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itzdeejay:
...she said she will give me audience, but i should first finish with what my hair while she completes hers.
Few hours later we where gisting and eating in a closeby resturant then she said.

"I like you and you seem fun, but i am pregnant!
A month pregnant."

What should i do?

This lives me with a topic that i will be writing next....a question for the men "can you date a pregnant girl"?

Follow up

...she said she will give me audience, but i should first finish with what my hair while she completes hers.
Few hours later we where gisting and eating in a closeby resturant then she said.

"I like you and you seem fun, but i am pregnant!
A month pregnant."

What should i do?

We walk passed each other and i turned back to see if the "backpack" is as impressive as the front display of God's artistic genuism and behold "God never lies and everything he does is perfect, unique and his own image". The vibration of the subcoatenous skin, adhered to different laws of motion and made my mind drift. It seems God knows how to answer prayers. She had all the physical attributes i desire in a lady; bulgy eyes, thick lips and red, thick petite body shape, bouncing backpack and model-like appeal to me and anyone looking.
I told my friend that i was with, that if i come back and she is here, that i wont be search and single anymore, he brushed it off laughing and said "if i can get to her first then i can make this assertion".
We came back and she was in a beauty shop buying things.
I walked in and said i wanted to make my hair (i have long grey hair which i braid) but she will have to be the one to braid it.
She smiled again and "asked if i wanted to talk to her or braid my hair"? I said both

it has been weeks my phone got spoilt, i have been bored and handicapped ever since.
I am an 'extro-introvert'; which means my mood, energy and people around me determines my 'vertness', so i keep to myself most times and loud sometimes depending on the enviroment.
When my phone was off, i missed it terribuly, just like yours, it is my companion and everything.
i decided to fix it when i got the money, i went to the market, met with the tech-guy, was going downstairs to attend to my other needs when i saw HER.
She was wearing a yellow gown which was plastered to her skin, it made the skin gasp for air, due to the firmness the cloth was holding onto her, her skin was as shining as a boiled tar, to be coated on a graded muddy road but the difference is that her complexion wasnt as dark as the tar, infact she is like carbury chocolate, i wanted to consume all of her ASAP.
Her presence was screaming "SEE ME!".
I walked by her and smiled saying HI, she retured the greetings with a more beautiful smile.

Offpoint:
Congratulations brother, new boxers and singlet plus hausa perfume will be added to your list properties.

I celebrate with you, Nairalanders let's celebrate with our brother in advance

Lol!! Thank you onpoint!
Which direction we dey go now?

Gentle0wavez:
She suppose to shake body na. Two months na mini marriage nowadays.

Your mind dey there oga!! And i never jones ohh, we never quarrel and she get her own freedom and pirvacy.
I dey do morning breakfast and kisses to wake up and sleep.
I deserve am oh!!
Lol

skywalker240:
happy birthday bro.

its also my birthday, we are birth mates

but no girlfreind to buy me gift

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE.
Thank you very much.. You know that people born on this day are special and bound to do great things?

How you no go get GF, they are suppose to be flocking you and you making them jealous.

kalex0:
What are you insinuating??

That i am a small boy.

kalex0:
A guy is expected to buy a gift for his GF after two months of dating but a lady can't...


Interesting

Yet they want equality but are dis-equal in some certain things.

SweetCunt97:
Two months and you expecting gift? Did you get a gf simply so she'll gift you on ur birthday? Baba calm down

But no be my fault say i meet her 2 months, if i had seen her 10yrs ago, i would have still approach her (yeah she is that fine).

Pls how long am i supposed to wait, so that i will be entitled to a 'GF GIFT'?

walcruise:
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It will end in premium tears

Hahahahahaha! We may be surprised! Fingers crossed the day is still young and she is sleeping peacefully on the bed.

Colb461:
happy birthday man..wishing you the best life got to offer

Thanks buddy! As the first person to wish me happiness, the little/most i can do is follow you.

I sit in the toilet alot, even as i am typing this, i am sitting on the bowl.
Recently i have to wait for my GF, to finish using it.
It is like we are now competeing on who sits longer, she stays for hours and mine is just as much as hers.
So my questions are;
Generally is sitting on the toilet sit for hours have any implication both health wise and long term?
What is the consequence for a man and also for the woman?
Why does my GF spend too long in there? Mine i write and clear my head and smoke in it.
Should i be worried? Because the toilet is taking over my babe. I don't know what i miss more; my babes companion or the toilet, because they are always together and now buddies.
Pls how can i 'un-buddy' them?
Thank u

So i got this gorgeous GF last 2 months and we have being waxing strong since then, she is tough but i try to make her happy in my own way because i am a happy guy that want to be kept and love hard.
She has been through alot which i understand and i am very patient.
So today is my birthday and personally i would want and love to be surprised by her.
So should i hope on it or will i get disappointed?
Advise me and make good wishes for me.

MEGA4BILLION:
She is a principled person, if you can't cope then take a walk.

What kind of principle is that? I love her and want to know about her and how to get to her heart. I am patient and willing to learn.

MEGA4BILLION:
From your write up, you sound confuse.

Yes! That is why i am askin for help.

ODJ124:

*Behind every successful man, there is a Woman. Mu question is Who's behind unsuccessful men?*

entitled women

My gf is an entire different person!
She is too normal and static, she doesnt do things outside the norm and see new thing as change so she discards it.
It have not been long we met and i am trying to figure out the kind of girl and GF she is and will be.
She doesnt like sweet things or moment! Who wouldnt want to smile and laugh at sweet moment, she prefers to conceal the smile or smile sheepishly.
She knows alot of people and uncles because she is from the community and sometimes tend to snub or not talk to them when she is with me...which i understand.
I think she doesnt trust me.
Why would my GF not trust me?

Ugaboy:
guy stil go sleep, ur eyes is fainting already, how on earth will i feel so low like u bcus she decided to take lead, *afterall u hav been doing dat, she didnt feel she lost anytin*

i go bring cain 4 u, go sleep

Your commen reek of entitlement.
I dont things for her to reciprocate. If she is doing that is will and have the freedom not to.
Even me too

babyBB:
Its nature, I know a few persons like that of which I am one � my hubby always say what is in the house is what I dont like to eat, sometimes I like certain food, if he buys it I will not eat. Just dont force her

I understand her but it is not funny!
How can someone not eat things like pap, tea, custard, new soups except ugu soap, meat chicken, she doesnt even like indomie (although when i make it, she tries to take a few bite). There are more things and those yet to be indentified.
I tire.

Ezennwa:
hmm!


We are officially tired of Boyfriend and Girlfriend matter on Nairaland.

We cant be tired of it, what will the world be, if we cant talk about love and the ones we love and the moments inbetween.

SeniorGee:
U too funny op. Tomorrow carry am go Domino's buy her Pizza and Wine then you go become King again

Mad oh!
I go give you feedback next tomorrow.

Ugaboy:
Guy go sleep, how is dis a news

If to say person buy you food today, you would have know i felt, especially an intimidating GF that is looking for how to spoil you and rub it on your face!!
She is worth the news abeg.

So my GF bought me food today, a delicious meal of akpu and ugu soap, with soft to wash it down and fruit salad as desert, she is now acting like governor general luggard, i am now second class citizen, she has been the one walking up and down and giving order as suggestion.
Did i behave like esau in the bible? Have i use food to sell my throne? I know she will be feeling like Elizebeth and now want to be called QUEEN. Wonders shall never end! Nothing wey mr IBU no go act and see for Nollywood.
The one that is paining me more is that she walks with one kind swagger today, i no fit look her eyes, because the next thing is to burst out laugh.

Pls how can i reclaim my throne and position.

This my GF self can get irritated by small things, she is too selective, she doesnt know what she want to eat but wont eat the normal breakfast meal, you cant surprise with food or snacks, she will be disgusted by it.

Today we where talking about her irritation and i mentioned swallowing cum and how it relate to eating her kids, if you see her reaction!! I couldnt stop laughing!! Village girl,..she no sabi trend.

Loool

I think after the Covid19 pandemic, we would realize that there are things we took for granted and we would need getaway time and still be with our love one.
I am designing this as the perfect opportunity and time for this.
I can also introduce you to a new kind of way to love that has been forgotten. A way that is full of happiness and no heartbreak, a kind of that is devious of entitlement and understanding of oneself for happy loving that is contagious to the partner and the partner can not resist willingly.

I want to tour round ENUGU STATE, going to all local govenment areas, eating their local dishes,seeing the people, hearing stories of the places, first hand, from indegienes. making videos and taking pictures, i am going with my girlfriend and we are looking for companions, it could be time to bond with love one, it might even be the adventure you can embark on.
We are looking for 10 interested couples in enugu state or within.
The response and acceptance in the comment section can help explain more.
It is a romantic and love affair and 20+.

Please help my iphoneX went off and when i tried powering it up again, it displayed the apple logo for few seconds and it is now showing "support.apple.com/iphone/restore"

I have tried restoring it with my itunes but they are saying that i should update to the latest version.
I am in enugu and this lockdown is restricting my movement.
Pls help.

Whois:
I can relate cus I just finish reading "Mark Manson - The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Bleep". Op I think you're talking Oyibo love but don't forget This is Nigeria. You can't seperate most of our Nigerian girls from the entitlement mentality

Well thank you for understanding/relating.
There is nothing like 'oyibo love' and 'nigerian love', these are just assertion to suit the conciever's selfish interest when queried.
Yes we nigerians and also other countries, have different understanding and believe, but 'love' is not supposed to have types/division. It is suppose to have quantity; either too much love, too little love or anywhere btw too much and too little (range).
So any love divison to suit the matter of discussion is just 'begging the question' and ignoring the main discuss.
To love well and happily is not suppose to be restricted to regions.
Is time people learn to love happily, so as to avoid heartbreak which might lead them to change negatively i.e (acrimony)

CsRockefeller:
Lol. Oga na me go reach you how to love happily o!

Teach me madam, i want and would love to learn.

CsRockefeller:
Oga wetin you dey type? I'm lost.

Lol. I am saying that i dont know anything but i know how to love and be happy also.
I can teach you how to love happily.

rockstarB:
How did you show her love in your own way? Let me learn something new please

My name is ignorance but i understand romantic, i understand happiness and i understand love....let me teach you how to love.