₦airaland Forum

CreepyBlackpool:
Hian

I'm just saying he's been comparing and contrasting us with Dubai a lot these days. Maybe you haven't been following him for a while.

If the fact that we both have oil is the basis for the comparison then okay......

NotBeenPaid:

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Ogbeh oh... Lalasticalala food yaf show
[img]https:///media/6-10-2018/nFVMcC.gif[/img]The dancing is legendary....hilarious Nairalanders.

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socialmediaman:
Someone cheat you over and over, each time he tells you a new story to make you believe in the system, then he cheats you again... what should we call such situation?

Geminita1:
Humans are so weak. Once you are down they run away and hide, the minute you get back they jump out from nowhere singing your praise. Why are we such cowards. Humans are overrated, i''ll rather be a flower.

Kentura:
Who go fit do am coup ? When he dn retire all the senior Army staffs wey get experience in coup matters..

Amstupid:
Pls guyz, which tread should I display my stupidity......
I get am plenty o

openmine:
that has already happened!
Labour have already issued a 2 week ultimatum for FG to agree on their final percentage!
the deadline ends next week Tuesday.....

Mekanus:
How them take dey understand wetin Buhari dey read sef?

johnlvis:
If its not Ekweremadu's story, then leave it for another week.

TheFacelessMan:


So touching. Mothers are the best..

That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.


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I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.

I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya.

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED...


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

IvarTheBoneless:


I remember doing this back in Uganda

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Moussa ibn Coulibaly, a terrorist planning to fly to Paris and detonate a bomb at the 1998 World Cup Final.

I was tailing him when all of a sudden, he bent as if to tie his shoelaces and i

Lost him him in the sea of blank black faces......

I pulled out my service pistol and shot 3 times in the air.

Everyone prostrated for me immediately like i was a Yoruba King....except guess who ? Mousa !


He ran towards the international wing under construction using some fancy evasive moves... i had no time for that!

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I was determined to get him and his backpack...

Unfortunately 2 huge policemen ran and tackled me to the ground.

I was wearing mufti and i carried a gun. I was lucky i wasn't shot on sight.

Moussa blew me a kiss as he passed through his bag through the conveyor belt...

it was Semtex with a plastic detonator .... it wouldn't be detected.

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To be continued

NwaAmaikpe:



Aisha Buhari should understand that there is a great difference between rape victim and rape claimant?

Besides, it is not out of place for the police on the request of the accused to demand that the rape claimant jusitifes her accusations before she can be officially awarded the title of victim.
And justice meted out deservingly.

I am also confined to construe this attention to the IG of Police as an act of using office as a tool for obstruction of justice.
This is no case of intimidation but that of elucidation of misrepresented facts.

The Dakolos have just gotten the best opportunity to come out with their facts, I expected them to embrace it and defend their claims.
This is more than shouting #NotInMyChurch, #MeToo or floating a money-funnel NGO.

This is about setting the facts clear.
They need not call Segalink or RuggedMan when next a strange car comes near their dirty house unless they're confirming what the bible says about the wicked who run when no one is chasing.

Well, what do I even know?

NiRfreak:
Love is sweet until you start staying together as couple. That time, what we call 'see finish' and serial test will set in, and the thread of patience stretched beyond modulus into exhaustion.
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Thén you'll crave and wonder what has happened to the sweet love you once shared in the days of yore. You will look back and just want to start all over again.
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Unfortunately, starting all over will have to involve another person. So and so the cycle goes un-end. The mirage of love.

Mikora:
Africans go talk say na witch turtle be that. Them go pour anointing oil on top him head, burn am with fire. As e dey burn, dem go surround am dey shout holy ghost fire, some go dey speak in tongues. When the poor animal don burn finish, dem go begin sing, "he has given me victory, I will lift him higher, Jehovah I will lift him higher"

Bambarino:
Did guy get potential no be small but make he no go end up like our dear kele ihea...yeah who slap me now

Pepperoniq:
Eiyah...
Nonsense...
Season of Suicide has gone.
We are now in Rape Season

Junkie1:
SHE GO SOON RIPE

calculator123:
Break up with her diplomatically. Withdraw enough money oh because you go buy;
1) 2 Virgin mosquitoes
2) 3 White Antelopes
3) A day old ant
4) 5 feminist Turkeys
and A trailer load of orange yams.

Patosky4U:
naija, the man is a monster..





any I just the vex.. Tottenham na odeeeeeeeeeee

ajebuter:
Your own better..

I last watched it when they were still showing SuperTed, Terra Hawks, Rent-a-Ghost, Some Mothers do Have Em ( By Mr Spencer), Robin Hood, Checkmate, New Samanja, New Masquerade, Second Chance, Village Headmaster and Sesame Street..

useless station..

Balenciagabrain:
You better not come to my wall to insult me before I roast you alive.

Amina was appointed not elected.

By saying whoever recently declared interest means he hopes to be elected.

Once it's for an election, Nigeria's image plays a huge roll in letting people choose.

The most reputable has been Ngozi Okonjo Iweala who hasn't had it lucky. Whether you like it or not the truth remains that we are a bad image to democracy and at anywhere it is required. Until we let things play out as they should.Deal with that. Ewu.

iyke926:
Lot of stupid kids in the universities.


Guys that act like this way, always have a funny CGPA like the odd of Bayern to win Nurnberg @1.16

slyfoxxjoe:
a grown man being an Avengers fan is still sad. Though watching the movie is not quite as bad as collecting comic books.