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Chai!!! I normally use to remove all my clothes before defecating in the toilet(I was tot by mom since I was a kid as not to spoil my clothes).. as wan heavy shit come dey worry me for school! I ran enter toilet quick forgetting to lock it, I stood on the seat(like pit latrine type).. only for my crush to open the door ajar, I was butt naked staring at each other in an awkward silence!! Only for her to bust into laughter I avoided her since that day, thank God it didn't take long her parents change her school |
Which states are in chad and gongolabasin Haywhysat: |
Benue and niger state are middle belt FreeIgbos: |
These are the frontline basin states according to the recently passed PIB bill Chad basin -gombe -borno Anambra Sokoto Niger Benue |
Sharap nyamuri flat.head!! Read the content again, this time slowly without sniffing drugs!! Where did he say staying in nigeria is profitable!?!?! Ofcourse when u ritualists don't have any argument, u tend to change the topic!! Is it by force to align with bai.fraud!! Awon attache by force animals!! E pain u!! SS wealth is non of ur fking problem NigeriaZoo: |
PANDEF is a recognized body representing the entire Niger Delta so IPOB terrorists claim that Clark is only speaking for Ijaw is dead on arrival. Blanket rejection of Beerfraud so they'd better cure themselves of long throat for ND oil and access to the Ocean. A wise man seeks to create allies and not enemies - especially the ones that completely surround you. BigSarah: |
Sharap nyamuri flat.head!! Why are u guys always doubled-faced hypocrites!! You say you don't need them in ur bai.fraud struggle, but till today that hunchback bleaching idiot cownu keeps mentionin their names.. and when they come out to decline and contradict ur attach by force desperation, u guys come with insults You guys are fools and a nuisance!! Is it by force to go with Biafra! Survivingnaija: |
Walahi we nyamuri flat.heads most attach by force, because our region is erosion/potopoto/HIV infected , we are landlocked, our soil not suitable for farming and our grandnut oil from abia and imo can only cook one pot of rice!! ![]()
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So nyamuri flat.heads are not only 3rd class citizens in Nigeria, but were once slaves to itsekiris and binis!! Kai! Walahi I'm disappointed, no presidency now.. they went down on ranking to 6th class citizen!! The hunchback bleaching idiot cownu and watery beans will be disappointed
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OBSERVING activities in the National Assembly these past few weeks, one is left with the simple conclusion that the South will find it difficult to get the presidency, come 2023, unless they change their ways of playing politics. Why will a representative from either the South West of South East kick against the electronic transmission of election results? When it comes to taking decisions, our representatives will vote in the interest of the party, even in matters that are unfavourable to their constituents, whereas their counterparts from the North do not see it that way. After deciding in their various caucuses that host communities should get five percent in the PIB (Petroleum Industry Bill), Northerners still find ways to communicate amongst themselves to bring it down to three percent and our distinguished members of the National Assembly nodded along with them like the Agama lizard. When it concerns matters of common interests, the North will unite, but in the South, we never think like that. We are suffused with idealists, the literati and republicans whose moral and enlightened disposition will not allow them to be bandwagon followers. That is why, for instance, people say, the university system is the most difficult to govern. Too many ‘book people’; and so, you see, for any idea proposed, there are several oppositions and equally plausible ideas standing against it. In the South, directives do not naturally flow from the top to bottom, you will have to carry the people along, do advocacy and persuade them on why your ideas must be implemented. Theirs is not mainly based on religious and ethnic sentiments, rather more on personal convictions. That is why majority of human rights campaigners are from the South: Gani Fawehinmi, Mrs Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti and her children, Beko and Fela; Ovie Kokori, Clement Nwankwo, Tony Ubani, Femi Falana and many too numerous to mention here. Our own Gani was the only one who constituted a stumbling block to Bola Ahmed Tinubu, a Yoruba brother. Such things are rare in other parts of the country. That is why, no matter how you look at it, the Lagos press, together with the human rights campaigners, have been the conscience of the nation. You cannot take that credit away from them no matter how hard you try to change history. Politicians from the South must, therefore, begin to rejig their strategies if they are to dislodge the hegemony that the core North has instituted in the country. Unless the South unite and speak with one voice, they will not be able to achieve their goal; they must be ready to subsume their individual interests and ambitions in favour of the collective. They must also be ready to present credible and non-controversial candidates, irrespective of political party; that is the only way to go. Also, they must be able to do away with the black sheep – traitors and betrayers- among them. Some of us believe that the only way we can become relevant in the system is to be subservient and tied to the apron string of their Northern counterparts. Such people have encouraged the manipulations of the political structures of the country, just like the population census, local government allocations and revenue sharing. It is very obvious that if technology and empirically verifiable methods are applied to validate presently entrenched structures, they will fail the test. Our natural boundaries, population figures, ethnic compositions and history are being deliberately distorted to achieve certain programmed agenda, and for the sake of future generations and preservation of the legacies of our founding fathers, such distortions must be corrected forthwith. Enough of cajoling, intimidation and clear stupidity. Our elites and representatives must be ready to face the challenge squarely for generations yet unborn. The South must unite to correct the imbalance inherent in our present unity before things degenerate further. There was a general election in Nigeria on December 12, 1959. The major parties then were the National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons, NCNC; Action Group, AG; Northern Peoples Congress, NPC; Northern Elements Progressive Union, NEPU; and Independents. According to the results, the NPC-led coalition had 148 seats, the NCNC-led coalition had 89 seats, while the AG-led coalition had 75seats. It must be noted that, in terms of voters participation, the AG had more numbers than NPC, not to include the very huge NCNC figures. The NCNC and the AG were both from the South and with their combined 164 seats, against the NPC 134, they would have been able to form a coalition government. Instead, the NCNC went into an arrangement with the NPC to the disbelief of members of the AG. This singular action – before now, there was the cross carpeting incidence at the Western House of Assembly – sowed a serious seed of disunity between the East and the West, which has existed to this day. Our Northern brothers have been the full beneficiaries of the spoils and they have used this division between West and East to worm their way to the apex of rulership in our land. They always bank on the fact that the West and East will never come to agreement on issues of politics and have done everything possible to encourage this division. Those irredentists from the North making so much noise about the strength of Northerners and their voodoo population do not understand the dynamics of how things got to this stage. If they do, they will be more discreet in the manner they make comments on issues concerning the nation. The North had always won through subtlety and manipulations, not with boasting and arrogance. The ones we have now have not learnt from their forefathers, and arrogance will ultimately become their bane. We have witnessed it in the past and history will be here to record the fall of arrogance against humility and superior reasoning. If the South East, South West and South-South decide to unite in their choice of where the President should come from, there is no way the North can stop them. The North can only succeed if there is division and sell out, as we have witnessed in the manner the National Assembly members of the South sold out their people for personal gains in the PIB and the electronic transmission of election results bill. Thank God, the media have been able to show the pattern of how they all voted and posterity will be the judge over how they have conducted their affairs on behalf of their people. Getting the South to unite will not require rocket science, it demands for handshake across, within and around; there must be rapprochement where and when necessary. We must be open and truthful to ourselves, be ready to forgive old sins and move forward. People must be sensitised about the need for one goal. The one North mantra is now a myth. With the way hegemonic tendencies have behaved, Benue, Taraba, Plateau, Kogi and Kwara states as well as pockets of the North are ready for the picking. The North must be galvanised towards change: general enlightenment and girl child education; that is what the South needs to do: unite first under a common goal and go about wooing our Northern brothers to join the train. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/the-challenge-of-a-southern-presidency/ |
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This one?! Fahdiga:
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"I walked straight to the police station at fire service.. the said that before I make am entry and regulation, I must give them 20k.. that shebi na we protest endsars.. say make I go carry unknown gunmen go search for am.." This part literally had me in tears!!! ![]() Those ppl wicked wlh!
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Leave the fools!! Nyamuri flat.heads are trying hard to change the context Chigboboss: |
If I hold u!! ![]() Tajbol4splend:
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Na that watery beans ![]() IVORY2009: |
Nyamuri flat.head, if u could only stop snorting on ur father's left over drugs!! "later now preaches unity and tolerance" GodHatesBigots: |
Aloy Ejimakor, Counsel to the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, has revealed that the later now preaches unity and tolerance while in the custody of the Department of State Services (DSS). Kanu was re-arrested on the 29th of June, expatriated to Nigeria to face trial for alleged treason. The IPOB leader was first arraigned on 23 November, 2015 in an Abuja Magistrate Court by DSS. Born in 1967, Kanu founded IPOB in 2014 with the aim of achieving a sovereign state called ‘Biafra’. However, on 28 April 2017, Kanu was released from prison on bail. Reports had it that Kanu allegedly jumped bail after a military action, code-named “Operation Python Dance”, allegedly targeted his family house in Abia state. Three years after, Mazi Kanu was re-arrested in an African country and was brought back to Nigeria to face charges leveled against him. Reacting on Sunday, Aloy Ejimakor via his twitter handle opined: “Today, I met with Onyendu at the DSS. We spent nearly 4 hours. My interaction with him was fulfilling. “He’s cheery & looks forward to overcoming this predicament sooner than later. Again, he stressed UNITY and tolerance on all sides. He has you all in his thoughts”. Recall that Kanu had been advocating for the freedom of Igbos and creation of a sovereign state of Biafra. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/ipob-nnamdi-kanu-preaches-unity-tolerance-in-dss-custody-lawyer/ |
The last may not have been heard about the recently passed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and the Electoral Act as the Deputy Speaker, House of Representatives, Hon Idris Ahmed Wase, who presided over the consideration of the two bills for passage has reportedly commended Northern members of the House for protecting and promoting the interest of the North in the eventual passage of the bills despite stiff oppositions from their counterparts from the South. According to sources close to the Northern lawmakers, the congratulatory message was sent on behalf of Hon Wase by his chief of staff, Aminu Malle to the Northern caucus through their WhatsApp group at the weekend. Investigation revealed that in the recently passed PIB, Northern Nigeria’s quest for oil received a huge boost as Section 9 of the bill states that at least 30 per cent of the profit generated by the proposed Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited will go to the exploration of oil in ‘frontier basins,’ which are mostly Northern states. However, the demand by oil producing communities in the South for five per cent of the profit of oil firms was cut down to three per cent. Similarly, in the Electoral Act, lawmakers from the Northern states also kicked against the compulsory electronic transmission of results by the Independent National Electoral Commission, arguing that many Northern states have weak internet penetration. It was gathered that it had been argued in quarters that electronic transmission of results would reduce incidents of rigging. However, in the message circulated by Hon Wase’s chief of staff, the Northern lawmakers were praised for protecting the interest of the North and showing unity. The message reads, “On behalf of the Deputy Speaker Rt. Hon. Ahmed Idris Wase and the Northern caucus leader Hon Musa Sarki Adar, I am directed to write and formally congratulate and appreciate all the Northern caucuses for standing firm through their wisdom and strength to ensure the Northern interest in both PIB and Electoral Act is adequately placed in a position of advantage “There is no doubt a house united will forever get whatever it wants, giving [sic] the advantage we have in size. May God Almighty continue to unite and bind us stronger. May He bless and reward us all abundantly. Remain blessed and wish you the best holidays and Sallah celebrations. Thank you all.” The 17 Southern governors had met recently and insisted that the electronic transmission of results must stand. They also kicked against the allocation of 30 per cent of NNPC’s profits to oil exploration. Frantic efforts made by Sunday Tribune to speak with the Hon Wade’s Chief of staff, Aminu Malle over the matter proved abortive while the spokesman for the Deputy Speaker, Alhaji Umar Puma, denied the knowledge of the congratulatory message to the Northern lawmakers being circulated in the media. However, a ranking member of the Green Chamber from the Southern Zone of the country confirmed the receipt of the WhatsApp message with the Sunday Tribune, saying he got it from one of his colleagues from the North Central Zone on Friday night. https://tribuneonlineng.com/pib-electoral-act-deputy-speaker-hails-lawmakers-for-protecting-northern-interest/ |
THE Conference Committee of the Senate and the House of Representatives on a Bill for an Act to provide Legal, Governance, Regulatory and Fiscal Framework for the Nigerian Petroleum Industry, the Development of Host Communities has adopted 3 percent as the actual annual operating expenditure of the preceding financial year in the upstream petroleum operations affecting the host communities for funding of the Host Communities Trust Fund. With this development, the Committee has adopted the Senate Version which had last week approved 3 percent while the House of Representatives settled for 5 percent when the Petroleum Industry Bill, PIB was passed. The Conference Committee has also adopted the 30% approved for Frontier basins development for oil exploration as approved by the Senate last week. Resolutions of the Senate Thursday was sequel to the presentation and consideration of the Conference Committee report on the Petroleum Industry Bill, 2021( SB.510) by the Senate Leader, Senator Yahaya Abdullahi, All Progressives Congress, APC, Kebbi North https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/breaking-pib-conference-cttee-adopts-3-equity-share-for-host-communities-30-for-frontier-basin-exploration/amp/ South geopolitical zone protested against the proposed three per cent equity share for the oil host communities. President of the Senate, Ahmad Lawan, however, prevailed on Senator Seriake Dickson to back down on his threat to lead his colleagues to stage a walkout. An investigation conducted by our correspondent on Wednesday had revealed that both chambers of the National Assembly might have agreed to approve three per cent as equity share for the oil host communities in the country. A member of the conference committee had told our correspondent in confidence on Wednesday that the agreement was reached after a heated debate. He had said, “The National Assembly may stick with the 3 per cent equity share for the host communities, when the Petroleum Industry Bill is eventually laid and discussed on the floor of both chambers tomorrow (Thursday). “You will recall that when both chambers of the National Assembly deliberated on the PIB report, the House of Representatives approved five per cent while the Senate gave three per cent. “This differential warranted both chambers to set up harmonisation committee, which would submit its report on Thursday. “Our committee adopted the Senate recommendation of three per cent for the host communities.” The Senate on Thursday passed the harmonised Petroleum Industry Bill which was produced by a conference committee of both chambers of the National Assembly last week. The harmonised version of the PIB was submitted for consideration by the federal lawmakers on Thursday at plenary. Prior to the approval of the proposed legislation through voice votes, senators from the South-South geopolitical zone protested against the proposed three per cent equity share for the oil host communities. President of the Senate, Ahmad Lawan, however, prevailed on Senator Seriake Dickson to back down on his threat to lead his colleagues to stage a walkout. An investigation conducted by our correspondent on Wednesday had revealed that both chambers of the National Assembly might have agreed to approve three per cent as equity share for the oil host communities in the country. A member of the conference committee had told our correspondent in confidence on Wednesday that the agreement was reached after a heated debate. He had said, “The National Assembly may stick with the 3 per cent equity share for the host communities, when the Petroleum Industry Bill is eventually laid and discussed on the floor of both chambers tomorrow (Thursday). “You will recall that when both chambers of the National Assembly deliberated on the PIB report, the House of Representatives approved five per cent while the Senate gave three per cent. “This differential warranted both chambers to set up harmonisation committee, which would submit its report on Thursday. “Our committee adopted the Senate recommendation of three per cent for the host communities.” It would be recalled that the Senate had argued during the consideration of the report, that the three per cent amounted to half a billion dollars. Explaining why the five per cent was reduced to three per cent shortly after the plenary, the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Petroleum Resources (Downstream), Senator Sabo Mohammed Nakudu had explained that the earlier percentage which was 2.5 was increased to five per cent. He had added that it was reduced after the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mele Kyari explained that five per cent was a huge amount of money. He had said that “the three per cent amounts to half a billion dollars.” He had added that the enabling environment needed to be created to attract investors because fossil oil was fast going out of fashion. Also, the Senate spokesperson, Senator Ajibola Bashiru had said, “On the three per cent that was approved for the upstream operating expenditure, from the projection made by the NNPC GMD, who briefed us, it will amount to $502.8m for the host community development fund. “That is a huge amount of money that we believe the host community will definitely benefit from. “So, the three per cent operating expenditure will annually amount to $502.83m. “The initial projection was 2.5 per cent and it was increased to 3 percent. The caveat is that we can always amend the bill as time goes on.” https://punchng.com/breaking-senate-passes-harmonised-pib-amidst-protests/?amp |
Host Communities' funds pegged at 3%, Frontier Basins funds retained at 30% Two weeks after both Chambers of the National Assembly passed different versions of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), the fallout that followed the reduction of funds for host communities, finally came to a close yesterday. The Senate, during the consideration of the Bill, crashed the 5% funds earmarked for host communities to 3%. The push for the reduction was spearheaded by Northern senators. The Sun Nigeria Home Cover PIB: Northern lawmakers, govs override Southern counterparts Host Communities' funds pegged at 3%, Frontier Basins funds retained at 30% 14th July 2021 Senate approves fresh $1.5bn, €995m external loan request for Buhari 0 SHARES PauseUnmute Fullscreen VDO.AI From Fred Itua, Abuja Two weeks after both Chambers of the National Assembly passed different versions of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB), the fallout that followed the reduction of funds for host communities, finally came to a close yesterday. The Senate, during the consideration of the Bill, crashed the 5% funds earmarked for host communities to 3%. The push for the reduction was spearheaded by Northern senators. Whereas, in the House of Representatives, lawmakers passed 5% as recommended by the Joint Committee on Petroleum. Unlike the Senate, the House of Representatives didn’t tamper with the recommendation. Based on Parliamentary principle, a Conference Committee was constituted by the President of the Senate, Ahmad Lawan and Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila to recomcile the two positions. Daily Sun has reliably gathered that the Conference Committee hit a cul de sac. It was learnt that lawmakers who voted during the Committee meeting, opted for regional interests. https://www.sunnewsonline.com/pib-northern-lawmakers-govs-override-southern-counterparts/ |
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LEADERS and stakeholders of the South-South region have berated lawmakers from the region, both Senate and House of Representatives, for allegedly failing the people in the recently passed Petroleum Industry Bill, PIB, accusing them of displaying nonchalant attitude to an important legislation.https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/pib-ssouth-lawmakers-under-attack/amp/
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Wow! Lol. All this noise, and he went ahead by not mentioning even 1 project! ![]() |
The National Assembly has asked critics of the Petroleum Industry Bill recently passed by the Senate and the House of Representatives to wait till after the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), possibly signs it into law before seeking amendments. Chairman of the House Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Benjamin Kalu, who noted that no man-made law is imperfect, said the passed PIB is far better than the archaic law presently guiding the petroleum sector. Some clauses in the PIB, which the Senate and the House separately passed on Thursday last week, have generated criticisms. The Southern Governors’ Forum, Southern Caucus and the Peoples Democratic Party Caucus in the National Assembly as well as several regional and zonal socio-political and cultural groups had faulted clauses relating to Frontier Basins and Host Communities in the PIB. In a piece sent to our correspondent explaining the clauses in the PIB, Kalu described those claiming that the bill is discriminatory as propagandists. On the possibility of amending the PIB, the House’ spokesman said, “Many have questioned even the laws divinely legislated by God, picking holes why in their analysis it is either incomplete or lopsided to feed their justification for non-compliance. “If the laws of God are questioned by man, it is not surprising that legislation of mere mortals will be dealt a harder blow by fellow men depending on who is analysing. While divine laws are not amendable, Acts (laws) of men are subject to amendments to reflect the realities of the dynamics of our society, after all, unlike God, the legislators are not omniscient. “Drawing from the above premise and considering the constitutional mandate of the legislature to formulate the wills, the hunger, the desire of the state into law with a legal character, the legislature could transform further legitimate wishes of the people into laws by exercising such power through the amendment of the extant laws. This piece of legislation will not be different. “Truly, there is no perfect legislation anywhere in the world. The PIB will embrace a series of amendments after the assent of Mr. President, just like any other law. To delay this bill in the bid to completely satisfy all and sundry, when time is of the essence amounts, to an exercise in futility and should be discouraged. “What has been legislated for the sector remains the best compared to the archaic Petroleum Act of the 27th November, 1969.” Kalu added, “Don’t buy the propagandist theories that this was designed in a discriminatory manner against the entire South, treat it as the voice of the naysayers while remaining proud of the government for pulling this all-important bill out without affection or ill will but in the spirit of nation-building. “The partnership of the executives and the legislature must be commended with specific mention of the leadership of the national assembly especially The president of Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the leadership of the Ad Hoc Committee on the PIB, the members of the committee and the Minister of State for Petroleum with the Group Managing Director of the NNPC, among others, for their dedication in walking the talk. Indeed, the 9th National Assembly broke the jinx with the passage of this bill.” While the Senate and the House have set up conference committees to harmonise the differences in the versions of the PIB passed by both chambers, a member of the House committee had on Wednesday told our correspondent that it is out of the mandate of the panel to amend provisions already passed by the chambers. The lawmaker, who spoke to our correspondent on the condition of anonymity as he was not authorised to speak for the committee, stated that the assignment would be limited to the areas of differences. Most prominent among the clauses to be harmonised is the royalty to host communities in the petroleum sector. While the Senate approved 3 per cent, the House had passed 5 per cent. The lawmaker stated that the panel might only harmonise the percentage. He said, “Conference committees are meant to harmonise differences reached by the two chambers. So, if this (disparity in the percentage of royalty to host communities) is the only difference, that is it.” https://punchng.com/seek-amendments-after-assent-to-pib-national-assembly-tells-southern-govs-others/?amp |
Sorry bro, it has been passed to someone after I got para-military job Heineken: |
The Federal Government on Thursday assured operators in the oil and gas sector as well as other stakeholders that the Petroleum Industry Bill would soon be signed into law by the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).https://punchng.com/buhari-will-sign-pib-into-law-soon-fg/?amp
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His hate for buhari and fulani is what is sustaining him garfield1: |
At least there is some level of security in Kogi state In Benue state, no security nor any single road commissioned by Ortom |
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