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CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Wounds On Her Bum & Boobs From Matin Obinka Maruche by Itzonlyme(f): 9:29pm On Jun 22, 2018
Itzonlyme:
Dirty! She is ashamed to show this to the world. Gosh!
She is not.....typo error
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Wounds On Her Bum & Boobs From Matin Obinka Maruche by Itzonlyme(f): 9:29pm On Jun 22, 2018
Dirty! She is ashamed to show this to the world. Gosh!
BusinessRe: Irene Chiamaka Nwachukwu: Jamil Abubakar Impregnated Me & I Have A Son For Him by Itzonlyme(f): 8:59pm On Jun 21, 2018
E force am open legs? Abeg free my brother jhor!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari On A Condolence Visit To Bauchi (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2018
kahal29:
True Love.... Money cannot buy.
True love ko! True love ni!
CelebritiesRe: Dedrick Williams Arrested For The Murder Of Xxxtentacion (Photo) by Itzonlyme(f): 4:00pm On Jun 21, 2018
First degree no bi second degree self! Lol what a life! @ his age e don bag first degree for killing
EducationRe: "Obtaining" Is Now A Culture In Unilag by Itzonlyme(f): 7:59am On Jun 14, 2018
Chei! Sorry bro. Here in EBSU..they collect even a Nokia touch lol..the first time I experienced it was in 2015..just packed into one hoste lon 22nd DEC n traveled on 23rd for Xmas..I even came bk before new yr..it was as if they had my spare key..before I came bk. They took my laptop, new hand bags I bought for sell.. Etc. And still locked my door for me lol.second time was in Oct 2017..right inside my compound. I didn't know they were following me. That was around 7:30pm and ppl were still outside...though it was a bit dark. They just held my hands from behind pointed a gun at me. And I was holding my phone. Before I knw it..my phone was gone..since then I decided not to go out in the evening with my big phone. I bought a small Nokia touch..they still snatched it from me in April this year.. There is hunger in Ebonyi state university.. Students aren't smiling here
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah, Queen Nwokoye And Mike Ezuruonye Pictured On Set by Itzonlyme(f): 6:56pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jackie.. Looks like chioma..ma crush
FamilyRe: My Wife's Elder Sister Has Finally Settled In My Home & I Don't Know What To Do by Itzonlyme(f): 11:59pm On Jun 01, 2018
Its not always easy to say.. Neither is it gonna be easy for ur wife too. Don't tell her anything.. Sometimes u sleep out for one week or bring some of ur relatives to the house..na she go run
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Back To School After BBNaija (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 10:09pm On Jun 01, 2018
I don't just like this guy..that IMO blood is in him..**pride*** Nina would have gone for a better d**k jare!
CelebritiesRe: Simi Is Better Than Me As A Song Writer Says Adekunle Gold by Itzonlyme(f): 7:33pm On May 26, 2018
Clap for ur self
CrimeRe: Man Cries Out After SARS Extorted Him For Owning An Iphone And 50k In His Accoun by Itzonlyme(f): 7:33pm On May 26, 2018
That's zoo for u..pele
PoliticsRe: Biafra Day Celebration Turns Bloody In Anambra by Itzonlyme(f): 5:37pm On May 24, 2018
Harrynight:
wink
We probably having same dreams oya oo let's relocate to Jupiter grin
Lolz..Harry.. Ok baby let's go there. Right behind u
PoliticsRe: Biafra Day Celebration Turns Bloody In Anambra by Itzonlyme(f): 4:26pm On May 23, 2018
I be Igbo but I don't support Biafra neither do I support this buharilized bloody country. Just wanna test another country/ planet...wish I can fly
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Celebrates His Daughter Emma On Her 6th Birthday by Itzonlyme(f): 2:02pm On May 21, 2018
Bold and beautiful. Happy birthday swt gurl
CrimeRe: Soldiers Arrest 8 Armed Bandits In Taraba State (pictures) by Itzonlyme(f): 1:25pm On May 21, 2018
Transmitted hunger In the land.
RomanceRe: I Have No Job Or Talent But I Give Very Good Blowjobs - Female UNILAG Graduate by Itzonlyme(f): 6:56am On May 19, 2018
Must you look for Job? U can create something for ur self. Oooops! Ur current job is so disgusting. Can't imaging myself doing that shit! U must have carried all the cucubus and contos in there lolz! Women!
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre Bags Enugu Chieftaincy Title (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 9:27pm On May 17, 2018
donstan18:
OP, Nkita rachapukwagi anya dia.

Onwa na etiri ora 1, tipiakwa gi akpa amu dia

No be only Chieftain title in Enugu, na Ballon d'or for Aba.
Lolz..yeye title. Don't mind them
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by Itzonlyme(f): 7:04pm On May 16, 2018
SashaBanks:
Who doesn't know that Nina is a gold digger? That girl is shameless!

What baffled me about her is the way she rushed and kissed miracle on the lips and was giving him the "I love you look" the day miracle was proclaimed winner. Thats not classy girl! Miracle saw through her and knew that the girl is fake. The worst thing that can happen to a female is to force himself on a male... You will hate yourself! I observed closely and noticed that Miracle was not even feeling the girl... He didnt reciprocate the kiss even though it was meant to be a peck on the lips by Nina.

I don't blame the family though. They know they have planned out miracles life for him to be successful. They wouldn't want their grand children to grow up watching Daddy and Mummy smashing on TV. Not once, Not Twice! Its not Igbotic and Igbos see it as abomination to have sex on TV. The family of miracle will tolerate him because he won the mulla and Igbo's love money like kilode. So his sins are forgiven. But what about the little slut Nina? For where! The girl going to IMSU and having a boyfriend already is not helping matters. From Curtlclay hostel to Titanic lodge... Down To Merit Hostel... Down To Bell view hostel Works... All the girls there are runs girls and ashawo who sleep around or money.

Teddy A and Bamike has true love and are respected by both families because sex on TV is not a crime in yorubaland. The average person from that side loves sex like kilode. Did you people ever wonder why Teddy A mum was always lapping Bamike? You can feel the girl innocency from Afar! Always looking like an angel and has a special sex appeal. Thats why Teddy A does not play with her! Teddy A really loves her!

But I know deep in my heart that Miracle is not proud of Nina. He knew she is an average gold digger and only used her as stepping stone to fame. Kpatakpata, he will settle her with a car... But marriage that Nina is prospecting? Lai Lai.
Nina is just another yahoo yahoo boy dicck rider! Very classless for Miracle who is a Pilot. Nina can continue her cooperate Oloshoism or Runzing via Abuja connect.

Same applies to Tobi and Alexx. Tobi likes that girl for her big Ukwu. Yoruba people don't joke with big nyansh. They see it as a lottery. Another disadvantage to Alexx is that she and Tobi are not from the same class. Tobi family rich gbagan... Alex on the other hand..... Well, gossip for another day. But I really pray it works out for them because Alexx gave Tobi the peace he needed.

Am also happy for Tobi that he got free from that little witch named Ceecc. Short beautiful, Igbo girl like me. But very stubborn and heartless.
Lol..see analysis. Girl u get time o!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Chinese Girlfriend In China (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 7:35pm On May 13, 2018
Iko5000:
What does big boy means , abi the boy dey fat . OP no vex me o cool
grin
EducationRe: Celebrating Nigerian Lecturers Who Have Distinguished Themselves by Itzonlyme(f): 7:43am On May 10, 2018
nairavsdollars:
I also celebrate Prof Akindele of the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU). The five-round lecturer. His manhood na wire
grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Sued By Woman Who Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted And Raped by Itzonlyme(f): 5:39am On May 10, 2018
Gosh! This is wickedness.. Mouth action on a bloody stinky gutter!!. They should all rout in jail
RomanceRe: South African Man Refuses To Give His Roommate & Girlfriend Privacy by Itzonlyme(f): 5:25am On May 10, 2018
Wait o! U mean a guy and a girl live in the same room as roommates? Uhm! Sounds crazy mehn!
RomanceRe: South African Man Refuses To Give His Roommate & Girlfriend Privacy by Itzonlyme(f): 5:19am On May 10, 2018
Felixalex:
Hahaha, he never jam crazy girl.

The girl would ask d boyfriend to go ahead and act like d holy roommate isn't there, she would scream louder than usual. By the time he starts wishing he was part of the evil, he would rather want to support the evil (by running away from the room)

Remember those days in university, when I was still sharing a room, me n my babe were indoors knacking, my roommate came back and saw d door was locked. He stayed outside d room playing a game on his phone with the volume high enough to make me know he was waiting there. We went on for more than an hour or so. When she finally left, the useless boy said....

"Hope u fvck enough abi? U keep me outside for more than 2hours, u no de tire she herself no de tire and una no even cook food, hunger wan kill me, fvck Na food for una abi? I must do back!" He took his phone and called a girl pretending he was sick, asking her to come n see him, he looked at me n said "better find where u go sleep dis nyt" I didn't argue, I just respect my sef carry books go sch go do TDB (TDB crashing using d books as pillow).
Lolzzzzz...
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu And His Wife, Mobolaji Abiodun Adaramaja, 30 Years Ago (Throwback Ph by Itzonlyme(f): 12:46am On May 08, 2018
Looks like they had a screw and still wants more.. Lol.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 7:06am On May 07, 2018
henryhemon:
What's wrong if you are your own assurance?? Must someone give you? Most of you will locate yahoo boys n your destiny will now be used for your own assurance.
Thank u
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 7:05am On May 07, 2018
jnrbayano:
Is that why you follow Seun?

Well done cool
Is that y u followed me? Better go look for ur chioma cos am not ur chioma
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 1:09am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
No! No!! No!!! be the woman u r tnx. We gonna b cool da way grin
Lol..u running?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 1:00am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
Awww so swt wink
Proposed? Ok na, buh as a typical African am paying ur dowry not d other way round!
Deal? grin
Naaah don't worry, Am the man..let me rock ur boat a lil
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:48am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
U try sha, ill wait, jus go learn hw to cook afang soup join am
Naaah it should be the other way round. Let me quickly propose n pay ur dowry..Its a woman's world u know
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:41am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
Be A chioma in my life n Porsche will b an Assurance
We gonna share the cooking.. But I can cook amala n dog meat very well grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:37am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
Ur lukin for davido n am lukin for chioma




Can u b a Chioma?
grin grin Can u be king Davido? I need p****CH..brand new
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:35am On May 07, 2018
Harrynight:
Ur lukin for davido n am lukin for chioma
Lolz...may ur chioma locate u

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