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 Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 10:08pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Shollypopz: Just my presence makes some ppl nervous....I can't help it, I'm a showstopper!! |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 10:00pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
sigmundfreud: so who do i av to slap to fight somebody?Try me , I go show u say here no be Literature/Writing |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:54pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Viewing this topic: Desluv(m), lalaosky(m), Geometrix(m), nuela100(f), freecocoa(f), Osheshe (f), ITbomb(m), ayobase(m), ikekings(m), Dyt(f), Legit1, sigmundfreud(m), D-Explorer, bennyraz(m), Shollypopz(f), joeydozzy (m) and 2 guest(s)@D-Explorer, I can see only u and Legit1 are hermaphrodite here . If given the opportunity to cut off one of the organs . Which one will u let go n why? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:45pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Who next ? Osheshe , I see u . Geometrix , u sound Barthish |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ITbomb(m): 9:42pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
 When we said ban . We meant gettout!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:34pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Dyt: Every1 now confirms u r sickNah , u r the one that is sick cos u went to see the doctor And what did the doctor recommended for you? . . . . . . Soft pad. Which u rejected cos u r so used to rough pad , u wear them even when u r not menstrating cos it helps u get 0rgasm even when walking down the road |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Dyt: Heavenly lawdYea I read them and that is why I singled u out to be my baby's mama . The others are a bit too decent for my liking |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:18pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
ayobase: Hmmmm, its good to have a good wife o!Which good wife, the one that will leave his sorry asz and jump to the next available nigga when she is fed up Dyt: Bt I remembered a guy I dated 4 a long tym I didn't jst c any fault in him, we neva kip grudges for 2hrs, it wz all so smooth bt I ended up bein fed up |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:15pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Dyt: Are u so dumb dat u v 2 bring up an issue of ova 2yrs?Come on , just being curious . Cos I need a baby mama , I heard u r experienced Maria is talking about seeing her parents stuff |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 9:08pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
@Dyt, r u still being scared of settling down or u r now satisfy with being someone's baby mama . |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:54pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Dyt: Lalaosky@Lalaosky , do not worry , if they gang up against u , ama go into the dressing room |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Maria-G]huh? And if he kicks your instead, what happens to me?[/quote]You will be beside him as he will be dropping flowers on my grave. |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:48pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Maria-G]ooooooo, I hope it aint bitter o.[/quote]That is the strength in it. I will get u a Sheridan Vanilla Cream instead |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:28pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Hey babe ***nudging Maria*** How do u assess that sexkillz guy . Don't u think I should go down there and kick his asz. |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:23pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Maria-G]wheres my icecream and cake...shift for me now[/quote]Icecream makes u weak, share my alomo and be strong to survive this nite I dey with u. The battle is not for the fainthearted |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:20pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
ayobase: Can u imagine!Lmao Abeg I go steal this line. Idowu say make I dey use Harvard style referencing |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
hmm , just in time. So this is how it feels to be on the stands and watch the gladiators making it out on the sands. ***get my alomo bitter and kwulli kwulli , wondering where Maria could have gone*** That girl , I don dey warn her o |
| Phones › Re: Apart From Pinging: What Else Do You Do With BlackBerry? by ITbomb(m): 8:09pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
iykc2012: Individual differences! I used my BB in Editing my sch Project after typing with Laptop, I moved the whole document to my BB since I can't carry my Laptop Inside Bus my BB helps mee on that. After that I transfer back to my LP it can contain upto 1,000 pages that is my BB for mee. It has compass that is my BB Fø̲̣̣я̅ M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥.A nokia can do that, dude and even better . Check other pdf materials , zipped all of them with ur project and send on the go. An android , the sammy s2 add fun to it. Keeping all ur reference materials in any format open , more than 20 different windows plus ur music without dulling 2 Likes |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ITbomb(m): 4:01pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
free2ryhme: How did you get here in the first place? Did someone leave your cage open?Are you surprise to see a sane person walking free near ur cage. You thought everyone were caged like you. |
| Politics › Re: The European Commission To Adopt English As The Official Language by ITbomb(op): 3:27pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Central Bank of Jokes |
| Politics › The European Commission To Adopt English As The Official Language by ITbomb(op): 3:25pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
The European Commission announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s..." will replace the soft "c". .Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Having His Portrait Taken (Picture) by ITbomb(m): 3:17pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
For how long is he going to sit at that posture ? |
| Romance › Re: The Seven Mirrors Of Relationships by ITbomb(m): 3:14pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Too long jorh[/quote]Whither Nigerian Youths |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=D-Explorer]Oya repeat after me... you don dey madt abi? [/quote]Lmao , YABBING 101. Bring her up well , I would use her to defend my thesis |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 2:43pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Shollypopz: If u're going to pick a fight with me, be more creative!!I just can't stand this . @190 , Y not tell her straight , u r addicted to her instead of licking her all around. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ITbomb(m): 2:33pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]But I hope you realise that I will hit back right?[/quote]I dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sunafabitch |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 1:19pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
***just passing , had to check in case the kids bruise themselves ***. Come here Maria, u got a little wound here, who pushed you. I told him to mynd his business. |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 1:17pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Dis post dey turn me on mehn...Oya get ur DlLIDO and start to wet ur self. Hopeless ashi |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 11:41am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Shollypopz: This place is so boring, I even read DailyNew's post.........Lmao  |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 10:40am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Shollypopz: lolKul , and we are all boys , do we still need to see Pastor to pray about us |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Battles 1. by ITbomb(m): 10:25am On Sep 20, 2012 |
190: Are women now scarce dat men now fall in loveNa person only daughter u dey yab like this? |
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