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bennyraz: everytin is just hype. Just cuz dey have 6packs doesn't mean their jeremiah is muscular except for those take all sort of tablets and use all sort of creams and stuff to get their jeremiah's long and fat. But trust me, they don't last more than a round. They get tire after they release and to get their jeremiah up for round two is a problem. But, op. Try dem out. Notin dey hapen.

Am sure you are not gay cos am wondering where you got all these from.

Maybe u bore her now. Find a way to spice up your relationship bro. Dated my fiancée for over 6yrs. After 5yrs, we started having issues all because I was not sensitive enough. I had return to what I was doing when we first met, infact did better. I was surprised as things turned ard for better. Will invite you for our wedding ceremony in two months time.

nasty45: Abeg make dem accept her,we sef don tire for ha.WHIC KIND LIFE?

Abi now.

What were u expecting?

Brb

Pls tell me what will become of the two kids.

This is hilarious.

This hilarious.

Idowuogbo: See dis wan oo

U no dey go theatre ni? Na Juliana and Juliet we dey do na.

Ok. Keep it up.

blackolove: pls i wonder d kind of girls we hv nowadays.was it like ds in d days of our fore fathers?girls dnt control themslv's again.they wnt all d boys-men.some wada young or old they dnt care jst fill in d gab wt ur.....i want 2 knw,do girls hv lose period or are thy periods dt girls dnt make choice again?any young or old man dt comes their way,thy accept,nt jst acceptin,she gives A wht she gives B n c as well. i need answers b/4 i go dig my grandfather grave ask em wada him c during his period on earth

What are you still waiting for? Or you need tfare?

Hope she was arrested?

I wonder why slimyem and idowuogbo are always at each other's throat.

The couple shd thank their stars. What if the driver added some WAHALA to the food.

The people that sent the driver without any company shd be held liable.

dabrake: and to think a sane person like you will give a sane reply to an insane question from an insane guy, . . .

Abi now.

Believe me, she is a virgin though not a saint.

Sincerely I see nothing wrong in sleeping on thesame bed with a lady without touching her, but why bring that to nairaland?

The way u dey murder English is more painful.

Biscute: The prophet is not honoured in his own town that is Naija people never regard any good thing from there state..
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What's all these.

slimyem: there will be real committment,but there'll always be a hidden 'just in case' side to it!
It just makes the heartbreak experience easier to manage.
Its worked for me once,i dont doubt it'll work again if i choose to employ it!

You can't give it your all.

slimyem: there will be real committment,but there'll always be a hidden 'just in case' side to it!
It just makes the heartbreak experience easier to manage.
Its worked for me once,i dont doubt it'll work again if i choose to employ it!

Believe me, there can not be commitment from you with this view.

God does not support infidelity.

JJC you succeeded in getting attention especially Tellwisdom.

Your friend is failing already. But that guy no too try o.

Op, getting the waiting type is not easy this days. Who is this guy? Is he a virgin also? If he is not, believe me he will get it from elsewhere if he not getting it from you.

Well, you can tell him.

Bros u don't enter am. Am sure you are still thinking of her.

Truth is bitter.

Well I have dated someone much older than me before (4yrs) and wow,it was one of my best relationships. It lasted for almost 2yrs. When you see us, you will never tell the age difference. If not for circumstances beyond our control, it would have led to marriage.

Op, can I ask u a qtn? Are you sure your feelings will still remain after 5yrs of marriage?

xynerise: If betrayal is written all over his face then use a piece of cloth and clean his face

Nice one. Den dey write am for face?