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Career / Re: What Salary Range Is Low Income In Recession? by itsmisterdavid: 10:44am On Sep 12, 2016
Less than 50k is bad o but manageable.
But above 50k is preferred. 100k can go a long way this period (Especially if you are single)
Politics / Re: Richest Local Governments In Nigeria by itsmisterdavid: 10:38am On Sep 12, 2016
Ohio akpor deserves to be on top. Number one.
In fact if there's a number higher than one. I recommend it for them.
The way they disturb shall shop owners, road side sellers and SME's in PortHarcourt eh. If you no pay ObioAkpor every month, e go reach 10k. Per person.

They keep shutting down small business in the name of let's, duties, tax, bla bla bla. The gravity of the properties they have seized eh, e reach to use relocate go stay for empty land far away, create new state.

Those guys aren't just tax collectors or government officials for the local government. Hey are high end theives. In fact na politicians and rouges full those ObioAkpor officials.

Note: don't reply me RUBBISH if you haven't stayed IN PortHarcourt before.
Webmasters / Re: Our Company Needs A Web-design Firm To Partner With (portharcourt Only) by itsmisterdavid: 5:22pm On Sep 11, 2016
I'm into web and graphics and will be inevitable for your project. Currently@mgbuogba.
My company website: www.davosban .com
Call: 0701585835eight
WhatsApp: +23354343606nine
Call let's talk and meet. Let me know what your project is like and how I&my firm can come in.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Implication Of Accepting A Job Without An Employment Letter? by itsmisterdavid: 4:36pm On Sep 11, 2016
KillerBeauty:
I recently just got a job and i wasn't offered an employment letter. They just told me my salary, period of probation and when to resume verbally without making it official. I'm kind of skeptical about the offer because the firm is a new one.
I want to know the implication of this before committing myself to the job.
My dear, demand for an employment letter before you resume. Even if it's a temporary one. This thing happened to my cousin in Abuja. After one month, they told him to go...no pay. Be wise, shine your eye. This is Nigeria oooo
Webmasters / WARNING: 9 Things You Should Never Search For On Google by itsmisterdavid: 12:08am On Sep 03, 2016
They are mostly things that are a bit disgusting, some of which we filtered out because they’re just too NSFW.

Either way, you should be warned that if you do choose to search for the things on the below list, they may not have pleasant results (apologies to adjacent colleagues and the IT department looking through my work computer).

We’ve done our best to describe, but we will not hyperlink. We’re not monsters.

See the list, here>> http://www.ghanajuice.com/9038
Celebrities / 10 Things That Will Happen If The Federal Government Invited Mark Zuckerberg by itsmisterdavid: 11:58pm On Sep 02, 2016
Mark Zuckerberg’s unannounced but effective visit to Nigeria has sparked up trends, debates, rumors and even controversies all over social media and local news outlets. Many have seen this avenue as a platform to display their creativity in astonishing ways to make people laugh like creating memes ans jokes out of it.

I stumbled upon a post in a Whatsapp group shared by a member on the things he believed will happen f the Federal Government of Nigeria actually Invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria officially.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW>> http://www.ghanajuice.com/9078
Webmasters / Re: A Facebook Group Of 22k Members For Sale by itsmisterdavid: 8:04am On Sep 02, 2016
Whizzcute:


nop. how much is ur prize?
don't worry, I'm looking for group 100k+
except you will take 1k for it, I can give you an AdSense ebook in addition (check my profile)
Web Market / 101 Commandments Of Google Adsense by itsmisterdavid: 7:42am On Sep 02, 2016
No more problems of: Not being approved for AdSense, banned accounts, etc
Order this book and your AdSense account will NEVER be banned. If not, money back guarantee.
Here is my latest mini-ebook called: 101 Commandments of Google AdSense
email me:[email]itsmisterdavid@gmail.com[/email] to order.
or just quote me here for any further inquiries
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Webmasters / Re: A Facebook Group Of 22k Members For Sale by itsmisterdavid: 7:16am On Sep 02, 2016
Whizzcute:


yes, it's selling for #5000
for 22k members? Too much sir. do you have any other group with higher number?
Webmasters / Re: A Facebook Group Of 22k Members For Sale by itsmisterdavid: 12:15am On Sep 02, 2016
Whizzcute:
it's mine, my fb id is Ezuhu chigozie Matthew Jr. check the admins.

if you are interested, let me know . the group is mine

HOW MUCH FOR THE FACEBOOK GROUP? Still available?
Webmasters / Re: Looking For A New (naira) Web Host by itsmisterdavid: 11:15pm On Aug 28, 2016
Boycool1:
though, have used smartweb but havent used web4africa for hosting, only for domain reg......well, talking of smartweb....to enjoy smartweb, you need be on their atleast ''premium plan'' to enjoy their hosting.....the sites on their other lower plans are highly loaded, reducing your site speed.....
Thanks. I'll compare and contrast the both.
Webmasters / Re: Looking For A New (naira) Web Host by itsmisterdavid: 10:46pm On Aug 28, 2016
Boycool1:
though would have suggested smarweb.com.ng but just use web4africa
Please what makes you choose web4africa over smartweb ? These are the kind of things I wanna hear. Thanks.
Webmasters / Looking For A New (naira) Web Host by itsmisterdavid: 9:55pm On Aug 28, 2016
With the dollar rates climbing up faster than a lizard gors up a fence, I am being forced to consider moving all my clients websites to a Nigerian hosting company.

I am a web designer and have over 20 clients sites hosted with namecheap.com

Nairalanders kindly suggest a Nigerian hosting site that as the following features I can use (listed below)

Reliable
90% server uptime
Affordable pricing
STABLE pricing (it's different from affordable)
Excellent customer support (important)
cPanel feature
Fantastico or Softaculous (you should know these )
Cloudflare
Good SSL packages
Has been in webhosting business for more than 5 years

Please kindly suggest to me based on your personal experiences.

I've actually checked Google and seen some but I want to know what real people think of Nigerian hosting companies.

Kindly drop the relevant link alongside your suggestion.

I appreciate you guys.
Celebrities / John Dumelo Finally Opens Up About Abraham Attah: See What He Said. by itsmisterdavid: 7:01pm On Jul 11, 2016
John Dumelo Finally Opens up about Abraham Attah: See What He Said.
http://www.ghanajuice.com/8995
Travel / Re: I Need Good Transport Company To Take A Trip To Ghana By Road by itsmisterdavid: 6:45pm On Jul 10, 2016
Use cross-country to go to gh(they are located at yaba in Lagos
Other transports going to gh are: abc, goXpress, chisco, god is good.

I use them (cross country) most times.
Or you can get a car from mile 2 ( I've also used one of those guys before to gh)

Fares range from 18k and upward (depending on if you have international passport or not)

As for bringing your goods back, you should use one of the big coastal buses of cross country too, or you can enter a private smaller car if its not too much (located at TUDU park in Accra )

Dont spend more than 50-100 Ghana cedis per night for accommodation at any moderate guest house to minimize cost.

Lemme know if you need any more advice.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by itsmisterdavid: 4:16pm On Jul 10, 2016
dearsly:
How can I donate to this forum?...At least to the writer and ten other people...
Acct 0164841113 gtb David Banjoko
Pls if there's any left, anything at all, I will appreciate.
Phone 070 15858 358
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by itsmisterdavid: 4:10pm On Jul 10, 2016
Ymodulus:
Am even making mistakes on account numbers. So many mentions. Want to be sure i am not sending back to those i sent before. I think i just did. Please if you recieved money fro me twice refund 5,000naira back.


However as planned. still 35,000naira to go

Bros, even 2k or 3k will do me pls if there's still any available left.

Acct: 0164841113 GTBANK David Banjoko
Phone: 07015858358
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by itsmisterdavid: 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
Ymodulus:

Drop your account details.

No need to post your name. Just your account number and bank. When I transfer to you. I will ask you to edit your details.

Please no EcoBank. You can give me any other bank
Bros, if anything still dey, Abeg:
Acct: 016484113 GTB
Phone: 070158.58358
Technology Market / Re: For Sale In Abuja-U.S Used Asus Memo Pad Smart 10 ME301T by itsmisterdavid: 2:22pm On Jul 10, 2016
admindim:
15k
I have same tab selling within your budjet. Check ma feed.
Technology Market / Re: 12k Asus Tablet Quick Sale LAGOS by itsmisterdavid: 2:12pm On Jul 10, 2016
Still available
Technology Market / Laptop Power Bank by itsmisterdavid: 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2016
Pls who knows where I can get something like a power bank, but for laptop or if it even exist.

I'm always on the move and hardly have time to charge my laptop at a wall socket.

And please don't tell me to Google it, what is Nairaland for ?
Agriculture / Re: Expert In Here Pls Help Our New Pullets Look Like This What Do We Do ? by itsmisterdavid: 1:08pm On Jul 09, 2016
I Dont know so much about chickens but it seems they need medication ASAP.
Food / Re: See The Fish That Floated To The Shore In Escravos by itsmisterdavid: 11:14am On Jul 09, 2016
Ah


This is a baby whale.



For God sakes this creatures should be preserved and not eaten.
Not every thing in the sea should be eaten na.
These species are going extinct o and Nigeria is contributing.
What is the Wildlife Authorities in Nigeria doing about animals like this.
I cry and weep for my country.
Technology Market / 12k Asus Tablet Quick Sale LAGOS by itsmisterdavid: 11:20am On Jul 08, 2016
I'm selling Asus memo pad 10 KOOF.
16gb
WiFi only
Meetup location: Berger Lagos
First come, first serve
Price : 13k
Colour: white
You can check the whole specs on Google.
Image: http://www.notebookcheck.net/uploads/tx_nbc2/asusMEMO10-me102_3.jpg
More info call: 07015858358
Romance / Re: You Paid Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit And You Caught Her About Doing This. by itsmisterdavid: 1:43pm On Jul 07, 2016
Sweetheart, please when u finish, roll 1 for me too dear.
Politics / Re: Buhari Getting His Nails Manicured By His Granddaughters by itsmisterdavid: 1:34pm On Jul 07, 2016
Who manicure EPP ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by itsmisterdavid: 8:16pm On Jul 06, 2016
I just literally laughed to tears right now. No kidding. Best joke I've seen on nairaland so far.
Science/Technology / Re: Look At This Dolphin That Was Caught And Killed In Delta State by itsmisterdavid: 5:19pm On Jul 06, 2016
TOO BAD.





JUST TOO BAD
Computers / Re: Unlock Smile Mifi Anyone? by itsmisterdavid: 8:23pm On Mar 29, 2016
HAS ANYONE GOTTEN A SOLUTION TO THIS PLEASE?? IM STUCK TOO

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