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Tochi4life: LOL Man, you're too smart not to get that was a satire.

What is satire , is it when somebody is so tired

They should have made a white shirt , that green na wince

durtman: ,but yesterday wen i got back to my area d glo didnt work again and d airtel was working fine could dis mean that glo network is not ok in my area?but if i put d sim in my fone it browses well just dont understand what can be wrong any idea in da house?

I think you have put the network on ur pc on 3g and 3g is not in ur area and it could not switch automatically to EDGE.
Just thinking

freecocoa: 14 years with that kind bweast

Cute girls.

I didn't want to be first to observe this.

Tochi4life: DECEMBER 27TH 2025
All my wwww.seunland.com(formerly nairaland)family, will have a special canopy and recognition.

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What happened

Pringozie02: The only thing that would make it appropriate is if your community is having steady problems with the neighboring villages.

So six pack na for people wey their get steady problems with their community or neighbor and others aspiring to be bouncers or bodyguard.

Money answereth all things.
What a girl need is a caring guy.
Stop the car, wind down and tell her how her asz is succulent and that your car seat need an asz like that.
It has never been so easy with the 21st Century Nigerian girl.
I wonder how our fathers cope with all those wooing methods

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So dull

lrguru: Of all the babes i have fvcked, from lagos babes to abuja babes, kaduna babes, benue babes, ekiti babes, edo babes, delta, anambra, abia, imo, porthacourt and other places, owerri babes from imo state are the best. They always leave a lasting impression. An owerri babe came to spend 3-days with me and we used up 18-piece of condom, cos she fvcks alot and i give her too however she wants it. She screams like wow.... Whirns her waist wella 'oo-la-la'. Ekiti babes pretend alot, tell u they are special and not loose, but u still end up fvckin them and they beg u not to tell anyone so they wont call them loosed girl (WTF), edo babes always have big nyash and fvcks real good too, and make u promise never to leave them, meanwhile they cheat on u. Benue girls always have wide pussy and extra large breeeast, the boast they can handle any man, but flees when they know u pass tthem. Hausa babes always pretend to be holy and they love se.x, they never show emotion while been fvcked and u wonder if they are still alive. Port hacourt babes acts like they are champions, but they are all doomed. Calabar babes, scream like pussycats and it do ginger my swagger. Enugu babes are the worst i have ever dated, they dont know how to fvck or suck, maybe cos most of them are circumsized. They act like witches in bed and get u frustrated and u wont go looking for them again. Abia always form hard to get and they are not too good in bed. Delta babes are good too, but threatens to kill u, break ur head if u ever leave them...crap. Abeg the list too much make i rest jor. But in all, the bestest is owerri babes anytime anyday. So any owerri babe dat wants to hook up, hit me up ok, "na ewerem fatfinder jip"

I can see you have been very busy with your life , Son

From Vanguard
By Jide Ajani
Apparently embarrassed by what he saw at
Nigeria’s Police College, on last Friday,
President Goodluck Jonathan could not but
lament openly, asking why people were being subjected to a treatment fit for chickens in the
poultry. The unscheduled visit by Jonathan was a
rare
one and it afforded the nation’s number one
citizen the opportunity to see first hand, the
very sorry state of the institution built some 73 years ago. A very dependable source privy to
the visit quoted the exact words of Mr. President.
An obviously miffed Jonathan could not but
ask: “Why are you treating people like poultry
chicken”? The visit, which was as a result of a
promotional documentary being aired on Channels TV and
which the president had seen, lasted less than
one hour. Sunday Vanguard learnt that when the
documentary first aired and Jonathan saw it,
“he could not believe what he was seeing”. It was gathered that the Presidency could not understand why the television network could
be allowed to publicise the rot that had gone
on in the institution for so long . Jonathan in a Police
college hostel In fact, Sunday Vanguard learnt that
some
mischief was already being woven around the documentary until it was made clear to the
president that the network was in partnership
with the police authorities. Jonathan was made to understand that the
reason for the publicity, bad as it may appear,
“is to sensitise corporate bodies to the massive needs of the institution, such that when the
Channels’ Forum is held on Tuesday as
scheduled , there would have been enough
sensitization exercise. Also, information suggests
that, contrary to the
impression that some people had tried to create, which was that the documentary was
meant to embarrass the Jonathan
administration, “it was actually meant to be a
supportive engagement”. In fact, according to the
process of
engagement being instituted for the partnership, corporate bodies would not be
expected to make financial donations. Rather,
interested partners would pick a project
(either rehabilitation of the hostels or
construction of buildings) and fund it directly
for the benefit of the institution. Sunday Vanguard was told that “it was after
the president was made aware of the modus
operadi of the Channels/Police partnership that
he decided to pay the surprise visit.” Already, there
are strong indications that the
Presidency would buy into the partnership. “The president would be very supportive of
any activity or sets of activities that would
ensure a worthy restoration of the institution”,
a Presidency source said yesterday. Asked about
the initial feeling of
embarrassment, the Presidency source quipped: “I do not think that is the attitude of
Mr. President. “Mind you, that institution has been there for some 73 years. President Jonathan just got to
office some two and a half years ago; the
incumbent Inspector General of Police is just about a year and a half in office too. Would it
be wise to blame these two individuals for
something that had gone on for that long. Mr.
President is the first in recent history to visit the
place; the incumbent IG has deemed it fit to
accept to partner with the television network and, but for that, the massive interest it has
generated may not have happened”. Sunday
Vanguard learnt that while Jonathan
was airborne en route Abidjan, the Cote
D’Ivoire capital, for the ECOWAS meeting on the
Mali crisis, he was said to have caught the sight of an obviously worried man.

U got ur answer

That last one resemble Pastor Chris

e be like say u wan delete the thread.
Sorry o

[quote author=tpia@]every single post on the thread has "die" and "kill" in it.


end times.[/quote]Thank your God this topic was not open during the Roman era, else you should have been seeing post like butcher and slaughter
.
Signs of civilization

ayeakamara: @ifee-gee, if u no dey happy go lick sugar nah! Y u cum dey vent ur anger on top me. Abeg, I no get tym for sadist dis is 2013

@itbomb, cos u be 17 no mean say everyone on nl is 17 #Gerrit?

@afam4eva, thanks bro. U r highly respected. I appreciate ur contribution

Take it easy Son we are all here to help you

Actor male friend or partner must die but him gf no dey die.
The only movie wey actor 'gf' die na Rambo

Thank God I'm not God.
I don't even understand the 'sin'

www.mp3skull.com/
pm me your thanks later

how much n location

when u r old enough the muscles will come

kitty kat: She did. He gave her a beautiful ring and asked to be permitted to come to the father to buy a bed.

K , thanks

I was in Futo years back , Imo girls like fvrk pass Calabar girls.
The Calabar girls tinz is over rated.

we need the details of the chat as it goes deeper to be able to advise you step by step, a screen shot would be prefered

Sweetlemon: Congrats! Your man found you important enough to meet his mama formally. Expect a ring soon (unless you do something really bad)

U didn't briefed us on how urs went, or is this the summary.
When is the wedding.
Has the fvrking bed been bought yet?

Hotdiamond: personally i value stability more than size of bandwidth. i still stick to the airtel 1gig for 1200 plan because of this. Another thing is that the airtel plan doesn't expire until you exhust your the bandwidth provided[except those using it directly on their blackberry phones]. Without internet access my phone is almost useless.

One other advantage of airtel is , if you are using ur fone as modem and calls, u get a special tariff of about 10 Naira per min to all networks when u subscribe the BSM.

ufotuko: same here too,I am thinking of getting another battery,pls how much can I get the battery?

Una sorry o
#TEAMNOKIA

From Vanguard
By Jide Ajani
Apparently embarrassed by what he saw at
Nigeria’s Police College, on last Friday,
President Goodluck Jonathan could not but
lament openly, asking why people were being
subjected to a treatment fit for chickens in the
poultry. The unscheduled visit by Jonathan was a rare
one and it afforded the nation’s number one
citizen the opportunity to see first hand, the
very sorry state of the institution built some 73
years ago. A very dependable source privy to
the visit quoted the exact words of Mr. President. An obviously miffed Jonathan could not but
ask: “Why are you treating people like poultry
chicken”? The visit, which was as a result of a promotional
documentary being aired on Channels TV and
which the president had seen, lasted less than
one hour. Sunday Vanguard learnt that when the
documentary first aired and Jonathan saw it,
“he could not believe what he was seeing”. It was gathered that the Presidency could not
understand why the television network could
be allowed to publicise the rot that had gone
on in the institution for so long. Jonathan in a Police college hostel In fact, Sunday Vanguard learnt that some
mischief was already being woven around the
documentary until it was made clear to the
president that the network was in partnership
with the police authorities. Jonathan was made to understand that the
reason for the publicity, bad as it may appear,
“is to sensitise corporate bodies to the massive
needs of the institution, such that when the
Channels’ Forum is held on Tuesday as
scheduled, there would have been enough sensitization exercise. Also, information suggests that, contrary to the
impression that some people had tried to
create, which was that the documentary was
meant to embarrass the Jonathan
administration, “it was actually meant to be a
supportive engagement”. In fact, according to the process of
engagement being instituted for the
partnership, corporate bodies would not be
expected to make financial donations. Rather, interested partners would pick a project
(either rehabilitation of the hostels or
construction of buildings) and fund it directly
for the benefit of the institution. Sunday Vanguard was told that “it was after
the president was made aware of the modus
operadi of the Channels/Police partnership that
he decided to pay the surprise visit.” Already, there are strong indications that the
Presidency would buy into the partnership. “The president would be very supportive of
any activity or sets of activities that would
ensure a worthy restoration of the institution”,
a Presidency source said yesterday. Asked about the initial feeling of
embarrassment, the Presidency source
quipped: “I do not think that is the attitude of
Mr. President. “Mind you, that institution has been there for
some 73 years. President Jonathan just got to
office some two and a half years ago; the
incumbent Inspector General of Police is just
about a year and a half in office too. Would it
be wise to blame these two individuals for something that had gone on for that long. Mr.
President is the first in recent history to visit the
place; the incumbent IG has deemed it fit to
accept to partner with the television network
and, but for that, the massive interest it has
generated may not have happened”. Sunday Vanguard learnt that while Jonathan
was airborne en route Abidjan, the Cote
D’Ivoire capital, for the ECOWAS meeting on the
Mali crisis, he was said to have caught the sight
of an obviously worried man.

From Vanguard
By Jide Ajani
Apparently embarrassed by what he saw at
Nigeria’s Police College, on last Friday,
President Goodluck Jonathan could not but
lament openly, asking why people were being
subjected to a treatment fit for chickens in the
poultry. The unscheduled visit by Jonathan was a rare
one and it afforded the nation’s number one
citizen the opportunity to see first hand, the
very sorry state of the institution built some 73
years ago. A very dependable source privy to
the visit quoted the exact words of Mr. President. An obviously miffed Jonathan could not but
ask: “Why are you treating people like poultry
chicken”? The visit, which was as a result of a promotional
documentary being aired on Channels TV and
which the president had seen, lasted less than
one hour. Sunday Vanguard learnt that when the
documentary first aired and Jonathan saw it,
“he could not believe what he was seeing”. It was gathered that the Presidency could not
understand why the television network could
be allowed to publicise the rot that had gone
on in the institution for so long. Jonathan in a Police college hostel In fact, Sunday Vanguard learnt that some
mischief was already being woven around the
documentary until it was made clear to the
president that the network was in partnership
with the police authorities. Jonathan was made to understand that the
reason for the publicity, bad as it may appear,
“is to sensitise corporate bodies to the massive
needs of the institution, such that when the
Channels’ Forum is held on Tuesday as
scheduled, there would have been enough sensitization exercise. Also, information suggests that, contrary to the
impression that some people had tried to
create, which was that the documentary was
meant to embarrass the Jonathan
administration, “it was actually meant to be a
supportive engagement”. In fact, according to the process of
engagement being instituted for the
partnership, corporate bodies would not be
expected to make financial donations. Rather, interested partners would pick a project
(either rehabilitation of the hostels or
construction of buildings) and fund it directly
for the benefit of the institution. Sunday Vanguard was told that “it was after
the president was made aware of the modus
operadi of the Channels/Police partnership that
he decided to pay the surprise visit.” Already, there are strong indications that the
Presidency would buy into the partnership. “The president would be very supportive of
any activity or sets of activities that would
ensure a worthy restoration of the institution”,
a Presidency source said yesterday. Asked about the initial feeling of
embarrassment, the Presidency source
quipped: “I do not think that is the attitude of
Mr. President. “Mind you, that institution has been there for
some 73 years. President Jonathan just got to
office some two and a half years ago; the
incumbent Inspector General of Police is just
about a year and a half in office too. Would it
be wise to blame these two individuals for something that had gone on for that long. Mr.
President is the first in recent history to visit the
place; the incumbent IG has deemed it fit to
accept to partner with the television network
and, but for that, the massive interest it has
generated may not have happened”. Sunday Vanguard learnt that while Jonathan
was airborne en route Abidjan, the Cote
D’Ivoire capital, for the ECOWAS meeting on the
Mali crisis, he was said to have caught the sight
of an obviously worried man.