Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death.
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Roseline Udoh: The Abuja Popular Lawyer Who Predicted Her Death
https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Chidexsco8448:
There is power in d tongue, becareful about what u say

She had the opportunity to reject death but she accepted!

Abuja Popular lawyer who predicted her death.

https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Abuja Popular lawyer who predicted her death.

https://www.nairaland.com/4234132/roseline-udoh-abuja-popular-lawyer

Written by Rosline as her "last rant" . She knew she would die oo�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀

Roseline before her death, on the 9th of December was a lovely woman who loved herself and her friends. She died few days after she mourned the death of one of her friend on facebook.

GLOOMY CLOUD OF NIGHTS; LISTEN!

Rose Udoh: “My Last Rant”
Authored by Cash Onadele Poet ©️ 2017
I.
Gloomy clouds of nights, listen; form now; sheets for my walk,
Never mind, your full moon, wolfish howls and scary gazes,
I rant undaunted, in the jasmine fragrance of your plenty stars,
With my eyes closed, I am flying but like a goose; moving on.
II.
Death came, we walked and talked, slowly as the sky turned dark,
Till our voices got softer, then; I told the knight; of my rantings with pride,
For there, I had become a butterfly myself, colorful and winged,
Words as art and beauty, that can’t be separated, from laughter of friends.
III.
I am deeply grateful, to all who have been sharing the canny rants,
As I climbed the black hills, I tiptoed to the top, stepped on a few feet,
But in all, I tickled many of the little stars, who came to my bosom,
In that life, it was a privilege to lock on issues of the heart and beauty.
IV.
For those of you, who choose to attend my interment, and final place of rest,
Remember, to do so in your Sunday best, no blacks or greys, just the best,
You’ll find me smiling, beyond the seas, in the sunset cloud’s sheltered mists,
Over crests and troughs, I have cheated death, for I lived well; among you.
V.
Keep mind, I’m like summer song, of the sunny; beauFuneral arrangements for Roseline John-James Udoh Esq.

Location: Christian Cemetery, Guru, Abuja
Date: December 21, 2017
Time: being waited. Please stand by for additional updates

Here is the full text of what she wrote last year about how she wants her funeral ceremonies conducted (I only posted the first paragraph earlier) -

Don't cry for me when i am gone...
Do not shed a single tear because of me. Rather come to my funeral in your sunday best. Come with your bright make up and your brighter clothes; no black allowed at my funeral please.

Play loud music and dance the night away after i have been laid to rest. You may lay wreaths on my grave if it makes you feel better...but I'd much rather bottles of perfumes and chocolates, chanel No.5 has always been my favourite, and malteasers... A girl needs to smell good and snack up while on that journey.�

I’d love for my wake to be a fanfare; a carnival of sorts, you could pick a theme, something fun and loud and upbeat; The room covered with thousands of pictures of me smiling and living life to the fullest, that shouldn't be a problem, facebook keeps a good record of all my smiles; thousands of pictures printed and posted all over the room, so that wherever you turn you cannot but see my face. I was always an attention LovePeddler in my lifetime, you certainly wouldn’t expect that to change in my death!�

Please... No wailers at my funeral! All wailer should be bounced! Aint no one upstaging me at my own funeral and stealing my thunder! I’m gonna be lying there in my pretty pink casket dressed in something bright and flowery and with my makeup on fleek!� Please...for the love of God, do not let the morticians do my makeup...none of those brown clay and charcoal they put on people making them look like corpses(yeah i know, they are dead, but they mustn’t look it must they?). I’d love a professional to do my makeup; blushers, contours and bright red lips, oh yeah, I’d still love to be friends with ruby woo even in death. You could throw in some false lashes for good measure. And no cottonwool in my mouth, nose and ears mbok; its hard to look sexy with cottonwool in your nose.(lol)

Did i hear you say 'all is vanity'? Yeah right, but its my funeral not yours so I’m entitled to say how i want it to be,aint i? �

I’d love for my friends, foes,family and collegues to all tell stories about me...none of those "she was such a sweet sweet person". Keep it real people! Talk about my tantrums, talk about my mischiefs, talk about my adventures, talk about my shortcomings, defeat, strengths, fears and heartbreaks. No, dont let any guy that ever broke my heart speak at my funeral! Oby keeps a list of all their names and if any of them picks the mic to talk about what a great girl I was, I’m gonna get right up and give him a knock!�

Would it be asking too much to have an orchestra play while I'm being lowered into the ground? While my dear friend and brother Uzor sings Frank Sinatra's 'MY WAY' to accompany the band(hopefully he'll outlive me. Lol). No boring 'Beulah land' and 'fading away' hymns please! I’m not having people thinking about what they'd be remembered by and crying when they should be thinking about ME! Yes folks, its all about ME that day!�

Can i have a pink heart on my grave rather than a white cross please? Not for any particular reason, id just love for my grave to stand out from others. You know how much of a drama queen i was in my life time, I’d love to take that with me when i am gone.�

The after funeral party should be loud and crazy! More delightful stories about what an awesome person i was, and then of course there should be lots of food and drinks; y'all know how much i love food; please...don’t be cheapskates and pay a reputable caterer for that special occasion. I’d love for people to still be talking about the jollof rice they had at my funeral one month after.�

Do not cry for me when i am gone..., because indeed i lived life to the fullest. I made every moment count, lived outside the box, did my thing my way, tried to do right by God and man. True, i made many mistakes along the way but then who didn’t? But I’d love to think i left a footprint in the sands of time(even if just a toe), I’d love to believe i impacted my world even just a tiny bit. I’d love to believe i inspired one person even just a little, I’d love to think somebody smiled just because of me. I’d love to believe i was a rainbow in someones So if i did, do not cry or me when i am gone, rather celebrate , because i lived life to fullest and left my world a better and happier place than i met it!

~®️osyology~
29/12/16
10:40pm

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Dont panic, im not dying anytime soon!lol

Just felt this really strong urge to pencil down my thoughts for posterity to remember. I have been struggling with that for a while now but you now how it is when you just cannot shake a feeling off.
I plan to outlive most of y'all so fret not!�

But just in case you out-live me, now you know; Don't cry for me when i am gone...)tiful holiday times,
Together, let our songs feather, and like swift nightingales; be heard afar,
At this wake, sing with me, as I journey to the pearly gates and gardens,
To those I leave behind, dress in red, yellow, hues, and lilacs; brighten today! Rest in Peace beautiful Rose..

LadySarah:
have never done that in 2yrs plus.hw do i open it?

There are two screw at the back of it.

Rinsola32:
This is one important thing I don't take note of. I doubt if the one in my office was ever washed( not sure)

Hmmnnnn!

Just ask your office boy to open it and you will be shocked

Guilty or not Guilty?

When last did you opened and washed your water dispenser? Having water dispenser and buying the water directly from the company is not guarantee of getting a clean and healthy water.

Most times, I prefer sachet or bottle water outside my home because I'm not sure how oriented people are with regards to routine washing of their water dispenser.

The work might look hard, but I try hard to wash mine monthly or below.

Also find out the last time they washed the water dispenser in your organization.

It will shock you what you will discover after not cleaning it for a long time.

I personally insert filter for more healthy and clean water.

Oya tell me if you are guilty or not�

When last did you clean your water dispenser?

Will it prevent the tyre from pulling out?

Generalkaycee:
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Who are you?

Checkout below tweets from Nigerians as they rubbished Okorochas disclaimer over the insult he gave to JJ Omojuwa.

I feel for the guy!

Super Eagles’ Technical Adviser, Gernot Rohr has dedicated his team’s World Cup qualification to terminally-ill first choice goalkeeper, Carl Ikeme.



The 31-year-old was in between the goal post for Nigeria in the first two games of the World Cup qualifying campaign, but his participation however ended when he was diagonised with Leukemia in July.
Rohr revealed the team promised Ikeme, who is undergoing Chemotherapy, a win and the world cup ticket in a telephone chat before the game in Uyo on Saturday.

In his words, “from day one, our goalkeeper, Ikeme Carl kept us in this race to qualify for Russia. In Ndola, he made great saves to help us come through with a win. He spoke with the captain and the whole team and we promised him we’ll win and qualify. So this win is for Ikeme”.

Nigeria qualified for the 2018 World Cup on Saturday, after an Alex Iwobi 73rd minute goal against Zambia.

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/10/super-eagles-coach-dedicates-world-cup-qualification-to-ex-keeper-carl-ikeme-who-is-battling-leukemia.html

Arsenal right-back Hector Bellerin, shared a picture of himself standing next to his monster sand car.

Football players are really enjoying this world

Checkout the sand car.

carbon1224:


When did you try it.it still works for me on my PayPal and fb both are working fine

Hope you did not link your savings and current account in one ATM card? Is that is the case, then you need to separate it.

Murphy Ijemba of Brila Fm is ranting on twitter at the moment. The OAP through his Twitter handle disclosed that Sean Amadi has been sacked.

Brila Fm without this guy's on popular side is like eating agege bread with Akara.

Checkout this twitts as attached.

elvischukie:

no mind op... real AFONJA

Afonja

CAPTAIND5235:
Funny, but how are we sure you didn't write it yourself

Why would I do that? just collected the note just now. as you can see the write-up is fading with the note.

Seguntimmy:
For real?

For real bro!

IPOB every where in Nigeria
Give us Biafra was written on a 1000 Naira Note that was paid to me this morning. This struggle is for real o!

With such a huge market share, the "fake iPhone" market has become very lucrative for unscrupulous phone manufacturers. Some of the earlier iPhone knock-offs are so poorly done that it is easy to differentiate a fake iPhone from a genuine one. However, over time, some fake iPhones cloned so well that they are physically very similar to a genuine iPhone. From the size of the device, the buttons placement, the Apple logo, and other physical indicators of an original iPhone, some fake iPhones are really good imitations.

I got my Iphone 7 plus 30,000 less from the price at Slot Limited, so I was quick to ascertain if i got original apple product.
As I was told, I got the serial number by dialing "*#06#" on my dialer which display my iPhone's serial number.

I accessed Official Apple Support site as disclosed https://checkcoverage.apple.com/ where I entered my iPhone serial number to see if it is a real iPhone.

after entering your serial number on the website, If the site says that the code is invalid, then your iPhone is a clone.

I got below statement when I checked the status o

Eligible for an AppleCare product
Purchase an AppleCare product to get additional repair coverage and technical support.
Learn more and buy now

Valid Purchase Date
A validated purchase date lets Apple quickly find your product and provide the help you need.
Telephone Technical Support: Active
Your product is eligible for complimentary telephone technical support.
Estimated Expiration Date: October 30, 2017
More about complimentary support opens in a new window
Contact Apple Support

Repairs and Service Coverage: Active
Your product is covered for eligible hardware repairs and service under Apple’s Limited Warranty.
Estimated Expiration Date: July 31, 2018
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Set up a repair

you can Determine Fake vs. Real Iphone through this method

duketerry22:
You used 227k to buy a phone that belongs to a defunct company n then paid 187k for an iPhone then u come n say you're warning people to never use Android again..how many people do u see using the pine u went to buy or u couldn't have found out more about it ur blood was hot shey? Soon now again you'll say iPhone is useless..clearly you've got cash to spend so enjoy

You didn't get my message! I only warned people against blackberry Keyone not android.

obidevine:


I love you for this, I currently use a BlackBerry Passport silver edition and I'm planning on moving to the Keyone. This op almost broke my heart with this his revelation, till I realized that he wasn't sure what he bought the phone for. I'm a business man who uses my BlackBerry strictly for emails and whatsapp business communications . I don't download games and I rarely watch videos on my phone. So I guess the Keyone is for me.

Bros if it's all about mail and whatsapp, then why pay so much?

DrayZee:

Exactly.
I was just laughing at that dude as he said he got the iPhone 7 Plus.
Someone who is used to Android generally will not enjoy switching to iOS.
And he might not even know that iPhones don't ha very expandable memory. He might have even bought a 32GB model

OP, don't forget to tell us when you're having problems with your iPhone.
Maybe then you'll switch to Windows

Sorry I got the 128gb version

ollah1:


Brillaint piece that most people don't understand. Plus i noticed the op is a dummy. He doesn't do his research before buying phones. He left Samsung Note 5 cos of memory( it's known not to have an expandable memory). Jumped on KeyONE thats basically for business and now on iPhone 7 plus. He will soon cry on this one too cos the memory can't be expanded.

You can only call me a dummy on NL! � � you may be insulting your boss!

jmaxjohn:


I just looked at the thread sef.
The mumu open eye spend 227k to buy phone with snapdragon 625 SoC and he's here complaining.


Nonsense

Wasted my time commenting

No insult BRO! The 227k is not yours ok!