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Cos they are fat

How did I ever missed this.
Bros u well at all?
Car washer.
Talk true , how much u don spend on her total?

La Parisienne: P.S: I'm 22, a hardworking graduate with prospects and I'm really really beatiful( nice shape and gorgeous face) . This has absolutely nothing to do with my looks.

Also, my standards aren' too high. I just need an articulate and intellectual man who has prospects, lives responsibly, whom I find attractive. Can't compromise on the intellect aspect though, else I'll be bored to death.

Nne , you fit the category

I thought that man is the Central Bank Governor.

For people wey don dey use am. Is there any data cap or limit?

stephenponti: disconnect and reconnect the data, The network is unstable at times, but once its stable it browses like showers of rain if u have stable 3G coverage,

Na why I trust airtel for stability

Viewing this topic: Idowuogbo(f), Mynd_44(m), ITbomb(m)

God forbid

4WD or AWD with alloy wheel?
Why not try keke?

chakaz: Thanx, I called CC and they said I shld wait for 48hrs before the sim reg ll be completed. I even tried what u suggested (ie calling another(s)) but it's same thing. Now, I'm waiting for it to be 48hrs.

Did u tell the CC that u r using it for browsing on modem?
*just asking*
But why do we run to CC even when we have battery low

He should learn from Michael Jackson , I would luv to see a white pointed nose 'I'm D'banj!!!!!!'

seedord247: Yesterday it was frog and edible worm...

Today it is termite and cockroaches.....

Tomorrow... It gonna be rat and

Lol

[quote author=pearl~hapi]am sure your wife or wife to be would give you such meals without you trying to go an xtramile!and as for been relevant,try been relevant in matters of men am sure they are areas that needs your attention as a guy order than cooking[/quote]K

miiraaj: Nigerians get short memory ooo! Una don forget former gov that stole N250billion and is still in the senate? This one na moi moi money

No mind dem, dem go shout after some time the whole thing don dey swept away .
I ve been around long enough to know all these things, Nigeria lack the procedural logistics and willpower to prosecute and recover stolen money.
That one don go. Rochas go steal more.
Thou shalt not be caught

SimonAndal: Internet Explorer 10 (Metro)
uTorrent
Notepad++
Command Prompt
VLC Media Player

Command Prompt?
As for VLC, I prefer zoom cos VLC does not fast forward with ur arrow button

DailyNews: I can't open a thread for nothing, I don't have such time anymore, this is 2013. Pls be warned, you are about to ruin your life, you may think it is a joke, but you are playing with fire, it must surely burn you if you do not apologise for telling lies against me.

I just saw your comment on YAN thread now, go back there, but I warn you, you are about to attract a generational curse to yourself, take this as a joke but I am serious, you must apologise.

Open up the thread, call emyo, I will give him a call soon, call collins like you said, and whoever the lady is.

Now for clarity, I know nothing about YAN purse, and I say this with God as my witness. The only time I mentioned money was when we were discussing about registering YAN with CAC at abuja. I told emma and others that I have a job aside my writing/blogging career, that I hardly get chance, and that I hate handling public fund to stay clean, which was the reason I appointed a female member living very far to be YAN treasurer. She lives in enugu, I live some thousands miles away from her, we hardly communicate. All funds are handled by her and the new leadership.


The only time I intervened was when we were discussing the CAC registration, I told emyo that I have registered my own personal company and another as joint company with my brother, and that it cost so so n so, YAN members said why not I do it through my personal lawyer that registered mine, I said no, let the officials do it. We delegated a female member, she was to go to CAC office at abuja from kaduna or so, there is no way she could do that with her money, the organization needs to transport and feed her.

I discussed it with the president of YAN, peaceworld, he agreed, I wanted to send her my own personal money so they won't tamper YAN purse, but there was no chance for me to even go cos I was out of town then on work assignment, so I suggested to peaceworld that why not YAN give the lady going to abuja 2k for trans, he agreed, and I guess he instructed the treasurer a female to give the lady 2k, that was all I know, and God is my witness.


I have never tot of getting kobo from YAN from day one, all I wanted is bring young authros together and we jointly promote our works and get published too.

If you look at my signature, you will see- IFF (inspired friends foundation), I formed that NGO when I was a student like you out of my meager pocket money n income. I organized my friends, I made someone the treasurer but 95% of IFF fund belongs to me.

Right from birth, God blessed me with the zeal of helping others even when I have little. I hardly gain a dime from people. I have helped a lot of people for free- some are beyond this boundary via my sole help and I haven't gotten a dime from them.

When I was in school like u, I was a leader in so many associations- ROTARACT, fellowship, department exco, etc. I refused to collect sitting allowances as a school exco till I graduated just becos my president became corrupt n refused to do all that our party promised. God is my witness, I contested and won for that post, but I never functioned cos I saw that they weren't clean, I dropped, only my name existed there cos I have integrity.


During NYSC, I was the president of MDGs in my state of deployment right from camp, I was the platoon leader, parade commander, zonal clo and lga clo, NCCF evangelism coordinator, I have never eaten a dime from public office cos that's my motto. I have integrity and I fear God.


In my church I am the youth president, if you care to know is a big church and I held the church yout fund for close to a year, big money and the very day I was called for it, I brought it out with addition.


You accusing me falsely to catch fun, believe me if you do not apologize, God will visit you in His wrath soon, wait and see. Keep enjoying. Just becos I advised you for good, its well.






DN please leave my thread, open urs.


PS: I want to join YAN, read my contributions on Yan, but I was surprised at your last comment.[/color]

DailyNews: I can't open a thread for nothing, I don't have such time anymore, this is 2013. Pls be warned, you are about to ruin your life, you may think it is a joke, but you are playing with fire, it must surely burn you if you do not apologise for telling lies against me.

I just saw your comment on YAN thread now, go back there, but I warn you, you are about to attract a generational curse to yourself, take this as a joke but I am serious, you must apologise.

Open up the thread, call emyo, I will give him a call soon, call collins like you said, and whoever the lady is.

Now for clarity, I know nothing about YAN purse, and I say this with God as my witness. The only time I mentioned money was when we were discussing about registering YAN with CAC at abuja. I told emma and others that I have a job aside my writing/blogging career, that I hardly get chance, and that I hate handling public fund to stay clean, which was the reason I appointed a female member living very far to be YAN treasurer. She lives in enugu, I live some thousands miles away from her, we hardly communicate. All funds are handled by her and the new leadership.


The only time I intervened was when we were discussing the CAC registration, I told emyo that I have registered my own personal company and another as joint company with my brother, and that it cost so so n so, YAN members said why not I do it through my personal lawyer that registered mine, I said no, let the officials do it. We delegated a female member, she was to go to CAC office at abuja from kaduna or so, there is no way she could do that with her money, the organization needs to transport and feed her.

I discussed it with the president of YAN, peaceworld, he agreed, I wanted to send her my own personal money so they won't tamper YAN purse, but there was no chance for me to even go cos I was out of town then on work assignment, so I suggested to peaceworld that why not YAN give the lady going to abuja 2k for trans, he agreed, and I guess he instructed the treasurer a female to give the lady 2k, that was all I know, and God is my witness.


I have never tot of getting kobo from YAN from day one, all I wanted is bring young authros together and we jointly promote our works and get published too.

If you look at my signature, you will see- IFF (inspired friends foundation), I formed that NGO when I was a student like you out of my meager pocket money n income. I organized my friends, I made someone the treasurer but 95% of IFF fund belongs to me.

Right from birth, God blessed me with the zeal of helping others even when I have little. I hardly gain a dime from people. I have helped a lot of people for free- some are beyond this boundary via my sole help and I haven't gotten a dime from them.

When I was in school like u, I was a leader in so many associations- ROTARACT, fellowship, department exco, etc. I refused to collect sitting allowances as a school exco till I graduated just becos my president became corrupt n refused to do all that our party promised. God is my witness, I contested and won for that post, but I never functioned cos I saw that they weren't clean, I dropped, only my name existed there cos I have integrity.


During NYSC, I was the president of MDGs in my state of deployment right from camp, I was the platoon leader, parade commander, zonal clo and lga clo, NCCF evangelism coordinator, I have never eaten a dime from public office cos that's my motto. I have integrity and I fear God.


In my church I am the youth president, if you care to know is a big church and I held the church yout fund for close to a year, big money and the very day I was called for it, I brought it out with addition.


You accusing me falsely to catch fun, believe me if you do not apologize, God will visit you in His wrath soon, wait and see. Keep enjoying. Just becos I advised you for good, its well.






DN please leave my thread, open urs.


PS: I want to join YAN, read my contributions on Yan, but I was surprised at your last comment.[/color]

k

[quote author=acidosis™].. Did I ever ask you for a relationship?? whats all these rubbish??[/quote]Maybe she is desperate and any 'hi' she hears sounds like 'I luv you' in her ears.
Idowu can we see the content of the message so that wise men can critically discern the meaning therein.

[quote author=acidosis™]will u sharap there u mudafckn ragamuffin.... u rafia material... oh u think I giv a fck 'bout that.. u must b high on non-accredited drugs..[/quote]Shou, cool down. That Idowu rejected you and brag about it here doesn't mean you didn't accomplish some other things.
Maybe she is still having a hangover from some 'guy' who bone her for a young prettier 'girl'.

Idowuogbo: Deny wot? U really think I give every Tom and Ezekiel attention offline? U as an example, u mailed me once or twice can remember, and I blanked ur azz cus u mailed me bck wiv some chicks email addy. I hate dodgy modafuvkers. Now stfu!

*BUSTED*
more wine !!!!!!

I have missed my period

^^^nice pix.
So what did the man say?

I think you should blame your network for not giving you the free mb when the gist was hot.
Anyway welcome back to the internet.

Idowuogbo: How far? I dared u d oda day na, u don forget? Refresh Biko! Kinda bored.

You are kinda confusing , saying one thing offline and another online.

[quote author=acidosis™]you can start by going through your mailbox... *winks* and tell us that Nairalander, that has been disturbing you for long.. just check.. check it NOW baby.. [/quote]DON'T YOU EVER TRY IT, IF YOU SAY NO , LET IT BE NO , WHY TROUBLE YOURSELF TO BRING IT HERE.
THE MINISTRY IS ALREADY CLOSING FOR LACK OF IDEAS AND INITIATIVES

DonHummer: them ask am about nelson...he started talkin about tonto...,guilty conscience

Na wisdom, once u see a side of a coin, u will like to see the other side. As a wise guy , he shoot first to close the matter instead of waiting to defend himself.
'They' say 'attack is the best form of defense'.
Shea u grab?

[quote author=acidosis™]ehn...ehn... I don turn Mr. ?? *shocked* cos of binger abi? no wahala...

uhmmn... deal? **trying to remember** ...about showin u some stuffs? [/quote]Some Stuffs?
Ayam interested. My bluetooth is on

I hope this place is now sane for gentlemen to play in decorum and candour without rancour.
.
But alas, the hope of reaching the 1000th page soonest has been banned

LastApostle: may God forgive any woman that ask me to do the dishes. I can voluntarily assist in doing house chores but reminding me of it is unpardonable, unforgettable, irresponsibility and rare display of stupidi.ty. She must be on probation for a while.

Same here, I can gladly assist cos that is romantic but reminding me turn it to a duty and that is irresponsibility.

Now , this is really pathetic.

This is better than any sermon I ve heard on the subject

So this is where the refugees made their new home.
I just hope Ij would have the strength to keep this place sane when they start turning on each other .
I imagine sexkillz would be called to assist