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Odunnu: .

Zainab?

hornipipe: ITBOMB stop stealing bars now haba mallam

I guess that is foul play , Oya freekick , let the game continue .
Why u dey here instead of to watch ur team .
Man U and Chelsea don score one each

Idowuogbo: Ur mother trained me,

Let's assume my mama trained you as you said and we grew up together.
Do we have to blame mama that today I work in an air-conditioned office and you source for a living on the streets.
Your calling as a striper has nothing to do with mama
It is what ur highest intelligence can accommodate

Idowuogbo: Come harder , Fuckt ....ard

I see u r so used to all those Ashawolike terms , it is so obvious in all your post .
You are a real professional in your calling

Idowuogbo: person! Dat was obviously written as some sort of slang. Empty skull! Keep preaching about ur mudas legacy u hia! Goat!

Foolishness has no hiding place...
I love the way you brand and advertise yours...

Where are they?

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The pussycats have run to call for help from the dog named mynd

Idowuogbo: Dive inside volcano first,if nothing does u, I go drop email, pin twitter, yim,Skype,FB u name it! U garrit!

it is obvious your work at Allen Avenue is making u miss ur Adult Night classes.
Some customers can give u some english lessons if u give them free BJ

Goldieluks: Six digits or Six feet?

You keep mentioning my name because bi..tch keeps seeking female attention.

The fault lies in the those small bois making ur head swell not knowing that u are a
retardeen & a psychotic prospect.

Idowuogbo: Conductors for PH , security for one babalawo

I can see you are getting confused and deranged. Have u taken your medications this evening?

I will kill sexkillz

Sorry kids [Goldiger, IdowuIgbo, Myce] I have been a bit busy making some six digits and couldn't keep up with your rants.
you can now continue, I'm here for u

hornipipe: Seriously this guy is derailing this thread if he wants to preach what's stopping him from going to the religion section to start a thread
SMH

Correct , he should be ban for derailing a battle thread.

Idowuogbo: Fish no gree enter pond? Bombaclart! Me dey think na womb carry ur cursed self, it's so obvious na anuz store ur embryo.person!!

Sure u know what its like to shuff tinz up ur anuz, it's written all over you. Each time mama brings a man home, she f*cks him right in your face, yeah i know it was a traumatic experience for you.
Pathetic

Point of Correction.
They call it Federal Character, this means there are two position to be shared between two families.
Family A has 3 qualified candidates to present.
Family B has 53 qualified candidates to present.

Anyone from family A that agrees to go to school has a village committee set up for him to push him to the highest level.

while family B has to organise an aptitude test to screen all its graduates.

***thinking of MouthAction***

jammyng: Keep the child BUT leave the house!

To where?
You obviously do not understand what it means to be in a village without your parent protection being bullied by more wicked village uncles and young guys.

Because as she would be fending for herself, she will be exposed to many bad things.

Sorry to say this, but abort the foetus, learn a trade and start making plans to get out of the house as fast as possible when u r able to take care of urself.
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Next time he comes, tell him to use a rubber.[/s]

Ask yourself, Why is the enrollment for school less in the North. Your answer should give an idea of what you are looking for.

And why should they when they are busy queuing up for '72 Virgins' Missions.

I knew that the thread would turn out to ' Sexkillz vs the rest ' .

Try again next time , we saw this 6 months ago on nl

ba7man: C'mon don't be so stiff. Its a joke not a real life story.

U think so ?
Try and post this in Islam for muslim and make reference to muhammad , come back here , if u can , n tell us the story

#WHATADAY

saint pipe: A man may be a fool and not know it

don't tell me u ve been banned already

Goldieluks: What is your problem man?? Can't someone have a chat without you showing off your untamed childishness??
This is the second time your soul is mentioning my name, am warning you , stop it this minute.

Don't even start it on me , if u were too lazy to read thru it , here is it.

Goldieluks:
Stop taking NL seriously. This is a faceless forum and everyone got their lives to live.
Stop bothering your head with strangers.
Remember, each to their own.

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DailyNews: My dear,
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I am not like some faceless ppl here who know they got nothing to lose cos they have no image, no reputation, no standard, no class, so they can rubbish anybody's name & go home feeling big for gaining a cheap fame by tarnishn odas image.

Ok , let me try on this [summary]
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My dear , what u r online is what u r in real life.
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People like Goldieluks that has no image also has no reputation, no standard, no class, so they can rubbish anybody's name & go home feeling big for gaining a cheap fame by tarnishn odas image.
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Many many other things , u guys gotta learn how to read prose

My best MODs
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OAM4J - he tries to make u understand his political views very logically , if u don't , u r lined up for a ban
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Jarus - silent killer , I only listen to him when he comes up with Sanusi's Press releases
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manmustwac - how did a religious man call himself ' Man Must Wack '. Always busy telling newbies that Tithing has been discussed before.
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Sexkillz - set a thief to catch an armed robber. This MOD won't stop at sitting at the judgement seat to deliver judgement . He comes down to kick u in the asz as well.

Like I promised you, here is the summary of Dailynews sermon.

When I was a student I used internet well and graduated with 1st class.

If u r a student here n addicted to internet u r a disgrace. Wake up now or it will be too late as u will realize ur mistakes soon.

Maintain balance.

If u r here to meet Mr. Money by claiming miss hot, idowu or , u will regret.

I made a mistake of dating hapi, pls forgive me.

If u r a girl , withdraw from nairaland.

Many will haul insult at me but count ur teeth.

The best students r fervent xtains.

Have a lovely nite rest.

I'm back again

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Don't be afraid , if he write , I will summarize for u

For this ' The Minister of Culture, Tourism and National Orientation, Chief Edem Duke, who recalled the nostalgic feelings that used to be associated with Nigeria’s national symbols in the past'
In the past , were national honours given to thieves ?
In the past , did we have strikes in our schools
In the past , did we have leaders going to a bomb site wearing bulletproof vest and hundreds of mobile police and soldiers while the youth are encouraged to go to the same place and serve 'under the rain and in the sun'

Do this people understand the mess that they have put Nigeria into?
Do they think patriotism is to 'procure and distribute massive numbers of the
Nigerian flag to Nigerians'.
When the citizens are patriotic and proud of their nation , they are the ones to procure those flag , paint all around them with national colors.
But here we see jobbers wearing customized polo n playing sycophancy .