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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Inaction Delays Recovery Of $85million Ex- Minister’s Loot by ivili(m): 2:46pm On Sep 11, 2016
amagunnerfan:
Watch how the wailers will ignore the fact that this madness happened under GEJ and PDP but will hammer on PMB reportedly being slow.
During GEJ you say?Do you even know who Dan Etete is?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Inaction Delays Recovery Of $85million Ex- Minister’s Loot by ivili(m): 2:44pm On Sep 11, 2016
amagunnerfan:
Omojoshy, did the scam happen and remained undiscovered under GEJ and PDP or should will blame "witch hunting" for that too?
I do hope you are aware that the oil deal was made during OBJ' tenure,or are you pretending ?
RomanceRe: Inside Abuja Sex Slums, How VIPs Sneak Into Harlots’ Dens To Ease Tensions by ivili(m): 6:13am On Sep 09, 2016
500 naira just to suck breast? (Lol) ;Dbabies get that for free.Men don suffer for this world
PhonesRe: Good News: MTN 4G Data Plans Now Available by ivili(m): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2016
joshmoy:
Meanwhile, click here to view shocking leaked video of popular actor in sexual act with his girlfriend.
Haba,if na him girlfriend how e con take be shocking?
EducationRe: What Number Comes After Trillion? See The Name Of The World Largest Numbers by ivili(m): 10:34pm On Sep 01, 2016
SEXSEPTUAGINTILLION-people wey dey do sex for September. (2)SEXOCTOGINTILLION-October sex addict na I'm be dat one.(3)SEXVIGINTILLION-na virgins wey sabi sex well well(my two shilling).
HealthRe: 11 Factors That Can Destroy Male Fertility by ivili(m): 3:53pm On Aug 26, 2016
taylor88:
whats d essence of living if u avoid all these
help me ask dem.
HealthRe: The 'Tree Boy' Of Bangladesh Suffers From Skin Disorder That Affects His Hands by ivili(m): 1:23pm On Aug 24, 2016
toposi4naija:
God!.....please him!....

Where is UNICEF??..... undecided
Ol boy u funny,you actually called God and UNICEF in the same sentence.Only UNICEF will answer.
HealthRe: Nigerian Dupes Cancer Stricken White Woman (Photos) by ivili(m): 5:37pm On Aug 21, 2016
omaiyale:
At Your Service Sir
I was actually scrolling down to see who will supply the photo,hilarious people grin.
Car TalkRe: Help! V.I.S Officials Just Meted An Injustice On Me (pics) by ivili(m): 10:30pm On Aug 18, 2016
anochuks08:
lol @ the comments
Nigerians are too hilarious.The guy must have rubbed his hands on people's faces,nobody dey even pity d guy.
PoliticsRe: Babangida Suggests Part Time Legislature For Nigeria by ivili(m): 8:04pm On Aug 16, 2016
If they make the National Assembly part time,what about the state Assembly?What about the Executive arm,and not forgetting the Judiciary.
PoliticsRe: We Are Working Hard To Stabilize Power Situation In Nigeria, Says Buhari by ivili(m): 7:30am On Aug 03, 2016
ladyF:
***clear throat****

****grabs mic****

***In Jordin Sparks voice***

***DJ hit me with them beats***

False promises is just like fake names
You painted a picture for me, but there was no frame
You made my future look bright, and I believed every word
I went to sleep on the cloud and woke up in the dirt

We will fix power situation in 6 months, Fashola said.... angry This APC sha, I just dey look them.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
nice flow,nice rhyme skill,do it again. grin
PoliticsRe: Vivian Okeke Fails To Recite National Anthem, Pledge by ivili(m): 12:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
IstandWitBuhari:
Afonjas will soon gather here in there numbers,some may appear with a plate of amala and ewedu in their hands.
This made me laugh so hard.....if them catch you,na dat amala dem go take stone you.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Give Nigerian Government Condition For Ceasefire. by ivili(m): 11:32pm On Jun 10, 2016
lordizak:
According to Merriam Webster; Terrorism is the use of violent acts to frighten. the people in an area as a way of trying to achieve a political goal.
Someone may ask who's frighting who. The explosions, Fear of the the civilians, when the see the force men, low productivity, destruction of infrastructure, maiming of lives. We are destroying our own homeland. Boko haram did that in the North, let it not happen here. let's not let some individuals take our security away. Thanks.
In that case,it is fair to say that F.g is also a terrorist and also politicians as well.
CultureRe: Epic Photo Of King Jaja Of Opobo by ivili(m): 2:59pm On Jun 10, 2016
sheedy407:
I just like this man cos i can vividly remember how he helped me during my assignment in our class then
For a moment there i believed you but then,my non-Nigeria sense kicked in and i remember the man is actually our ancestor.
CelebritiesRe: Afeez Owo Breaks His Fast With Meat by ivili(m): 11:12am On Jun 10, 2016
[qquote author=kajoula post=46440206][b][size=1v8ptxa embarassedavx]FELLOW............
Xd
CelebritiesRe: Afeez Owo Breaks His Fast With Meat by ivili(m): 11:12am On Jun 10, 2016
[qquote author=kajoula post=46440206][size=18pt]FELLOW............
EAT TO LIVE AND NOT TO DIE[/size]
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PoliticsRe: 1,500mw Lost To Pipeline Bombings —NNPC by ivili(m): 10:30am On Jun 10, 2016
M4gunners:
All the money lost this period of NDA would've been enough or will go long way to develop ND.But as usual they won't listen to the 5%because they are minority.
Very funny,like they have been building the ND for the past 30years.You funny too much.
PoliticsRe: Militants Bomb SPDC Pipeline In Delta by ivili(m): 10:17am On Jun 10, 2016
kelvinreality:
Even though I am from this region, I do not support this agitation of theirs . I once thought it was a just cause until I saw one of their request(s) opposing the corruption war being fought by our dear president.

Let them continue bombing the pipelines, they should continue serving the interest of greedy Nigerians, but all I can say is " what a man sows, he shall reap ".


When exactly did the Avengers make that request?The day,date and what newspaper.The only news we heard was that the South South governors and not Avengers making such request.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9 NPF Applicants Detained In Enugu by ivili(m): 6:13pm On Jun 09, 2016
Are they aware that they were actually going into the belly of the beast,and still,they decided to commit a crime on their first appearance.SMH
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Threatens To Withdraw Bedc’s C Of O In Edo by ivili(m): 8:08am On Jun 07, 2016
So the governor wants them to give what they don't have?Is he aware that those companies do not generate electricity.Smh
PoliticsRe: Militant Attacks: FG Suspects Foreign Conspiracy by ivili(m): 5:09pm On Jun 06, 2016
This is always the last card the military likes to pull when they have ran out of things to talk about.If they are being financed from outside or inside should not affect their ability to crush the NDA.(AND THE KEY WORD THE MILITARY LOVES TO USE IS CRUSH)
PoliticsRe: "Corruption List" To Exclude Names Of Those Returning Money - Sahara Reporters by ivili(m): 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2016
You guys are still waiting for an imaginary list that they dont have?Buhari failed to make the announcement during his speech and now we are being told another story story.Atleast i am not disapponted,no be APC?
PoliticsRe: Kayode Ogundamisi's Ratings Of Buhari's Ministers So Far by ivili(m): 9:12am On Jun 03, 2016
Is it me or didnt Buhari said he reduced the ministry to 24,but i am counting way more than that.Or we have ministers and no ministry?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria’s Looming Economic Troubles Is A Sign Of End Times by ivili(m): 8:48pm On May 29, 2016
hahn:
https://www.nairaland.com/2562609/6-days-appearance-jesus-christ

That one grin

Just one question, what did you smoke the day you wrote that thread tongue
This made me laugh hard.That guy has lost his mind.
PoliticsRe: Politicians, Civil Servants, Generals Steal N38tn In 17 Years by ivili(m): 9:26am On May 29, 2016
Very empty and non evidential,typical of the kind of info empty headed individuals feeds other empty headed individuals.
CultureRe: Edo Government Retracts Statement On Oba's Appointment by ivili(m): 2:18pm On May 25, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
The throne of the Oba of Bini is not subject to the approval or discretion of even the President talk less of a governor under the Oba's realm.


This is the only surviving dynasty left in Africa and it dates back to a bloodline centuries before Nigeria or Edo state came into existence.

For one unionist scammer to have the audacity to declare the living heir apparent to his claims to his forefathers throne is a abomination upon itself.

Oshiomole must sacrifice Iara to appease the gods and ancestors of the revered Bini Kingdom for his sacrilegious claims of authorising a new Oba for the Kingdom of Bini and her peoples.
Guy your body too hot,this hot afternoon you are already demanding an halfcast sacrifice.If he sacrifice her now what will he sacrifice when he plans to run for President? grin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Whispering To Buhari As French President Wait by ivili(m): 11:04pm On May 15, 2016
xana101:
Obj- Bhari, plz don't 4get go give me some share from d proceed of fuel price increase oo.
Buhari - kai no wahala. U're still ma boss. We shall share d moni and render Nigerian useless b4 2019
Obj - ur head correct!
Lol...I could not stop laughing at the end.."obj-ur head correct"...just priceless.
RomanceRe: Ms Sahhara: 'I Would Love To Date A Nigerian Guy' by ivili(m): 10:16am On May 15, 2016
decatalyst:
I cover myself and my brother with the blood or Jesus!


If he/she want a lesbian partner too, I cover my sisters with blood of Jesus. grin
She be fulani herdsmen when you wan finish Jesus blood,you forget say other people need am too?lol grin
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Gives Her Ex-Breadseller Colleagues N5k Each (photo) by ivili(m): 2:32pm On May 13, 2016
igraman:
1. she's looking as if its not from her heart.
2. the lady receiving sef, seems not be receiving it wholeheartedly.
3. the fair lady in yellow seems to be a gossip expert.
4. the lady with plaited hair on the left side is obviously envying.
You don turn Sherlock Holmes. ..lol,you just told us their destiny with one photo,you too much.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Clear Proofs That God Exists: To The Atheists by ivili(m): 9:32am On May 12, 2016
Those are not proofs,atheist are intellectuals that reason things based on facts and not personal opinion.There is no proof for God and even Jesus made that clear when he said non had seen God,so stop making stuff up because you will only get burn intellectually.
FoodRe: Five Dollars Pure Water In Kano (photo) by ivili(m): 7:42pm On May 11, 2016
Dem talk true say the NAFDAC reg. number dey come soon,una dey laugh.You want dem to print fake number,knowing those watchdogs head dey hot this period.Dem be sharp men...lol
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Assets Declaration Form Has Been "Tampered With" - Lawyer by ivili(m): 1:10am On May 11, 2016
dunkem21:
If the FG wants to win this case, they should hire 139 lawyers grin .. The more, the merrier ..

Very soon, dem go ask Saraki where him get money to pay 90 lawyers cheesy

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You harsh ooo,139 lawyers...lol,na competition dem dey do for court?I believe Saraki will win this case,the prosecution will begin to intentionally flop.

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