₦airaland Forum

bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. Enjoy

this guy,how did you guess i was going to attempt to breathe with my tongue out?you too much.

the plural of garri is......(let me spy),-GARRIS.The three statues that welcomes you b4 reaching lagos are.....(let me spy again),-BABA IYABO,BABA SUWE AND BABA N GIDA.(in case i fail,bribe money don set so no yawa)

i have used the almighty formular and i still cannot get the diameter to Banky W head,i need expo please.

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY....(IF U WANT TO SHOOT SHOOT DONT TALK).

there is a story about a man who one day was very hungry that he decided he would walk two days to a forest in a nearby village to eat from a coconut tree.As he was walking,from a distant he could see that the tree had only one coconut,so he felt very happy that his hunger was going to be taking care of.Unfortunately for him,he did not know that the angel of death was waiting for him by the tree to take his life,just as he was getting close to the tree,the angel of life appeared in the form of man and started fighting the man.The hungry man was so angry that now of all time this madman had to attack him.They fought for three whole days,and finally the angel in form of man ran away,the hungry man cursed the man for delaying him from his meal.By the time he got to the tree,the angel of death had gone but the coconut had spoiled.The hungry man started to blame GOD for not helping him when that man delayed him in a fight,but he never knew and would never know that GOD was the one that sent the angel of life to rescue him from death that was waiting for him by the coconut tree.

if it was a Nigerian official you would all be talking of corruption,but now it is the white mans own,she knows how to enjoy life.

i just want to tell you that you should be careful of the advice that people might bring on this forum,it seems you are taking the ones you like rather than thinking seriously about the decision you are about to make.from what i read,the girl is just 25 years old and you never thought for a minute that a 25 years old divorcee was strange.when did she get married?if she could be divorced by 25,i am sure the marriage is not up to 6 or 7 years,which means she is not a very patient woman.the same way she is not patient with the first husband is the same way she will not be patient with you.

there should also be THE BEST AND WORST PLACES TO BE A MAN,i am sure Arab countries will come first on the list.

jmaine u crack me up, ,u are gifted and ur squad are on point.

Jackie Chan is the best in my opinion because his fighting scenes look so real that it seems you watching the movie is actually there were the action is,but jet Li fighting scenes look too artificial.

GOD did not give birth to anyone as that is impossible,Jesus is GODS BEGOTTEN SON MEANING HE(GOD)ACCEPTED Jesus and called him son because Jesus accepted an assignment in which everyone in heaven refused.

Beync:
you are the best among the best. you are responsible indeed.No manliness, no cry, and dis earth wud be the best planet in the whole universe!

u hit the nail on d head,i am short of words.

women are attracted to men that flirt with different women  yet they complain that the same man is cheating on them,that is just lame.

too bad,throw her out ASAP 9ja style.then go out and look for some OMOGE and catch ur fun,in a short while u will be ok.

da, dy                                                                                                                                     at least i try. ;d