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Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by itzlabode(m): 9:00am On Dec 13, 2019

Hi, is the one plus7T brand new? And is it in Lagos. Please reply Asap let's discuss

slye:
The following phones are available.

IPhone 6s 16GB x2 @40K
IPhone 6s Plus 16GB x2 @60K
IPhone 7 Plus 32GB @100K
IPhone 8 Plus 256GB @145K
Like New IPhone X 64GB @185K
Like New IPhone XR 64GB @180K
New IPhone 11 64GB @265K
New IPhone 11 Pro Max 64GB @ 420K
OnePlus 7T 8GB 256GB 200K

All in box with accessories
AIN and FU

Contact @ signature

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACCESS and DIAMOND Bank 2019 Recruitment by itzlabode(op): 7:57pm On Jan 25, 2019

Marytj:
I've attempted gmats 3 different times with no Success , i dont want it to be same this time around. Please does anyone know where i can enroll for gmats classes in Abuja.

first things first, you need a lot of practice to pass Gmat test. this is regardless if you attend classes or not.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACCESS and DIAMOND Bank 2019 Recruitment by itzlabode(op): 3:58pm On Jan 25, 2019

jmonas:
please what happened to the application. it has stopped or what is the way out

it was only down for a period, it is back up now

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACCESS and DIAMOND Bank 2019 Recruitment by itzlabode(op): 10:35am On Jan 23, 2019

i appreciate everyone messaging me especially for the the salary structure , but i will advise you focus on the exposure you will gain from this application than the Salary. you should start practicing GMAT and reading up about ACCESS BANK as you will definitely get called if you meet the requirement.

Jobs/Vacancies › ACCESS and DIAMOND Bank 2019 Recruitment by itzlabode(op): 7:41pm On Jan 22, 2019*

DESCRIPTION

Are you driven, confident and enthusiastic about the banking industry?

Would you like to make your passion your career?
Are you willing to join us in our journey to becoming a world-class financial institution? Our Entry Level Training Programme is just for YOU!

Your career journey with us starts with a 4.5-month intensive training program at the School of Banking Excellence, giving you an opportunity to be trained with other high caliber applicants.

SUMMARY

Entry-Level Training Program (ELTP)
Type of Employment Provisional Offer
Tenor 4.5 Months
Trainee allowance N48,750
MAIN SALARY After training - Be rest assured it is the best in the industry
Age Limit

• Max of 24years as at the date of application
• Max of 26 years for Law Graduates, Core Northerners & Master’s Degree Holders

Qualification Minimum of 2:1 degree classification from any discipline

TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCE OF BEING SELECTED, USE THIS STAFF REFERRAL CODE - 1187717

https://access-diamond-bank-plc-2.workable.com/j/3A9A443972

BENEFITS

In our quest to retain the best pool of exceptional talents in the industry, the Bank consistently rewards high-performing employees and teams with adequate monetary and non-monetary compensation. This practice has had a significant impact in spurring our people to greater personal and organizational achievement.

STILL WONDERING WHY YOU SHOULD CHOOSE ACCESS?

SOCIAL SKILLS: At Access bank, meeting with clients (career professionals to high flying entrepreneurs) is not limited to a particular unit, you have the opportunity to grow your network as much as you can.
• TRAINING: let the award speak for its self!
ACCESS BANK SCHOOL OF BANKING EXCELLENCE; Winner of the 2016 Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria Best Bank Academy Award. The training is priceless, it’s amazing how the focus is not teaching you how to work for the bank, but how to be a better person!
• VARIETY: The spice to access recruitment is the ability to choose preferred department.
• HANDSOME SALARIES: Let’s face it! Money matters! Good money can be made from work that interests and suits you, (make I no talk too much), welcome to the highest paying bank in Nigeria.
• CREATIVITY:A lot of graduates run away from banking career because of the fear of routine, At Access bank creativity at work is now valued more than ever. As a matter of fact you are encouraged to bring to the table different ideas no matter how crazy it sounds. With the advent of mobile and internet banking and with the push for global financial inclusion, there is no ceiling to how creative you are allowed to get.
• JOB SECURITY: With opportunities to advance at work and not worry about being fired because of downsizing or a bad economy, who can beat that?
• YOU GET TO WORK WITH EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE: There’s nothing to document the fact that everyone in banking has an IQ of 120 or more, but anecdotally this seems to be heightened at Access bank, not surprisingly though, an average Access Bank staff is super-bright.

Feel free to send me a DM if you experience any challenge

lalasticlala

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: The Formation Iheanacho Wants Rohr To Employ by itzlabode(m): 4:43pm On Jun 24, 2018

dominique:
The 3-5-2 worked fine for us but I think Iwobi should start. Odion Ighalo must NEVER be allowed to go near the field

So who is Iwobi suppose to replace?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 6:54pm On Dec 29, 2017

eipreel:
Your initial post stated department and not location. Odabo

so i should work out Financial Control Department by creating my own division on my street? i wanted somewhere close, i picked a unit that is situated close by, and i got it.

out of 30 ETs in my class, about 12 got their department of choice and you think that is not fair enough? emphasis is on Vacancy. how many people can Treasury absorb ?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 11:50pm On Dec 28, 2017

OGHENAOGIE:
f**kin and blatant liers Every where....see d age cap so anybody wer Don pass 25 for dis country is useless chai wer I for write neco dat yr and trim my Age....see wetin sincerity cause

Take your negativity, wash it and keep it in your shelf. There are thousands of vacancy out there that will employ you regardless of your age, why hit your head on the wall over what the bank wants for herself?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 11:48pm On Dec 28, 2017

davide470:
If we are going the "i know people who works there" route, then i know people who work with Access bank and they are still there rising through the ranks. Not everyone would like where they work, so factor that in before giving a general statement.

Very well said!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 11:43pm On Dec 28, 2017

eipreel:
And you wanted the department you are currently in??

I was never bothered about department(personal reasons) but more about location.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 12:17pm On Dec 28, 2017

juddexy2:
Targets everywhere in Access, compulsory bonds, compulsory storming..even this recruitment is based on targets. Access bank is the highest paying bank but mehn what's the use of the money when your peace of mind ain't very stable. I think First bank and GTbank are top leading banks to work for in Nigeria currently.

First bank? What's your criteria?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 12:16pm On Dec 28, 2017

eipreel:
Ability to choose preferred department Beautiful lie ...typical of bankers sha. They lie to earn a living

My office is just right on my street, I wanted it and I got it! I had options too

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 12:14pm On Dec 28, 2017

Emmaesty:
Why do I have a feeling that the staff have to meet a particular target with this recruitment.

I'm seeing different staff ID and people promoting it.

I know it sounds crazy sha but it's just the way I see it

You can't please human! A lot of Access staff are out there trying to make sure people don't miss out in this opportunity because we know there ain't gonna be an extention of deadline and you call it a target? Majority of the people that phew trash about Access never even applied because they didn't meet the requirement or got dropped at the recruitment stage.

Its been an amazing experience and targets are overly reasonable.

Jobs/Vacancies › Why Access Bank Still Remain The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 9:31pm On Dec 27, 2017*

• SOCIAL SKILLS: At Access bank, meeting with clients (career professionals to highflying entrepreneurs) is not limited to a particular unit, you have the opportunity to grow your network as much as you can.
• TRAINING: let the award speak for its self!
ACCESS BANK SCHOOL OF BANKING EXCELLENCE; Winner of the 2016 Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria Best Bank Academy Award. The training is priceless, it’s amazing how the focus is not teaching you how to work for the bank, but how to be a better person!
• VARIETY: The spice to access recruitment is the ability to choose preferred department.
• HANDSOME SALARIES: Let’s face it! Money matters! Good money can be made from work that interests and suits you, (make I no talk too much), welcome to the highest paying bank in Nigeria.
• CREATIVITY:A lot of graduates run away from banking career because of the fear of routine, At Access bank creativity at work is now valued more than ever. As a matter of fact you are encouraged to bring to the table different ideas no matter how crazy it sounds. With the advent of mobile and internet banking and with the push for global financial inclusion, there is no ceiling to how creative you are allowed to get.
• JOB SECURITY: With opportunities to advance at work and not worry about being fired because of downsizing or a bad economy, who can beat that?
• YOU GET TO WORK WITH EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE: There’s nothing to document the fact that everyone in banking has an IQ of 120 or more, but anecdotally this seems to be heightened at Access bank, not surprisingly though, an average Access Bank staff is super-bright.

The recruitment campaign is on-going and you can apply, by following the steps below:

http://www.accessbankplc.com/pages/Careers/Opportunities.aspx

• Step 1 – Follow us on Instagram @humansofaccess
• Step 2 – Get the password for the day from the instagram live feed
• Step 3 – Input password on the application form on the website
• Step 4 – Input your details
• Step 5 – How did you hear about us? – Staff
• Step 6 – STAFF ID – 11877/17

• Executive Trainees:
- 2:1 Graduates from a university acceptable to the Bank and have completed their NYSC program.
- Age: 24years for Bachelor degree holders; 26 years for lawyers and postgraduate-degree holders from top tier universities.
• Frontline Interns:
- 2:2 Graduates from a university acceptable to the Bank
- Age: 24years for Bachelor degree holders;

Click on the link http://www.accessbankplc.com/pages/Careers/Opportunities.aspx

Thank you.

Regards,

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Career › Why Access Bank Still Remains The Best Bank To Work In Nigeria by itzlabode(op): 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2017*

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by itzlabode(m): 10:22am On May 28, 2017

hi guys,

I have learnt so much as regards uber on this platform. I really appreciate everyone.

1 last question. my car is a " car loan" given to staff in my company, so the name on the documents is "company/my name" , do you think Uber will accept this? I need answer swiftly so I can make critical decision.

Regards

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by itzlabode(m): 9:52pm On Mar 19, 2017

slamstanlee:
How can a 2016 car not have airbags?

well...I asked the same question, I was told to go for kia Rio XL , which is #200,000 higher in value than what I got, but with an air bag.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by itzlabode(m): 9:19am On Mar 19, 2017

good morning peeps,

would like to know if KIA Rio 1.4L LX (Automatic) 2016 is accepted by uber. my fear is it doesn't have air bag, but its brand new,

I need a feedback urgently .please

Career › Re: How Best To Switch From Banking To AUDIT or Management Consulting. by itzlabode(op): 6:49pm On Dec 23, 2016

please I need feedback... deadline in few days

Career › How Best To Switch From Banking To AUDIT or Management Consulting. by itzlabode(op): 3:00pm On Dec 22, 2016*

I'm an ambitious fresh graduate of Economics(2'1), acquired in a top rated Federal university, fortunate enough to still be in my early twenties.
Recently got employed as an Executive Trainee in one of the leading banks in Nigeria.

I took the opportunity due to the fact that it was one of the first I got, would go to any length to work where my passion lies. (MANAGEMENT CONSULTING or Auditing in the BIG4) .

I just concluded the intensive Entry-level training which took about 5 months, and at the stage of selecting my most preferred department .

QUESTIONS-
which department in the bank would give me an advantage to get me into MANAGEMENT CONSULTING or AUDITING even if its getting in as an experience hire.

NOTE- I have a 2 years bond with the bank, which means I cannot leave for other company until 2 years .
I'm also an ICAN student.

please your advice would be appreciated .

Education › Re: Unilag 2016 thread by itzlabode(m): 6:33pm On Dec 03, 2016

topeontop:
I scored 58.94 (PT) , my friend had the same score too. Economics department.

really? quite interesting, I think we should connect

Education › Re: Unilag 2016 thread by itzlabode(m): 6:30pm On Dec 03, 2016

afonomics:
Lolz.

Actually when I checked the list last month at the dept. We are exactly 3 in number that have that score.

I can't wait any longer bro. Let's the reg process begins...

lolz... baba me never ready financially o, na January I plan with, hopefully the registration would still be on.

what's the process self, do I need to start processing my transcript or make I chill?

Education › Re: Unilag 2016 thread by itzlabode(m): 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2016

afonomics:
58.94. Recommended.
Economics FT
Glory b to Almighty God

What a coincidence !!!, scored exactly same with you(58.94) and in the same course( economics).

should I be scared? are you the second version of me?

Literature › The Uniben Horror by itzlabode(op): 10:23am On Oct 30, 2016

Ekosodin.. Ekosodin
The Nigerian Iraqi zone
How great men art fallen in thy streets.
How precious destinies have ended in thy stalls
The dirge people raise up at the funeral of your victims are heart wrenching.
There they are,
Dark hooded fellows waiting,
Different colours and banners flying,
Assorted weapons hidden,
All waiting at every corner to make trouble.
oboy show
baby show
Subtle whistle calls to unsuspecting victims.
Like a rattlesnake, they strike.
Carting away all valuables
Leaving behind a stunned victim with a face peppered with hot slaps.
Ekosodin.
The den of Strong men.
Too old to remember their admission dates.
Too fearful of facing life outside the small village.
At every hostel they wait.
Long term tenants overdue for eviction.
The landlords agent comes knocking.
A distinguished lawyer in his own right.
The landlord said you people should pa.
The words froze in his lips.
For sight of the gun was enough to shut him up.
Landlord say make una take good care of the hostel
Quickly changing the content of the message meant to be delivered.
Who could blame him?
For a wife and three kids awaited his return home.
To the primary school field I went.
Hoping to enjoy a bit of banter among social gathering.
The shirtless team was winning and the game tempo building.
Midway through the game,
A harsh tackle ensued against a shirtless player.
The referee feigned ignorance.
The spectators maintained their silence.
The shirtless team maintained remarkable muteness.
They all knew who the referee was.
I did not.
There I was.
Yelling with a maddening roar at the injustice ignored.
A side step, two side steps,
Friends around had began to distance themselves from my location.
The referee blew a halt to the match.
In short strides undertaken with dwarvish legs,
He raced down to my location.
Who you be
He asked.
Blurting our the most idiotic question I thought anyone should ask.
For I was a Jew in the country of Rome
And a spectator in the midst of initiates.
Well, I am kosilala for your information
I replied while lacing the words with an exuberant tone.
For I thought he was just another student.
Within a fraction of a second,
An eclipse occurred before my eyes.
For the afternoon sun became obscured by a dark cloud.
Bright stars appeared in my vision that moment.
And the chirping sounds of birds around became more audible.
Two more slaps followed in quick succession.
Two more tsunamis that eroded my calm and beautiful face.
Two more hands in my pocket relieved me of my new phone.
A baptism of fire,
I called it in narration to friends afterwards.
Your first lecture in Ekoso 111,
My roommate called it.
And the second lecture came that Saturday.
At the viewing center I sat,
A yearning expectation swelling in my heart.
With a win from Manchester United over Arsenal,
My betslip winnings of #4000 would be guaranteed.
So the match began.
Rooney bumped in the first goal.
Danny Welbeck supplied the second.
Ashley Young added a third with a sublime curling R2 goal.
And the floodgates slammed shut at Seven-nil.
Ecstatic described my state.
Wilding jumping and hugging unknown strangers.
For winning in football always elicits a joy universally shared.
While exiting the door,
The minions gripped my hands.
And with unspoken threat escorted me to the lair of oga at the top.
Oga was very angry with me.
For he was a fan of the loosing Arsenal side.
And my jubilation had inflamed the sadness in him.
In the middle of the slapping and kicking session,
My orientation changed.
Whilst spending my last #2000 buying beer for everyone around,
My support for Manchester United rescinded.
And my dire love for the gunners was born.
With deep seated thanks I hail thee.
For my fears you heightened
And my belief in God you strengthened.
To Him I ran to secure me.
For I could do nothing to secure myself from the chairmen.
In God's presence I found true peace.
And in His word I found true wisdom to moderate my associations within that dreaded place called Ekosodin..

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Seek The Help Of A Babalawo(native Doctor) by itzlabode(m): 9:01am On Oct 16, 2016

GMbuharii:
I dont know,but i do know there is no help and god besides the Almighty God..keep on banging on His door,try to pray at night between 1am and 3am for 30mins to 1hr..goodluck..
Babalawo is embracing the enemy posing as God and telling God He is powerless.

this is the most ridiculous advice I have seen in my life!!!...so God is asleep in the afternoon? learn to know God for yourself, don't be too receptive, you may be prone wrong doctrines.

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Career › Re: Maybe You Should Go For ND Instead Of Msc by itzlabode(m): 7:59am On Oct 03, 2016

one quick question Marxxx , how does MNC recruit for ND holders, I don't seems to see any layed down structure for that unlike the BSC counterpart.

Career › Re: Maybe You Should Go For ND Instead Of Msc by itzlabode(m): 7:03pm On Oct 02, 2016

Marxxx:
looool...forward ever yeah...but look at it critically, every structure is like a triangle. We can't have more senior staff than junior staff. There will always be more room at the Base. I am not implying you stay or remain at the Base. The most important thing is to get into a structure. At the Base the competition is less stiff, you gather experience and you leverage on it to get to the top. Let me hint you this; there was this guy who wanted to be an investment banker. He studied finance (unilag) made 2.1 went to banking school after training he was sent to marketing. He got frustrated after a year he left banking. He was my sister's friend. I advised him back then to go get a diploma in accounting. He did that with distinction, got internship in an investment firm after a year, He got a job as an investment banker with Stanbic. The road to success may not be that straight. The smart white guy that designed the gear systems in our vehicles created 1, 2, 3, 4....and he thought it wise to create reverse...I don't know all, is just a thought. My opinion is not error free.

say no more...ACCESS BANK!

Sports › Re: Iheanacho Makes List Of Top 10 Most Valuable U21 Players In World Football by itzlabode(m): 9:38pm On Jul 21, 2016

Investment › Re: N28.9bn Fraud: EFCC Arrests BGL Boss, Okumagba by itzlabode(m): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2016

ednut1:
Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission have arrested the Group Managing Director of BGL Plc, a Lagos-based financial services company, Mr. Albert Okumagba, for alleged N28.9bn fraud.

An operative of the commission, who confided in our correspondent, said that those investigating the matter had been grilling the BGL boss for allegedly obtaining money by false pretences.

Though Okumagba on Thursday made a bid for his freedom but he failed to obtain an interim injunction barring the EFCC from arresting him.

Justice Mohammed Yunusa refused to grant the ex parte application argued by Okumagba’s counsel, Kolawole Reheem.

He also refused to order the EFCC to appear in court to justify why Okumagba’s prayers should not be granted.

Rather than grant Okumagba’s prayers, Justice Yunusa asked that the processes should be served on the respondents in Lagos as prayed in reliefs 5 and 6.

Our correspondents found that Okumagba was picked up by anti-graft operatives on Wednesday in response to a petition by the by the Security and Exchange Commission in May, 2015.

An EFCC source said, “The EFCC has arrested Mr. Albert Okumagba, Group Managing Director of BGL Plc, a financial services company, for offences allegedly bordering on obtaining money by false pretences.

“The 51-year-old, who hails from Delta State, was picked up late Wednesday, September 9, 2015, by operatives of the EFCC.

“His arrest was triggered by investigation into a petition submitted to the anti-graft agency by the Security and Exchange Commission in May 2015.

“The suspect is alleged to have diverted the sum of N28.9bn being proceeds of private placements of 4.3bn ordinary shares of 50k each at N7.00k per share in 2007.

“The company, whose subsidiaries include BGL Capital, BGL Private Equity, BGL Security and BGL Asset Management, allegedly lured 50 investors from across the country into subscribing to the company’s shares, promising them options of liquidity and exit within two years.”

It was stated that the investors were not able to liquidate their assets contrary to the promise made to them and that an alleged promise that BGL would be listed on the Securities and Exchange Commission two years after the offer in 2008 was not fulfilled

The Head of Media and Publicity of the EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, confirmed the arrest and interrogation of the BGL boss.

No fewer than 40 petitions were said to have been sent to the SEC against BGL by aggrieved capital market investors in the country as well as the Rivers State Ministry of Finance.

The SEC had earlier announced the suspension of the BGL Group from capital market activities on the strength of the allegations contained in the petitions.

But on May 27, 2015, BGL had obtained an interim injunction by Justice Saliu Saidu restraining SEC from suspending it from participating in capital market activities.

Also on July 21, 2015, the firm obtained another interim injunction by Justice Mohammed Idris stopping the plan by SEC to hear the various petitions against it.
http://www.punchng.com/news/n28-9bn-fraud-efcc-arrests-bgl-boss-okumagba/

hi Ednut, currently on stanbic IBTC recruitment process, would appreciate if you can acknowledge the pm I sent to you.
Regards

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by itzlabode(m): 5:23pm On Jun 11, 2016

Too many questions, I wish I can do this verbally, I hate typing, or better put "I'm too lazy to". did my interview today, felt I should share a little bit of what would help.
1- the CV template is simple, save and edit with your PC and sign after printing out.

2- the grade segment of the employment history is simply (e.g intern, nysc, grade 8 ,grade 9 etc) the grade 8,9,7 bla bla bla is for people that as worked in a reasonably well structured organization with grade structure, if not just write " graduate trainee".

3- try not to forget the CV template at home,(don't be like me, I had to print in Sunkanmi's office, that lady is bae tho). that's the only document you may likely be asked.

4- try not to go late, a lady was sent back home for coming late, I don't need to dwell on this, you know what to do, leave your house early (left mine by 5:30 am) . you don't have an excuse.

5- now to the main business... interview , interview , interview!... the longest interview duration was 5 minutes, so be smart, succinct, confident , and straight to the point.
6- know the bank (back , front and center) , I guess I was the only one she didn't ask any question about the bank, I gave the impression I know a lot about the bank, so she didn't border to test me on that.

7- engineering graduate et al , be ready to do a mini course defense, if you know what I mean. #winks

8- would have continued, my finger aches already, how do people type those long epistle .

finally pray for favour!, (no be by wetin you talk self)

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Who Got Dis Stanbic IBTC: Assessment Invite by itzlabode(m): 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2016

nebokings:
Gatecrashing mode activated.

see you guys on tuesday.
God would do it for us.

is it GATECRASHABLE?....#Curious

Nairaland General › Re: Please Advise Should She Confront Over Her Missing Things? by itzlabode(m): 1:56am On Jun 02, 2016

Sugarhugs:
Mtchw, see this small boy, go find your mate

*smile* In as much as i find the above statement derogatory, fallacious and unnecessary, would just pretend i never saw it. i actually wanted to discuss about JOB vacancy, Since i studied Finance/Commercial related course, i came to a different thread to be noticed , because i envisaged many people would bombard you with same favour, im not a fan of dropping personal info on a public forum that was why i pleaded we go private.(studied economics- 2'1).
thanks in advance

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