A Guy has shared online how he doesn't seem to understand the concept of clubbing.

He went further to point out what makes him doesn't seem to.

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I also do not understand the basis of going to waste one's time in a club

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Same here...

Imagine dem oppressing dose wey no even sabi u.dem go rch house dey beg 4 garri...

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When someone says do you club? I'm like what kind of foolish question is that?

What I don't understand is the concept of a girl rocking u in a party. What is the essence are u gaining anything from it?

Then u see some stup1d girls snobbing guys when they want to dance with them asif they are gaining anything

Clubs are the most boring places for me especially nigerian clubs in atlanta.

Club opens by 10pm people will not start coming until 1am then wont start dancing until am, pressing phone and forming papas here and there, then when it is 3pm and time to go they will start begging DJ not to stop.

DJ sef nko...back in the Days of Jimmy Jatt and Shy Shy Shina... DJs start with slow relaxing music and gradually increase the tempo with songs that will drag you off your feet to the dance floor until it gets to a frenzied climax where everybody is singing,dancing and enjoying themselves.

Then they wind down the same way till its time to go. Back then you know a good DJ by how well he could seamlessly blend songs into each other in one continuous motion. They play each song at least 2 verses and let their hands do all the talking.

..but American DJs talk pass parrot interrupting songs they barely started before playing another one.

Never clubbed in USA and not felt like it was just pure time wasting to me.

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There are some average guys especially yahoo boys wey manage get like 10million for account and they will be spending like 200k everyweekend on expensive drinks in club just to show off, Do it for the gram. I have never heard of any award for most spender in a club

same here...can't go to the club with someone i love so much,we'd rather chill in a seatout then wen it's 9pm we go BK home

Girls understand better. I remember a karaoke night in a Club in GRA Port Harcourt. Come see girls.

I've tried everything to understand clubbing but still can't. I've been to clubs twice in my life, all in 2013. First was to satisfy my curiosity of what goes on in there. Second was to another bigger and popular club to see if my first experience was because it was smaller. I came out with a resolution never to set foot in that confine of fake life.

oglalasioux:
I've tried everything to understand clubbing but still can't. I've been to clubs twice in my life, all in 2013. First was to satisfy my curiosity of what goes on in there. Second was to another bigger and popular club to see if my first experience was because it was smaller. I came out with a resolution never to set foot in that confine of fake life.

Most ppl do it just to belong and keep woke



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My own problem is not clubbing alone, I hate alcohols, even the smell always irritates me,


And is not as if the drink is sweet sef, some people would drink like 4 bottles or more


The amount of money some people use to buy alcohols and clubbing is enough to build a city in some people lifetime

I agree with this guy.
Have never been to a club and don't think I will.
Come on man. What happened to fresh fish, pepper soup and other delicacies at a cool joint instead of harming my ear drums with loud noise?

OkaNaUbe:
Girls understand better. I remember a karaoke night in a Club in GRA Port Harcourt. Come see girls.

Wayward girls you mean?

otipoju:
Clubs are the most boring places for me especially nigerian clubs in atlanta.

Club opens by 10pm people will not start coming until 1am then wont start dancing until am, pressing phone and forming here and there, then when it is 3pm and time to go they will start begging DJ not to stop.

DJ sef...back in the Days of Jimmy Jatt and Shy Shy Shina, DJ will start with slow relaxing music and increase the tempo with songs that will drag you off your feet to the dance floor until it gets to a frenzy climax where everybody is singing and enjoying themselves . Then they wind down like that till its time to go.

Then the must play each song at least 3/4 of the way but American DJ talk pass parrot interrupting songs they barely start before playing another one.

It just pure time wasting to me.

You know obodo oyibo based men are like Diamonds

Everyone commenting seems to hate clubbing, so who are those populating the club houses around?

ComputerOperato:
I agree with this guy.
Have never been to a club and don't think I will.
Come on man. What happened to fresh fish, pepper soup and other delicacies at a cool joint instead of harming my ear drums with loud noise?

I sight you

Dis is funny as fvck....clubbed once. D experience was nothing to write home about.
I no dey club again.

gloria34:
Everyone commenting seems to hate clubbing, so who are those populating the club houses around?

Obviously the rich men..

More like for networking and connection

I do clubbing at most once in a month, my reason for clubbing is to sweat it out with my friends... I drink a bottle and dance till my legs starts shaking. Dancing is another form of exercise, and the only opportunity I get to dance is in the club.

So suddenly everyone up there doesn't club, which people kon dey turn up for club?

It's okay for people not to like clubbing though cos one man's meat is another one's otapiapia.

I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke but you see loud well mixed music is my high, add a crazy DJ in the mix and I'll be soaring in the air like a kite. It's my stress relief drug, amma dance to stupor.

Do what works for you, find your high.

Only clubs I visit are: Strip clubs & Club-38, Ikoyi.

So we are many

Even in University, i never went to the club once. I didn't see the point of it.

Besides i don't drink alcohol. Will i drink fanta all night?

The day i knew clubbing was not for me was the day i fell asleep in a club even with the loud music.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Dis is funny as fvck....clubbed once. D experience was nothing to write home about.
I no dey club again.

Me too

The time spent in a club is a waste of resources

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ImaIma1:
So we are many

Even in University, i never went to the club once. I didn't see the point of it.

Besides i don't drink alcohol. Will i drink fanta all night?

The day i knew clubbing was not for me was the day i fell asleep in a club even with the loud music.

U must not drink all night, u can take fanta and dance all night. I think we should rename nairaland to saint Nairaland.

sconp:
So suddenly everyone up there doesn't club, which people kon dey turn up for club?

It's okay for people not to like clubbing though cos one man's meat is another one's otapiapia.

I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke but you see loud well mixed music is my high, add a crazy DJ in the mix and I'll be soaring in the air like a kite. It's my stress relief drug, amma dance to stupor.

Do what works for you, find your high.

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