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tek it easy mon, nah mek no dede buoy or gal com test yo, tel dem ah na weak heart dis yo no, cha

Did that years ago in secondary school, dad found it, the rest they is history



WWTLT you had a divine intervention??

crazykid:
https://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/101.gif

ROFLMAO, Now why is my Crazy red now??

What you know about diving?? ( btw I sent you something at yahoo, )



@topic
WWTLT you went to a circus?

Awwww, the date is over? So soon ,

@topic I am too busy,


WWTLT you went diving?

Free:
I wish We wudnt be friends, i like trouble

( shh, see why I like you?)

crazykid:
I wish you all know we're friends https://www.websmileys.com/sm/fam/fam21.gif

WORD,

@ronnie

Free:
I wish You didnt think You cud beat me

Free

Omo Eko:
why can't we all get along

ROFLMAO, So Sis when did you get baptise, Last night??

I wish Crazy would listen to my pal Ronnie and give Free over to me. Let me show how ass-whipping is done in the Islands

Omo why are you lonely, missing Snoopy?


WWTLT you lost a loved one?

Free:
I wish neel would bak off before i eeerm,

before you what?

@ Crazy I wish you would allow to whip Free's butt

Free:
I Wish I cud play u like a guitar

Free you are dead

@Somze

You asking for donation? wonders shall never cease,

@PTH I am stepping out for a bit.  If you need me, you know where to find me oo. BTW, Have to give you gist about that old goon and what he tried to do. TTYL


@Pataki,
Go take care of your date. What kind a yeye girl be dat, eh? Who goes and a date with someone who doesnt give them their undivided attention??
If you behave a good boy, if may ask PTH to drop by with me when I come to Naija

Nope I work privately,

U?

Really??


TPBM has chicken pox

@Pataki did you ask PTH for permission?

@Somze


@Pataki

@Pataki,
I will be here, just buzz( have a few errands to run, but I will be back)

@PTH, ( Mama said she has Ginger beer and Black cake for you too )

@Mishoo, it's cool.

@Pataki, I hope you foot the bill and don't feel the need to use the bathroom just as the bill comes around


@PTH, you know I don't cheat

somze:
*Comes in shakes head at what he sees*

Are u guys friends now?

Rhatid dis buoy nar change tal tal

@Pataki,
I like the suspense, Muki knows me, PTH knows me, ( I can name a lot more who have seen me) So believe whom you wish to.

mrpataki:
@ Islander,
Could I see what you look like?

Ask PTH

PTH:
what thinkest thou?  

i'm still crying over my peleau and island tour.  

@ moondust, errr islander is cute.

LMAO, Well Mama said the Peleau thingy can be worked out, But the Ministerial position is being comtemplated,

@Pataki, Leave My PTH alone oo,

mrpataki:
I don't blow my horns, peeps on Nairaland dread me for my tongue
I[b] have been known for not accomodating stupidity a breathing space on this forum.

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WELCOME to my world

mrpataki:
@ moondust,
Please could you send the pix to my inbox2? Would love to see it

Don't tell me you would stoop so low, when all you had to do was ask ,

moondust:
now u're being ridiculous, I saw your pics, believe it or not and girl u UGLY pass shit! Dont worry I know the real story of what happened when u and your gals saw my pic, some wet themselves from desire, i totally understand. so don't go around hatin all the good looking peeps on Nairaland just because u're 3ft tall with a face like a monkey that just tasted lime. we totally understand how u feel, so don't take it out on us ok?

ROFLMAO,
Now I am really convinced you are deluded, I cannot laugh anymore. Stop ranting how my beautiful looks dog and bring proof. You sound like a dejected puppy who's slut of a mom refused to suckle it,

And No my friends and I don't roll with ugly people, We have class and taste, Again, did my petite physique meddled with your sense of reasoning? Awww, relax, I do have that effects on others,

Pataki, are u insaned pops? No NO I meant I do love to tongue lash people. Don't go blowing that rusty horn of yours just yet

And why are you so obsessed with my sex life jare??Nosey leave me o abeg

@Moondust , I grew up in a loving family, shut your stink trap up, and leave me and Somze to play,


TPBM is a dunce

@Pataki,
tongue lashing just happens to be one of my favourite past times.  And why hide what you did from your supposedly date? LEt her see your entire side, That's why relationships fail, too many pretenders. That's where we differ jare. Ask my friends they will tell you, I don't pretend, what you see is what you get,

LOL. YOu care? Awwwwww, how sweet. Fortunately, my dad did an excellent job in that department, and so too my brothers. So i am not easily flattered.

Omo Eko:
@islander
Craze dey worry u oh am calling your mother now to tell her she's going to have smelly grandbabies

, she won't believe ya,