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omogenaija:
island this is all fun , sorry that i'm not like u that takes nairaland seriously  , all this is internet and its all funny ass hell to me

Speak for yourself slowpoke,
It was blood for me, I just enjoy flexing my tongue muscles on scabs like you,

word of advise, you have now earned yourself a spot in my "black book of Nairalanders"  Oh! I just love recruiting candidates for my book,

omogenaija:
islander the only person that ever slept with me was your dad , and like i said earlier , his d!ck was golden
and what your dad and i use to do all night long gave him a son your half brother

and islander please , nairaland isnt real and take the warning  , watch what u say before things start happening to u

No my dad(RIP) had class, He wouldn't have looked at you if you came covered in Platinum under your birthday suit,

Too late now to retreat heifer, PLEASE abeg, finish up what you started, I don't appreciate chickens, especially those who came out of their pens without being summoned,

No nothing won't happen to me, I am well covered,

omogenaija:
i'm angry , i'm having fun - this is nothing but a joke to me
y would i let someone's typing make me angry ? all this isnt real its jsut internet

Please turtle drop this psychological approach, You are not having fun, I can see your chest heaving with shame, Now it's not too late to turn your sorrowful, non productive life around, REPENT,

omogenaija:
so u know your pretending to be what u want to be , but can never be it
all i see is a internet thug that types things that she wont dare say to anyone's face
and i'm sorry that u don't have a life and since u consider nairaland a life let me tell u something ITS NOT !!

Now I am rolling over, If you truly knew Neelsel all this rubbish you have been posting here wouldnt even have escaped that swallow pea you have the audacity of calling  a brain,

Neelsel is very blunt, takes no prisoners, And yes I am not one of your pretensive crew member, I say what I mean and mean what I say,

Now again, as I was saying, You need to stop selling your body. Didnt they teach you in sunday school, that your body is the temple of the Lord .

Anyway make sure you douch regurlarly, I heard your type stinks,

@babu, what seems to be your problem

@acid, yes I am,

omogenaija:
the love-vendor that fired your mom wants u to replace her

Dum Dum, how many times must I tell you prostitution isnt in our culture, Please the Europeans are tired of you and your other Edos, spoiling the good name of the continent,

My mom is peacefully resting in her bed, listening to the sounds of the waves crashing against the rocks,

And I won't explain again, why Prostitution isn't in our genes, I hate slow learners,

omogenaija:
honey , i pity your life , it must be hard pretending to be what u can't ever be , one day your going to type the wrong thing which will blow your cover
and leave the crack alone , it wont solve your problems

No No, a liar has no memory, just like you and your bunch of monkeys, Everytime I meet one of your type it's either their father is a Chief or their mother a lawyer,
And again " stinking crocth" I have a great life, thus my reason for being very comfortable, No covers here to blow mongrel, What you see is exactly what you get,

omogenaija:
life is your biggest enemy , and if y mom was trained so well , why didnt she train u ? your nothing but trash and keep on typing  !!! simpleton

Yes Bat, she trained me how to deal with nonentities like you, You gutter rat, now crawl up in your bug infested brass bed and start thinking how you can better yourself,
Remember the West is NOT all about hustling "ripoff pocket books" "braiding hair" and"pirating Nollywood movies"

omogenaija:
so thats y u work the day shift ?
well your uncle told me that he still picks your mom up @ night

poor child, lo siento muy feo la nina,

My mom I told you is a Stalwart in her town, something that the "Over grown heifer" who carried you can never be, even if she was f.uck Obasanjo,

tafari:
omogeand islander, plz stop this!!!

No Tafari grab your popcorn and pepsi or coke, your choice,

Let me teach this "sweat shop ho" not to meddle with bumblebees,

omogenaija:
yea i checked your profile , seems to me like u have split personality disorder , and its nice to know that your watching me on nairaland

and yes i knew your daddy as well , i loved it when he use to work my pussy all night long , may his golden d!ck rest in perfect peace , o yea your half brother looks just like him

LMAO miss nairaland thug your really making my night , u will make more money doing comedy then 2 cents u get from fucking your everyone on your island

seems like comprehension is one of your biggest enemies, Ok let me try to break it down for you dunce, In my islands the gloried USD$1 is a mere $2.60EC. In other words we live very comfortably, thus the need to sell sex does not exsist, Now unlike you where, the USD is glorified, then pussy for sale seems to be the order of the day,
No my handsome brothers all look like him, you see my mother was trained to keep her leg shut tight, wished I could have said the same for your "cock trotting ho"

Where are the juevenile prostitutes?
I know they come out at nights to do their thing, but isn't it a little too late to be out in bushes??

Arm robbers might be lurking in the dark

Omo Eko:
@islander
Stop hating on my sidekick jare ,I no get money for dash , but y don't I trade my phone with your wings

ask the nappyheaded ho Wifey and her counterpart Omoge how to make fast cash, The dash is a mere $379USD

omogenaija:
cheapness , don't let my location fool u , and behave before i call immrigration to send u back to your island
if u mom would have respected what was between her legs ; maybe u would have known your real dad

Where is your originality??
Immigration? LOLOLOLOLOL, No we didn't fake documents to arrive her ashewo,

And again dummy, I told you MY dad was a respectable man in society unlike the village drunk who supposedly fathered you,

PS, saw you went checking up on Neelsel's profile? LOLOLOL.

And No my mother would have been shot for being a LovePeddler, It is not common in my culture, Again go check your family history, then tell me if Don Imus made any mistakes

omogenaija:
shitty hoe , who's running ? why would i run ? run from who ?

aww thats what happened to u ?

@ topic
tell the fake bitch to shine her eyes and know that welfare isnt shit

isn't it funny how these jungle puppies who have never set a foot of their backward villages seem to "know" so much about the west, LOLOLOL,
No I have a legitimate job which requires me to pay taxes. so that ilegal immigrants like yourself can come and live comfortably,

No NO No, I won't be needing the reconstructive surgery, Unlike you I respect what's between my legs, thus the urge to give it to Tom, Dick, Harry and Sally does not reside in moi

@cotton, coward and blind, anyway even if "beautiful" came knocking at your door you wouldn't know what to do with it,
And know you can't screw me dear,, I don't associate with dark ugly people.

@infested wife, now so you are running from thread to thread complaining
Come on bat, didn't your momma tell you not to mess with tigers??

wifeypenth:
@ deboski ask mummy tiger oh!
Am out i've provoked her enough,go see what she's doing in other threads,anyway MISSION ACCOMPLISHD!
Mumi tiger BARK TILL ETERNITY!

You cry out as much as you like to your supporters,  NOne of them can touch Neelsel,

And again "baby Slutisha"  Mummy tiger looks 3 times younger than you.

You see, that's what happens when little girls start to take big men d.icks too early,  They age rapidly.

Now get over your rejection,  I don't need you in my circle, have been trying to throw you hints for days in the games section bird brain,

omogenaija:
tell her that internet thuggin wont get her far

LOLOLOL, too late to retreat now puppy, I am having fun. Don't run now, Why don't you use your opportunity here to do something worthwhile instead of "soliciting"? If you continue on this trend, by the time you get to 25 you will be needing vaginal reconstructive surgery,

wifeypenth:
@ omo eko for your sake, i'll take a chill pill.

Please coward, don't use Omo as an easy way out. Trust me she can care less if you live or die, come back here shegoat, let me deal with your rejected ass,

Omo Eko:
@Islander
Eya have been looking for you, between Wth is going on in here girl and what's all this fuss about.

Throw away that sidekick girl, get the wing

wifeypenth:
@ minute o se joo. So what do u have to contribute to the thread. Am supossed to be sleeping but i have had a very very good laugh thanx to mummy tiger

See this underpaid stripper, Girl if you are going to sell your infested crack between your germsy legs, at least sell it for some  good money.

omogenaija:
islander so u consider yourself trouble ? bitch please , you're nothing but a joke


tell her that drinking pee isnt healthy for her

Look under your bed heifer, there you would find the Queen of bitches, your slut of a mother, And while you are at it, ask her why you look nothing like your other siblings, If i were you I would shoot the heifer for being such a ho

I can see may mongrels "fishing" around, but Neelsel welcomes all to the flock, the more the better, c'mon nappy headed hoes, get it started,

wifeypenth:
LMAO
ROFLMAO
NOW I KNOW You JUST BEIN A BABY!
Did u hate 2do that,are you through in the Forum games section "when i meet a Nairaland user"
its good tho you showing the stuff you made of,at least my girl omogenaija gave it 2u back!

LMSAO, No heifer you left her to my slaughter, I suggest you go and give her a hand over there,

And yes, I have been following you like a hawk for the past couplen of days, Just because you are supposedly friends with my Cutey does NOT qualify you as mine,

I don't associate with dumb and uglyass people,

Don't go to bed, If your electricity goes, get the generator up and running (now don't tell me after all the pussy trafficking you never invested in one now)

My DAD (RIP), No islanders don't Bleep their families, check yourself, you were born in it bitch,

U came looking for trouble, now handle trouble heifer

@ wife,
usted muy feo,

Ipif mipi telep yopo watpat upo dop fupo apat livip viping,,upo gopo dipai

omogenaija:
enroll her in a support group where she can be with her fellow crack-head hoes

Where and when did you lost your maid again?? opps, sowry that so long ago you cannot recall, It's ok, I heard they grow back after a couple of years.

Tell her it is wrong to sleep with her uncles and cousins

And remove that pic from your profile, and show people the real you, baboon,

wifeypenth:
BARK SOME MORE PLEASE!!!
Dont dissapoint me, i am enjoying your Ranting.
Rich girl *applaudes* all prostitutes think they are,so i don't have a problem with you insinuating that you are one.
I Love u for one thing whenever i blow my whistle you bark. Oya please don't dissapoint me,for the last time please BARK
one,two,three, GO
*BLOWs Whistle*

Prostitute?? LOLLOLOL,, No No haven't you been following the news lately?  You Edo girls are known world wide,  Not every female who migrates sells their cat for a living, Atleast we from the islands do not.  Prostitution in the west is synonymous with your type,

And you keep coming back, I can see you just being whipped, Now make sure you take your antibiotics before you go to bed, Sarafina, remember there isnt't any cure for Herpes,

enroll her in an adult literacy program, thus english would not be one of her enemies

I will take give her trip outside of her dark unproductive village, so that she would see there is more to living,

OMG,,,is that all you have got I am disappointed in you to say the least,

No NO didn't go looking for your hi5, Ashewo, it was rather sent to me for scrutiny, You see Islander is so damn fine that others take cues from her,

No please Monkey, if only you looked like "grandma" you illiterate ass wouldn't have been stuck in your rat infested village f.ucking old chiefs for a living,

Jobless Look she goat, what I make in ONE week $USD, even if you f.uck all the chiefs in your village for an entire month, you still won't be able to make that.\

Now go cover your face in a black bag and git Rover,

look at this bushpuppy, ROFLMAO,

Show her how to floss and educate her about the effects of bleaching creams,