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I wish Ronnie was still here


I wish True talk will continue to speak the truth

Industrious g.al

Thinking why the hell would I need to create a fake ass email to prove how rotton I am,

Thinking how the hell can I repeat something that I was NEVER told

Thinking why the hell can't some of us just move on without moi, Am I ganja? LOL

Thinking how good it feels to have rid myself of NL thrash and thrashers, feels damn good.

Thinking about 2008 and all my aspirations and dreams,

Thinking about Christmas with Mama, I cannot wait. My cats are so lucky to have a Momma like moi

Thinking Land Rover or Escalade, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. T, Help!!! ROFLMSAO,

Siena:
Today, I'm missing,

1) Onyii
2) Juicy
3) Milo
4) Efuah
5) Fox
6) Sandra
7) Eglaxton
Creamish
9) Ne4real
10) Geegee
11[b]) Islander[/b]
12) Simibrazil

LOL, Well you know "HATER-PROOF" misses you too baby, ( where is my Almond? Release her ooo, abeg)

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Missing my little sis Moodylady, we had a blast

Chiogo

Ronnie darling

Acid

Ferlie

Mr. Pataki( haven't seen or heard from you in a while Papi

and all those who are still having migraines all because of moi , kisses for you all even though I despise you all with a passion,

ANd missing my husband T, loving can never done, even when the devil and her advocates plan schemes,

Jackal:
@ Islander,

Snakes and rats at it again?
[b]Those buncha sexual-deviants will do anything to bring u down.
They have a new posse known as THE ASSOCIATION OF MENTAL-HANDIC[/b]APS.
Keep ya head up and shoot anything that moves . . . . .no exceptions.

ROFLMFSAO, Too bad they don't have what it takes to mingle with an Island cutie like moi, I will eat them up, then spit them out, Bunch of nitwits.

It's a pity, They waste so much time discussing me, and less time job hunting,

Islander is NL Hitler, so they better be on their guard, LOL

LOL, Jackal boss looked all over for you,

Now the snakes and rats have gone from stealing passwords to constructing false emails. Those mangy mongrels just wouldn't take a hint, Bunch of jobless baboons.

First I was Jaynie sending them YIM's, now one of my "friends" sent them emails. Gosh! bitches and jobless clowns just won't let up.

ISLANDER doesn't need fake username or fake friends to reap havoc, It's innate assholes,

@Gamine, cheer up missy

Dame,

Na Wa, I am so sorry for you. Honestly. I pity the cracked-up village she goat who delivered you.

Lard buoy, so you also have a reading comprehension handicap/, hmmmmmm.

Please you are now NL laughing stock, after assuming Star's place, Kudos to you, maybe your pallys here can bake you a cake in celebration,

$$$$$ calling, let me take care of my business. That internet cafe owner surely doing great business all because of you, How dumb, ( shhhhh. I have a beat up lappy I no longer use. Maybe I will ask my charity to donate it to you,

Coco don't mek me knock u out all in the name of blood
You know Mama would disown me if I return home with a monkey as a son-in-law,

Na Wa why are you trembling? Lol, Now your secret is out you fruity gay,

LOL, Yes they have my picture, didn't you know? You should have asked your earlier poster, the jobless one who was doing your earlier postings. Ask him why he is so depressed? I ginne die. LOl.

Anyway jobless bum, Islander has work to do. Check back on Monday goat, Sunday is my sabbath too.

Ok, I give up, no use trying to educate a goat, numb skull, no brain.

Na Wa one last try,
My dear mom is NOT yours, Please don't mix them up. Mine is the one who waited until she was ready for marriage before f.ucking around with eveything that crawls.
Your ( egg donor) mom is the one who started screwing since she was 4. Well that was after her own father raped her. Gosh! Boy your whole family is f.ucked up,

LOL, travel to where? LOL, You don't even own a birth certificate, muchless a Passport. ( I know all about the runnings there)

And please please learn to spell. I refuse to correct your atrocious spellings. It's so unattractive for a grown ass mongrel like you. I can only imagined what the other monkeys in your family look like. Then again, I am yet to see Monkeys produce angels,

I had saved some turkey bones for you but buried it instead. You are not worthy to even partake of my left overs, he goat

@Samix as long as you are nothing like Batty buoy Na Wa and his jobless crew, sure, why NOT?

@ Na Wa Kibbles n bits are more nutritious than garri and pure water( your daily food)

I wish you would desist from molesting little boys.

I wish you would stop having sex with animals, its a SIN, You shameless baboon,

I wish you would have taken school more seriously, your life would have turned out so much better.

I wish I used to harbour low-lives like you in my circle, Too bad. Nowget over your infatuation because Islander does nOT associate with lives like you, too bad go look for your type( you won't have to look too far, they are all around you, those who associate with you.
Birds of the same feather, flock together,

Na Wa Gosh, Jungle puppy who taught you English? Is the education system in Nigeria so terrible? Damn, Look goat if you wish to exchange words with me, at least you can learn how to construct simple sentence. It's not heart surgery, even Seun does it.

It was rather confusing as to why you were so obsessed with orphans and mothers, then I had a talk with one of your Nlder friends and they confirmed my greatest fear.
My God I am so sorry to hear, now I understand why my dear mother has been such a headache for you.

So your teenage mom was going on to her 5th bastard and decided to drop yourass off at the door of the Egwi who later dropped you off at the Catholics so your ass is experiencing what psychologists call "Affection deprivation" as a result you live a lie by projecting your lonely life as that of others. Que las ti ma feo el nino,

Now why don't you get help. Maybe you can ask a pastor or even the Baba's you people like to consult, LOL,

Na Wa I am sorry for you. Gosh! Life has dealt you an unfair hand. ROFLMSFAO,
Too bad the first 2 years of a child's life are crucial. If they miss out of that affection from aprents it has been proven that they grow up to become , Hmmmm Na Was of society. No wonder why your ass is so f.ucked up,

Thank God you are miles way, next thing I know I have a compulsive stalker. I would have blown your bighead off bush monkey,

Now let me sleep some more on my bed ( yes a bed not a mat) asshole,

Oh! I have spoken to some guys in your village. They are planning on getting me a pic of you in action ( sucking d.icks that is) can't wait to post it here,
I told you Never to mess with an Islander, I will expose you all,

I see your stink ass is eiher suffering from the effects of Malaria ( after all your mud hut is infested so many mostiquoes, any surpirzed) or its obvious your birdbrain just isn't functioning, as usual.

OH, My Precious mom, The respectable lady of valour. The stalwart, OPPS, Wished I could have said the same about your no-teeth, charcoal, hedious monkey, cow-breasts of a mother.

BTW Santa promised to repay her for helping him coining the jingle " HO HO HOK, You see, it was after she (your she goat mama) was done sucking Santa, his elfs, Rudolph and crew, that Santa came up with that now famous jingle, HO HO HO! To your mAma Na Wa. Poor child, No surprize why your life is so messed up.

And goat stop using your Naira by going to the internet cafe. Save it to rebuild that delapidated thrash house you and your other 10 siblings have been sharing. It's high time you people move on to something more livable. Gosh! I am still amazed how so many of you are able to find shelter in there. I can only imagine the many skin rashes, sore eyes, and other infectious diseases that are prevalent in that "death trap"

It's Saturday PIG, I have to hit the Mall, Yes I need to go spend some of the fruits of my Labour( after I am done cashing in at work)

PS, Islander the Diva will be the cause of your demise goat. I told you as of now, watch your back, I have cause NL to crumple once, who are you so I cannot track you down bug $150US I can pay some desperate guy in Lagos to take care of you. LOL, Now scummy get back to your yam digging, Christmas is soon approaching.

Hollandis go suck on that balls you have grown used too, birdbrain, ( Just saw your earlier post, who cares about what you wish?)

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Ronnie baby, the haters just keep on coming. LOL. If only they knew how much I am NOT affected by none entities, Gosh! They would save themselves some energy.

I wish Ronnie a blessed weekend and that Dapsy would NOT meddle my little sis in any way,

Sammy?

muy feo,

An allergic reaction to ignorance, that's what I have right now

Na Wa NL ant, I made a mental note somewhere to ignore bats like you, however, I am bored right now so here goes.

Stop mentioning my name in your stinkass mouth. If you cannot afford dental floss, use thread. If you cannot afford proper toothpaste, use arrowroot,
Now when you are done cleaning that latrine of a mouth move on to scrubbing your armpit with yellow limes and salt. You smell terribly, it is becoming a hazard to the environment.

Now mongrel ( I'm the pitbull) get back to eating shit( that's what Mongrel does, for you are the lowest class of dogs)

@moondust if Aproko entails being intuned with your "surroundings", and alert, then by all means, YES!!!!

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Missing the B guys, every last one ofr them. The males in my family ROCK!!!!

@Justcool,
Let me first thank you from the bottom of my heart for such beautiful words of wisdom. I pray that Christiandom become overpopulated with more people of your calibre, rather than the many halfbaked fakes that parade around quoting scriptures but not walking the walk. Having said all that, I prmise you that I will live up to my word. I have made it my mantra for the coming year and I am endeavouring to make it happen.

May the good Lord grant you your heart's desire. May you become His temple and May He use you to bring others to him. Be Blessed, stay blessed and take care of you.

Grace and Peace bro!!!

Saddest day of my life was that Tuesday night when my Hero, my dad, went to bed and never woke up


Happiest day was when I found out I didn't have to remove my tonsils after all,

I wished you hadn't left so soon, I had a turkey leg for you

ibkaye:
Valerie - Amy Winehouse & Mark Ronson

Same sentiments here, I am loving that song so real "bad"

I am not too good when it comes to making new year resolutions, however, I pray that 2008 will be my break-through year among other things. I also pray that God will continue to prune me into that sweet lady he gave to Mr & Mrs J. and that I will start to walk away from fights on NL, even when I am being provoked. Amen!

teetee2:
thx Neelsel. Av been using clear essence maxitone for very long time, just of recent i notice stretch mark, dark patches and my skin is now having wrinkles. When i wanted to use Mary Kay cream my friend told me its very expensive and not really brings out the best result. As a lady i need to look radiant with glowing skin like a model. Advice me on good cream to use that will make me lighter a little (as fair in complexion)

Sorry dear, since the Judas boss of Nairaland banned Neelsel I hardly check my previous posts under that guise.  Honestly, the brand of a product doesn't determine its potential.  Over the years I have personally found that much of the cheaper brands work much better than many of these over-priced, brand names.

Depending on your skin type you should choose products that are befitting. If you have dry skin products rich in oil are very essential in keeping the skin lubricated.  If on the other hand you have oily skin then you would want to use products that do not have an oily base.

Mary Kay has an excellent cream called "Age defining Moisturizer",  It is just the very best.  If you cannot afford it here are few simple tips that would and could reap similar results.

1. Wash face at least twice per day.  Use some form of astringent( you can make your own by using some diluted rubbing alcohol)

2. Moisturize twice per day as well.  The way to ensure healthy skin is to feed it daily with nutrients.

3. Be mindful of your diet. What you put into your body will show externally.  Drink lots of water, it helps to flush the system, cleaning away any impurities.

4. NEVER go to bed wearing make up. Make up clog pores.  If your pores are clogged, they cannot "breathe".

5. Once or twice per month, mix some oatmeal and honey and give yourself a facial. Trust me the results are as good as going to any spas.

6. Last but not least, Purchase and use the brand of make up that you can afford. Make sure you choose the correct shade.  The price of the make up does NOT matter. It's the way you wear it that really counts. ( NO ONE is going to scape it off your face to examine if it"s MAC or Cover girl,
Secret, I had a function to attend and was running late. Driving to the place I remembered I had no make up, so I stopped at a local pharmacy to get something.  My choice was limited so I opted for a Revlon. Trust me dear, it was the best choice I have ever made.  I still use all my other high priced cosmetics, but NONE can compare to my Revlon, shhhhh, 

Not yet,

U?

It is coming great, Moodylady is busy in the kitchen cooking up a storm

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Well not in a long time.

WWTLT you had a very bad migraine?

moondust:
missin ma lady

Which one?

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Missing my soldier, ONE and ONLY warrior T

Last year ( my 6 cats are all home with )

You?

tayoccu:
I'm thinking why is sir stalker (na wa) so obsessed with islander?

I"m thinking why do ladies complain @ that time of the month, and go crazy when the thing is late or missing?

Maybe you can help him cure himself of moi

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Thinking about my Jaloff rice that Moodylady is busy in the kitchen preparing for moi ,

Thinking how I am going to have my 2nd official Nigerian dish and cannot wait to devour it,

Thinking how my house is about to be filled with the most mis-behaving humans on the planet ( but I love them all the same)

Thinking why did I agree to work tomorrow instead of going "Black Friday" shopping,

Hey baby ,

I wish you a blessed day( have to run, It's Thanksgiving, so the turkey is being slaughtered ) Enjoy the rest of your day darlin

na wa:
thinking islander is a bag full of sh*t

I see your uglyass is obsessed with me. Then again, how can I blame you. You are so used to seeing those monkeys in your family, it's just natural that you react this way//

PS>> Today is Thanksgiving, and unfortunately I have friends and family over. But come back tomorrow gutter rat, I will be up and ready,

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Thinking how lovely it was to hear my T's voice this morning.

Thinking it wasn't that bad even though Moodlady thought I was going to chicken out