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Omo Eko:
I thank God my twin is now feeling better glory be to God

Not quite yet my dear, I am just tired of laying up in this damn bed with all these gadgets, so I am taking a break, And where best to do that than "Comedy Central NL"??


Thank God I can sit up again without the tears,

I can play cricket well

The only parts of chicken that I eat are the neck and the butt,

I am addicted to seafood

I used to be a tomboy until I turned 11yrs and that woman convinced my mom to send me to modeling school

I love sailing the high seas,

I can laugh for 20mins straight without ceasing,

I thank God for SALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fear has its use but cowardice has none.

Thank God for my parents, They worked their asses off for us to live comfortably,

a good folly is worth whatever you pay for it,

I am always afraid of a fool, one cannot be sure if he/she is not a knave

Thank God for borders, tunnels and other illegal ports of entries,

Thank God Jaybaby is back

Thank God for makers of PEPSI, yippeeeee

Noah and Chole,

Meet me on 56th and Park Ave in 10 mins, or else I am gone,

Omo Eko:
Thank Gos she is so i can get some peace

You meant it the other way around?? ,

Thank God for doctors and nurses,

And great friends, Omo wey yo dey

Cuteass come to my YIm,

I can play the piano very well

Omo Eko:
Miss all my loves ones

coming right back at you baby

Missing cuteass as well and mukina, I miss ferlie too, I must admit, And all the other cases that make my job so much easier, Islander luv uno bad bad bad, nuff respect!!!

I noticed all the ugly people have now congregated together, WOW, Nice, I likey,

@Chiefoh, once again, you need to stop making a mockery of yourself, Don't let me spill the beans here on Nairaland and send you into retirement now.

@Kula, leave Davidylan alone.  He spoke the truth.  Why not call a spade a spade . Kula you are the crazy one

@Davidylan, man desist from offering any explanation.  As we say ah yard "u didn't lef yo mouth in a yo mumma" Speak the truth brother.

@Esss, I am still awaiting my facial treatments( although honestly I really don't need them )

Star if you have been paying any attention it would have occured to you that I have been ignoring you for the past couple of days, Now join forces with the multitude, because You more than any other Nlder knows that I could care less.

You and your morbid crew chose the wrong night though, I have more serious matters to attend to right now.

But I am off tomorrow, so why not buzz me when any of you are ready to rumble,

@ferlie, what is my username doing on your profile id??

Dr Ferlie:
madam Islander, una welcome o

, Lazy day, while I was away noticed Niaraland #1 most wasteful "wife Knife, came out to play, i will be back"

@babyosisi waste of Holy Matrimony,

Please, abeg, make up your confused mind. I thought you said you know npthing of me, yet you came back and proudly stated that my siblings are supposedly not in befitting careers, Big ass liar. I read last where you posted on one thread that you are a stay at home housewife, all of a sudden you are a "doctor". Maybe you can fool the masses here, but this this well learnt Island girl,

No smelly, ugly monkey. I told you some time ago, marriage is not one of my top priorities.  After seeing how you have treated it as an excuse to be seen "as righteous" I have declined the many offers.

You jungle puppy from Akawa,  You came here without an invitation, now you are crying foul.  Look you waste of wedding vows, stop spending all that time on Nairaland and spend it making that old man's last days on earth rewarding,  YOu know how old people die fast out west.

And desist from parading yourself around the Nairaland as Miss goodytwo shoes, because you are NOT. NO GOOD GIRL would sleep with their teacher/professor.  I am not doubtful that he does have a great career, afterall your type are known "gold diggers", So stay at home, always on your computer, just make sure his meals are prepared. It is very strenuous out there working your ass off only to come home and a no-good wife is sitting around her computer.

The profession that you are dreaming about, listen up dumbo, my eldest sister has been one for decades. I have seen her come home and literally drag herself into her bed.  Unlike you "Dr. Shitface" who seems to have so much free time on your guilty hands for Nairaland,

Forget about the medication, I have enough,  You see I only use them when I have to deal with "rubber tires" like yourself.  And again,let me inform you as I did your peers, My PARENTS did an excellent job so none of us needed to sell our bodies for a better life out WEST,

If I were you I would start spending more time with "Deck Deck", before another of his student becomes you.  Remember how he got you now,

I am stepping out for a few, but PLEASE come back and let me hear what other Make belief story you have come up with tar baby,

omogenaija:
well @ least u know that there is something wrong with u
this topic is too funny

well I take my prozac and my other drugs,

I am out for real man, only have a few more hours to "burn" my eyes,

While I am away be a good girl, or else

omogenaija:
@ islander

so not only r u an online thug but your also sick ??
nice combo , keep up the typing ,
its nice to always have someone nairaland memeber to laugh @ when i come on

crazy,,that's the right substitute baby

Adios, hasta la manana,

Buenos noches "waste of labour pain", I have a full day ahead, yes dear contrary to popular belief I do have a job and a respectable one as well. (unlike the fake so called doctors here ))

Make sure you buzz me later so we can continue this, I told you I don't need drugs to get high while there is a "place" called Nairaland,

One last word at advise Poodle, next time you Pitbull out ah road relaxing, don't go barking at her now, or else you may get bitten ,


PS. Too bad my brothers are ALL taken or I may have said, oppps, sorry they like girls on the lighter side too, We all have something in common,

Now tata baby,, and remember to take that pacifier to bed with you. I told you the thumb sucking is bad for your teeth. Remember you don't have insurance now, Bye

omogenaija:
LMAO which tears ? u mean the tears from me laughing @ all the shit u typed ?
silly bitch i told u that i don't take all this back and forth nairaland thuggin shit seriously
now ms. nairaland thug u just made my point bout u not having a life , thank you
and its funny how u can comment on what i would have possessed like u know me , and being that u don't know me thats y u type all those funny things

asi Asi, you under achiever, Ebonics is not my speciality so I am getting tired of having to ask your peers for translation, Man let me send you dictionary. It is obvious you didn't post a few of those last posts ( thought you had me fooled eh?) dunce,

Anyway my eyes are closing jare, but rest assured that if you get out of line again, I shall be back,

PS, Please try another strategy, the bitch, ho, slut thingy isn't working. Let me advise you as I did many of your kind here, words like those have no effects on moi . My brothers trained me well. Islander is no 'weakheart" Now go and say your prayers and hit your bed before your other siblings take your spot, I heard sharing a Twin size bed with three other pickins is not an easy task,

omogenaija:
nairaland thug , if u mom had an effect on me i would be a slut online thug just like u
i think u should be doing the repenting
and please continue to type , online thug , type

Ok stale mate, let me wipe your tears,
Now if oNLY momma had you for her daughter, two things I know for sure you would have possessed---beauty and intelligence,

Sleep Mama sleep, You did an excellent job. You are simply the best!!!

omogenaija:
girl don't let the internet fool u and stop making a fool out of your username
and sluts and bitches do exist in your family , your mom half slut and bitch and u take after her

abeg ms. online thug continue to type your nonsense

My momma really has an effect on you I see. I told you pages ago, it's not too late to become someone like her, Just repent goat,

omogenaija:
babyosisi i feel u and i understand the proverb ,
but like i said earlier this is all a joke to me , its not real everyone on nairaland knows me
and if someone steps to me i have to respond and i'm not taking any of what islander says personally its all a joke
and who knows she probably conducting a study thats why she created her internet thug personality

I cannot stop laughing, Are you for real heifer Go back and show me where I meddled you monkey,

babyosisi:
omogenaija,if you could speak Igbo,I would have given you a proverb but let me attempt it in English.
They said if a lunatic tears off your clothing and you decide to pursue him,onlookers would have a hard time differentiating the looney from the sane one.
I hope I made sense

Even Jesus told his disciples that certain demons can only be cast out by much prayer and fasting.
I have read your posts prior to this and this is not you.
Please my sister take a deep breathe and do the right thing.
Anyone reading these posts may mistake you for the cuckoo one.
You have more class than that.

Welcome madame "old sperm"

I just knew you couldn't resist my trap, I have been anxiously waiting for you to abandon that poor old man in his bed for some action, Now don't retreat in the name of "ladylikeness"

Let me show you how crazy I am,  And while you are praying, Remember to say one for sinning by screwing your professor for a green card,
I just love it when people like you come out of NO WHERE and decide to get personal, Did you even read what transpired??

No waste of womanhood, You didn't, So bring your saned uglyass and come mingle with this fine crazy islander//

omogenaija:
damn slut, u care bout so much that your timing how long it takes me to type a message ? damn girl your taking this nairaland thug thing to seriously, if u don't stop i will call the cops and then u know they will bring u back to your island
and what material of urs did i use ?
bitch your useless , stupid , and lifeless , continue typing , continue typing

The cops only deport illegal aliens like the boat full of you who sold all your goats to come, And how many times do  I have to tell you that "sluts' and "bitches" do not exsist in my family, Go check your family tree, trust me I am sure when you are through you would be changing your last name jare,

ONE LAST time, we DO NOT abandon our islands to over-populate others, Instead we come for positive reasons then return,

babaluku:
hmmmm, time watcher, omg, but that aint the point now, islnder am sure if u were to have a kid @ 18 am sure u old enough to be OMOGE mum, men try to act grwon, quit the anger and let go

Yes popsicle, Ok so she's turning 4 and I made her in my early twenties?

omogenaija:
thanks for the energy that u have used on me already
my point is u made nairaland your life , if not y come back with a different ID if your banned ? why not just say away ?
and ms. nairaland thug u don't do shit for me ,
good luck with your "research" trashy slut

OMG, You took exactly 15 mins 23secs to compose that thrash??
Damn you should have stayed in school instead of "playing" with the senior boys in the toilet,

I came back for morons like you, And hard ass, stone brain, I "Need" NL for my research, but I promise to donate something back to the forum when I hit it big,

Omoge, fart box, come back with something more sustantial, I am becoming tired of you using all my recyled materials,

omogenaija:
bitch i'm not using my mouth , its just typing
and so telling your research has to do with being an internet thug ? creating mutliple accounts ? and typing up a life that u want to live but can't because u spend all your welfare on drugs ?

Ok,, bat no more energy on an empty barrel, I suggest you go back to school. You are a disgrace to Nigeria. I have befriended a few over the years here, and so far they seem very intelligent,

One more time, unlike the many cowards here who create multi ids to vent their anger, Islander was created since mopey banned Neelsel. And if you were able to read and comprehend then you would have seen everywhere i have posted using Islander, I have told people it's Neelsel, So wormy what's your point??

And one last time, welfare is not becoming in my culture. Too bad I have to work my ass off to pay taxed so Liabilities like yourself can enjoy the fruits of the West,

Now baboon git,

omogenaija:
why do u have to come to nairaland when u can all the research in your family ?
girl again i have to tell u - a nairaland life isnt a real life

Oh lard, bombo cloth, ok why am I even reply this non skull?

It's obvious dummy, it I had them there, then NL would have never been on my radar,

Now bat, if you have nothing sustantial to say, cierra la boca sucia ( shut your stinking mouth)

To bad the members of my family don't like 'black", under-achievers, or else maybe just maybe,

omogenaija:
don't tell me bout your dad , i knew him very well
and he was right your mom should have aborted u
stupid child , and please try to get a real life , nairaland isnt everything

LOLOLOLOLOL, Abortions, ke,

We have ALL made mama proud, No my Mama has values so abortion isn't her thing,,,muppet,

Again I have a real life, and NL is where I come to get research on low lives like you. So when I am ready to do my cases I wouldn't need to go interview some junkie or prostitute on the street, when there are tons roaming freely here,

omogenaija:
silly bitch , i don't care ,
please continue to type all that shit that u can't talk

Asshole it's obvious I won't speak it through your lice infested ass, so the typing would have to do for now,

And "bitch"? Isnt't that the nicknames the Egwi gave your mom after she slept with him for pounded yam and garriSuch a shame,

omogenaija:
don't worry u will soon be able to go ask him bout me

and sorry that u life is the way it is

My life is great "birdbrain", Perfect if I may add. Daddy worked hard so that we can now live like princesses and princes,

I had my coffee today, so please don't go soft on me now, I hate men with "pussies" instead of "balls"