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Crime / Re: Thinking Of Reporting To The EFCC - Any Help? by Itzsammy(m): 12:53am On Nov 10, 2018
troublemakea:


good advice but dont u think they should also be punished fr their sins of scamming innocent people?


Mr man, is it the yahoo that is paining u?... Or the disturbance from their music.
Don't be a fool, mind ur business and live long, or poke into other people's affairs and die young

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Sports / Re: Danny Welbeck May Not Play Football Again - UK Doctor by Itzsammy(m): 12:41am On Nov 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He may not be able to play on the field, but Welbeck that I know will play on the bed.
That career of his is far from over.

If Eduardo could play again, Aaron Ramsey could;
Come on you gunners.
Danny will be back!


First time I cherish nwamaikpe's post
I
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Boy Kills His Mother In Edo, Has sex with Corpse for money ritual by Itzsammy(m): 10:59pm On Nov 07, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I hope he used a condom?
It will be double tragedy if he impregnates his own dead mom.


Bastard

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Ruth Kadiri Set To Wed Secretly This November by Itzsammy(m): 7:14am On Nov 02, 2018
I'm still searching for the secret
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And His Family's Halloween Costumes Scary. Photo by Itzsammy(m): 5:02pm On Nov 01, 2018
TRUSTEDGUY:

The fool way no fit marry. Way get two artificial kids .

Way don't play for 4 different clubs still yet no be highest paid player in the world and the rapist

Dead man celebrating the day of the dead.

Nothing special.



U are born with hatred and forever u will be
Crime / Re: UNILAG Microbiology Student Commits Suicide Over Failed Courses (photo) by Itzsammy(m): 7:49pm On Oct 30, 2018
TarOrfeek:

Why will Universities give admission to 16 year olds from wealthy homes.

I got admission at 28. And plus extra year, I graduated at 33 years.


Who be the Bastard way go make me commit suicide?

Who?!





Mr man, depression is no respecter of age... So get the Bleep outta here wit ur age gospel.
Education / Re: Anambra Primary School Gives Goats As Gifts To Outstanding Students (Photos) by Itzsammy(m): 4:46pm On Oct 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is biblical.
Jacob's diligence to Laban was rewarded like this.

Genesis 30:32


Mad man grin
Crime / Re: Aboyomi Shogunle: Put Correct Otumokpo (Jazz) From Your Village In Your Car by Itzsammy(m): 1:03am On Oct 15, 2018
Wetin mk I use dis news do now ooooo? undecided

Sports / Re: Different Nigerians' Reactions To Nigeria 4: 0 Win Over Libya (Memes) by Itzsammy(m): 1:28pm On Oct 14, 2018
Culin:
You uploaded memes from one person and you're here saying "Nigerians react". Which Nigerians. Memes that I can hardly relate the funny thing about them.



Madam, that is ur problem
Health / Re: Please Some1 Should Help Me Out! by Itzsammy(m): 8:35pm On Oct 12, 2018
Sholari:
pls what is the solution? am having fast heart beat and my body is shaking



Did u tk tramadol?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To "His Boys Beating Taxify Driver, Abiodun Aboderin" Allegations by Itzsammy(m): 8:09pm On Oct 12, 2018
enemyofprogress:
you were too sweet last night,I really enjoyed every round


Chinsos!! shocked
Politics / Re: Adeleke, Oyetola To Battle In Re-run Election by Itzsammy(m): 3:13pm On Sep 23, 2018
Naijaguy12345:
We will finish Adeleke off in the re run, him never see nothing! How can you a man with F9 in English and with all other subjects pending since 1981 be a state governor ? Olodo raise to power 100. What message are we sending out to the next generations ? You can fail all your exams and end up being a state governor . If Ohaneze/IPOB so much like Adeleke, they can install him as governor in the east.







I'm not seeing u regain sanity till death take u away from this global village
Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kill Three Policemen, Two Others In Taraba by Itzsammy(m): 5:18pm On Sep 08, 2018
Sharpshooota:
They are mere criminals


Ipob are the real terrorists

They deserve python dance 3


Ur foolishness is an inborn error..
Ur foolishness is a genetic problem, running in ur family.

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Celebrities / Re: "Na Dem Dey Rush Us" Wasn't Part Of The Movie Script - Charles Inojie by Itzsammy(m): 9:11am On Sep 07, 2018
Na now him mama prayer just dey work

Science/Technology / Re: Why Earth Tremor Occurred In Abuja – FEMA by Itzsammy(m): 9:05am On Sep 07, 2018
There should be earthquake in Aso rock, mk buhari die
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Daughter, Imade Returns Back To School (PHOTO) by Itzsammy(m): 9:03am On Sep 07, 2018
GoTV:
No matter how you people paint it, this child is a product of fornication and it's a sin against the Lord Jesus we serve. Jesus never forgives and forget sad

Idiot, so they shud throw d baby away abi?
Unfortunate fellow
Sports / Re: “Nigerians Made 2018 World Cup An Unforgettable” One – FIFA Praises Nigeria by Itzsammy(m): 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2018
Let them gv us trophy for making the world cup an unforgettable one Na.... Abi e no worth am?

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Looking For Pregnancy – Bobrisky by Itzsammy(m): 4:08pm On Jul 29, 2018
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He/She can't even construct a good simple sentence. which one is "Have been have sex" ?...

Bobrisky needs to b schooled.
Secondly, I'm confused, I can't imagine bobrisky nursing a baby, it will be detrimental to the future of that baby... smh!!!

He is supposed to be Madrid guy, Sarrki, Ngeneukwenu, or any of his zombies mother/father... anyone.

Happy Sunday. FTC!!!
Politics / Re: 2019: PDP’s Presidential Candidate To Emerge September 30 by Itzsammy(m): 7:50am On Jul 20, 2018
Sylver247:
If you think PDP will win, click Like


If you think APC will win, click Share




Be looking for likes, like your life depends on it

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Politics / Re: R-APC Reps Shift Mass Defection To Next Week by Itzsammy(m): 7:40am On Jul 20, 2018
Deformed APC, Reformed APC, Unformed APC, Postformed APC....

You see those four things up there are the major reasons why APC will lose, com 2019.... The house is divided against itself.... Wetin concern me?

Vote for my girlfriend as miss kenya
Politics / Re: 2019: PDP’s Presidential Candidate To Emerge September 30 by Itzsammy(m): 7:33am On Jul 20, 2018
cool

Na now day just break for their eyes....

Stupid pple....

If Una like make Una no chase Bubu com 2019....

Today is my Birthday... Help me hit like to celebrate me...

Hit like 4 buhari to win
Hit share for PDP to win

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Nairaland / General / Re: Cameroonian Authorities Nab Four Soldiers Allegedly Involved In Shooting Women by Itzsammy(m): 7:30am On Jul 20, 2018
shocked


This people, Na for woman body them dey get power.... Help us kill Buhari, they will com....

Hit like for Buhari reign
Hit share for his death
Crime / Re: Beauty Queen Sentenced To Death For Killing HIV Positive Boyfriend by Itzsammy(m): 7:26am On Jul 20, 2018

Is this one beauty Queen?..

OK, the only fair girl in Kenya will surely be a beauty queen....

The most painful part of this is that, she wud given the contaminated preeq a very wonderful BJ.... Wat a life!!!
Celebrities / Re: Watch Eme Reunion As Skales Performs 'baddest Boy' With Wizkid And Banky W by Itzsammy(m): 7:24am On Jul 20, 2018


How will it help skales's downward career n banky's childless marriage?.

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Sports / Re: AS Roma Confirm Goalkeeper Alisson £67m Transfer To Liverpool (Read) by Itzsammy(m): 12:17am On Jul 20, 2018
memory123:
Ftc twice in a day! Gudtins comin my way!


Dream
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah Wears Pant And Bra (Photo) by Itzsammy(m): 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2018
How many of u can see the shadow I am seeing??
Fine shadow...

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Sports / Re: J.J Okocha Blast Buhari During Commentary After France Vs Croatia Match by Itzsammy(m): 11:03pm On Jul 15, 2018
Okocha I hail thee

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Fayose Loosing To APC In Ekiti, Reveals What He Needs To Do by Itzsammy(m): 12:32pm On Jul 15, 2018
vickzdvipe:

It is not "water system," it is "water cistern."


Who asked u?

Politics / Re: Fayemi wins as APC, PDP woo voters with cash.... Check the unbelievable out here by Itzsammy(m): 11:26am On Jul 15, 2018
shocked
FTC!!!!....
That's how Ekiti pple sold their birthrights n bought the dead rights...

Wetin concern me

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Still Open To Marriage –essence by Itzsammy(m): 11:25am On Jul 15, 2018
Smelling kpekus

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts As Fayemi Emerges Ekiti Governor-Elect by Itzsammy(m): 10:36am On Jul 15, 2018
FTC!!! Dedicated to Fayose n Eleka...


Why this one dey react like chemical??...

Democracy wey dem don rape b4 them born Nnamdi Azikwe...

See carry ur yeye comot 4 here...
FFK: Bleep Bleep Kayode

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Fashion / Re: Black Woman Crowned Winner Of Miss Universe Great Britain For The 1st Time by Itzsammy(m): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2018
grin

Even the bukky wey dey d back of my house, wey dey sell moi-moi n eko, fine pass this girl now .

See as her face be like wetin dem tk dey seperate fight.

I just hope her kpekus will still be intact...

My monicker is hungry

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