your wifey a buzz when you can//

PS, Don't mind cowards come on at the wee hours of the morning then disappears,

I am going to the shower, buzz me like in 15,

"so gone" by Monica,

Moody what are you doing up

Moody you went to bed leaving me to count sheep, eh? LOL,

I am the Empress who have them devising plans only to laugh at their asses later, LOL

I am the dearie who has them fooled, LOL, US dem want to come oo, I ginne die oo,

I am the sleepy Princess, heading under my covers on my Ashley's, see ya moody, slleep tight

OgidiBoy:
@ Islander,

Excuse me for being nosey, but I'm bored out of my mind, can you please tell us who this liar is.

It's ok we all need to be nosey once in a while,

The liar is one long neck, australian bird, but don't be dismayed she works with others, They are bi-sexual among other things,

Batch of losers,

chiogo:
@Islander, miss u too, boo

@topic, missin' all my nairaland homies. y'all know urselves

Miss you baby (just got home, am tired about to sleep)

How have you been sweetie?

Missing NL notorious bare faced liar, That bitch has just ignited WWIII

MoOdYLaDy:
Thinking some people are no what we think they are

Thinking these are lesson people needs to learn from, never trust people

Thinking it's so freaking Cold oh, damn am hungry sef

Thinking i dey miss my cute-ass oh

Thinking Islander these are what makes life interesting, so chill lady

LFAO, yes my dear, But guess what? Bitch still has nothing on me ( u know what I mean )

She will forever be a liar, I will pray until I am hoarse. Her days shall be bitter and full of sorrows.

She will be the trench in her husbands house, ( notice I said Husbands )

She will have sleepless nights, and miserable days, Amen!!!

@Arnold, Islander is a Diva and she looks every part,

i ban you

ROFLMSAO,

I am the DIVA who lies cannot penetrate, I will die,

I am the DIVA who sinks bitches and exposes them to the public,

I am laughing so hard right now, see how the chicken running to complain as if Islander cares,

I am the one who has all the dirt on their asses, (TOH Needs to see the YIM that was created to lure Information from her to give to me) LOL,

I am the Ghost who will torment them forever,

mrpataki:
Thinking when did you start rapping?

, His album will soon be out I heard,

@topic

Thinking where did Papa Unemplyed and his band wagon of nitwits, street- walkers, low-lives, under-achievers and jobless babas go