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Off he goes. No time

The other day, they were dancing while Plateau became a kill zone

Lagos is burning, Onitsha is flooding, Nigeria is mourning but the C-in-C is out, after telling us there is nothing he can do but pray

Who else observed that no country mourned with Nigeria during these times, not even Facebook

If na dem we go change profile pix upandawn

Femi

Are you that lonely for an automated birthday message to send you into ecstasy?

As projects no dey to commission, how him go do

Sometimes this freeze guy dey talk sense

findingmyself18:
itz because you aer an illterate thats why u cant understand

foolo

findingmyself18:
IF U CANNOT ADVISE, just go.

And this is a person looking for advice
English, you can't write
Corrections, you can't take
I wonder what those girls did that God would punish them with a dude like you

NLbully:
For PES 15

Like below

My experience on PC was bad, after much trials and getting used to, I quickly went back to 2013

Reasons

The control was bad, anything advanced is not for pc users

The players run too fast and unnatural even at - 2 game speed

Too much drama and delay to show yellow card

alexistaiwo:
ZLatan Ibrahmovic in Pes 2017.

Whenever he receives the ball near anywhere after the halfway line.

Red card or Goal?

Choose wisely

Reminds me of Messi in PES 2013 back then
In front of goal, he just roll the ball in, no shot and the keeper would just be falling like mumu

I'm sure you have not played Max Payne 3

Vasaratti16:
Max Payne
The depressed, sour faced main character of the Rockstar series of the same name finds himself as an entry in the list. While it might seem a little out of place at first to put a guy like Max Payne on here, his skill set certainly justifies his spot.

Apart from his lightning quick reflexes and adept ability in hand to hand combat, Max’s ability to slow down time makes picking off enemy’s child’s play. Along with his trusty Beretta’s, Max can easily blast through room’s worth of opponents at a time.

So while he might seem like a toned down character at first glance, his vigilante superhero-esque skill set makes him a perfect fit for this kind of list

But seriously, has any country sympathize with Nigeria?

Facebook no even send

If na dem we go dey change profile pix upandawn

Otedola : (taping Fashola) oya ask am

Fashola : Eh Dangote, I hear say dem wan share Abacha loot to your people, I fit get something?

Dangote : mtchewww, I think say the two of una wan talk better thing

.

I believe you abeg, I no get time to argue, I get headache

dingbang:
my brother, na over 100years of hardwork

Union Bank no follow work for over 100 years?

dingbang:
Some bank staff don't know that customers" satisfaction is always important and any they should try as much as possible not to bring down the brand they are working for.

At first bank, we put you first in all we do, and that is why you just need to open an account by dialling *894*0# without visiting any of our branches. Furthermore, If you have an account with the bank, do well to download the mobile app by clicking on my link for a step by step guideline.. .

You first

Confirmed

I still dey wonder how first Bank evolved from old school Bank to a very responsive 21st century financial platform, � just a bank

You good

And Reno thinks he deserves my respect? He is an exact opposite of Garba

People like Ma Oby are objective people that we want, when Jonathan was sliding to helplessness, she spoke up even when people like Reno were busy licking assses.

Now that Buhari is displaying dullardrous, she is speaking up as well, no fear or favor. Just the truth

That's why Atiku is proposing a total restructuring

tashashiel:
Atiku we know your trick
That's how buhari used change to deceive us in 2015

Can you mention when Buhari used his mouth to talk about restructuring during his campaign?

Restructuring was APC talk not Buhari which gives him leeway for denial.

Rohr, you see your mate?

Are these girls the ones that would born our future leaders or na sample

I would add,

Bet against Nigeria so that if worse comes to worst, you still look forward to some compensation

OboOlora:
Yes! U can also verify from the seat belt of the drivers side. Most car models span over 2/3years

Why are Honda second hand or Tokunbo always so cheap compared to same year Toyota if they are that good

OboOlora:
Meanwhile OP, pls buy that Civic already the interior is like a cockpit

Used both cars before and they are both good though

Is this the same car?
https://www.nairaland.com/4583053/clean-honda-civic-2007-model

Lol

More funny features of Lagos danfo

https://www.nairaland.com/4580213/what-works-danfo

As an entrepreneur, I must advise you, wanking is the not good.
As you stay indoors to self-service, weakness and sleepiness comes and you waste a considerable productive time sleeping or just staying on the bed useless

Having well endowed girls coming around often and you having intimate touches is not helping matters.

You just need a regular job to take you away from your house for a considerable wake hours.

Just be occupied

At least we all agree that Buhari has not done anything in the first term

Can someone please post the pix of the Civic dashboard

Most of the Agric loans are in the North and most northern farmers sees the loan as payment for supporting sai barbarian.

The rice Anchor Borrower loan is a good example