₦airaland Forum

chiefqueen:
Sexist
Religious extremist
Homophobic
Backward thinking... Man how have you managed to survive in this 21st century?

salvage at its finest, sister you that girl.

Obviously the President was joking.

So only 200 Nigerians have been returned out of 30,000,I must salute the Nigeria Embassy in Germany for making us proud.

Jesus was talking to that generation and not another.If I tell you that Nigeria will win the world cup and this generation will witness it,would you accept any other narrative other than your generation witnessing such wonder?Guy,the prophecy did not come to pass.Remember that after Christ left the earth,the disciples were still expecting the end to come.

Well,let's just hope all the girls are returned and no child left behind.

I think this Buhari 'so government is the best for Nigerians. Two months old strike and no body cares....democracy is truly alien to you guys.

Looks good,but it's no different from all other SUV's.

pocohantas:
They didn't have to treat them that way. The prick and brain were not wired to work simultaneously. When prick stands, brain shuts down. It doesn't matter if it's at the wife's burial, logical reasoning halts/drops!


I pity women wey dey kill and fight because of prick... The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!

RIP to the woman.

His prick is even small, like overused eyepencil.

Go girl,"The only woman that's 100% sure of her husband's location, at every given time...is a widow!!"you killed it right there.You had me laughing like a mad man .

He must be really loved by his people. I'm sure he is doing well or else why so much love .

This info is not needed,I'm not planning to buy one,I'm still saving for my own private jet.

Built2last:
Buhari has not fulfilled one election promise. He narrowly won Jonathan with 2.5 million votes. Those disappointed with Buhari is over 5 million. He can't win.

APC should get ready forget the BMC and their e-rants. They know they have a tough job ahead. The vote in the north will be divided.

THE BUHARI TRAGEDY; HOW DID WE GET HERE?


That President Muhammadu Buhari lacks both the intellectual, mental and emotional wherewithal to preside over even an Umunna meeting in his Daura village has never been in doubt. He remains a pathetic excuse for a President. Even the dark Goggled tyrant, Abacha, wasn't this terrible. Abacha was simply a thieving dictator and most of his tyranny were actually not unconnected with his desire to bury the June12 ghost. So there is a sense in which it can be argued that Abacha's madness had a method.

But this man here??

He seems quite uniquely sophisticated in the ways of inflicting pain, misery, death, wars and woes on his fellow Nigerians. It does appear he enjoys it, too.

His is a govt deeply rooted in official roquery, banditry and brigandage.

Under this Katsina born ex-soldier, official bigotry, clannishness and demonic nepotism have all been institutionalized.

In a nutshell, President Buhari is running an apartheid govt premised on Northernization, Fulanization and Islamization. Ironically, even in his own govt, he's but a pawn in the hands of the powerful #ScionsOfDanfodio calling the shot.

But,

This is not even my greatest pain.

My greatest 'wonderment' remains how 15million men and women, some of whom lay claim to superior knowledge and higher intellect, failed to see the Buhari fraud for what it has always been despite the signs that were all too glaring for even a blind man not to have seen.

History is alive and well with the records of gross human right abuses, tyranny, first class bigotry and criminal disdain for democratic processes and procedures which characterized Buhari's short but iniquitious stint in power some three decades ago.

Practically everything happening under him today happened during his first missionary journey.

The tragedy of this whole thing is that most of the so called intellectuals who foisted this disaster on Nigerians actually witnessed the calamity that was his 1st coming. In fact, some of them were direct victims. Under decree 4 promulgated specifically to gag free press, Buhari jailed Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabor for publishing stories he says were embarrassing to his regime. But in 2015, Tunde Thompson was in Buhari campaign team chanting #SaiBaba.

A tragic irony, isn't it?

Even before 2015 poll, there were clear signs signalling the disaster that this man has always been.

So,

How did Professors, PhD holders and highly lettered men/women convince themselves that an ex-treasonous dictator who failed woefully even with a loaded gun and a suspended constitution in his much younger age was the right man to fix a 21st century Nigeria under a democracy with its attendant bureaucratic bottleneck

Just how

He (Buhari) didn't initiate even a single economic program during his time as head of state.

For over 3 decades that he was out of power, he did absolutely nothing to improve himself in anyway. He never run any business except his 150 legendary homosexual cows. He delivered no lecture. Wrote no book and organised no workshop even if it is on islamization and Fulanization -his forte. He made no attempt to contribute to the society in any way.

All he did was come out every 4 years to contest, loose the election, engineer his minions to soak "Dogs and Baboons" in blood only to go back and wait for another 4 years.

In 2011, he contested on the platform of the defunct CPC which had only one state of Nassarawa, yet, he vehemently refused to concede defeat. Even when his supporters were killing Nigerians in a post election violence provoked by his pre-election utterances, Buhari rejected all effort by the govt of Jonathan to get him to halt the bloodshed by condemning the violence. In the end, over 800 Nigerians including youth corps members lay lifeless.

Yet,

Men who spent years suckling from the breast of knowledge swore that this same man was the political "Messiah" needed to gift Nigerians with Eldorado

How?

I've heard some ex-Buharists justify their Buharism by claiming that Jonathan's incompetence made Buhari an option. But I believe its only a foolish car owner that will knowingly replace his incompetent driver with an unlicensed one who doesn't know the position of the ignition key in the vehicle.

Education is supposed to equip one with the mental capacity to discern.

Yet, our Professors, Lawyers, Doctors and Academics all failed to discern the Buhari fraud -something Nkume my illiterate village clown was able to do successfully.

Could it be that our education is truly over-rated??

By Charles Ogbu

You are definitely the man.I have asked this questions and yet no answer.Buhari only takes, he forbids to give.

ChappyChase:
How xvideo.com go dey look Google...

Guy no be lie,they are supposed to be number one but it seems they have been rigged out due to political correctness.

Why the woman come pose like one James Bond villan? (Like"Gold finger wristwatch "

Americans are always proud of their gun rights,but they forget to look at the disadvantages that comes with the same rights.

Ksslib:
Live updates.

Real Madrid knock the ball expertly around the midfield area. A frustrated Messi tries to chase the ball but gives-up and starts chanting sorcery in Spanish, summoning the departed spirit of Neymar to appear or show him a sign.

You wan kill me with laugh this night. From Nigeria you can tell Messi was chanting sorcery? You funny die.

Nigerians used to say Buhari has passed his prime and would never rule Nigeria. Now it is Atiku.One thing I know about Nigeria is that they always forget their own declaration. Atiku is likely to win,after him maybe Babangida could take a shot at it.Who knows,maybe Gowon might just have what it takes as long as he stays alive.I might just be lucky to see Shangai won again.

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

You don kill me with laughter, I must confess I don do am so many times I've lost count. I travelled once to see a girl on behalf of a friend to beg her to come back only for her to return as a side chic.

I don't understand,why are this product banned in Nigeria but not in the Europe or USA?

MrEdimulo82:
U sef get points

You don become supreme Court judge.

Even if they come back home what will they be doing if not creating more problems for the others. So many things have gone wrong I'm Nigeria, we are witnessing the after effects.

MoyoGENERAL:
Sadly, you may have proffered a reasonable advise, but keenly, in all candor; "Not coming back" is quite unfortunate for our national development as we continue to lose our gifted Diasporas who ought to replicate sustainable institutions upon return to Nigeria.

We can't continue to thread this pathetic path of national neglect, bury our heads in theSand, turn a blind eye and expect a miraculous transformation in our economy in the future. Stimulating an economy out of recession or projecting an economy towards development is not by mere wish nor voodoo practice! It is by taking responsibility!

The truth is, our problem is beyond leadership; we are at War with our culture, we are at war with our beliefs, we are at war with our systems, and we must fight it as a nation and take up our challenges with daunting resolve. Everyone is a victim and we must individually begin to take responsibility for our emancipation as a country. Nigeria need a dire acculturation program, social, physical and economical reformation program to build US for a sustainable future. Ultimately, the Nigerian Diaspora community inclusive, must arise and key into these reformation program, put renewed faith in the nation's destiny,shun petty ideas as to immediate interest satisfaction, help drive development, sustainable structures and institutions back at home.

The future demand no less.

You have spoken well, but let me say that the culture and beliefs you talk about is the enemy. We have a culture that obligate youths to carry family responsibility at a young age when they are supposed to be spending time advancing in their various fields of study.Most scientific discovery was achieved by people who have spent years learning and testing their theories. Not finding money to feed papa and mama. And talk of beliefs, we have answers to all questions, it's in the bible. How can we learn about splitting water to get Nitrogen, or converting sand into an energy source. It's even harder to think in a society that threatens your tomorrow.

Poverty is mental,Nigerians do not know that the there are parents who still buy their children gifts at their old age.Taking care of our parents do not mean we have to make monthly payments to them.Some of us have seen a different world from Nigeria so maybe we understand things better.Taking care of your parents when they are old and frail is normal,not when they are in their 50s and 60s.

emeijeh:

Escape go where?!
Ne recession be dis, and we are all in it together.


Whoever is thinking of attempting suicide.. .. . Better have a rethink about it.
I repeat.... . We are in this together

You funny die, so anybody that is even thinking about imagining to dream about contemplating to consider suicide is in just wasting his or her time. Nobody is dieing this season. :'

2muchopoTBdope:
Buy ur whistle here!!!

wetin we go use the whistle do?not kill person with laugh.

jegz25:
appreciate little things in life biko...anyways,remind me of what ur hero did for d youths when he was there,I seems to have forgotten

All government programmes are forgotten after they leave office, try and remember Obasonjo's programme and I'll remember Jonathan's.

Most Nigerians prefer to be paid for no work,
So the government is doing what is cultural to most.

Timi141:
Have you tried clown porn to get him excited?
Dogs like that kind of thing

LOL. ..abeg which one be clown porn again? I thought I have seen and heard it all.

TINALETC3:

God catch you.

KingOfAmebo:
You feel good or you feel sexually aroused...talk true.

ol boy no draw my leg come out.

freeze001:
I wonder why some pigs will open their mouths wide n say d health status of the president doesn't have to be revealed, in other words, Nigerians are of no importance and don't deserve that information!

I will be surprised if the AG responds to this or releases any substantial information because this government has displayed so much impunity and have seen the 'worst' gullible Nigerians can do which is to vote them in. With their sit-tight military mentality, they will rather subvert n suppress the will of the people just to perpetuate themselves in power.

I still can't get over the excruciating ignorance of Bola Tinubu that wil open his own rotten buccal cavity to say that slow death of the naira compared to the dollar and other currencies doesn't matter because we earn salaries in naira and we are not importers n exporters! I cannot fathom how he is a 'jagaban' with zero economic knowledge! If the dollar-naira exchange rate didn't matter why was it a major campaign point? Maybe that part was directed at importers and exporters, as if Nigeria is not an import-dependent, consuming country down to petroleum products that practically power d economy!

After reading your post,i just had to check your profile. I feel good some Nigerians can actually reason with a sound mind. This gives me joy.

This is bad,very very bad. So I can't decieve the people I wish to decieve again? What is this world turning to.

For the fact that Europe has more vote, I see the Ballon de or going to Cristiano Ronaldo