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he could also collect sex from someone and u should also not complain

Zzor:
Then I will collect from the one I that have at that moment and he shouldn't complain

lol. everybody with his/her conspiracy theory!!

mine: its because Aisha refused Buihari doggy style in the other room

let's see what the next person thinks

pls guys??

bro, are you sure they are recruiting?? I doubt it.. the former DG that just stepped down, Ja'faaru Ahmed is my father's childhood friend.. his the one that got employment for my elder brother, he collected my credentials about 2weeks ago

the reason im doubting is cuz my elder bro left camp just last year

ennygal:
Good afternoon all. Where does the training for Nigerian correctional service take place and what's the duration of the training please?

he said "if ur wife slaps you, give her the other cheek"

guys pls how much does National Automotive Design And Development Council (NADDC) earn level 8, entry level?

guys pls how much does National Automotive Design And Development Council (NADDC) earn level 8, entry level?

lol.. only u mother tells me what to do in the other room!! no disrespect but that pussy got lost in the heat of moment

Mitsurugi:
One liners na. Are you this daft? I really can't read your shit. One liners show wit and intelligence. Can't you just prove me wrong for once?

bro, nobody is against the ibos, ur just being paranoid... politics is a game of interest and numbers, the ibo should contest like everyone else

Brendaniel:
Na time, No worry, una eye go clear, because you guys are doing evil against Igbos, and one thing I know is at the end good will always prevail against evil, so make una enjoy una evil for now while it last, we shall laugh last

I was busy contemplating which pussy will I stretch tonight.. chioma, amaka and adelola told me "even na 500 come do one round", chaii na like this Afonja women punana cheap!

maybe I fit lure ur mama using fanta and gala.. suck on that breast wai those touts and agberos don turn into powder milk

I know once ur father drinks to stupor, he comes back home drunk and rape ur sisters anus

Mitsurugi:
I was afraid you ran out of data. Like I said I'm really not reading your trash. All I need to do is see your moniker, so reduce your garbage to one liners. Hey I really can't stand the risk of reducing my intelligence with your inane scribbling. Your religious inclination already suggests you're of minimal intelligence. In case you need data to keep this up, just holla. By the way isn't your Alhaji going to miss your sweet ar.se tonight? Oil it well for him, aiiight?

we are not covering anything!! the reason it seems the case from southern point of view, is because of lack of media coverage and social media presence in the north.. all major media are owned by southerners

don't forget herdsmen are also wrecking havoc in the north... are supporting it to?

LLMG:
You have not been able to convince others that you are actually against the the crime committed by these people, maybe you should do more. You see Southerner's condemning wrongs whether committed by a Southerner or not, whether committed by a Christian or not. But you can't say the same for a northerner or Muslim. They are good at covering the crime committed by one of theirs.

what did the Muslims do in Rivers state contrary to Christianity for them to be harrased?

mytty:
OK, ARE THE CHRISTIANS IN RIVERS STATE HARRASSING MUSLIMS IN RIVERS STATE, ? why are you like this?

lol. nyamuri flat.head or skull miner, either way ur family will still use u for ritual at upper iweka for a plate of watery ewedu! ...come to the north and see how ur female relatives are saturating and monopolizing the sex market in order to afford clippers to shave their hairy yam legs

I hope ur father has taken that DNA test.. because the way his ashawo wife(ur mother) dey travel to Abuja for business ehhh!! i think sharing her kitten is her business

Mitsurugi:
Ah! You're back reeking of infantile rants once more. I'm hardly reading your gibberish I'm just enjoying the exchange. I hope you don't mind. Once in a while it's amusing to... engage lesser minds no matter how egregiously daft. It lets me further understand the queer workings of the low IQ minority to which you proudly wear a badge. Go and drink some beer f.uck a hajia and relax. It's one of the little freedoms a secular society can afford hypocrites like you

you will get neither.. na second class citizen position be ur place for Nigeria!!

Brendaniel:
Oga we don't need your presidency, we want our country....

he no try because there are no communal and religious clashes like other regimes!! or is it because his in APC

nairalander2020:
Him no the try sha but him still be my governor.
we the call lam threethree because na him favourite beer.

lol. nyamuri flat.head should worry more about how 5% votes can make ibo president!! even minority seat under PDP una no get!!

na Ojukwu reduce ur population during civil war

Brendaniel:
Even Almajiris will validate APC membership this year, na Tinubu and them crew I dey pity cause Almajiri no dey Lagos, those same Almajiri na dem go show dem pepper for APC presidential ticket

you don't live with me, hangout with me, parley with me or chill together... so how do u know whether I have spoken about it or not!?!?

in every community there are criminals, even us we are having issues with fulani herdsmen

LLMG:
What about kidnapping and killing of innocent people and destruction of farmlands, people's means of lovelyhood, you people have never had problems with that and have never spoken against it.

the only thing being recycled is ur mother's pussy on a daily basis, to the extend that she's no more lubricating down there ... while, ur father is collecting different strokes in prison in Cambodia after trying to smuggle drugs through his anus

I pity ur sister who is on abortion pill after getting pregnant for ur brother through incest.. only for here to run to Italy for prostitution in order to afford 3 square meals and bleaching cream

Mitsurugi:
It is definite now. You're a kid. Your attempts at insults are recycling common place yabs on Nairaland. Very unoriginal. Not impressed. Please go and receive semen up your anus as usual. Oh wait! Do you do that before or after your 7 o'clock prayers? Prove me wrong and go live in Zamfara with your 'holy' codes. You live where you drink beer in secret and engage freely in sodomy only to hail Hisbah police. You're only fit to bend over so your imam can do the needful. Your turn... And please try to impress me

thunder doesn't strike base on ur emotions bro

Kcdojoto:
Thunder fire that you useless mouth there

nobody cried!! the burning and attacking innocent people was what we were against..

LLMG:
But when Rivers State ask terrorist herdsmen to vacate people's farmland and State you start crying. Those who sow tares will surely reap tares.

what rule or regulation do the northerners/muslims practice in Rivers state contrary to Christianity?

leo22:
Some people foolishness na follow come!
So wike enforced Christian rules and relegations on Muslims living in rivers state?
How will it feel for the south to dictate how northerners live in their zones?

I'm highly appalled and dismayed for the fact u used the term "secular" in ur argument!! the same secular country we are in that a certain governor of River state claimed "it's a Christian state" and y'all were OK with it!!

you need some soul searching my brother and detach urself off hypocrisy

I have no problem with what Wike said, being a far majority Christian state, its natural, it shouldn't be a issue just like how u and most southerners see it

why is it all of a sudden an issue when far majority Muslim state is trying implement its policy

nobody is justifying anything!! Alcohol is not a religion!! there is no doctrine or creed in Christianity attached to alcohol as fundamental in belief!! pls don't equate Alcohol to Christianity!! that's sheer stupidity.. Christians are not prevented from believing in Jesus or worshiping in church, that is the basis of ur religion!!

lol. there are millions of southerners doing business in the north, nobody has converted them.. that is straw man argument

the same reason the south formed Amotekun and ESN for security purpose, is the same reason the north formed Hisbah to prevent immorality

what u southerners are good at, is having the ideology of whatever I want is good and should be done... whatever I don't want is bad and shouldn't be done

if you want to live in peace "in rome do as romans do"

wirinet:
All you are doing is justifying imposing your religion on other people who don't share your beliefs in a so called secular country.

The ban on open grazing, Amotekun and ESN came into being, because the FG abdicated it's responsibly of providing security for lives and property. If the police and security forces did their jobs and stopped the killing of farmers and destruction of farmlands, there would be no need for ban on open grazing, Amotekun and ESN.

Now tell the the purpose of imposing an alcohol ban on non Muslims, apart from trying to convert them by force.

lol.. there are way more northerners studying in Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Malaysia etc than any other western country, in fact US, UK etc are the last destination for us.. make ur research !!

but I don't expect u to know since ur ashawo mother was busy sampling different dicks for a career, while she was used as a sex.toy and tossed around different baby factories for a living under the guise of attending deliverance in church

Mitsurugi:
Ah! Loads of insults and the non exhibition of the basic nuance of common sense. I'm not surprised. It is basic knowledge that Muslims will not live in their sharia enclaves but always seek free society to live free and practice their hypocrisy in the safety of enlightened societies. It hurts but it's the uncomfortable truth, live with it kiddo But if you want insults quote me again with insults and I'll take it your mother is an olosho in hijab who f.cks kaffirs and it will be game on. I have the time

lol.. the Amotekun and ESN the south created against the FG directives, are they superior to Federal law!?!?

the ban on open grazing the south governors passed.. which Federal law did they follow to effect it??

Sunnyja:
Kano' s rules and regulations are now Superior to Federal laws. Hisban police now Superior to Federal police. We are certainly on the road to Kigali.
Please what is the particular hair cut pattern approved by Kano's government since we must abide by the rules in a Muslim state.

Yes, same scenario..different purpose and objective!!

the governors of south formed a security outfit to protect its region and states from insecurity issues and other vices bewildering them, while, the north created the Hisbah for religious morality

just like how Amotekun and ESN is not against the fulani, but only open grazing... that is how Hisbah is not against Christianity but only alcohol

why do u and fellow southerners have a problem with this!?!? i only see hypocrisy in u by trying to cherry pick what u want

Inkling:
Hisbah is religion outfit formed to enforce sharia law while ESN and Amotekun are created because of insecurity ravaging the southern part of Nigeria.

Amotekun and ESN are regional security outfit that was introduced against the constitution of Nigeria by governors of south to safe guard their region from iñsecurity and break down of law

just like how hisbah is a security/religious personnel introduced for the sane reason

Inkling:
So Amotekun and ESN are christian guards!?

Lol....

its against the constitution of kano State!!!

but if we want to tow ur line and argue base on ur point, then the constitution doesn't also recognize regional security outfits like Amotekun and ESN.. why did the south insist on it!?!

and I'm not against the ban on open grazing as long as it will bring peace and has no sinister agenda.. the governor's have the right to make law and regulation that will bring peace and development to their state

wirinet:
Why will they be harassed for selling alcohol when selling alcohol is not against the constitution? Then in the same vain why will northerners insist on open grazing in southern states when the Governors say they don't want it.

Is not having your cake and eating it at the same time?

you are the bastard, product of a baby factory!! is there anything Muslims in River state are doing against the teaching of Christianity that would warrant their arrest!?!?!

Verysmart101:
U re a big fool.Do christian states force non muslims residing in their various states to against their religious believes? Or do we force muslims in christian states to drink beer? Ur a terribly sick and a bastard at that.

I takes a fool to identify one

KingTom:
Hahahaha brother you're a foolish man ,

and you that ur brain has been used for ritual, im not surprised in how u argue like an slowpoke!!!

you that ur relatives are caught on a daily basis peddling drugs in Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Malaysia etc are these not Muslim countries?

Mitsurugi:
And I bet he went ahead to form a Christian enforcement squad, abi? You guys truly reason through the anus. And the funny thing is that Muslims cannot even live in Muslim countries they must run to secular or Christian nations. Why?