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PoliticsRe: Ngige Escapes Mob Attack As Anambra APC Meeting Turns Violent by Itzonlyme(f): 12:24am On May 07, 2018
Escape kee? I for carry broom nack am for head if I was there
RomanceRe: What Do You Hate About Your Current Relationship? by Itzonlyme(f): 12:22am On May 07, 2018
unclefamous:
Tell us what u hate about your current relationship
What's relationship pls? The last time I check I didn't see that in ma dictionary
CelebritiesRe: Yomi Casual And Wife Dedicate Their Daughter, Kayleh In Church by Itzonlyme(f): 12:20am On May 07, 2018
Lovely.. Can't wait to have mine..will hold him/her close to my chest every night..
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:13am On May 07, 2018
OboOlora:
The uber driver wey de carry u for ur Profile Pic nko?
Na ur Davido b that cheesy
Lolz..that's our family car Bae.. See ur profile pic..u be confirmed olosho lol
CelebritiesRe: Davido Steps Out With Chioma As They Leave For Abuja by Itzonlyme(f): 12:08am On May 07, 2018
Love birds.. My own Davido locate me o! I need assurance
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by Itzonlyme(f): 5:33pm On May 06, 2018
Michael781:
so matured guys still dy NL...I thought I was the only matured guy on NL



p.s:ur mom and sis are beautifulcheesy
Matured guys indeed! No be u show me ur birth cert the other day? Nawaoh!
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by Itzonlyme(f): 5:32pm On May 06, 2018
princechurchill:
My friend told me few years back that her character is repulsive she just confirmed it,


That guy on top of me your sis was my ex
Lolzzz
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Akpotha: People Think I'm A Snob, I'm Only Shy by Itzonlyme(f): 5:31pm On May 06, 2018
ikemesit4477:
your mum is so beautiful, but for your sister she should try and work on those legs, they are like toothpick!
Lolz..@ toothpick but she is beautiful
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija 2018 Contestants Storm The Headies (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 5:27pm On May 06, 2018
Aw! Ceec didn't attend.. Alex and her fashion sense shaa
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Pictured In His Farm by Itzonlyme(f): 5:18pm On May 06, 2018
Lolz..crazy comments
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Covers Allure Vangaurd Magazine In Sexy Swimsuit (photo) by Itzonlyme(f): 5:16pm On May 06, 2018
yeyerolling:
u sound so pained. If she was still married she probably wouldnt have started acting. She go just be one small gal with 3 kids married to an older guy. Leave am mk she dey enjoy grin
Thumbs up
CelebritiesRe: “Rest In Power” – Samklef To Late President Yar’Adua by Itzonlyme(f): 8:09pm On May 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I feel no pity for him,
Yar'adua brought his death on himself.

1). He accepted power even when he knew he was not medically fit,
2). He smoked like a chimney even when he knew he had a heart condition.
3). Lastly, despite his chronic Kidney condition, dude did not fail to release in Turai every other night.

Servicing an energetic and pretty woman like that is enough to even cut short the lifespan of a healthy young man.
Nawaoh! See analyses.. Were u his house boy?
CelebritiesRe: “Rest In Power” – Samklef To Late President Yar’Adua by Itzonlyme(f): 8:09pm On May 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I feel no pity for him,
Yar'adua brought his death on himself.

1). He accepted power even when he knew he was not medically fit,
2). He smoked like a chimney even when he knew he had a heart condition.
3). Lastly, despite his chronic Kidney condition, dude did not fail to release in Turai every other night.

Servicing an energetic and pretty woman like that is enough to even cut short the lifespan of a healthy young man.
Nawaoh! See analyses.. Were u his house boy!
CelebritiesRe: “Rest In Power” – Samklef To Late President Yar’Adua by Itzonlyme(f): 8:07pm On May 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I feel no pity for him,
Yar'adua brought his death on himself.

1). He accepted power even when he knew he was not medically fit,
2). He smoked like a chimney even when he knew he had a heart condition.
3). Lastly, despite his chronic Kidney condition, dude did not fail to release in Turai every other night.

Servicing an energetic and pretty woman like that is enough to even cut short the lifespan of a healthy young man.
Nawaoh! See analyses.. Were his house boy!
CelebritiesRe: I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And Romanced Passionately Tonto Dikeh Cries Out by Itzonlyme(f): 8:00pm On May 05, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Then who is the lady in your dp?
Lolz..who is the lady in ur dp too?
CelebritiesRe: I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And Romanced Passionately Tonto Dikeh Cries Out by Itzonlyme(f): 7:53pm On May 05, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Nope she can't reject me..
even you too, can't reject me..
Hey! Am a guy like u..how u go take enter me na? From where kwan? Better Repent
FamilyRe: Woman Flogged By Her Husband, Flees With Her Children (Photos) by Itzonlyme(f): 7:51pm On May 05, 2018
So na u dey thief stories from DPA..I will report u
CelebritiesRe: I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And Romanced Passionately Tonto Dikeh Cries Out by Itzonlyme(f): 7:48pm On May 05, 2018
DrinkLimca:
So the Houses she wants to give out on her birthday and the sudden cash she now has, even without movie roles,, All of this, fell from the sky right?..

Why did she move to Abuja?

Well that politician or Abuja big boy is really trying for her , well she has a red soft vagina, so i am not surprise..
How did u know she has a red V? Guess her V rejected urs..just like ATM card no dey gree enter when the machine is locked... oloshos everywhere
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Tobi To Present An Award At The Headies Tonight (Photo) by Itzonlyme(f): 7:43pm On May 05, 2018
Is that all? Abeg next..
CelebritiesRe: You Will Celebrate Me One Day, Ceec Replies Man Who Said She Isn’t A Role Model by Itzonlyme(f): 1:31pm On May 05, 2018
Nice reply..love u gurl
Christianity EtcRe: The Ignorance Of Generational Curse & How It Is Affecting My Marriage by Itzonlyme(f): 12:31pm On May 05, 2018
Samuelgr8:
Sorry ma, you know the reason why and i tut you should be your brothers keeper. Anyway, am hoping that soon my stories will be going to the front page when i meet up with Seun condition and you will see less of the stories here.
OK..good luck
Christianity EtcRe: The Ignorance Of Generational Curse & How It Is Affecting My Marriage by Itzonlyme(f): 10:13am On May 05, 2018
Why diverting the story to a blog? Looking for traffic? Oh just wasted my mb cry[color=#550000][/color]
PhonesRe: Infinix Releases Facial Recognition For Zero 5 Users In Update. by Itzonlyme(f): 9:51am On May 05, 2018
Itzonlyme:
children.
That u don't like it doesn't someone else won't like it..chill and stop boasting, it could be Nokia touch that u are using self. U are on nairaland with a borrowed phone.
PhonesRe: Infinix Releases Facial Recognition For Zero 5 Users In Update. by Itzonlyme(f): 9:50am On May 05, 2018
Britishcoins:
LOL hahaha, you are too funny though, thanks for making me laugh hard.
Borrowed phone indeed.. grin
tongue
PhonesRe: Infinix Releases Facial Recognition For Zero 5 Users In Update. by Itzonlyme(f): 8:13am On May 05, 2018
Britishcoins:
Abeg no dey disgrace people that are using infinix.

Hot 5 is not phone. That plastic toy for under age children.
I regretted ever buying it, I wisely went back and changed it for gionne m6
children.
That's u don't like it doesn't someone else won't like it..chill and stop boasting, it could be Nokia touch that u are using self. U are on nairaland with a borrowed phone.
PhonesRe: Infinix Releases Facial Recognition For Zero 5 Users In Update. by Itzonlyme(f): 8:12am On May 05, 2018
[quote author=Britishcoins post=67294515]Abeg no dey disgrace people that are using infinix.

Hot 5 is not phone. That plastic toy for under age children.
I regretted ever buying it, I wisely went back and changed it for gionne m6[/quote
That's u don't like it doesn't someone else won't like it..chill and stop boasting, it could be Nokia touch that u are using self. U are on nairaland with a borrowed phone.
EducationRe: When Will WAEC Results Be Out? by Itzonlyme(f): 7:19am On May 05, 2018
When I come bk from bbnaija house
PhonesRe: Infinix Releases Facial Recognition For Zero 5 Users In Update. by Itzonlyme(f): 7:18am On May 05, 2018
Yes o! Rocking Hot5 currently.. Infinix issa Bae
CareerRe: 5 College Staff Die In Abia Over Salary Arrears by Itzonlyme(f): 7:15am On May 05, 2018
Same happening here. Buhari is a bad lock
FamilyRe: I Don't Trust Her Anymore by Itzonlyme(f): 5:50am On May 05, 2018
baby124:
Since you have not proposed to her, you are still friends right? Why do you think chasing all her suitors when you are not yet her Fiancé is the best option for her? If she was your daughter will you advice her to chase all her suitors for someone who is courting her and has not proposed yet?
Nice comment
RomanceRe: Binyavanga Wainaina Proposes To His Nigerian Gay Partner, Set To Wed - Pictures by Itzonlyme(f): 5:50am On May 04, 2018
ReinaFarine:
Your professor will pay hundreds of thousand to attend a 2 hours lecture with this man. Who are you that he wants to visit?
Another mumu spotted! So cos of his stupid lectures
We should applaud him as a gay? Look at this village girl o! Keep quiet! U are still a small girl. U have not seen anything in life. I pity those inviting him for lectures cos he will initiate all of them.
FamilyRe: Should I Continue To Wait Or Date Another? by Itzonlyme(f): 8:36pm On May 03, 2018
Amaraokafor:
My man is like this.

My man:I saw a cook for 70k,should I buy it?
Me:70k?!?Do we have that kind of money. There are cheaper ones na..
Him:yes just that I'm looking at durability. 70k is not much For ignis ..
Me:oga,why not buy Master chef product for 40k.Save 30k or I will add 20k to that amount so we can get another household gadget.Look it all depends on good management. One can buy ignis and not manage it well and it will start having problems. ..
Him:ok

angry angry angry angry
My 20k will be in hand till thy will be done.
Even Alaba made cook machine I no see.
Oga why did you now talked about gas cooker? You started the conversation like its want you want to do, only for the issue to die. Oya leave me alone.

After small quarrel, he will rush to go and buy a phone for me. I know send you to buy phone. Did I ask you? The one I had just had battery problem of 4500.Why buy another phone when there are far more important things I expect a guy who is set to marry to buy.

There's something wrong somewhere.
Yeah there is something wrong somewhere. Have u tried to like find out about his past? Probably some spiritual like a curse from an ex gf is affecting him.

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