₦airaland Forum

Bros, why fornicate now. Now your mind no dey settle.

Nothing

This is funny. Na the sister wan marry the girl?

I have never tried it. We speak to each other often, more than 5 times on daily basis

NEVER in the history of this nation have the people and the media shown so much interest and delight in the toilet habit of one man known affectionately in stage shows as Baba Suwe. Suddenly, everyone is waiting eagerly for a man in custody to defecate publicly so we could all see what his faeces looks like. This is the ugly menu that the Nigerian news media, in particular the newspapers have served us on a daily basis since popular actor and stand-up comedian Babatunde Omidina (also known as Baba Suwe) was arrested last week by officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA).

You know there is low quality news when Nigerian newspapers tell you how many times an actor has discharged excreta and whether there were traces of cocaine in the faeces. This is what some people refer to, in popular phraseology, as a “shit story” (pardon the distasteful language). It is odd that newspaper reporters would stake out one man held in detention, and open a diary in which they record how many times the man has visited the toilet.

The NDLEA and Baba Suwe are locked in a battle of wits - to see who will blink first. But it should not be a game for public consumption because it is repugnant and a distraction. The standoff between the accused (Baba Suwe) and the accuser (the NDLEA) is taking place in an uneven field. For example, while the agency has been doing all the talking and feeding journalists with morsels of information on how frequently or infrequently the detained comedian has attempted to empty his bowels, the man has frustrated his keepers by maintaining cold silence, the kind that seems to suggest “prove me guilty if you can.”

http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=64977:obijiofor-waiting-for-baba-suwe-to-defecate-&catid=38:columnists&Itemid=615

Igbe dowo

Sincerely, i dont know.

shawonlese:
Foolish Libyans. They will soon start washing plates and cleaning toilets in western countries in droves when the real alarm start.

And the man goes

O gbo su egbe, O gbo rindin, O gbo ya mugu. The symbol of the three statue as you enter Lagos.

Inner beauty

You must be kidding me

What do we believe now?

In my opinion, tithe is not meant for the pastor but the church. Though the pastor could be paid out of it.

Final Sh1t

Igbe pataki

Igbe to gbayi

Pls. check yourself.

So this is meant to be an achievement. Check your head.

This your English self na wa.

All these for one woman? I really pity you.

If blood shed could smell rituals, op, I fear you o.

Cuddlemii abeg pardon the guy. The guy na teenager. Now I know where the problem is coming from. Are u sure this your user name is not working against u?

Guy na u be the temptation. Which office u dey work abeg?

I hate it.

Have u heard of the story of the persistent widow in the bible? Play along if u love her, she might turn around later.

Guy continue financing her and forget about the relationship.

Op, ever heard of complex issue before? That's exactly what your problem is. I'm sure u worth that lady self. I wonder what she saw in you.