₦airaland Forum

jerrymej:
Use Condom say waiting na? Ah

do you want a football team and you will be the coach or perhaps the goalkeeper?

WendellSimilin:
If 10,000 Nigerian men can collect this particular jazz and go into Sambisa forest for just 5 days, Bokoharam will be a thing of the past.

nor try am carry dat jax for body, then expect bomb, rocket luncher no to penitrate ooh

Euckybaby:
Stupidity of the highest order... What has virginity got to do wit cooking Clueless post and poster

@ first the guy is proud of the girlfriend, perhaps that is why he is announcing it to the world.

prettydiva89:
and he's getting the right advice right?

[color=#FF6600] Absolutely yes![/color]

prettydiva89:
Teach her op since she's ready to learn.
Next time,you don't have to share this on nairaland,[/b]imagine your friends or hers reading this how do you want them to see the bae now you got to do some cover up for her.
I know of someone,his wifey meal is always salty,but whenever friends or fam comes visiting,he add salt to the already oversalted meal,so he takes all the blame with his friends or fam thinking the meal is oversalted by him.

[b][color=#FF6600]Problem shared is problem solved, he did the right thing, @ the right time and @ the right place/moment, wichever![/color]

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

[color=#FF6600]Na wich kind front page topic come be dis again hmmm, well on a more serious note! Our people say woman wen nor sabi cook, na sarra! In otherwords, if you know deep in your heart that you love this senorita' why dont you send her to a cooking school, she will love you the more! Characterwise nkor? Let us know.[/color]

Chaulay1:
And why bring this to Nairaland ? Must we publicize all family issues with pictures and full names? For heaven's sake spare the little girl of this unwarranted negative publicity. The father speaking to Encomium self speaks volume. Nobody is denying you as the father. Instead of ironing out issues with the mother he took to media. It is like destroying one another via social media and the likes is in vogue now.

Although the woman should have informed the baby father all the same. That he turned down making the video at some point does not necessarily mean he will turn down attending the grand finale. I am only wondering that since he registered her, why wasn't he following the competition stages.

[color=#FF6600]yes the man ran to the media to announce it, some women can be very stubborn when it comes to issues of seperation, what the man did will make the woman run out from her closet, reasons be that she might choose to be on a hide out, but with this publication she will be forced to come and settle the differences. [/color]

Abee79:
Op, I would have employed you, but for your (alarming) desperation and bad grammar

then employ me, i hv good command of English, my skills are as follows, trained body guard, frm Mexican war college, American marine Institute, just incase my services is needed, do not hesitate to contact me.

Keketu:
1.Black Kettle

2.Cupboard for keeping clothe, book and condom

3.Black pot and one stainless for making eba

4.Extension Box socket

4.One large specially curved spoon

5.Very neat almost new kerosine stove

why do you choose to counter attack!

That is gerneral looking downward, dogs and paid posters are not allowed!

Nneka123:
Team Aries ! we are the boss, we get what we want, but i love flowers and i'm into romance

Aries here tooo, everything writen about aries is absolutely true about me, I hate flowers, fake romance, etc....

berem:
millions of Nigerians have also passed through this same process of education,so what's the big deal?

You people should stop hyping your clueless president. He's still SUPER CLUELESS!!

How much were you paid to post Judith??

caselessogbuagu:
you have to be in maiduguri to know the kind of CJTF i'm talking about.

yes the civilian JTF in the north east might be doing their best, but I doubt if they can withstand the fire shot of the boys frm the creek "Niger delta"

caselessogbuagu:
We don't need soldiers, we can be civilian JTF and protect ourselves.

When you see the boys frm the creek coming out, even the almighty soldiers can be so confused @ first, talkless of civilian JTF scarry cat!

jesse8048:
Police and civil defense without gun versus thugs with gun and weapons. If I dnt see military men around am nt going anywhere close to cast any vote. Guess some people are trying to hijack ballot boxes.

[color=#FF6600] why are they scared? So no military no voting.[/color]

[color=#FF6600] one of them performs an oversight functions, but basically, they both perform same duties. [/color]

ireneony:

I'm just like the lady.
If I'm tired, if you like call Mohammed, I nor de do

[color=#FF6600] Rapee looms! If you try dat, I am sure you will come back here and open a topic "How my husband molested me" den if the man is so kind he will go shopping for a possible replacement! [/color]

4bobo:
I am not watching it now but I believe that it will make a lot of sense since I have heard many INEC officials explaining how it will work. They likely to announce each unit from polling boot, then ward and local government and so on not like total collection in one place that will always lead to rigging.
We should thank pdp government for giving us this platform. At least we will have opportunities to test fair and credible elections for the first time.
Why now are they afraid to use what they thought will give us the best election so far. We should go on and support jega and INEC and see how things turn out. Say no to temporary voters card. Say no to rigging.

[color=#FF6600] That is the spirit of sportmanship, but if your part looses, I hope you will not change ur dance step! [/color]

onatisi:
I have always been telling people that nigeria is the best and easiest place to make money. Outsiders sees the opportunities and they keep rushing to nigeria but nigerians don't and can't see the abundant opportunities surrounding them. They keep complaining day and night and keep insulting gej instead of sitting down and thinking of how to tap into the limitles business opportunites at their fingertips .

[color=#FF6600] No doubt Nigeria is one of the easiest place to make money, but the question would be, how, where, do you achieve that, when you perhaps will be experiencing unfavourable economic policies, most developed countries in the world today attracts investors becos they probably have strong government policies in place that will protect their investment, but in Nigeria is it so? [/color]

joanprice:
money full niger berekete

[color=#FF6600] Which of the Niger? 9ja or Niger republico'[/color]

[color=#FF6600] Looking at the two front runners, Ambode/Agbaje, Ambode is no match to Agbeje, but like people rightly predicted if Agbaje is giving the chance, he might be controlled by those who put him there, dis are some of the fears of the people. [/color]

sincerenigerian:
A lot of kids on this forum. SMH!

sincerenigeria we know? Or a photocopy/photoshop? Why do you choose to confuse us?

ochejoseph:
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Lagosians are smart people who are waiting for Tinubu who has converted Lagos to his  feeding bottle 

1. Sun Burn Yatch which cost lagosians Billions has suddenly disappeared 

2. Lagos constructed  The Most expensive power plant in the world yet it supplies less than 8 MW of electricity 

3. Lagos Metro rail that has refused to see the Light of day after Buhari cancelled the first one  because funds were diverted into completing the intercontinental Hotel 

4. Alpha Beta that has collected over 206 billion of Lagos state cash but that is not enough Tinubu wants CBN 

5.Tinubu  Evicted lagos state Polytechnic and converted the estate and Lands to his TVC television station and radio 


6.APC  Increased LASU school fees from 25' K to 250K without any Value addition, lecturers in LASU are among the least paid in Nigeria despite the huge IGR

7. Only his Daughter is fit and anointed to become Iyaloja, Only his wife is smart enough to become senator, his Son Inlaw must be A House of Rep Member or else he'll will be let loosed 

But it's Time Up for Tinubu and His gang ,Lagosians Have decided to take their destiny into their own Hand 

Freedom! Forward ever Backward Never

[color=#FF6600] Allegation, but if by any means this is true, then Ahmed Bola Tinubu should be jailed, Nigeria as a whole is not a private property of any individual or group of persons. [/color]

[color=#FF6600] The fear of Gen. mohammedu Buhari is the beginning of wisdom to most politicians, but the question would be, with Ahmed Bola Tinubu, Rotimi Amechi, Timi Sliver etc who have been alleged to have stolen public funds, will the General jail them if they're found to be guilty, if voted into power?[/color]

nebukadnezzari:
Theres this thingy called condoms, im not sure youve heard about it over there. Judging from d jamb question you just asked me

bros yeeee... I doubt if u dey do research @ all, open ur eyes "condom" nor fit protect u 100%, stay with one partner.

*Frm federal ministry of health na him bring u dis message so*

nebukadnezzari:
Number 3 is the truth, ive dated n shagged so many girls that do this especially in enugu. Sometimes if im in need of fresh blood i will just dress up n go to shoprite always leave with a new date 80% of the time.

i hope you dey check ur HIV status bros....

All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up!

One sunday like dis, na so I dey inside church and pastore dey preach, and one fine babe sidon near me, pastore say.... Open ur bible to the book of matthew 1:5-8, na him dis babe go dey ask me, wetin the pastore talk again, wich verse again, n I tell her, for my mind show, u deaf..., ladies tooo dey form, be open minded for once.

Truckpusher:
Seriously ,so all this while I've been a sinner with this my doggyy style on handcuff?

from today go, nor try am again oooh, na hell fire straight oooh!

Richy4:
No beans is not the only source of protein.

[color=#FF6600] for now its one of the cheapest source of protein, I know you can also get it frm egg, meat etc, but expensive! [/color]