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Idowuogbo: Haba! Grade d first Adoyuken na!
Who won me or IT

Eh ya , stop crying na , u won
chei nwam,
Come and collect ur biscuit

[quote author=Mynd_44]and the only thing you have in common with humans is a brain. It does not work but it is there[/quote]'They' say we should take it to the battle field , so i'll let u live just this time

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]dis idowuogbo sef,, she dey kolo dieee....
i know her type.[/quote]Can you pls me identify her type among homo sapiens. Cos she looks like still evolving from homo erectus.

The only similarity she has with us is that she stands on her hind legs making it appear as if she is standing erect like humans

Idowuogbo: Na so o! Cretins stepping up wiv some repeated bars to face me dier God? Dem wan die b dat.

Oh Father!
I hate to see this
A creeping carrion gushing out profanity so early in the morning . When she should be thanking God for a new day.
Pathetic

[quote author=na2day!]

Another perpetual motion device, eh? [/quote]According to his explanations it is possible although the atomic energy might have to be initial extracted thru fission for it to be self sustaining.
That should involve some initial energy inputs

[quote author=Maria-G]God also does not like the idea of abortion......thats another mortal since upon herself. And the result? situation gets worse.[/quote]I have to agree with Goldie on this , if she gives birth to that child , that child would be a constant reminder of the regret she will carry for life .
In my opinion , she should do what is expedient and start afresh. Make amends with God and look up to God as the Provider and not put all hope on any man , be he uncle or bf

Made by Izuogu

By Ebele Orakpo
Perhaps, Nigeria would have joined the likes o
Germany, Japan, India and Malaysia as an
automobile manufacturer as far back as 1997
when Dr. Ezekiel Izuogu, an electrical/
electronics engineer, a doctor of science and
lecturer of communications and electronics engineering at the Federal Polytechnic, Owerri,
made a prototype of his first ever all-African car
which he named Z-600. The car which BBC’s Hilary Andersson
described as the all-African dream machine,
was made for the family market with a top
speed of 140km (86m) per hour. Ninety per cent of its parts were sourced locally.
For instance, the horn was a doorbell and it
would have been the cheapest car on the
planet as it would have cost just $2,000 to own
one. According to Izuogu who had demonstrated a
great flair for inventive and creative knowledge
fro early childhood, he was working on
adapting the engine to allow the Z-600 to
double up as a lawnmower or an electricity
generator.










Izuogu machine:
Before the Z-600 car, Dr. Izuogu had been
working on ways to provide the nation and the
world with clean, cheap and environment-
friendly energy source. So, after 33 years of
intense research, he came up with a new branch of physics known as
Emagnetodynamics, the branch of physics that
studies the conversion of the energy of static
magnetic fields into work. Before now, “the
conventional electric motor was built on the
principle/law of Michael Faraday which states that Force is exerted on a current-carrying
conductor in a magnetic field.” The two laws of Emagnetodynamics state as
follows: Force is exerted on a composite
magnetic pole in the vicinity of an array of like
poles; and this force is in the direction of the
composite polarity similar to the array. Based on these two laws, he invented the
Izuogu machine, also called the self-sustaining
Emagnetodynamics machine, a kind of electric
motor that draws atomic energy from the nuclei
of permanent magnets and therefore requires
no input power to operate. According to
Izuogu, there are
two versions of
the Emagnetodynamics machine – the non-self-
sustaining and the self-sustaining machine
which can run for upwards of 30 to 40 years.
He added that soft iron machine or the hard
iron machine could be built from each of them. He noted that the machines named M-1000 and
M-6000, respectively, could drive 100 KVA and
5 Mega watt electric power generators with no
noise, no pollution, and zero energy input. “The M-60 prototype machine has been built
and demonstrated, while the M-1000 and
M-6000 have been designed waiting to be
built,” he said. Scientists have experimented with nuclear
reactors in their bid to seek energy source that
is clean, cheap and environment-friendly.
However, this could not work as the dangers
inherent in that are enormous. For instance, reports say that more than 20,000
people developed thyroid cancer and had to
have their thyroids removed as a result of April
26, 1986 Chernobyl disaster. Till date, there is
about 1,660 square-mile Exclusion Zone
around the site of the Chernobyl disaster, 26 years after the accident. Unlike nuclear reactors, the Izuogu machine
draws atomic energy without the dangers and
complications of nuclear reactors. Izuogu said
that besides generating electricity, the machine
can also power big luxury buses and trams

[quote author=Fourc@de]Smh[/quote]Should I sign u up?

[quote author=Maria-G]Unto free toto? Continue with the explanation jare. It says "explain" and not "explain and demostrate".[/quote]Lol, we will continue in next class , I need to start prep to catch the 7:30 , I don't wanna be hole in a hold up caused by some rascal who insisted on discharging his diesel on the highway .

Burger01: If you are corporate and you need to get ur mails pushed to your phone, you need to stay reachable, then you will appreciate blackberry the more. Pinging is just a past time. To me its like playing games on your phone. I hardly ping unless its informative and work oriented...

You people talked about push mails as if it is a new invention brought by BB, we have been having it since last decade nokia fones . Some peeps were not that technologically sound to set up their fones and always-on internet was still on high side.
Now it not that expensive , with even 10mb , u can have ur mailboxes sync for a month ie without large documents download

[quote author=Maria-G]am sur I didnt ask Idowu that question. If I wanted to know I wuld have asked her, so, am asking you...stop giving me references....am listenng/reading[/quote]K , here we go
Love making is an embodiment of emotional upheavals and sensual expressions , sometimes to enjoy sexx , u just need to stop thinking and respond to ur body urge.

Waiting for the man to lead can give room for some pause as u anticipate what he is going to do next . This pauses can give rise to wandering thoughts that takes the passion out of the experience. This thoughts might be ' Emeka didn't handled me like this or this is not exactly what I read in books or watch on movies.
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You need to involve ur body and soul in the process , to ignite the passion in ur soul , most girls might need a little cry or something that makes them cry .

Do u need more explanations or u still insist on a demonstration.

Come on, don't tell me you are the missionary type.
You should learn from Idowu , when she is in the middle of the session with one of her customers and she is shouting ' Come harder , Furkhard . . . . ' does not convey any scenario of slow and sensual?

[quote author=Maria-G]how amny hours of sleep did you get or you were busy looking for someone to experiment your hard steel on? Who talked about making a girl cry and seriously, why did you transport that here?[/quote]You wanted a clarifications on the correlation between romance and violence and I got something handy.
And who is talking about hard-on here , seriously

[quote author=Maria-G]I hope you dont get torched halfway cus it seems you gathering the more dangerous ones....although it seems their jabs aint getting to you[/quote]I'm gathering the worst of the worst
When I've gotten enough numbers , i'll open a thread like Dailynews and complain on how people on nl hate me and ganged up to destroy my hard earned image and reputation
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Then quit nl for more worthier ventures

[quote author=Maria-G]oh really...meaning peace cant do that.....hmmm, makes sense, a little.....but have never heard that romance and violence go together[/quote]

Romance / Re: How To Make Your Girl Cry During Love Making
by Maria-G(f): 3:51am
Oloshi...come carry
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Making a girl cry during love making involve some elements of violence

[quote author=Maria-G]moving higher and higher.....[/quote]Gathering more enemies so that I can heap them in one place and torch them

[quote author=Maria-G]I see.....so what good has the hard steel done...?[/quote]Generating traffic and money for Seun to help sustain nairaland.com for more serious discussions in other sections

sexkillz: [color=#000030]All of the above. But in order of preference.

D
B
F
E
C
A
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Putting ' b. Family background ' in the second doesn't work in reality cos when u meet a girl , I believe you first assess what u see there before u get to know her family as u r interacting.
And most time the initial attraction is the Beauty before u even close up to know her personality
Age should come last

[quote author=Maria-G]it doesnt have to be that..... I means whatever happend to smiles and good words?[/quote]Boring

Joeblis: ^^^Bros i say no quote me abi u nor dey hear english for night?

Ur fada
Na English u write so?
Rubbush
Norbody
toroughly

Domiciled at one thread turning it into ur personal blokus chatting . I had to leave cos of u.
Hapi Blokus Day

[quote author=Maria-G]your meaning? And who is "them"?[/quote]Anyone that brings war to ur doorsteps should be handled with a Hand of Steel

[quote author=Maria-G]I think a new thread should be started.......... The Peace-making paradise.....the watch word will be "sorry"[/quote]U get real Peace from a Piece of steel ,
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Bomb them into submission , remember Hiroshima.
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And position ur nuclear nukes over their head .
as a constant reminder
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Then you'll get real peace

hornipipe: I have been laughing at a reckless abandon lately.
Thanks to NL

So much fun brother , nice to know u belong to the Reds

Joeblis: Hmmm Seun you'av got some serious work to do in this...you need to toroughly clear this site from this foolish niggaz and dumb b.itches...RUBBUSH
make norbody quote me

U be masquerade ? Make nobody quote you

pazienza: quota system/federal character is the death of Nigeria.

Fixed

Odunnu: BTW, the name is Odunnu. Thank you

Since 'they' say nl is a faceless forum , I guess lets keep it there.
Gudnyt

[quote author=acidosis™]I need to water this thread. .its so dry[/quote]Freecocoa's Battle thread took the bite out of this thread but ama bring it back

makizee: Except from bn an hotspot for wifi connectivity, a nokia E5 can do virtually all u listed here,pdf files conversion, word and all dt good sturv...aybe you should check the phone out...I have a bb too though.

Wrong , with my Joiku in E5, I provide internet at 4g to every wifi device around me with airtel 1gig
And I can never be lost in any city with my nokia map - online and offline , as long as u can see the heavens.
Can BB give u that?

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He is here , let me give chance so that he takes the podium and talk Idowu into making the best out of what remains of her wasted life