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Our VIPS: Mbaneto Chidozie, Ayisu Robert, Mustapha Babatunde, Isabella Etuk, Nwoke Daniel, Isaac Okafor, and Lucky Akpede.

VIPs Profiles:

MBANETO CHIDOZIE: He funds Neteller constantly with us, and in large quantities too. We want to award his confidence in us, despite the fact that he lives in a foreign country.

AYISU ROBERT: He’s the first customer to fund with Neteller, using the services of ItuGlobal. He’s not a buyer of large quantities, but we want to reward him for being the first customer to do business with us in the year 2016. He’s also referred a customer to us.

MUSTAPHA BABATUNDE: He’s attracted to us because we usually fund his Neteller wallet to the nearest decimal place. He once transferred money to us when we had no Neteller. However, instead of asking for a refund (which we would have done immediately), he waited for days, until we could get enough Neteller to transfer to him. He also likes the fact that we do business on weekends. He likes getting Neteller supplies at discounts and that’s why we chose him as our VIP.

ISABELLA ETUK: While Isabella is not the first woman to do business with us, she’s the first woman to fund Neteller with us, purchasing large quantities. She loves getting Neteller at cheap rates, and that’s why we chose her to be our VIP, and also because of her loyalty. Needless to say, we’ll choose another woman as our VIP in the middle of 2018, because we have a handful of them with us.

NWOKE DANIEL: He’s a customer who lives in Europe. He’s never come to our office and he places trust in us that we can’t run away with his money. We’ve never disappointed him. He funds and withdraws large quantities of Neteller and he also opened an Instaforex trading account through us. He deserves to become our VIP.

ISAAC OKAFOR: Isaac first tested our services with a small amount of Neteller for withdrawal, and then started withdrawing large amounts. He was attracted by our speedy funding policy. He also gives good recommendations for our services online. What we like most about him is that, whenever the money transferred to him gets hanged, he’ll wait for days, until the issue is resolved. Mr. Isaac, we thank you for your patience.

LUCKY AKPEDE: Mr. Akepde is a trader and a businessman. He funds with large quantities of Neteller. Even when we run out of supply, he would wait patiently until we have. Whenever we contact him to inform him of fresh Neteller in stock, he quickly replies us, and takes positive actions.

NOTE: With immediate effect, all the people mentioned above have qualified to buy and sell Neteller at exactly the rates displayed on our websites. Their status with us is permanent.


Altogether we now have 10 VIPs in the house.







NETELLER at Parallel Market Rates
We offer Neteller at parallel market rates for those who open Tallinex.com accounts with us. That means you can fund or withdraw Neteller as often as you wish at parallel market rates, as long as you place at least, one trade per month. Buy at: N375/$. Sell at: 345/$.

To open a Tallinex account with us, with a minimum of 100 USD, please register on www..com.ng and click the link on the bottom of the website: I simply copy profitable trades on Tallinex.com; trading with peace of mind

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All these are artificial beauties.







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We can also ask: Does Skrill also Accept Voter’s Card?

The answer is: Yes.

Your voter’s card is an authentic document issued by the government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

It bears your official name.

It also carried your picture.
So it makes a lot of sense for Neteller to accept your voter’s card.

If Neteller accepts your voter’s card, then Skrill should be able to do the same. After all, both are owned by the same company.



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A phone or an Okada is now more important than human life. I am sorry.



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The best rates for Skrill are given by the best and the most dependable exchangers in the country.


Prices can go lower or higher, based on the laws of supply and demand, especially the ones affecting the US dollar (USD).

When the dollar goes up, the Skrill rates increases; and vice versa when the dollar goes down.


But with Itu Global, you get the most competitive withdrawal and funding rates.



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Ladoja, fighter for the truth.






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1. Skrill has been making digital payments simple, secure and quick since 2001. They’re an acknowledged world-leader in developing global payment solutions for people’s business and pleasure, whether they’re depositing funds on a gaming site, buying online or sending money to family and friends.

2. They meet the needs of businesses worldwide, helping them build a global customer base and drive growth. Skrill is a truly global company. Based at our London headquarters and their offices throughout Europe and the US, their staff of over 500 represents more than 30 nationalities.

3. Open a Skrill account here: https://www.skrill.com/en/

4. Skrill cooperates with brokers and companies in financial, investing, insurance, auction, education, health/beauty, marketing/advertising, online games, betting, social, software, web hosting, software and telecommunication industries. These are their merchants.

5. Skrill is legitimate. They stick to the highest financial industries standards.

6. Skrill is used for legal and clean transactions.

NOTE: The fastest-paying exchanger has recently started Skrill funding and withdrawal services. How can you go about this? You can obtain more info here: http://www..com.ng/pages/show/buy-and-sell-payeer-and-skrill

Then scroll to the end of the bottom to see: SKRILL FUNDING AND WITHDRAWAL







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The man is a mad man. Buhari is not a looter - only that he's ineffectual.




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What is the heaviest object on earth?


I’m surprised that the answers are focusing on man-made objects. My first thought is Ayers rock in Australia - known by its Aboriginal name of Uluru. It’s a single object of a uniform geological type, a sandstone slab formed under the ocean and now in the center of Australia, with definite boundaries - so it might be the heaviest discrete rock in the world.


The upper bound of its mass cannot be given because of its huge and unknown depth. It does have an iceberg-type profile. Here are some stats:

348 meters (1,141 feet) high
863 meters (2,831 feet) above sea level
3.6 km long (2.2 miles)
1.9 km wide (1.2 miles)
9.4 km (5.8 miles) circumference around the base
(Source: Uluru Facts - Uluru (Ayers Rock) Australia)

It may also be one of the weightiest cultural sites on Earth. Because it’s not just a rock. It’s a sacred site with a powerful energy that visitors attest to. The aboriginal tribes of the area believe that Uluru was formed by ancestral beings during the Dreamtime. The rock’s many caves and fissures contain ancient rock paintings depicting that time.


P.S. I’ve had a couple of comments about “why not Mt. Everest?” Typically, mountains are not monoliths. Mountains comprise multiple rock strata that have been pushed up by plate tectonics. A couple of other comments told me about Mount Augustus in Western Australia. I’m not a geologist. I don’t know if Uluru really is the most massive. It is the most impressive.



Source: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-heaviest-object-on-earth



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Compliments of the seasons!

We’ve decided to offer a bonanza for our customers (buyers).


Buy NETELLER @N355/$. Offer expires January 5, 2018
When you buy any amount between $20 – $99, you get N370/$.

When you buy any amount between $100 - $999, you get N360/$.

When you buy any amount from $1,000 above, you get N355/$.

Time to make money!
While some exchangers are selling Neteller at N400/$ or N430/$, you can get it for as low as N355/$ (if you buy $1000).

You can’t get this offer anywhere else!

You can buy low and sell at a slightly higher price to others, thus making money. You can buy at N355 and sell at N375 and make money.

You can also buy now at a low price, for future use. If you postpone buying till some later date, you’ll inevitably buy at a very high price.

After January 5, 2018, we’ll raise our prices to previous levels.




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Mostly irrelevant things that don't help people are making front pages now.




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In recent times, I usually subscribed to 2 months at a go.



In early November 2016 I still had an active subscription that should take at least, 30 days to expire, But I received a message from GoTV SMS saying that if I paid for one month before the end of November 2017. I would get one more free.



I paid for the subscription on November 11.



My expectation was, if I paid for one month before the end of November, then it would start reading when my existing subscription expired. Then I would get one month free when that subscription expired.



Now, I have realized that by paying on November 11, I automatically forfeited my subscription that was on before I paid on November 11. When the subscription of November 11 expired on December 13, I didn’t get any additional subscription that was promised.



I called your customer support agents, and they answered that that meant I wasn’t eligible for the promo.



If I wasn’t eligible, why did you send me SMS in the first place?



On November 12, I also got SMS that if my subscription stayed active until, I would get another one month free in February. I am tired of these lies?

Why can’t they send SMS only to those who they think are eligible, not everybody at random?

Even a few days ago, I still got an SMS from GoTV, which told me to make sure that my subscription keeps running. It’s nothing but a lie!

They usually promise “subscribe for one month and get one month free.” If you do that, you can’t get any month free.

Their customers support won’t reply your Facebook messages, email messages. Never.

Even if you go to their offices, their staff won’t say a thing. After all, it isn’t their fault.

These people at MultiChoice are “MutilThiefs” When the dollar was more expensive than this, they increased their monthly subscription fee from N1,500 per month to N1,900 per month. When dollar falls to N360, they refuse to reduce their monthly subscription fee.

Black man and black sense. South Africans are mostly black. They’re no saints.

Sometimes, they may have scratch cards and tell you then don’t have it.

It makes me remember scams. They were trumpeting Black Friday 3 weeks before the real Black Friday, and 3 weeks after Black Friday, now close to Christmas, they’re still shouting Black Friday.

Most of the items they claim they sell at a huge discount can even be bought at far lower prices at other stores that don’t give a damn about Black Friday.

Most of these so-called promos are scams.

The best way to deal with them. Ignore all their promos and pay for exactly what you need and see.



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The man wants to come back.



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It's only a matter of patience.




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What is the best way to get revenge on someone who broke your heart?



I dated a girl in college whom I thought I might marry. She felt the same though we never planned it.

Then one evening my world exploded.

After having a few too many drinks with a friend, he confessed he’d had an affair with her while I was gone to boot camp.

“Are you f*#king kidding me?” I screamed.

“Sorry, just wanted you to know,” he called as he ran out the door ducking for cover.

I flipped out and started throwing bottles.

I understood for the first time how a person wigs out and beats up someone else.

Instead, thankfully, I just took off. Roamed for a few days. Gave myself time to calm down and get rational.

Marriage never exactly entered our conversation again. We’d still see each other occasionally but never anything serious. I simply never trusted her.

Interestingly she and my friend never saw each other again.

My senior year, I met a beautiful young woman who was just as beautiful on the inside .

I hadn’t trusted anyone with love since that night. Too many wounds.

But this young woman was different. I somehow knew.

And for 45 years she has proven it over and over.

My wife and I happened to see the other woman years ago. She’d never married.

Perhaps revenge was her seeing what might have been. Though honestly, I didn’t care anymore.

And I’m thankful every day I found the one I married.

The best revenge for a broken heart is to love again and forget about revenge.


Source: https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-way-to-get-revenge-on-someone-who-broke-your-heart

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Why did the British destroy Nigeria?

When will Africa stop whining and take responsibility for bad choices. Our population in Nigerian is tremendously exploding, during independence, our population is less than 40 million and now it's 200 million and it is expected to reach 400 million in 40 years time,

There is currently no discussion on population control in Nigerian as constituencies are encouraging its people for population rise because of election. Asked any brainwashed Nigerian about the negative consequences of population explosion and their response will be that God will take care of them and feed them.

It is clear that Nigeria is sailing without a compass nor a GPS and doesn't care about the impact of policies. Everyday, endless prayers and resolutions are uttered out in millions of churches for God to perform magic and transform Nigeria into a paradise while having no policy blue print to achieve that and in the end, when we eventually fail, we'll look around and blame the British because it's pretty easy thing to do to escape taking responsibility for bad policies.


Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-did-the-British-destroy-Nigeria




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Fake, infatuated love.






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Binary Options trading is one great way to make money from the markets.

We’ve customers who pull out consistent dollars from binary options trading.

I also have a good binary options strategy which I developed based on my own experience in the markets. It’s 100% manual and discretionary.

I used to use it on a daily basis. But I discovered that it works best on Fridays. If I lost money in other days of the week, I recovered them on Friday.

Therefore, I restricted my trading to Fridays only.

The result? 75% accuracy.

In binary options, since risk is usually greater than reward, you need at least 70% accuracy in order to remain profitable in the market. This is exactly what I’ve achieved.

I used to enjoy using the strategy on ZuluTrade.

When I started on ZuluTrade, my ranking was around 35,000th of all the signals providers. But I eventually worked my way to 2,000th, 500th, 200th, 85th, 50th, 32nd, 17th, etc. positions.

Sometimes, the positions got better, sometimes it got slightly worse.

I was making profits… Though the competition in the trading world is fierce. There are many brilliant traders in the world.

Then after a few years, Zulutrade announced that they’d stop supporting binary options trading. At that time, I was already at the number 7th in the Zulutrade world ranking (including Europe).

To be among the top 10, out of many thousands of traders on a platform, isn’t an easy task. Your strategy must be exceptionally good.

That was exactly what I achieved with my simple binary options strategy, which I used on Fridays only.

The Strategy
Trading days: Fridays only
Signals: Friday’s fundamental figures affecting USD and CAD
Number of trades: 2 – 4 per week
Trading duration: Maximum of 12 hours.
Accuracy: 75%
Call rule: Classified
Put rule: Classified

Please see the attached screenshot to see the strategy summary, which was taken before ZuluTrade stopped supporting binary options.

NB: If you want to learn this strategy, contact us please. It’s very simple.



NETELLER at Parallel Market Rates
We offer Neteller at parallel market rates for those who open Instaforex.com accounts with us. That means you can fund or withdraw Neteller as often as you wish at parallel market rates, as long as you place at least, one trade per month. Buy at: N375/$. Sell at: 345/$.

To open an Instaforex account with us (a minimum of 20 USD), please register on www.instantforex.com.ng and follow this link to open an account: https://www.instantforex.com.ng/realaccount.php

Or you can use this link: https://www.instaforex.com/en/index.php?x=LYZG



To see our current rates, please visit www..com.ng

To fund and withdraw with Neteller, please visit: www.instantforex.com.ng

www.instantforex.com.ng – is website that processes Neteller funding and withdrawal for serious traders.

In order to benefit from their services you need to get verified by them. 2 documents are needed for this:

You’d upload your passport photo.

Then upload your international passport OR driver’s license OR national ID card OR voter’s card.

The documents could be in Jpeg or PDF formats – standard and with good resolution (otherwise they won’t show).

Alternatively, you can come visit their office for physical verification, where you will bring any federal government-issued ID card and you will be required to login into the email address you use for your Neteller account to proof its ownership.




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We're grateful that your relationship was saved.




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At .com.ng and Instantforex.com.ng, we offer excellent exchange services.

Here are the reasons why you need to consider us:

1. You can call us anytime – Saturdays, Sundays and nights included. This is because we offer 24/7 services.

2. Even we don’t ignore your SMS. Some customers send us only SMS and we reply them, and orders are carried out and completed.

3. When we see your missed calls, we call you back. Unlike some big exchangers who won’t pick your calls and will never call you back, we call you back when we see your missed calls.

4. Instead of holding you to ransom, we tell you if we’re not buying a particular e-currency at the moment. Some exchangers would buy from you and delay you for days and weeks. Likewise, if you want to buy an e-currency and we don’t have it, we tell you. We just don’t collect your money and then hold you to ransom.

5. We refund Naira cash and digital currencies sent to us by mistake.

6. We endeavor to attend to our customers speedily.

7. Unless there is a technical problem with our bank or with your bank (which is unusual), we don’t delay customer’s payment till the following days.

8. We reward our customers with discounts, promos, gifts and cash prizes.


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Another breakthrough in the world of medical science.





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We operate 2 websites: .com.ng and Instantforex.com.ng

The later website used to experience frequent downtimes, but that has now been fixed, as we moved to another server.

Now the downtimes should be reduced drastically.

However, you may visit one of our websites and think you can’t access it. This may also happen when visiting Neteller website or any other websites.

When you’re using Glo to browse, you may discover that you’re unable to access certain websites (like Neteller, our website, etc). If that happens, simply switch to another network, say 9Mobile or Airtel. You’ll see that the website would show, once you type it in the address bar.

If you use Airtel, and you discover you can’t access certain website, then switch to another network.

DON’T RELY ON ONE INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER
It’s unwise to rely on one Internet service provider, especially if you’re doing serious things online (like business).

Your trusted network can develop a temporary or protracted problem when you need it most. You can be held to ransom when you need to do something crucial online, quickly. But if you have an active data subscription on another network, you quickly switch and do what you want to do.

When you’re doing something serious online, like business, you need to have active subscription with at least, 2 service providers. It’s far better if you have active subscription with 3 service providers.

This is one of our secrets, which enable us to process funding and withdrawal orders of Neteller, Payeer, Perfect Money and Epay (without disappointing customers).

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The reason is not far-fetched. Local governments are completely useless. The purpose for which they were created has been defeated.

As far back as 2002, I went to one local government in Ogun State (name withheld). It was during the tenure of Gbenga Daniel. I was part of those waiting to see the chairman. When I entered the chairman’s office, it started raining. There were people there too. The rain was heavy and the ceiling of the chairman’s office was leaking seriously. A bucket was placed under the spot of the leakage so that it could contain the water.

When a local government can’t repair it’s chairman’s office, would you expect them to do any meaningful repair or construction in the community?

Recently, I also visited another local government in another State. The secretariat compound was flooded with rainwater and they did nothing about it.

When a local government can’t do anything about obnoxious pools of water in their secretariat compound, would you expect them to do any meaningful repair or construction in the community?

These local governments are good at collecting fares, fees and levies (like touts), intimidating people and locking up their properties if they fail to do so. What do they do with the money?

They share the money.

If you see the houses, cars and money that are possessed by elected and appointed officials of local governments, you’ll understand where the revenues they generate go.

The only meaningful projects, repairs and constructions and other things that are going on around me, that are being done by the governments, are mostly from State governments, and in some cases, Federal governments.

Local governments are useless, and they should be scrapped.


THE ONLY 2 GOOD THINGS IN LOCAL GOVERNMENTS
The first good thing about local governments is their employees. They get paid and they carry lots of domestic responsibilities. Local governments help reduce unemployment problems by creating jobs for their permanent and contract staff.

The second good thing about them is: Local government secretariats are good for carrying out Federal government programs, exercises, etc, thus reducing costs. When I applied for National ID card under Obasanjo regime, when I applied for NIMC card, and voter’s card, it as all at local governments, and there is where I got those things.

Think about immunization programs, etc. They are mostly done through local governments, at grassroots level.


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How would you reach your destination if you throw stones to every dog that barks?


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Why was Switzerland never involved in WW2 while there was war in all of its neighboring countries? Were they funding Hitler for the war?


Switzerland was, and to a certain extent still is, a fortress disguised as a nation.

During WWII, the Swiss army counted 500,000 men. Nearly every man in the country was in possession of a firearm and had experience with it. The Germans would need at least twice that number to defeat the Swiss army and would have to station a lot of forces in the country to keep the local populace in control. The army could've grown significantly in size if it came to war, as a lot of Swiss would volunteer to protect their country, making life even worse for the Germans.

Switzerland had many fortifications throughout the country, and the southern part of the country, which is positioned in the Alps, would be incredibly hard to take. The Swiss were prepared for war and they were not going to back off if it came to battle. The Swiss had already announced that under no condition would they surrender, so the Germans knew it would be a tough battle.

The Germans were using Swiss railways through the Alps to reach Italy, which were very valuable. If they would attack Switzerland the Swiss would blow them all up, and it would take years to repair them, which would be disastrous.

Switzerland also lacked the natural resources that made countries like France and Romania attractive to capture. Hitler needed resources to keep his Reich going and attacking Switzerland would be wasting them.

It is said that Hitler did in fact have a plan to invade Switzerland due to ideological reasons (there were many Germans in Switzerland) but gave priority to other plans (for reasons mentioned above) and after he attacked the Soviet Union he could not afford to attack Switzerland anymore.

On top of that, Switzerland was frequently used by the Nazis to store their embezzled funds and art they had stolen from Holocaust victims. Towards the end of the war, as it was clear the Nazis were going to lose, Switzerland became the place to store everything Nazi officials might lose after Germany's defeat. It was also very useful as neutral ground to negotiate with the enemy.

So in short, it was not worth losing hundreds of thousands of men and dozens of critical railways to capture a tiny mountain-state while you have actually useful countries to capture.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Why-was-Switzerland-never-involved-in-WW2-while-there-was-war-in-all-of-its-neighboring-countries-Were-they-funding-Hitler-for-the-war



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Congrats, son. And RIP Sam Loco Efe.


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Even if they have findings, nothing will happen?




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InstaForex provides its clients with cutting-edge trading technologies and first-rate services. Among other things, our clients are given the opportunity to trade such popular financial instruments as intraday and expiry binary options.

What is a forex option?
Binary options are derivatives of financial instruments. A forex option is a contract that grants the buyer the right, but not the obligation, to buy or sell a financial asset at an agreed price in a predetermined term.

InstaForex clients can buy call and put binary options choosing from 72 instruments in the Forex Options of Client Cabinet. Clients can trade options using accounts in US dollars, euros, or Russian rubles. Besides, option trading is available to accounts in USD cents and EUR cents with a nominal value of 100-50,000.

You can trade Instaforex.com binary options with a low as 1 USD.

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NETELLER at Parallel Market Rates
We offer Neteller at parallel market rates for those who open Tallinex.com accounts with us. That means you can fund or withdraw Neteller as often as you wish at parallel market rates, as long as you place at least, one trade per month. Buy at: N375/$. Sell at: 345/$.

To open a Tallinex account with us, with a minimum of 100 USD, please register on www..com.ng and click the link on the bottom of the website: I simply copy profitable trades on Tallinex.com; trading with peace of mind

Start your journey to permanent success: http://www.tallinex.com/open-account?i=128521



To see our current rates, please visit www..com.ng

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What happens if you get caught smoking on a commercial airplane?

Cabin crew will rush to lavatory after smoke alarm active. They may open the door outside if passenger won’t open after a certain time, passenger will be escorted to his/her seat and cocpit crew will notify police before plane lands. Meantime, cabin crew will be searching lavatory for any fire source for a while (eg. trash can) and they will check the lavatory couple of times in every 5–10 minutes in case of there is any fire hazard left.

The passenger will be taken by police force after landing. Depending on the country he/she may be only questioned for an hour and left with a ticket (1000–3000$). There is a blacklist for passengers as well but I don’t know if they add the passenger to list for smoking.

Source: https://www.quora.com/What-happens-if-you-get-caught-smoking-on-a-commercial-airplane

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