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Drugs!!!

Noted.

The first image looks more like it was taken during an old boys reunion.

Back to the question.

We have younger children in SS3 now.

Skin lightening abi bleaching is actually a menace.

Crazily, the contents of these creams contribute to kidney failure.

Modern one now are the skin lightening supplements.

yomi531:
True talk. Most Nigerians are Colorists. U will hear something like , Chai I don dey black oo. See as that guy black like charcoal. I been fair b4 oo , na sun make me black laidis. Thats why everyone wants to look lighter. Mostly the girls though

It is well…

After such clear information, he’ll probably get 6 months jail time.

It is NOT well…

lexy2014:
if you know the price in Lagos, why are you asking?

My exact thought.

Money is good…

The night is darkest towards the break of dawn.

You’re probably closer to making your dreams come true, than ever before.
This phase is a test.

Just hold on a little longer.
You’ll be glad you did…

This is really heart wrenching…

Omoooooo

Reason for more hotels…

NikoWinaman:
This is quite like how my best friend back at uni days found his wife. We were just sitting in his car at the car park of our admin block when some girls drove and parked beside us. As one of them was coming out the car she didn't know something fell down and my friend noticed the black nylon bag that dropped. When they went into the building we went to pick the bag only to discover it was cash of about 250k as at year 2,000 oooo. And that day we were broke looking for money to drink beer so you can imagine. I had already started jubilating untop how many crates of beer we will drink when my friend said we must find the girl to give her back the money untouched. I nearly craze but I had to agree with him. We found the girl and gave her the bag of cash. She nearly fainted and that was how it started till graduation and life together with two lovely kids. Unfortunately and sadly he passed away few years back leaving that beautiful down to earth lady with the two kids. May his gentle soul rest in peace. I still miss him so much and do all I can to always support the wife and kids although the lady got a good paying job. So painful

May his soul keep resting.

Best served with better egusi soup…

May the young girl’s soul rest in peace…

Shimmaa:
I am positive, just wondering how people are badging 5.0 every year now, does it mean it's now easy to get 5.0?

Past questions, consistently.

I think…

Him get mind accuse police of “thieving” him manhood.

Really bold of him…

Trauma!

Arostar2023:
How people awaiting trial will be put in the same cell with hardened and condemned criminals is inhumane.

And a lot of times, they may be innocent people who found themselves in unfortunate situations.

Greatechng:
You no go believe sha until e happen to you

May God not let us fall into such situation

May we not be unfortunate. 🙏

MrNipplesLover:
Wonderful, I've even forgot about this post (Smiles)...

It is a long story, but make I try short am as possible as I fit:
we actually met (hmmm)...
I gave her the liberty to choose the day convenient for her, and a date was fixed...
On the fixed day, our agreement was for us to meet at an eatery in the afternoon, but this girl intentionally delayed till it slid towards the night time...

When it was getting late, I would call her but her number wouldn't go through, so, I felt perhaps she wasn't going to be showing up again, then dropped a message on her WhatsApp and locked up...
Being on a Saturday, I had already booked a hotel room somewhere around Ilupeju side, expecting one parole banny...
So, I was already in my hotel room when all of a sudden, this my ex called me that she was almost at the address I gave her...
In my mind, I was like, WTF! By this time of the night, this is past 8pm!
And the parole babe wey I booked was also already on her way...
Immediately this my ex called me by that time, I already grabbed the scope - it's very simple, her plan was to sleep over at my place, cos she knew I cared about her when we were dating...
She intentionally delayed till night time so that I won't ask her to be going home at late hour, which would see her sleep over at my place (she wanted us to have sex by all means) - that's just the game...

So, as she called me that moment, I quickly picked my car keys and drove to the eatery and sat inside the place...
She followed my direction and got to the place I was...
Guess what I saw - to God who made me, I swear, the girl showed up with a protruding stomach (pregnancy)...

My head started banging like say e wan burst...
At that period, I talked to this girl like mad... Why on earth would you show up to a man with belle for God's sake?!
Though, I wasn't talking harshly to her, but I wasn't smiling as well...
The girl was surprised to see me as I look presently, she said I don become a big boy now and I don change, and that without even asking, she say she can see that I'm rich (blah blah blah)...
After spending like 20 mins talking, I just told her to follow me, we entered my car and I asked of her residential address precisely... I put it on google map and na so I drive her back to her house...

Initially, I wasn't going to let her see say I get ride, but it was inevitable at that night, cos I no fit leave her with pregnancy to take a cab back to her place for that night...
She looked vulnerable and I no fit leave her alone...
Her place is in mowe ibafo...

While we were in transit, the parole banny wey I booked just called me say she was already at the hotel, I follow the receptionist talk make dem take am inside my lodge-room...
I intentionally put my conversation with the banny on Bluetooth speaker in my car so that this my ex go dey hear wetin dey sup...

Na so I just dropped her off at her house in mowe and gave her 15k cash..
She come dey act somehow say I no allow her stay with me well...
I was like, are you okay? You get belle and you carry yourself come meet me...
I tell her say even without the belle self, me and you no fit do shittt...

She said I dey carry olosho, too. That the girl that called me when we dey inside the car na runs girl...
I said yes, I dey do runs girls... Abi na you make I dey fvck?
She said yes, I can have sex with her naw...
I tell her say her head is not correct...
I just drove off and blocked her straight...
Up till today, she never call me...

Though, I blocked her number that night, but I know her, she could easily call me with another numbers, but that has not happened till this very moment...
But I saw her stats on Facebook when she born the baby...
Some Women dey do a lot of shiit that even devil self dey fear dem...
As u dey see me so, I no have any percentage of trust in any woman except my mother...

No matter who u are in my life, I no trust woman...
Good afternoon, and same (new year) to you...

Omoooooo

Things dey occur.

Thanks for the update.

And God bless you for not taking advantage of her vulnerable state.

VicM6:
This tin can pain like hell i swear...almost every mins u scratch ur bumbum.....Na sit bath help me then..... jst a little bit of hot water with salt... Then i leave any tin sugar 4 1 gud year and anytin bread....now it's gone...otilo

Op, this is all you need, unless it’s a really severe fissure.

Sitz bath
Dietary modification
Maybe some Paracetamol for this acute phase.

Speedy recovery…

MrNipplesLover:
As old as this post is, y'all won't believe if I tell una say this my ex never let me be....
I just didn't post about it but since then till this January, she never leave my neck...
Surprisingly, she has had her 2nd child with her man, but yet, she still chases me...
Mid last year (2022), I gave her my attention when her persistence would not stop...

So, I opened the floor for her for friendly communication and chatting (on WhatsApp)...
I actually wanted to know the reasons behind her persistence chasing me for over 6 years...
I would allow her to crack jokes and I would do the same, so as to make her feel comfortable to pour out her mind...

She has been indirect in her convo, but she has made it known that she would like us to meet and...
I may be an Olosho boy, but I have rules and abomination...
To all married men out there, pls and pls, always do well to spend time with your family (starting from your wives). Do no be leaving your wives for weeks or months self all in the name of business/work... Don't allow the gap, abeg una...
Also a warning; beware of your wife if you sense that she is in contact with her ex... Please, beware!

A married woman who found her ex and keeps contact with him is to be wary of... This is not a good connection at all...
Do not trust such woman...
Never ever allow your woman to be in contact with her ex... The end will break your heart.

I can't type much on this but to let you people know, me and this babe (my ex) are meeting today (Tuesday).

For her mind, something will happen between us, cos she was excited about this, but I have already in stock what I'm going to say to her senses... (It's a total rubbish).

I just pity some married men who create too much space in their marriages, devil would use your women...

What a pity.

How did the meeting go?

Still on your neck?

Good afternoon and happy new year…

My boss is quite unhappy I’ve not called or texted to wish her “happy new year”.

Those things mean nothing to me ohhh.
Don’t know why people see them as special.

One of the reasons why government work dey sweet. 😁, unless pesin put you inside, to whom you owe continuous allegiance.

It’s well…

May the souls of our fallen heroes rest easy…

Seems dad is/was in the health field.

franchasofficia:
3,4, 7 and 10 are vital questions but there is nothing God cannot do.
Some people came from a family with no trace of those aforementioned sickness or disorder but still ended up suffering them at later years in their life.
Sometimes, it's all about what you consume, grace and mercy of God when it comes to health

Sometime back, a lecturer used an image which had a very profound message.

GENES LOAD THE GUN,
LIFESTYLE PULLS THE TRIGGER…

Nice piece…

Morals now, especially when it comes to money, is at an all-time low.

Some of the praise singers actually know it’s drug/fraud/illegal money, and are hoping to be carried along.

All way to them, na way.

ImoleNaija:
And if you doubt their purported sources of wealth, their fans would tag you hater.

When breeze blow, fowl yansh go open.

Exactly.

“You’re just being envious”, “suffer no dey tire you?”, “follow who know road”.

It’s well…

These things go beyond one’s level of education.

Men her age also act funny on the internet.

Young men do same too.

We have lots of naive people on the internet, despite being well educated.

Life has always been hard.

It has become tougher of late.

May he find rest…

Nnamdipapa:
Two can manage to combine expenses and pull themselves out of poverty compared to one person struggling alone but no child should be involved. I have white couples married for 5 years and on family planning. They just bought the second home. Jayz has one kid, Cena is even refusing to have any child.

Poor people are poor because they make poor decisions.

Another JayZ? 🤔

Abi the Carter we all know?

Softmirror:
Lol 😂, so you also don't understand what I wrote lol.

Proves why students read all night and still struggle to make 50 marks.

Reading is one part,
Understanding, another and maybe the most important.

DaddyCoool:
I don't think I believe this one, but anything is possible. Door-knock, maybe. But actually paying the bride price, which involves a party and ceremony??

Believe it.

Has happened a couple of times in a state in the north that I know of.

Due to the religious stand on premarital sex, guys go as far as marrying a woman just to have a taste, then divorce within 3 months.

I think it’s not a thing anymore, as some of them now indulge in premarital sex and the likes.

CaptMarvel:
this is nice. I wish her all the best. But to see a single man at that age close or above hers would be difficult, or might not be from the same tribe or region as hers, so she should keep her options opened

I wish her the very best too…

CaptMarvel:
this is nice. I wish her all the best. But to see a single man at that age close or above hers would be difficult, or might not be from the same tribe or region as hers, so she should keep her options opened

I wish her the very best too…

brain54:
Still a virgin at 47 years...

I wonder if that is a good or bad thing.

Reverend sis... Pls what did you do with your youth?

Serving the Lord. 🙏