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Education / Re: FUTASUG Passed Wrong Information About The Drowned Students by itsik(m): 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2017
Rip to them.
Family / Re: What Are The Things People Without Home Training Do In Another Person's House ?? by itsik(m): 10:46pm On Jun 30, 2017
Spraying ur perfume.......... puff puff pufffff... puff puuuuuuffffffffuuuuuuu puf puf puffffff pufffffffff puff puff puff puff puuuuuuffffffffuuuuuuuffuuu fuuuuuuu fuuuuu puffpuff.

Secondly, going to the pot to dish food and take meat as they want just cos u told them to feel at home. That was how my guy went and took over 5 pieces of meat from my stew cos I told him to feel at home ooooo. Kai haba mallam.

Thirdly, leaving the toilet unflushed after use.

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Celebrities / Re: Ejine Okoroafor Sexy In Pink Bra In A Swimming Pool (Photo) by itsik(m): 5:14pm On Jun 28, 2017
Ovoko.
Kai, I know am good at sucking oooo.
Lawd, I need this kind of woman

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Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Sacks SSG, Commissioners And Over 200 Aides by itsik(m): 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2017
Dont know what to say
But what does a full grown man need 200 aides for?
Is he brain dead?
Hats wrong with nigerians and our politicians. Ordinary governor has 200 aides excluding commissioners?
When he becomes the president he will need a Local Government as aides.
Rubbish.

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Spotted Buying Corn (Photos) by itsik(m): 4:57pm On Jun 14, 2017
Well she dey try.
Still a "flat mate"

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Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas Stuns In Ankara Dress by itsik(m): 2:39pm On Jun 13, 2017
Cools sha but yash isnt my thing.



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Nairaland / General / Re: See Photo Of a Man Posing Inside A Casket Sparks Outrage On Social Media by itsik(m): 4:48am On Jun 13, 2017
Craze. Na hin be this
Crime / Re: Kwame Bonsu Jailed For Raping And Assaulting His Wife by itsik(m): 10:30pm On Jun 09, 2017
Mad country.
Cos she is from sweden then everyone sides her.
No fair hearing or what so ever.
Feminists oya come and squirt over this thread

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Politics / Re: Reps Probe Award Of Multi-billion Naira Contract To 5-day-old Firm by itsik(m): 11:57am On Jun 02, 2017
Change!
Change!!
Change!!!.

Saint Buhari and Amaechi, "pray for you......"

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Health / Re: UK Bans Nigerian Doctor Pestering His Patients With Love Advances (photo) by itsik(m): 12:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
Ffyhhjkkk
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rap Sensation, G'iyaz, Puts Out His Cover Of Banky W's Heaven by itsik(m): 10:23pm On May 24, 2017
Nice one here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cummins Nigeria Recruitment 2017 Is Ongoing – Apply Now by itsik(m): 8:50pm On May 19, 2017
Well I will be coming to this cummings interview
Politics / Re: Anne-Marie Imafidon Awarded By Queen Elizabeth Arrives Royal Palace With Her Dad by itsik(m): 8:42pm On May 19, 2017
Her backside sha.
Nyashable

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice: "My Woman Has To Kneel Down To Serve Me Food" by itsik(m): 10:41pm On May 17, 2017
Pathetic, it pains me so much.
Am so scared of marriage

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Shina Peller's 41st Birthday Dinner In Lagos by itsik(m): 12:02pm On May 17, 2017
Hmmmmm. Them gang
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Father Assaults His 3-Year-Old Child For Defecating In Bedroom (Photos) by itsik(m): 2:53pm On May 16, 2017
Am tired. Infact I have seen enough from this world. Haaaaa
No nah whats all this. @poster below, even if its fake news, what will such an innocent kid do to warrant such beating with such marks on his body eh?. Lets say the news is fake. But who then could beat such innocent being to such extent.
Nah dog?

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Self Driving Bus Unveiled (photos) by itsik(m): 10:55am On May 16, 2017
This one no be bus nah house.

N.B. buses that are driven by humans here in naija have problems moving around and even have unavoidable accidents. Not to talk of automatic unmanned bus like this one. Just kukuma kill me.
Where u wan drive am, for lagos? Make danfo use am clean body abi for port Harcourt make taxis scatter him body.
Kai. Nigeria, we are backwards ooooo. Forget

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Culture / Re: Video Of The Oba Of Lagos Palace On Fire by itsik(m): 5:42pm On May 02, 2017
Wow. Nemesis

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Second Babymama-to-be, Amanda, Flaunts Her Growing Bump by itsik(m): 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2017
So like this, like this. This has come to stay.
Morals going small small.

24yrs and baby mama and proud.
Chai.
Am just so scared for my own children. They might learn this from out there. And believe you me, this is not right.
Wish her the best though.

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson: Are Nigerian Pastors Interested In Preaching Or Offering? by itsik(m): 4:15pm On Mar 11, 2017
Over correct worry her judgement
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub: Nigerians React by itsik(m): 10:39am On Mar 09, 2017
Hmmmmmmm.
You should be more scared of your grammar. shocked

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Food / Re: Big Cat Fish Caught In Bayelsa (Throwback Photo) by itsik(m): 12:49pm On Mar 04, 2017
The girl be like. #CHILLINGWITHBIGFISH.
Trust our girls nah.
Fish na celebrity here ooooo

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Health / Re: Lady Injured By Gunpowder Fire Accident In Awka Hospitalized (Graphic Photos) by itsik(m): 11:53am On Mar 02, 2017
She's not dead @some posters above.

R.I.P sister may God guide u in heaven 



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Career / Re: Man Dressed In White Selling Pure Water In Abuja. Photos by itsik(m): 8:45pm On Mar 01, 2017
Hmmmm.



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Celebrities / Re: Prince Okojie: "How Mercy Johnson And I Settle Our Marriage Disputes" by itsik(m): 11:04pm On Feb 27, 2017
Well its nice sha.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not Coming Back By Toyin Dawodu by itsik(m): 6:03pm On Feb 23, 2017
Hmm

I keep saying it.
Its as simple as this.
If you say Buhari is good and the best thing that happened to Nigeria,
I say, may GOD ALMIGHTY govern and rule your life just the way Buhari is ruling Nigeria.
Otherwise, just know within yourself that he is a failure and you dont want to admit it.
Say amen to the above i stated here if you say he is the best.
Simple.

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Romance / Re: Bisi Alimi: "I Have Never Had Sex With A Woman At 42 But I Dated 3 Girls" by itsik(m): 3:44pm On Feb 21, 2017
Na this kin ones wey cancer dey reap off their anus.
Filty animals.
Let all these I too sabi wey dey nairaland.com come and quote me. Hidiats.
Please dont bring gay to our country. There is no benefit attached to it if not pervertism and building wrong foundation for younger generations.

Lest I forget, you said you are planning on having a kid?
Gay idiots. Whos eggs are you going to use to produce that kid. Or you gonna impregnate this black mofo?
Cos if you think gay is cool and natural, then dont try to meet a lady to have a child for u deranged fools. Just keep having sex with eachother
Maybe with time one of you will impregnate the other. If by then cancer never reap apart where the baby will come out from, if there's even going to be a baby.
Am just so pained by this hopelessness and stupidity.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Post Of A Couple Who Met On Twitter by itsik(m): 1:22pm On Feb 14, 2017
I just love to suck breasts.
Wonder how it will be when these cuties start coming out.
Ammsure gonna cry.
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Cant do without my wife's breasts.
#SINGLEANDGETTINGREADYFORMARRIAGE

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Romance / Re: If You Truly Love Your Girlfriend, Use Her Picture As Your DP On Valentine's Day by itsik(m): 1:16pm On Feb 14, 2017
To me its nothing. I can even leave it there for over 3months.
Even if am chearing, her pic there isnt anything.
The side chicks know her before accepting my game
Celebrities / Re: Read Tonto Dikeh's Valentine Message by itsik(m): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2017
Odnt know .






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Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Poetry Club: Valentine Duets by itsik(m): 9:27am On Feb 14, 2017
For me this is the best.

Let there be love, shared amongst us,
Let there be love, in our hearts,
LORD let your love, fill this Nation
Cause us O LORD, to arise
Give us a fresh, understanding of brotherly love that is real
Let there be love, shared amongst us
Let there be love.......

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