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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C Shortlist: How To Fix "Blank Verification Page" Issue by ItzMaximus: 3:08pm On May 31, 2021
Have you noticed they removed the test scores when u login and u see take test button again
ezenwaez:

N-Power Batch C: How To Fix "Blank Verification Page" Issue

Many N-Power Batch C applicants have been worried over the "white blank" page experienced when suddenly clicking the 'verification' tab on the N-Power/NASIMS portal.

(See attached screenshot as evidence)

Please if you are an N-Power Batch C applicant, trying to login and keep facing this issue on the N-Power portal, please do not panic, as this is a network issue from the N-Power/NASIMS Portal.

All N-Power Batch C applicants are advised to logout of the N-Power/NASIMS portal and Login again to the N-Power/NASIMS portal and the issue will be resolved.

Secondly an N-Power Batch C applicant facing the 'blank' verification page issue should use a stronger browser like chrome browser with a high bandwidth signal strength like Swift network.

Thirdly an N-Power Batch C applicant should login into the N-Power/NASIMS portal during off peak periods, later in the night or very early in the morning, as lots of N-Power Batch C applicants are also trying to login into the N-Power portal simultaneously.

Fourthly more N-Power Batch C applicants' names are still being processed. As long as an N-Power Batch C applicants' performance is not bad, the N-Power Batch C applicant still have a high chance of scaling through.

Following the above instructions would get the issue of "blank" Verification page resolved.
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ItzMaximus: 8:07pm On May 09, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me
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Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by ItzMaximus: 11:08am On Feb 10, 2019
Mine is on 83% �
Elder0001:
Cupid .. this is weird

Battery life went from 99 to 97 and now 95.

Won’t this stuff deplete to 80 before 6 months time?
Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by ItzMaximus: 11:04am On Feb 10, 2019
It just fixes the faceid and face time bug
Elder0001:
iOS 12.1.4 public is out

Phones / Re: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by ItzMaximus: 11:03am On Feb 10, 2019
It just fixes the faced and face time bug
Elder0001:
iOS 12.1.4 public is out
Phones / Re: If U You Were Given An Opportunity To Choose Any Phone ( Which Will You Choose) by ItzMaximus: 5:06pm On Feb 09, 2019
Pixel 3xl
Phones / Re: Come Here If You Think You've Got The Best Home Screen by ItzMaximus: 4:36pm On Feb 09, 2019
Mine

Phones / Re: Let's Show Off Phones Home Screens by ItzMaximus: 2:07pm On Dec 08, 2018
Mine

Politics / Re: The Only Thing PDP Is Good At Is ‘ Share The Money ’ – Oshiomhole by ItzMaximus: 10:03pm On Nov 22, 2018
Hypocrite oshi
Agritech:
National Chairman of the smileyAll Progressives Congress ( APC) , Adams Oshiomhole , on Wednesday, took a swipe at the Peoples Democratic Party ( PDP), saying that the only integrity they have is the reputation of share the money .
Oshiomhole spoke when he inaugurated the 42- man National Peace and Reconciliation Committee at the party secretariat , in Abuja , emphasising that only Nigerians with short memories can compare the APC and the PDP.
The former governor of Edo State expressed surprise that the attack from certain aggrieved persons in the APC did not have the effect the opposition expected .
Extolling the committee members , Oshiomhole said , “ On behalf of the NWC , I want to appreciate each and every one of you who , despite your very crowded schedule as governors , senators, ministers, at short notice , honoured us by accepting your appointment to serve in this committee we set up your help us as a party find in - house solution to our problems by restoring peace , enduring internal unity and harmony within the APC family .
“We have gone through very crucial state in the processes leading to the next presidential, National Assembly, governorship and State Assembly elections . I think by my own record , of the 36 states and the FCT , we have done exceedingly well.
“It is impossible even for the most gifted child to score 100 per cent in every subject and the more questions you have to answer, the higher your chances of missing some of them .
“One thing I learnt early in life in trying to lead people of equal is that once you become the chairman of a logo association , you automatically become the logo dustbin to which everybody empties everything that is dirty.
“I have had my own unfair share of people , who in anger , chose to attack me as a person, but unfortunately it does not coincide with what the opposition , the PDP had always wanted.
“Bringing on board my past reputation was by itself a challenge to the PDP that has no reputation.
“If they had any, it is only the reputation of share the money . They shared it as recklessly as they could and these are no longer in the realm of speculation because they are the subject of litigation in the courts across the country.
“Four years ago , around this time , we were in opposition and the value of our tickets , if we have a political market where tickets are awaited, were certainly not near they are today.
“Only men of conviction and of vision can subscribe contesting election on our platform .
“I believe that our collective verdict under the leadership of President Muhammadu Buhari, who is our presidential candidate have all worked hard in the last four years.
“We have not solved all the problems of Nigeria but those who have good memories will have no difficulty in comparing the previous 16 years of the PDP rule with the three and half years of the APC.
“Our people voted for change because they want to change the way the country is managed , the way governance is approached, eliminate corruption in the process of governance and reconcile efforts with rewards and eliminate the trend where people who work hard earn very little while those who have no business address are the billionaires .
“We wanted to address the situation where a Nigerian is buying a private jet every other week even without any business address.

http://community.vanguardngr.com/m/discussion?id=4565467%3ATopic%3A1874728
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi: We Promised Change, Now There’s Huge Change In Nigeria by ItzMaximus: 10:22am On Nov 20, 2018
This one is mad
Crimecity:
The Director General of the Buhari Campaign Organisation and the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi, says the All Progressives Congress (APC) administration has lived up to the 2015 campaign promises by delivering the change promised.

Amaechi said this on Sunday during an interview on Channels Television programme, Sunday Politics. According to him, this is the reason why President Muhammadu Buhari is embarking on a 2019 elections campaign called the ‘Next Level’.

What we are saying to Nigerians is that we will not lose focus. We are going to focus on infrastructure; we are dealing with roads, water, power, and railways. We are also improving on our seaport.

We are saying to Nigerians, trust us. We promised change, now there’s a huge change in Nigeria. We are not going back to the economy where people just cart away funds,” he said.

Read more:
https://zenithnaija.com/we-promised-change-now-theres-huge-change-in-nigeria-rotimi-amaechi/

Politics / Re: 2019: We Won’t Use Government Money For Buhari's Campaign –lai Mohammed by ItzMaximus: 10:17am On Nov 16, 2018
Na so.Hypocrite
nairavsdollars:
Alhaji Lai Mohammed, Minister of Information and Culture in this interview with TEMIDAYO AKINSUYI debunks the claim by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) that he is diverting funds meant for his Ministry into President Muhammadu Buhari’ campaign for 2019. Excerpts:

The PDP, through its National Publicity Secretary, Kola Ologbodiyan has accused you of diverting funds budgeted for your Ministry into President Buhari’s reelection. How true is this claim?

I usually don’t respond to the PDP because they really don’t have anything tangible to say. I think the PDP is just waking up to the realisation that they can’t win this election if the campaigns are based on issues. Our Social Investment Programme didn’t start last year. It didn’t even start in 2016. It started right from day one when we came to office.

This Social Investment Programme is the most apolitical programme of any government you can ever find. As a matter of fact, the truth of the matter is that APC politicians and appointees are very unhappy with the scheme because it does not follow the normal line of political patronage. People involved in this programme are completely apolitical. You apply online and if you are successful, you are chosen. There is no way it can be manipulated. At a point in time, some political appointees complained that you don’t do this. But the Vice- President and his team insisted that it is a social investment programme and it must be apolitical.

The PDP is now suddenly frightened by the success of this programme. That is the honest truth. When this programme started in 2015, PDP thought it was impossible to achieve. Today, this programme comprises of four major components.

There is the School feeding programme. Today, this programme feeds nine million, three hundred thousand pupils, one meal per day. It covers 26 states, about 60, 000 primary schools and in the process, it has employed over 97,000 cooks”.

So, the PDP is definitely frightened by the success. A government that feeds nine million, three hundred thousand pupils in every schoolday and in the process, employs over 97,000 cooks is a government that has left an indelible mark in the sands of time.The fall-out of this is that every week, 594,000 cows are slaughtered to feed these children. Every week, these children consume 6.8 million eggs. So, through this programme, jobs are being provided for farmers. This is the major reason why PDP is frightened and yet that is just one aspect of the social investment programme.

How is this progamme funded?

This programme is funded by budgetary provisions. Every year, we went to the National Assembly to get provision for this programme. The second tranche of this social investment programme is the N-power, which as I speak today has employed about 500,000 unemployed graduates. Again, none of these programmes started yesterday. They all started in 2015, 2016. The third component of the social investment programme is the Conditional Cash Transfer which today services about 297,000 most vulnerable and poorest households in some states of the federation, because it is a pilot programmed that we are running. With this programme, the sum of N5,000 is given every month to about 297,000 most vulnerable and poorest families in Nigeria. The fourth component is the Government Enterprises Empowerment Programmed (GEEP). This is made of three tranches. There is the market money, trader money and farmers money. Between them, they have benefited 1.1 million as cooperatives and individuals. These are programmes that are well advertised and Nigerians know about. So, how can some people now turn around to say that we are using government money for politics as PDP have claimed? When we started this programme, they never gave us a chance.

Between TradersMoni, FarmersMoni and MarketMoni, we have touched the lives of about 1.1 million Nigerians. How can PDP now start complaining that we are using government money for politics? These are visible programmes that are well advertised. The Vice-President has been on the roads in the last three years inaugurating these things. We advertised our school feeding programmes, those benefiting from it are both PDP and APC states. We don’t make any distinction between the children. All the children are Nigerians, our children. So, how can anybody wake up in the night and say it is being funded with Ministry’s funds? The PDP know they debate us on issues. We have touched the lives of so many people. A government that feeds a minimum of nine million, three hundred and sixty four children everyday is not a government that you can toy with. So, that is why the PDP is afraid. They are jittery. The average students doesn’t care who is providing the meals for him in school.

Looking at the polity right now, would you say your party has fulfilled its electoral promises to the people?

We were very categorical that we were going to address three areas of governance; we are going to fight corruption; we are going to fight insecurity and we are going to revamp the economy. I can say, with all sense of modesty, that we can beat our chest that we have delivered in all those areas.

In the area of power, we inherited 2,900 MWs of power; today we are generating more than 7,000 MW of power. Of course we are unable to transmit all the power because of the state of the transmission line, and don’t forget that even that power had been largely privatised even before we came in and we had been able to give support. We guaranteed N702 billion revolving loan that if you produce, we pay and that is why you have seen this exponential increase in power supply. So, I do not see any area where we cannot say we have not made progress

You see we have delivered all promises we made. We came in and we promised we were going to fight insecurity. At that time, the major threat to the corporate existence of Nigeria was the Boko Haram insurgency and despite what anybody says, we have decimated Boko Haram. We brought Boko Haram under complete control because when we came in on May 29, 2015, 24 local governments in the North East, an area three times the size of Lebanon, were under the effective control of Boko Haram and what this means is that they were running the administration. As a matter of fact, once we got to Maiduguri, that was the end of Borno State. If you move outside, either to Kaure, Konduga or Bama, they were under the control of Boko Haram. By 2014, 2015, nobody in Abuja could sleep with his two eyes closed. They came and attacked ThisDay headquarters with casualties, they attacked the UN Headquarters, they attacked the IGP office, Nyanya park was bombed twice, they were active in Suleja, Kaduna, Sokoto, Plateau, Nasarrawa, Kogi. As a matter of fact, there was hardly any state in the North that Boko Haram was not operating. It was nipped in the bud in Kwara.

But today there is relative peace. We have been able to recover all territories and today no single inch of Nigerian territory is under the Boko Haram control. Yes, there have been suicide bombings, that is what terrorism is all about. Few months ago in US, we saw terrorist attack. About three months ago, we saw what happened in Texas. Terrorists killed many children. This is not a sign of renewed threat rather it is a sign of desperation and weakness. Look at the regularity it used to occur and now. It is all about intelligence gathering.

https://www.independent.ng/we-wont-use-government-money-for-election-campaigns-lai-mohammed/
Politics / Re: 'Saraki Must Go!' - Adams Oshiomhole by ItzMaximus: 8:28am On Nov 14, 2018
Romance / Re: Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His ‘Abnormal Manhood Widened Her Private Part’ by ItzMaximus: 8:47am On Nov 10, 2018
Crime / Re: Slay King Killed For Stealing iPhone And Laptop In Edo. Graphic Photos by ItzMaximus: 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2018
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JasonScoolari:
In a civilised country, they would have hand them over to the police, but what do we have here in Nigeria....

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Politics / Re: Buhari Will Win 2019 Election With A Wide Margin - Presidency by ItzMaximus: 7:30pm On Nov 05, 2018
You mean rig the elections
nimisola:
President Muhammadu Buhari's Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, has described the 2019 presidential election as a contest between light and darkness that he expects the president to win.

While speaking during an interview on Channels Television's Politics Today on Sunday, November 4, 2018, the president's spokesperson said Nigerians will decide on the right candidate who'll move the nation forward.

He said, "What we know is that a contest is ahead and it is going to be a contest between light and darkness, between integrity and people who have question marks; between a man whose life is plain and transparent and a man with so much opacity that you can't say, well, this is his life, this is his background and this is how he got this and that.

"It's going to be a fair contest and, at the end of the day, Nigerians will decide."

The 2019 presidential election, scheduled for February 16, 2019, is expected to be closely-fought between President Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, of the People's Democratic Party (PDP).

Buhari will win 2019 election with a wide margin - Presidency

During Sunday's interview, Adesina also expressed his belief that President Buhari will win with a wider margin than he used to win the 2015 contest.

He said he believes Nigerians will vote for continuity so that the president can consolidate on the achievements of his first term.

He said, "Our conviction is that the party will win by a wider margin, far wider margin, than in 2015. Look around, what is the alternative? Can we afford to take the country back into the infamous past? It would be very sad. It would be quite shameful to take Nigeria back into the past.

"The best option for Nigeria is a continuity of what we have now so that it can be properly consolidated for a better future and Nigerians know it.

"The option is President Buhari to be re-elected. Our confidence is that President Buhari will win the election."

In 2015, the president won with 15,424,921 votes, 2.5 million votes more than second-placed Goodluck Jonathan who won 12,853,162 votes. It was the first time an opposition candidate had beaten an incumbent president in a democratic election.

SOURCE:http://www.nigerianeye.com/2018/11/buhari-will-win-2019-election-with-wide.html

Phones / Re: Get 23GB For #1000 And 4GB For #200 Only Airtel User Check It Out by ItzMaximus: 1:58pm On Oct 25, 2018
Plz send the code to chuboy360@gmail.com
banji1:
just got a new pin recharge code from a friend. I tried it barely 30mins ago and it worked. same 200naira same validity.

seems airtel changed the code
Romance / Re: 'I Want To Have Sex With Wizkid’ – Beautiful Nigerian Lady by ItzMaximus: 1:45pm On Oct 25, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided I Sha would want to Phuck yuh big lipx,n cum all over yuh bony face,x madness yeah i know... SMH... grin
Phones / Re: Used Iphone 8 Vs Brand New Iphone 7 Plus by ItzMaximus: 8:37pm On Oct 24, 2018
I think you should go for the new iPhone 7 plus

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Gaming / Re: Xbox One X Enhanced Vs The Ps4 Pro by ItzMaximus: 4:13pm On Oct 23, 2018
You do know that the Xbox one x is more powerful than the PS4 pro.this is unlike the case with the base PS4 v Xbox one
Ogbemuo:
I will go for PS4 pro any day it's more cheaper and it's not like the Xbox one x plays game better than it's rival
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Spotted In His House In Onitsha Wearing Shorts (Photos) by ItzMaximus: 3:33pm On Oct 23, 2018
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dynicks:
Soo full of life not these lifeless homosapiens zombies regard as their lords...
Phones / Re: Does The Airtel 4GB For 200 Naira Work On 3G Sims? by ItzMaximus: 9:19pm On Oct 22, 2018
Send Get to 141.if you receive a congratulatory message it means the Sim is eligible.if it is recharge using *143*recharge pin#
okeydivine:
pls how do I subscribe this
Phones / Re: Does The Airtel 4GB For 200 Naira Work On 3G Sims? by ItzMaximus: 9:17pm On Oct 22, 2018
It still works
GreatAchiever1:

How??
Phones / Re: Does The Airtel 4GB For 200 Naira Work On 3G Sims? by ItzMaximus: 9:15pm On Oct 22, 2018
It works on 3G sims
Phones / Re: Get 23GB For #1000 And 4GB For #200 Only Airtel User Check It Out by ItzMaximus: 2:32pm On Oct 14, 2018
Actually works grin

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