Lol, funny

Arysexy:


Ain't you ashamed, APC Chairman Oshiomothief could not deliver his State?

Are u aware, this will affect APC since u must get 25℅ in 2/3 of the states. Meaning APC need to win 25 States else there will be rerun

What's this one even saying?
You're only trying to console yourself

It's such a pity how an average Nigerian struggles to understand sarcasm

That explains where we are currently, slowpokes

dotcomnamename:
So what if if Barca play 7-2 in their home, will PSG still qualify due to 2 away goals and their 4-0 win at home?

No, away goals only count when the score is even.
7: 2 would make the aggregate to be 7: 6, the away goals rule won't count in this case. Hence Barça would still have qualified.
HTH

VickyRotex:


lol. Yea Actively Gentle

Yea, Op was partial with his list. He needs to come up with a new one including my category.

Abi. Its a tiny voice something. That's how people described me then.

Yes, he is supposed to.
But it's probably late now, so you should just pardon his ignorance.

Well, I can imagine how charming such voice would be

VickyRotex:




Nah, Actually I was the opposite of that. I obeyed the rules. I went for every parade. I never fell sick, and never had any reason to fake being sick or stress over getting a fake report.

I was part of OBS. Anyone who served in Ogun 2013 Batch C, may remember my tiny voice on the radio usually in the evening.



I was active in my platoon. I was also part of the swearing in parade. I actually participated actively in Camp, but I was gentle.
No be sey I dey brag.

Ok, so you were actively 'gentle' not passively as I thought.
Only few people would belong to such a group actually, don't think I met anyone like that in my camp days...

OP would need to create a new group for you and your very few likes then...

That 'tiny voice' part tho, funny...

VickyRotex:


Gentle!

lol
You obviously belong to group 8, I guess

VickyRotex:
10. My category is missing!

Tell us...

shortgun:
So it was Sunday Oliseh that cut my ticket.
Anyone that has access to him should tell him that he is owing me 378k.

Quit gambling bro...

Backinfront:
pele

Dude, grow up...

Nonsense...

JennieCutie4U:

lolzzz...calm down, ur blood dey hot. oya wait lemme go and confirm first, ayam coming.

funny

snowblaq:
...who looks help?? ..biko..i would be fine for both of us...just give me someone God fearing, loving and mature.....and i'm good to go

And what makes you think you can't have it all...
Nothing is impossible

This is actually none of my biz
Political bigots can feast on this

Quickteller works for me
I cant be shouting on top my hard earned money

Mufasa27:

I dey help you thank God say the expired gala no kill you

e no fit kill me
I actually did a quick organoleptic analysis before taking it, as a chemist.

Mufasa27:

I been dey think say you go lie lol

Lie Ke...
Who wan arrest me

Mufasa27:

You cum troway the gala abi

throwey wetin
For this recession
I close eyes chop am

That's how I bought a gala in hold up and was searching for the expiry date, found nothing on it, perfectly cleaned and the idiot had left

Out of all the problems in this country, virginity is your priority.
You need help dude

Some people just like cooking up silly stories

Let me just scroll back and check if there's any Dec 18th...

Very common in Akure, same story format all the time.
I had entered their cab like 3 times already when I was schooling in the state.
Each time they started the 'who owns the Ghana must go bag' story, I would just tell the driver that I want to ease myself, get out of the car and wave them goodbye.
They wouldn't even wait, knowing that you got them already.

Few weeks, but wasn't up to a month really

Some take longer though, so just chill

She's cute, but the nose...

People are crazy in here... Lol

I'm waiting too ...

FunkyMetahuman:
are you pulling figures from your Butt hole?


Oya source

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/216425-ondodecides-inec-official-results-live-updates.html

I shud have ignored you tho

ONDO EAST
Registered voters: 45,050
Accredited Voters 15,987
AD: 2,742
APC: 4,253
PDP: 7,317
Total valid votes 15,030.
Rejected Votes: 141.
Total Votes Cast 15, 971
ILE-OLUJI/OKE IGBO


Registered Voters: 66,090
Accredited Voters:26,281
AD: 4,522
APC: 10,681
PDP: 8,306
Valid votes: 24, 545
Rejected votes: 1, 601
Total votes cast: 26,146
Akoko North East
AD – 5, 867


APC – 13, 645
PDP – 6, 496
Total Valid Votes – 29,638
Rejected Votes – 1, 462
Total Votes Cast – 31,100
Ifedore LGA
Total number of Registered Voters – 70359
Total Number of Accredited Voters – 24501
AD – 4,629
APC – 10,958
PDP – 6,747
Total Valid Votes – 23,347
Rejected Votes – 1,087
Total Votes Cast – 24,434
Ifedore LGA
Total number of Registered Voters – 70359
Total Number of Accredited Voters – 24501
AD – 4,629
APC – 10,958
PDP – 6,747
Total Valid Votes – 23,347
Rejected Votes – 1,087
Total Votes Cast – 24,434
Irele LGA
Total number of Registered Voters – 60,264
Total Number of Accredited Voters – 26,225
AD – 6,710
APC – 11,138
PDP – 5,907
Total Valid Votes – 24,586
Rejected Votes – 1,100
Total Votes Cast – 25,686
Ondo West LGA
Total number of Registered Voters – 155,346
Total Number of Accredited Voters – 40,028
AD – 7,154
APC – 10,672
PDP – 17,382
Total Valid Votes – 37,054
Rejected Votes – 2,448
Total Votes Cast – 39502
Ose LGA
Total number of Registered Voters – 63,397
Total Number of Accredited Voters – 26,548
AD – 4,272
APC – 13,454
PDP – 6,520
Total Valid Votes – 25,034
Rejected Votes – 1,376
Total Votes Cast – 26,410
INEC goes on break. Announcement of results to resume at 6 a.m.
AKURE NORTH LGA
Registered Voters: 65,268
Accredited voters: 24,076
AD: 4,123
APC: 10,710
PDP: 6,493

AKOKO SOUTH EAST LGA
Registered Voters: 31,068
Accredited voters: 14,036
AD: 2,270
APC: 6,384
PDP: 4,239
AKOKO SOUTH WEST LGA
Registered Voters: 93,314
Accredited voters: 40,719
AD: 9,359
APC: 19,892
PDP: 7,691
AKOKO NORTH WEST LGA
Registered Voters: 64,735
Accredited voters: 37067
AD: 4,831
APC: 13048
PDP: 6, 049
OKITIPUPA LGA
Registered Voters: 99,359
Accredited voters: 43,518
AD: 16,294
APC: 14,930
PDP: 8,031
OWO LGA
Registered Voters: 118131
Accredited voters: 42,759
AD: 2,469
APC: 32,988
PDP: 4,241