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thats her brother o!

I feel for him too

Pep Guardiola says he knows how Arsene Wenger feels and accepts he may have to deal with similar flak one day.

Wenger has been subjected to a barrage of criticism since his Arsenal side were comprehensively beaten by Guardiola's City in Sunday's Carabao Cup final at Wembley.

Speaking at his pre-match press conference, City boss Guardiola said: "I always support my colleagues because we feel the same when we win, when we lose.

"We accept the opinions of the fans and the people and you feel alone. Believe me, you feel alone because there's a lot of pressure on your shoulders.

"I understand completely. I'd like to tell him that I am close, I am on the same side as him. That's why I don't understand when other managers criticise the other managers.

"It's tough to send a message to the other ones from here because everyone understands how you feel when you lose.

"What happened can happen to me in the future. We won, I'm good. Arsene Wenger didn't win so he's not good."

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/11271431/pep-guardiola-sympathises-with-arsene-wengers-plight-at-arsenal

Imagine if this man is free as a pastor in this era, he would have upgraded his game like others.

Once a girl tells you "I don't want your girlfriend to come and beat me oo" then my brother, just know that u have successfully made through the first leg of the semi final.. ��

Those who neglect History are bound to repeat the mistakes of the past. Please read below and and learn. BEWARNED!!!!!!!

The Gross influx of Fulani herdsmen presently and now calls for the sharing of this history.
By John TAll JUKUNS SHOULD READ THIS.

The story is told of how King Yunfa, the Hausa Sarki in Gobir (now called Sokoto) hosted a Fulani immigrant called Usman Dan Fodiyo and his group in February 1804, as a result of this and since 1808 the whole of the northern region lost its kingdoms and were replaced by Fulani emirates.

King Yunfa is said to have been killed in 1808 and the Fulani warrior (Usman Dan Fodiyo) established Sokoto caliphate, making himself Sultan.

Gradually, other Hausa kingdoms were pillaged and taken over by the Fulani emirs. The ethnic groups in the core north were the first victims of Fulani imperialism, a venture that occurred because the people were given access to grazing land as a result of the hospitality of the hosts.

They however failed to overrun the Bornu and Jukun kingdoms , so the Shehu of Bornu and Aku Uka remains paramount till today!

The Afonja dynasty compromised by allowing a Fulani warrior known as Janta Alimi to settle in Ilorin, the Fulani guerrillas killed Afonja in 1824

And Ilorin, a Yoruba town under the Oyo empire, fell into Fulani hands, becoming an emirate under Sokoto caliphate till today! Even the attempts of the O'odua People's Congress (OPC) to revert to status quo ante and crown an Onilorin of Ilorin became an exercise in futility.

The Yoruba warriors got wise and defeated the Fulani jihadists in Osogbo in 1840, if this didn't happen there would most likely have been Fulani "emirs" as rulers in Oyo Alaafin, Ibadan, Owo, Osogbo, Ede, Ado, and Igede Ekiti today!

If the Bini Kingdom did not fight and repel the jihadists, they would have penetrated the Edo/Delta region beyond the present day Edo North Senatorial District which gave in and allowed the jihadists to overrun & islamize them.

Along with some ignorant folk most of them are now angling for grazing areas and a corridor through the entire federation. These grazing areas will in future become Fulani settlements, later commmunities and finally local government areas with elected officials.
If you think I am being alarmist look towards the once beautiful and serene Middle Belt state of Plateau.

The exact same thing happened in Jos.

Therefore, it will not be farfetched to conclude that the Fulani herdsmen are pawns in an agenda to overrun all towns in Nigeria! So that we will have emirs in Owerri, Enugu, Benin, Agatu,Wukari, Abeokuta and other towns where FG creates "grazing reserves" for Fulani herdsmen!

If Yunfa didn't accommodate Fodio and his warlike immigrants from Futatoro, Hausa sarkis would be ruling today in the north!

And if Afonja didn't conspire with Alimi, a Yoruba kingdom would not have been ruled by Alimi's offspring till today!

It is a subtle continuation of the 1804 Fulani jihad by the fully-armed and protected Fulani herdsmen with an age-old agenda to overrun and Islamize the whole of Nigeria very quickly.

I will end this with what someone rightly said- "The grazing bill is not an attempt to solve the problem, it's a subterfuge to progress the agenda"

It's an age-old political strategy really- ..create a problem, come up with a "solution" that advances the cause, and then give it a legal backing.
Make it look like a win-win situation.

Be as wise as serpents....

Spread this message for people to be aware.

nakoks:
Make i give you 1.2 for your corolla so u will have 200k change when u don buy the highlander

You like awuf! A car that just landed 9ja August 2017. Pay 1.8ml

I imported a Toyota Corolla 2006 From Texas in August Last year, but my boss just informed me of his intention to dispose his neatly used 2004 Toyota Highlander. I so much love the car. Is it wise for me to sell my car for that. He got the car 4 years back, though he was not making us of the car regularly because he had another car. The milage is about 205,222 while mine is about 111223. I priced him 1 million. Pls advice me.

Regards

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death.
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Chidexsco8448:
There is power in d tongue, becareful about what u say

She had the opportunity to reject death but she accepted!

Abuja Popular lawyer who predicted her death.

https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Abuja Popular lawyer who predicted her death.

https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Written by Rosline as her "last rant" . She knew she would die oo�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀

Roseline before her death, on the 9th of December was a lovely woman who loved herself and her friends. She died few days after she mourned the death of one of her friend on facebook.

GLOOMY CLOUD OF NIGHTS; LISTEN!

Rose Udoh: “My Last Rant”
Authored by Cash Onadele Poet ©️ 2017
I.
Gloomy clouds of nights, listen; form now; sheets for my walk,
Never mind, your full moon, wolfish howls and scary gazes,
I rant undaunted, in the jasmine fragrance of your plenty stars,
With my eyes closed, I am flying but like a goose; moving on.
II.
Death came, we walked and talked, slowly as the sky turned dark,
Till our voices got softer, then; I told the knight; of my rantings with pride,
For there, I had become a butterfly myself, colorful and winged,
Words as art and beauty, that can’t be separated, from laughter of friends.
III.
I am deeply grateful, to all who have been sharing the canny rants,
As I climbed the black hills, I tiptoed to the top, stepped on a few feet,
But in all, I tickled many of the little stars, who came to my bosom,
In that life, it was a privilege to lock on issues of the heart and beauty.
IV.
For those of you, who choose to attend my interment, and final place of rest,
Remember, to do so in your Sunday best, no blacks or greys, just the best,
You’ll find me smiling, beyond the seas, in the sunset cloud’s sheltered mists,
Over crests and troughs, I have cheated death, for I lived well; among you.
V.
Keep mind, I’m like summer song, of the sunny; beauFuneral arrangements for Roseline John-James Udoh Esq.

Location: Christian Cemetery, Guru, Abuja
Date: December 21, 2017
Time: being waited. Please stand by for additional updates

Here is the full text of what she wrote last year about how she wants her funeral ceremonies conducted (I only posted the first paragraph earlier) -

Don't cry for me when i am gone...
Do not shed a single tear because of me. Rather come to my funeral in your sunday best. Come with your bright make up and your brighter clothes; no black allowed at my funeral please.

Play loud music and dance the night away after i have been laid to rest. You may lay wreaths on my grave if it makes you feel better...but I'd much rather bottles of perfumes and chocolates, chanel No.5 has always been my favourite, and malteasers... A girl needs to smell good and snack up while on that journey.�

I’d love for my wake to be a fanfare; a carnival of sorts, you could pick a theme, something fun and loud and upbeat; The room covered with thousands of pictures of me smiling and living life to the fullest, that shouldn't be a problem, facebook keeps a good record of all my smiles; thousands of pictures printed and posted all over the room, so that wherever you turn you cannot but see my face. I was always an attention LovePeddler in my lifetime, you certainly wouldn’t expect that to change in my death!�

Please... No wailers at my funeral! All wailer should be bounced! Aint no one upstaging me at my own funeral and stealing my thunder! I’m gonna be lying there in my pretty pink casket dressed in something bright and flowery and with my makeup on fleek!� Please...for the love of God, do not let the morticians do my makeup...none of those brown clay and charcoal they put on people making them look like corpses(yeah i know, they are dead, but they mustn’t look it must they?). I’d love a professional to do my makeup; blushers, contours and bright red lips, oh yeah, I’d still love to be friends with ruby woo even in death. You could throw in some false lashes for good measure. And no cottonwool in my mouth, nose and ears mbok; its hard to look sexy with cottonwool in your nose.(lol)

Did i hear you say 'all is vanity'? Yeah right, but its my funeral not yours so I’m entitled to say how i want it to be,aint i? �

I’d love for my friends, foes,family and collegues to all tell stories about me...none of those "she was such a sweet sweet person". Keep it real people! Talk about my tantrums, talk about my mischiefs, talk about my adventures, talk about my shortcomings, defeat, strengths, fears and heartbreaks. No, dont let any guy that ever broke my heart speak at my funeral! Oby keeps a list of all their names and if any of them picks the mic to talk about what a great girl I was, I’m gonna get right up and give him a knock!�

Would it be asking too much to have an orchestra play while I'm being lowered into the ground? While my dear friend and brother Uzor sings Frank Sinatra's 'MY WAY' to accompany the band(hopefully he'll outlive me. Lol). No boring 'Beulah land' and 'fading away' hymns please! I’m not having people thinking about what they'd be remembered by and crying when they should be thinking about ME! Yes folks, its all about ME that day!�

Can i have a pink heart on my grave rather than a white cross please? Not for any particular reason, id just love for my grave to stand out from others. You know how much of a drama queen i was in my life time, I’d love to take that with me when i am gone.�

The after funeral party should be loud and crazy! More delightful stories about what an awesome person i was, and then of course there should be lots of food and drinks; y'all know how much i love food; please...don’t be cheapskates and pay a reputable caterer for that special occasion. I’d love for people to still be talking about the jollof rice they had at my funeral one month after.�

Do not cry for me when i am gone..., because indeed i lived life to the fullest. I made every moment count, lived outside the box, did my thing my way, tried to do right by God and man. True, i made many mistakes along the way but then who didn’t? But I’d love to think i left a footprint in the sands of time(even if just a toe), I’d love to believe i impacted my world even just a tiny bit. I’d love to believe i inspired one person even just a little, I’d love to think somebody smiled just because of me. I’d love to believe i was a rainbow in someones So if i did, do not cry or me when i am gone, rather celebrate , because i lived life to fullest and left my world a better and happier place than i met it!

~®️osyology~
29/12/16
10:40pm

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Dont panic, im not dying anytime soon!lol

Just felt this really strong urge to pencil down my thoughts for posterity to remember. I have been struggling with that for a while now but you now how it is when you just cannot shake a feeling off.
I plan to outlive most of y'all so fret not!�

But just in case you out-live me, now you know; Don't cry for me when i am gone...)tiful holiday times,
Together, let our songs feather, and like swift nightingales; be heard afar,
At this wake, sing with me, as I journey to the pearly gates and gardens,
To those I leave behind, dress in red, yellow, hues, and lilacs; brighten today! Rest in Peace beautiful Rose..

LadySarah:
have never done that in 2yrs plus.hw do i open it?

There are two screw at the back of it.

Rinsola32:
This is one important thing I don't take note of. I doubt if the one in my office was ever washed( not sure)

Hmmnnnn!

Just ask your office boy to open it and you will be shocked

Guilty or not Guilty?

When last did you opened and washed your water dispenser? Having water dispenser and buying the water directly from the company is not guarantee of getting a clean and healthy water.

Most times, I prefer sachet or bottle water outside my home because I'm not sure how oriented people are with regards to routine washing of their water dispenser.

The work might look hard, but I try hard to wash mine monthly or below.

Also find out the last time they washed the water dispenser in your organization.

It will shock you what you will discover after not cleaning it for a long time.

I personally insert filter for more healthy and clean water.

Oya tell me if you are guilty or not�

When last did you clean your water dispenser?

Will it prevent the tyre from pulling out?

Generalkaycee:
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Who are you?

Checkout below tweets from Nigerians as they rubbished Okorochas disclaimer over the insult he gave to JJ Omojuwa.

I feel for the guy!

Super Eagles’ Technical Adviser, Gernot Rohr has dedicated his team’s World Cup qualification to terminally-ill first choice goalkeeper, Carl Ikeme.



The 31-year-old was in between the goal post for Nigeria in the first two games of the World Cup qualifying campaign, but his participation however ended when he was diagonised with Leukemia in July.
Rohr revealed the team promised Ikeme, who is undergoing Chemotherapy, a win and the world cup ticket in a telephone chat before the game in Uyo on Saturday.

In his words, “from day one, our goalkeeper, Ikeme Carl kept us in this race to qualify for Russia. In Ndola, he made great saves to help us come through with a win. He spoke with the captain and the whole team and we promised him we’ll win and qualify. So this win is for Ikeme”.

Nigeria qualified for the 2018 World Cup on Saturday, after an Alex Iwobi 73rd minute goal against Zambia.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/10/super-eagles-coach-dedicates-world-cup-qualification-to-ex-keeper-carl-ikeme-who-is-battling-leukemia.html

Arsenal right-back Hector Bellerin, shared a picture of himself standing next to his monster sand car.

Football players are really enjoying this world

Checkout the sand car.

carbon1224:
When did you try it.it still works for me on my PayPal and fb both are working fine

Hope you did not link your savings and current account in one ATM card? Is that is the case, then you need to separate it.

Murphy Ijemba of Brila Fm is ranting on twitter at the moment. The OAP through his Twitter handle disclosed that Sean Amadi has been sacked.

Brila Fm without this guy's on popular side is like eating agege bread with Akara.

Checkout this twitts as attached.

elvischukie:
no mind op... real AFONJA

Afonja